"It's Yuangang. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Brother Donkey pinched the shelf of the Taoist monk, and made a profound criticism of Yuan Gang in a serious tone: "You are also a high monk of the Yuanzi generation, and you are the little leader of the Discipline Academy, what do you look like in a panic!" ”

Little boss, your sister!

You are dangling in the temple every day, and now you can't even understand the basic establishment of the Shaolin Temple, and you are just busy pretending to be forced all day long, right?

The corners of Yuan Gang's mouth twitched twice covertly, this kid used to call himself Uncle Yuan Gang, but this time he had to call him Uncle Yuangang, and the abbot didn't know if he was old and confused, did this closed disciple accept it casually? If you want to accept it, you have to accept me with thick eyebrows and big eyes and a righteous face, how can you accept this scoundrel who is useless except for his appearance?

"Ami tofu, Uncle Shi taught me a lesson!" Yuan Gang also had to respectfully fold his hands and salute the donkey brother - Yuan Gang this time he held the spirit of "sacrificing one of me and making the whole temple happy" to block the gun's eye, so he endured the humiliation and the burden, and tasted the courage of lying on the salary!

"Scatter wealth! Yuangang is good if you can understand the hard work of Uncle Shi! In fact, the old man loves you very much, but the old man is low-key, and the old man doesn't say it! Brother Donkey patted Yuangang's shoulder with a smile: "By the way, Yuangang, what's the big deal?" ”

The corners of Yuan Gang's mouth twitched when he heard this, and he gritted his teeth to the end, and he hurriedly handed the newspaper to Brother Donkey: "Uncle Shi, you are in the newspaper!" ”

"In the newspaper?" Brother Donkey thinks it's amazing, Lao Qu is hiding in the Shaolin Temple these days, and he can be in the newspaper without leaving the door?

"Uncle Shi, please take a look!" Yuan Gang was afraid that Brother Donkey would not be illiterate, and pointed to the content of the newspaper and read it out word by word to Brother Donkey:

"Young and ambitious, the top three in the fifth fair! Get carried away and flee en masse! According to an interview with a reporter from this newspaper, Pan Xiaoxian, Pink Phoenix, and Tang Yi, who are among the top three in the Southwest Fifth Fair, have not come to school to attend classes normally after the start of this semester, among which Tanhua Tang Yi has gone through the procedures for suspension, and the champion Pan Xiaoxian and Bangyan Pink Phoenix have been skipping school so far, and there is no ...... at all.

I have a sentence that my mother sells batches, and I don't know whether to talk about it or not! Brother Donkey was very angry: Which newspaper is so shameless? What a disrespect for the facts! Lao Wei obviously took a day of class, what is Pan Xiaoxian and Pink Phoenix who have skipped school so far, and there is no news?

Wait a minute! Brother Donkey suddenly woke up, Pink Phoenix has also skipped school so far, and there is no news?

Why Tang Yu suspended school, Pan Xiaoxian knows, and of course he himself knows, but what is the pink phoenix for?

Speaking of which, Pink Phoenix and Pan Xiaoxian have a great relationship, not to mention that the two of them have slept in the same room in Shaolin Temple for half a month, not to mention that the two have also played in the water with a gentleman's frank mandarin ducks, and Brother Donkey has also caught the white rabbit of Pink Phoenix, and Pink Phoenix also knows Brother Donkey's little secret, and it is not an exaggeration to say that she is Brother Donkey's good friend.

It's just that the two haven't been in touch since the May Fair, Brother Donkey is very busy, they are busy going to outer space, and now after reading the newspaper, he suddenly remembered that although the two exchanged contact information, they haven't been in touch for several months now.

Yuan Gang cautiously peeked at Brother Donkey's face beside him, and when he saw Brother Donkey's expression changing, he couldn't help but ask, "Uncle Shi?" ”

"You have small breasts, don't talk!" Brother Donkey scolded him irritably, took out his mobile phone and went to the corner to call Pink Phoenix.

Groove ...... Yuan Gang was almost squirted out a mouthful of old blood, I am a Shaolin monk, I am really sorry for you with small breasts!

After Pan Xiaoxian dialed the number in the corner, he heard a voice prompt from the receiver that the other party's mobile phone was down.

Down?

Brother Donkey was stunned, will anyone shut down this year? Mobile phones are bound to people's credit cards, and there is no need for people to recharge them, and if the mobile phone is down, it basically means that the person's credit card has been frozen.

The pink phoenix is also the saintess of the Five Poisons Sect! Phone down? Credit card frozen? What really happened to her?

Pan Xiaoxian's mind couldn't help but think of the cute and straightforward little beauty who really likes pink childlike big breasts, how could Pan Xiaoxian not care if something happened to the pink phoenix?

"Yuangang, book a ticket to the Luoyang base for me, the sooner the better!" Pan Xiaoxian ordered Yuan Gang in a little flustered.

"Uncle Shi, are you leaving us?" Yuan Gang was ecstatic in his heart, but his face was sad: "It's a pity that I can't always listen to the teachings of my uncle and ancestor......

"Is that true?" Brother Donkey frowned and grabbed Yuan Gang's wrist.

"Seriously!" Yuan Gang's face was sincere.

"Sure enough?" Brother Donkey asked.

"Sure enough!" Yuan Gang looked earnest.

"In that case, Yuangang, you can go with Uncle Shi!" Brother Donkey was deeply moved: "There happens to be a lack of a boy by the old man's side!" ”

"Uncle Shi, don't want it! The disciple still has to work as an errand in the Discipline Academy, and he still has a big case in his hands......" Yuan Gang was so frightened that his face turned green, and he hurriedly prevaricated.

