When I was in my third year of college, my former professor assigned a topic that asked us to describe a person's life in the simplest language, and I quoted a metaphorical essay titled "Life is like a project", which caused a sensation in the school:

Birth: ---—— project approval;

Marriage: ---------- public bidding;

Blind date: --------- invitation to bid;

Free Love: -------- Negotiation;

Propose: ---------- bidding;

Introducer: -------- Bidding Agent;

First meeting: --------- see the scene;

Woman's parents: ---------- investors;

Woman: ---------- owner;

Father-in-law: ----------- design unit;

Premarital guidance: ---------- technical disclosure;

Premarital Supervising Doctor: ---------- Supervision Unit;

Pass the father-in-law and mother-in-law: ---------- pre-qualification;

Male parents: ---------- construction unit;

Male: ---------- project manager;

Bride price: --------- bid deposit;

Pass the friend pass: ---------- publicity;

Love: ---------- publicity period;

Determine the relationship: ---------- determine the winning candidate;

Premarital cohabitation: --------- illegal collusion;

Prenuptial agreement: ---------- contract negotiation;

Marriage certificate: --------- sign the contract;

Wedding wine: ---------- drawings will be reviewed;

Give money to the man: ---------- advance payment for the project;

Money to the woman: ---------- performance bond;

Cave house candles: ---------- construction approaches;

Honeymoon period: ---------- rush construction period;

Post-marital living arrangement: ---------- construction organization design;

Female infertility: ---------- design defects;

Male infertility: ---------- construction quality defects;

Looking for a lover: ---------- illegal subcontracting;

Giving birth: ---------- the completion of the project;

Full moon wine: ---------- completion acceptance;

One year old: ---------- warranty period;

Separation: --------- work stoppage for materials;

Divorce: --------- was ordered to leave the venue due to construction problems;

Growing old together: ----------- reach the design service life

The teacher's comment was: "If you go through all these processes in life, you will become an immortal!" "I haven't experienced this kind of life, but I live in an era where 80% of things are probably related to everyone. Now that I've somehow come to this place, I don't know what else I'm going to experience.

I'm a little sad, I feel like I'm stuck here, and I don't have a voice, here, it's like there's no right for women to speak. Hey, when will I see a woman, I really want to know how they live.

I miss Mom!

I sat by the stove and saw Frogskin call some of the men and help them bring out the dishes I had prepared.

He has an important guest today, so there should be no place for me to sit and eat. Life had to go on, and I couldn't be hungry, so I washed the pot and planned to simply order myself a bowl of noodles to eat.

I finally lit the fire like a frog's skin, and the smoke choked me to cough, and I heard Yang Feng's voice shouting outside: "Qianqian, the prince invites you to come over and dine together!" ”

What, why don't you say it first, let this girl complain for a long time. After working hard for a long time, let others eat, of course it will be sad!

I jumped up and down behind Yang Feng's ass, and the grievances in my heart were swept away, and my mother said, "Ruth depends on how she goes, if she can be happy, she should be as happy as possible; If you can change, try to change, just being a resentful woman can't solve the problem and can't change the status quo", my mother said like a philosopher, and she has become my life guide!

When I walked into the room, there were only two empty seats at the round table, except for three that I saw for the first time, the others such as Frogskin, Zhang Ning, Daowa and a few other guys and Xiao Xuanxuan were all faces I was familiar with.

"Shallow, come and sit!" My frog skin was the first to speak (not in vain, sister, I love you so much), and there was an empty seat next to him, and I made a gesture to sit next to him.

"Sit here!" Unexpectedly, Xiao Xuanxuan also spoke at this time, the voice was not loud, but it made people feel that if they didn't execute, they would go to the execution ground.

I only had to move over slowly, and the other empty position was on the right side of Xiao Xuanxuan, and I only sat down, and Yang Feng immediately sat next to the frog skin.

I didn't expect that the guests of this black-bellied little Xuanxuan were them. In modern times, there is no distinction between dignity and inferiority, and it is definitely not surprising that the boss and the three-wheeled person sit at the same table to eat, but I have been wearing it for more than 20 days, and I obviously find that there is still a lot of respect and humility here, and the concept of hierarchy is very heavy, Xiao Xuanxuan actually arranged the guy at a table, does it mean that he is still a little approachable? No, I can't be fooled by his little tricks, think about how bad he is to me!

