Chapter 562: Funny!

Bai Xiaofeng smiled noncommittally. With {dream} small ◢.1a

It's not just skin,

It's just fried!

He looked at the man who had jumped out of the car, and it was from the man whose corpse qi was emanating.

The man's face was very pale, with only the whites of his eyes and no pupils, and the corners of his mouth were wide open with crystal saliva, and he stood in place, but his body was shaking, as if he was drunk.

At first glance, it didn't look like the corpses he was familiar with.

On the contrary, it is a bit like the kind of two-to-one zombie in foreign movies.

"Who dares to fight?" The zombie roared angrily, turned his head and slammed into the front of the big truck, followed by a sharp head, but there was a large piece of iron in his mouth, crunching and chewing, and muttering: "Lao Tzu, it's very fierce." ”

"......" Bai Xiaofeng.

"......" hundred ghosts.

This zombie, I'm afraid it's really a joke invited by a monkey, right?

The ghost who was stunned by Wang Ling just now twitched the corners of his mouth and said to Bai Xiaofeng: "Bai, Bai Shao, why does this guy look so stupid?" What do we do when he says this? ”

"Trash zombie, how much do you expect him to be?" Bai Xiaofeng shrugged his shoulders.

In Huaxia, zombies are self-governing systems, although zombies do not enter the six realms and do not fall into reincarnation, and are abandoned by all beings in heaven and earth.

However, no one can deny the bull ratio of zombies.

To put it bluntly, among all the evil creatures of the same level, zombies are definitely the existence of any evil tiger than hard.

As for foreign corpses, Bai Xiaofeng also learned about them from unscrupulous masters.

Except for the vampires in Europe, the zombies they committed are just a group of walking corpses that resemble rabies.

Really put zombies and zombies together, a white-eyed zombie can easily press a zombie to the ground and rub it a hundred times.

After a pause, Bai Xiaofeng said again: "He asked who dared to fight?" You're not going to satisfy him? ”

"Not good." The ghost said helplessly.

"What's so bad?" Bai Xiaofeng asked rhetorically.

The ghost continued to be helpless: "Although we like more ghosts and bully fewer ghosts, it doesn't mean that we like to bully stupid." ”

But the voice just fell.

The zombie who was chewing the iron sheet on the other side scolded in a hoarse voice: "All the garbage, don't you dare to fight?" ”

The ghost frowned and sighed helplessly: "Alas, make an exception. ”

Then, he floated towards the zombie and said loudly, "Silly than stuff, solo or group?" ”

"It doesn't matter! Lao Tzu is very fierce! The zombie rolled its eyes and continued to gnaw on the iron sheet.

"Let's go head-to-head."

As the ghost spoke, the yin qi surging on his body and waved his hand.

Rumble!

In an instant, the countless ghosts present burst into yin qi at the same time, like a tidal wave, crushing towards the zombies.

Bang bang bang......

The explosion is like setting off firecrackers during the New Year.

Countless ghosts scattered and retreated like a receding tide.

Bai Xiaofeng saw that the incomparably strong zombie just now was already lying on the ground like a dead dog, trembling all over.

The zombie wailed in a hoarse voice, "Isn't it single-handed? ”

"yes, you're going to pick up all of our ghosts." The ghost said earnestly.

"......" zombies.

Bang!

He slapped the ground suddenly, and the person stood up, the corpse on his body churned, and he raised his head and roared angrily: "Lao Tzu, be fearless!" ”

"Press on the ground."

Bai Xiaofeng really can't stand it, which of the eight lambs made this special mother to make a funny zombie?

Is it specifically to show off the lower limit of IQ?

Rumble!

Before the words fell, countless ghosts flocked to the zombies again.

There were no surprises, not even a little resistance.

The zombie was pressed to the ground by the ghosts like a dead dog, and the ghost who stunned Wang Ling slapped the zombie in the face: "Damn, Lao Tzu has been dead for more than a hundred years, and it's the first time I've seen someone who dares to pretend to be like this." ”

Bai Xiaofeng put his hands behind his back and walked in front of the zombies: "Who got you out?" ”

This zombie is full of weirdness.

According to Bai Xiaofeng's understanding, zombies generally have no IQ and consciousness.

But the zombie in front of him pretended to be like the wind every minute, saying that he was unconscious, and it seemed a little unreasonable.

Since there is consciousness, it is necessary to ask who is behind the scenes.

"Lao Tzu, don't say, what do you want?"

The zombie was pinned to the ground, unable to move, and screamed.

