Chapter 35: Let you be your original form
Song Daxian is destined to become a generation of grandmasters to subdue demons and catch monsters, these are not a problem, but he has not yet learned the Tao and is no different from ordinary people, and he doesn't know that there are so many disasters and evil consequences in Xiao Yibo's marriage, but it is indeed regarded as saving Xiao Yibo's life, even he doesn't know, after he came, the fox demon in pants also came, and the fox demon followed his footsteps since Xie Liting's time, but the two didn't meet because of the wrong time. But the fox demon wearing pants is really looking for him, which is related to the evil fate of three lives, two lives and five lifetimes, and it can't be explained in a few words, in short, this fox demon also followed Song Daxian here.
When the fox demon was dying, he suddenly realized that something was wrong, stretched out a paw and pointed to the inner courtyard of Xiao Mansion, and suddenly shouted: "There is a demonic spirit!" ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was in a circle, and if they dared to speak, they would definitely reply to it in unison: "You fart!" "Everyone said that you are a monster, can you not have a demonic spirit, and the thief shouts to catch the thief and fool us.
"Huh? Ay! Yo? Xiao Yibo just took a stubble at such an embarrassing time, he was drinking vigorously now, squinting his eyes and seeing a fox standing in a human shape and wearing pants, he knew that this was another monster, he vomited two back and forth after his brain is now a lot clearer, vaguely remember that the old Taoist Wednesday cannon told him that "you have a date with a goblin", and thought it was to find him, smiled slightly and pushed away the second dog who was holding him, and staggered to the front of the fox demon in the shocked eyes of everyone, He tore his new red dress in half with a bang, and then took off the close-fitting satin underwear inside, and muttered: "Yes, be gentle with me......"
"It's not...... You'll be ...... later. What are you doing? The fox demon was also taken aback by his bold move, and hurriedly stopped him, "If you have something to say, you can't play hooligan......"
"It's okay, I'm used to it." Xiao Yibo now sees that the monster is more than the second dog and doesn't go to his heart, what kind of turtle spirit scorpion spirit or something, he has slept several times, and he doesn't care about sleeping more foxes, just undressing there as if he wants to complete the task, the fox demon can't stop him, "It's okay, they are all people who have come over, what I have experienced is love that crosses races and transcends limits, and you don't understand it when I tell you." ”
"No, what's that, don't get excited, you have to calm down......" The fox demon was already incoherent, and he didn't know what to say.
"I'm not excited." Xiao Yibo sneered as if he was a demon, "I'm not excited at all, now I'm used to it, isn't it just a fox, come, you take off your pants first......"
As he spoke, he was about to get started, how could the fox demon give in, and with a paw of his hand, he left a few bloodshot red lines on Xiao Yibo's face.
"You're going to die!" The fox demon took two steps back and distanced himself from him, and cursed: "You're going to die!" ”
"Ahh Xiao Yibo suddenly felt cold when he heard this, he shivered, and woke up more than half of the wine, this sentence seems familiar, I think the mouse spirit Cinderella said the same thing to him, said three times and bit him and then died violently, Xiao Yibo couldn't figure out what was going on when he wanted to break his head, and today he suddenly woke up when he heard this sentence, he looked at the fox demon who wrinkled his eyebrows and stared at him and said: "Do you dare to say it twice?" ”
"Cut!" The fox demon snorted coldly, and said in his heart, why should I listen to you, ignoring this stubble, and said in an unkind tone: "Do you know that there are monsters in your house?" ”
"Nonsense, I'm not blind." Xiao Yibo also lost his temper, one person and one demon made a lot of nonsense here, and a large group of people next to him were stupid, and they all wondered, is this a materialist dialectical seminar......