"That's a pity......" Brother Donkey shook his head and left, Yuan Gang behind him let out a long breath, a gust of wind blew, Yuan Gang only felt a chill on his back, but it turned out that the clothes on his back were soaked at any time.

Yuan Gang walked out of the back kitchen, but saw a big red face around the wall, it was the first true color of the Discipline Academy, and the master of true color patted Yuan Gang's shoulder with satisfaction: "Ami Tofu, Yuan Gang, it's really hard for you, this seat will pass on the "Flower Grabber" that you have wanted to learn for a long time!" ”

"Thank you, Master!" Yuan Gang was moved to tears: he had made all kinds of efforts to learn this "Flower Grabber" before, and his true colors had never let go, but he didn't expect that because he couldn't leave, the master was finally moved by his true colors, and for a while he was full of gratitude to Brother Donkey.

"That Yuangang, I thought about it-" Suddenly the donkey brother came back in a hurry: "Hey? True color nephew, are you also there? ”

A big red face suddenly turned into the color of pig liver, and Yuan Gang's face was also like the color of earth, and he hurriedly gave the donkey brother a new salute one after another, one called "Uncle Amazing", and the other called "Uncle Ancestor".

"Uncle Shi, the disciple will retire first......" Ben Se just wanted to leave but was pulled by Brother Donkey: "Wait a minute, the old man has something to say!" ”

"Yes......" The corners of his mouth twitched twice concealedly, bowed in response, and at the same time gave Yuan Gang a look: Raise soldiers for a thousand days, use soldiers for a while! The time has come when the party-state needs you! Ami Tofu, Yuangang, it's up to you!

The concubine can't do it! Yuan Gang looked back with a bitter look.

True color glared: Do you still want to learn the flower grabber?

"Ami Tofu, I can't help my uncle and ancestor, my disciple is about to book a ticket for you, I don't know what else you have to order?" Yuan Gang clasped his hands together with tears in his eyes.

"Lao Wei thought about it carefully, you are not the only one in the Discipline Academy, why don't you let someone else do it for you? You are so reluctant to be old, the old man thought about it, and decided to take you with him at any time to teach you by word and deed. Brother Donkey grabbed Yuangang's wrist with great relief: "Although Lao Wei is a Shaolin monk, it is better to keep a low profile when he goes out, so I will only take you...... It's good to go with the eighteen bronze people, you go and arrange it for the old man, and you can order twenty tickets when you book them! ”

Why are you so low-key and still bring eighteen bronze people? True colors and Yuan Gang's hearts are 10,000 Obama roaring by, so let's just be a little more low-key and bring the five hundred little Arhats with them!

"Ami Tofu, it's amazing to be a master and uncle, the disciple really has a big case in his hands that can't be let go......" said Yuangang and hurriedly gave his true color a hard look: Master, you should say something fair!

"Yes, it's amazing, uncle!" True color decisively sent an assist: "Yuan Gang has a heavy burden on him, and the Discipline Academy can't do without him." The eighteen bronze men still have to guard the bottom of the [Wooden Man Alley], and they are very busy every day, and they are really unskilled......"

"It's really inconvenient to hear you say that." Brother Donkey thought about it very seriously, and then grabbed his true sleeves: "That's you!" True colors, Uncle Shi actually loves you very much, but Uncle Shi is low-key, Uncle Shi doesn't say ......"

"Uncle Shi, the Discipline Academy still needs a disciple to preside over the overall situation, so let Yuan Gang and the Eighteen Bronze People accompany you on your trip!" True color is anxious: Dead friends don't die poor, Yuangang, you know me!

"Master!" Yuangang's whole person is Spartan, Master, you sell your teammates and sell it for a 666!

"Yuangang, you must serve Uncle Fu well, and when you come back, Master will pass on your flower grabbing hand!" He stared at Yuan Gang meaningfully: If you don't go, you won't be able to learn how to hold the flowers, think it out for yourself!

"Alas, what a pity!" Brother Donkey regretfully let go of his true colors and patted Yuan Gang: "Yuan Gang, if you don't want to, you can say it directly, Uncle Shi is not an unreasonable person!" ”

“…… The disciple is willing! Yuan Gang took this errand with tears in his eyes, why did Yuan Gang's eyes often have tears, because he was holding back!

……

Half a day later, the civil aviation building of the Luoyang base, surrounded by a sea of people at the security checkpoint, everyone was enthusiastically watching the rare spectacle.

Brother Donkey is still wearing a robe and monk's robe, looking like a demonic monk, followed by a round and righteous man with thick eyebrows and big eyes. The two of them are not a big problem, at most the donkey brother can be regarded as a non-mainstream, and the key problem is the eighteen bronze people.

The eighteen bronze figures are all five big and three thick, like wolves and tigers, because of the cultivation of "King Kong is not bad magic skills" and the skin is brass, under the light they all look golden, and they are all carrying an old and thick iron rod in their hands, and from time to time they glance at the big brother next to him with an unkind look.

The big brother next to him who had a shaved head, a big gold chain around his neck, and a Buddhist bead on his wrist was about to pee: Big, big, don't get me wrong, master, I really don't mean to fake, I, I, I'm picking, killing and tired!

"I'm sorry, the iron rods of the masters are not allowed to be carried on the spaceship, and it is not convenient to check in the ......" the security staff said as he shrank back, I am a part-time worker, if I annoy the master, who will I reason with a stick?