"Oh."

Bai Xiaofeng responded indifferently, raised his right hand, and a sword finger bloomed with a golden light, and with a snort, it poked at the zombie's throat.

The screaming zombie jerked his body violently, raised his head and spat out a breath of corpse gas, and fell to the ground, dead.

"If you don't say it, then there is no value in existence."

Bai Xiaofeng clapped his hands, got up and glanced at the ghosts present, and said coldly: "Clean up and retreat." ”

"Yes, Bai Shao."

All the ghosts clenched their fists at the same time, and then they rolled up a cloud of yin qi and left.

There were more than a dozen ghosts, and even the corpses of zombies flew away with them.

Bai Xiaofeng frowned, thought about it, and called Sister Lan and asked Sister Lan to send someone over.

Then he sat down on the side of the road and thought about it.

This matter is still related to Sister Lan.

After all, if it was his enemy, it would be absolutely impossible to make such a funny zombie of five scum.

Moreover, when he touched Wang Ling's hand just now, he found out that Wang Ling had a bad omen, and then the zombie rushed out in a big truck out of control, and the two must be related.

Thinking about it, Bai Xiaofeng sighed helplessly: "Alas...... Every time Sister Lan wants to move by herself, there will be no good thing, a troublesome horse. ”

Waited for half an hour.

Three Mercedes Benzes came at a gallop from a distance.

Crunch.

The car stopped in front of Bai Xiaofeng, and the door opened.

Bai Xiaofeng saw Sister Lan in a long black dress get out of the car in the middle, and several high-headed bodyguards wearing black suits and sunglasses got out of the rest of the cars.

As soon as she got out of the car, Sister Lan beckoned the bodyguards to check on Wang Ling and the driver.

Then, she swayed her waist and walked towards Bai Xiaofeng.

"Master Bai, meet again." Sister Lan smiled and smiled, exuding an irresistible charm all over her body.

Bai Xiaofeng was speechless for a while, got up and said, "Sister Lan, didn't you ask Wang Ling to invite me to see you?" On the way, they prepared a big gift for me. ”

"Misunderstanding, really misunderstanding." Sister Lan pulled a few strands of long hair from her forehead behind her ears with her hand, leaned forward and leaned towards Bai Xiaofeng, smiled charmingly, and exhaled lightly: "People, don't you want to be Master Bai?" So knowing that Master Bai was in Jinling, I asked Wang Ling to come over and ask the master to talk about it. ”

Bai Xiaofeng was excited, and goosebumps rose all over his body.

Sister Lan, is this another posture faintly about to start?

At this time, a bodyguard ran over and said to Sister Lan: "Mr. Lan, Wang Ling has woken up, as for the driver, he should have been overturned." ”

Drugged?

Bai Xiaofeng frowned, no wonder he didn't notice anything abnormal just now.

When he looked up, he saw two bodyguards walking over with Wang Ling in their arms.

Wang Ling, who was frightened by the ghost, was soft at this time, and she was completely hung on the two bodyguards as if she was hanging noodles.

"Lan, Sister Lan......" Wang Ling said weakly when she saw Sister Lan.

"Are you alright?" Sister Lan asked.

Wang Ling shook her head, and then looked at Bai Xiaofeng with a wry smile: "But, this Mr. Bai, he is so powerful, let me fly." ”

"Huh?!"

Sister Lan frowned, turned her head to look at Bai Xiaofeng, and smiled coldly angrily: "Master Bai, are you flying?" ”

Mother's Hippie's!

What does Sister Lan mean by this?

Flip the table!

This is so special, it's really flying, why did Sister Lan fly?

The corners of Bai Xiaofeng's mouth twitched, and he hurriedly explained: "This fly is not the kind of fly you think." ”

"Huh." Sister Lan sneered, exhaled lightly, and smiled charmingly: "That's good, since Master Bai made Wang Ling fly up the first time we met, I've known Master Bai for so long, isn't it...... Should you fly it once? ”

said, without waiting for Bai Xiaofeng to react.

Sister Lan's waist was like a wicker, and suddenly she went soft, and her whole body pressed towards Bai Xiaofeng, and her green jade arms wrapped around Bai Xiaofeng's neck.

Bai Xiaofeng felt the fragrant breeze blowing in her nose, and there was a softness in her arms, and then she saw that Sister Lan's beautiful and fair face had come over, and her red lips were slightly curled, outlining a wicked smile.

He was messy in the wind.

Be reasonable!

Everyone has to be reasonable!

Don't just drive so casually, okay?