"I mean, you still have a youkai in your house." The fox demon persuaded him bitterly: "I don't comment on your special hobby, but the monster in your backyard is really not a good kind, so I advise you to do it yourself." ”
"You can't eat grapes, say grapes are sour." Xiao Yibo thought that the fox demon was jealous, so he lit Bai Huahua's chest and teased: "Are you sure you won't come?" ”
"Fuck off!" The fox demon almost died of anger, he had never seen such a shameless person, he didn't even have the heart to look at him more, and turned around to leave, but he didn't think that at this time, a gust of white wind suddenly blew from the inner courtyard of Xiao Mansion, and a figure loomed in it, and in the blink of an eye, he came to the front.
It was in the new house that was waiting to murder her husband and wanted to break Xiao Yi's body into pieces!
"Where do you dare to storm the old lady's territory!" The fox demon also exposed its existence when it found the pig demon, although it didn't plan to go in, but the uneven girl didn't know what was going on inside, she came out, and the finger fox demon scolded: "You stinky and shameless fox spirit, dare to come to the bad old lady's good deeds on the night of the candles in the cave room, see how I clean you up!" ”
"If you're not so excited, can't you......" The fox demon was speechless, he couldn't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River, these people seemed to recognize that it must be plotting against it, and said in their hearts what kind of bad fate this man has experienced.
Although I don't understand what's going on, the fox demon is not a vegetarian, how can I stand these two people being bullied like this, and I also twisted my eyebrows and stared, arousing a gust of black wind to go to the pig demon Ping Pong and have a good time.
Two monsters flew into the air in the clouds, and you punched me and kicked me out.
"Xiao Shiyi Street really married a fairy!"
"Then you see, you can eat hundreds of steamed buns in one meal and still have a fake."
"How do I feel that I can't beat it, or let's let a few steamed buns go up."
"I said let's stop looking, let's run......"
Many people below still looked up to see the excitement, pointing and analyzing the battle situation while watching, and they didn't know who suddenly shouted "Run!" A large group of people came back to their senses, Hula rushed to the outside of Xiao Mansion and fled, the gate was knocked away, and there were those who climbed over the wall, and all of them fled in a moment, and even the servants of Xiao Mansion followed and ran away, leaving Xiao Yibo and Ergouzi two stupid people looking up at the sky there, and they couldn't see how the two above fought, and they saw two whirlwinds entangled in mid-air, flashing brightly, and looking at their eyes.
This kind of demon fighting scene looks like it's quite mysterious, but in fact, it's not like that at all, in the whirlwind, the pig demon and the fox demon are fighting with hooligans, you punch me and kick me, even pulling your hair and scratching people, and a light flashes at every turn, that's spitting on each other, and the spittle with demonic spirit turns into white light and makes Xiao Mansion as bright as day.
After all, the fox demon is there, and seven hundred years of cultivation is not covered, so the kung fu pig demon is faintly defeated, mainly because the fox demon has three tails, as the old saying goes, two fists are hard to beat four hands, and the ends of the three more tails are rolled into fists and beckoned to the pig demon, which is not ordinary, and it is easy to win.
In the end, the uneven girl was thrown to the ground from the sky by a combination of fists of the fox demon, smashing out a large pit several meters deep, so frightened that the two people almost didn't sit on the ground.
"Lady, are you okay, where are you, lady, the pit is too deep for me to see you......" Xiao Yibo was distressed, he didn't know how to get better, he couldn't get involved in the goblin fight, and the tears were about to fall when he saw his daughter-in-law suffer such a big loss, "Lady doesn't need me to get you steamed buns......"
"Fuck off!" The uneven girl turned into a white whirlwind and swooped back to the ground, gritted her teeth and looked at the fox demon, and pointed her hand again and again: "Okay, okay, this is what you forced the old lady!" ”
The uneven girl snorted coldly, and then lay on the ground and rolled.
"I know you're uncomfortable, but it's useless, we have to have a positive and optimistic attitude, but we can't give up on ourselves......" Xiao Yibo thought that she was stimulated by something, and she used to persuade her bitterly, who would have thought that the words did not fall, only to see the dazzling white light flashing, where is the beautiful beauty in her eyes, this is clearly ......
A pig!