I only heard Xiao Xuanxuan say: "Waiting, Lord Li, Lord Liu, come, you have come from afar, I will toast you first!" ”

The three people who look like officials at first glance are guests from the capital, I look at them toasting, and then look in front of me, why don't I have my cup?

When those people were about to clink glasses, I stood up: "Lord, it's not fair, why do you all drink alcohol, but I don't?" ”

I expected that he would not be able to speak harshly to me in front of everyone, and I used this trick so well!

Sure enough, he turned his head and looked at me with blank eyes and asked, "Are you sure?" Do you want to drink too? Are you sick all right? ”

What, when did I get sick? You still want to bet on my mouth with lies, I'm not as good as you want!

"Lord Xie is so concerned, my illness has long been cured, it's no problem to drink seven or eight cups, please rest assured!" I replied with a pretended gratitude (in fact, I don't know how much I can drink, I drank beer twice with my classmates when I was in college, about two bottles each time, but I don't know how I got back to the dormitory, and there will be something about it when I wear it back).

"Daowa, get her a wine glass!" He said as if gritting his teeth.

The broad masses of working people are not always weak! In this game, I won completely!

When Xiao Xuanxuan toasted those officials, I took the wine glass and saluted Xiao Xuanxuan, and I said, "You are the biggest official here, I will salute you first!" cheers!” I touched the glass with him in a chic way, and took a sip of it, oops, this wine is so strong! It's so hot that my tears are about to come out, I have to endure it!

The etiquette of modern toasting seems to be a toast, and I decided to do so. So I walked to Zhang Ning and Yang Feng in turn and cheered two cups, I heard that Daowa seemed to be going to drink tomorrow The officials from the capital went back to see his daughter-in-law, I gave him a glass alone, wishing him a smooth journey, and when I clinked glasses with a few guys, their faces were red.

Then I walked up to Frogskin, whose eyes were shining, and before I could speak, the little guy said, "cheers!" cheers！ Take the initiative to clink glasses with me. Drinking the glass, he asked, "What do you mean by cheers?" I patted his cute little face and said, "My frog skin is the best, cheers means cheers, you learn very standard!" By the way, you are not allowed to cheat, and when you grow up, you must marry me! ”

All the voices on the table are still! Let a small man marry a bigger man, this is the situation of Shenma! (I drank too much and forgot that I was wearing men's clothes)

Someone didn't notice the strangeness of the banquet in a daze, and still insisted on walking in front of the three Beijing officials.

"Waiting, Lord Li, Lord Liu, the three adults, you are all big officials from the capital, you have to be the master of me, a working people, I work eight hours a day (starting from making breakfast, picking flowers and catching birds must also be counted), just take care of the food and sleep, you say, is this fair?"

"And what do you want?" Someone stood up and took the question.

Miss Ben is afraid that you won't open your mouth!

"I want a salary! You eat a lot of food I cook every day, and it is delicious, and my labor must be worth at least 10 yuan a day! "Actually, I have no concept of the money here, and there is no place to use money in this barracks, only that day I saw a frog skin to help me buy things for the common people with a little money, but it is better to have money than no money, okay, if you don't need it now, it doesn't mean that you won't need it in the future!

I was a little unsteady on my feet, someone seemed to be holding me, and seemed to want to cover my mouth, this crime had to be seen by everyone in public, I simply turned my face directly to him, in public, he obviously did not expect me to be so bold, as if he had enlisted, his hand stopped.

I continued: "Also, I don't want to wear this ugly man's clothes (I forgot that I'm a good-looking man in front of outsiders), I also have my own room, I have to have windows, and without windows I have respiratory problems." In short, you should sign a labor contract with me, so it's fair! "I tried my best to express what I wanted to say, I was dizzy, I didn't care about them, I wanted to sleep for a while, and then continue to discuss this labor contract with them!

So, I went straight to sleep, of course, I later knew that I was sleeping in Xiao Xuanxuan's arms.

I finally said what I had been suppressing for a long time in public, and wine is such a good thing!