Lurking in the palace! Su Xiaoyi was almost cut!

"Do you know what this place is, lad? Hey, hey, hey. One of the black-robed yin-yang figures smiled lewdly, self-evident.

"Isn't this the place to enter the palace to apply for the exam? What's wrong? Isn't that be?" Hearing this, Su Xiaoyi looked at this yin and yang person suspiciously, and there was something to say.

"Hehe, yes, this is a shortcut to enter the palace, but ah, if you want to enter the palace first, you must first go from the palace." The melon skin hat yin and yang man nodded with a straight face at this time, and every word was very resolute.

"........." Su Xiaoyi was speechless for a moment, and a thousand waves had already stirred up in her heart, and her mother actually came to the eunuch interview room.

Then Su Xiaoyi's heart was filled with endless anger, and he wanted to go to the palace? Dad doesn't practice the Chrysanthemum Treasure Book, and his own bottom is so strong, seven times a night, the golden gun is not rampant.

"Little nobleman, cut him! Be quick, otherwise the princess can't wait, and you and I can't afford it then. The yin-yang man in the melon skin hat waved his hand, motioned for another yin-yang person to come over, and said in a low voice.

"Haole, happy father-in-law, the slave will do it." The black-clothed yin and yang man greeted each other with a smile, looking low and angry, and then the conversation changed, looking at the stunned Su Xiaoyi, and said weakly and disgustingly: "That, please come with me, you can enter the palace today." ”

Boom - Boom β€”β€”!

As soon as Xiao Guizi's words fell, Su Xiaoyi broke out, and without looking back, he mercilessly planned to leave this disgusting place.

"Damn, I'm not here to be a eunuch, farewell!" Su Xiaoyi arched his hand, made a look of remorse, and planned to leave.

Bellβ€”β€”β€”β€”

Father-in-law Xi stopped Su Xiaoyi, waved the dust in his hand, and said with a cheap smile: "Eh, didn't you say that you want to enter the palace?" Doesn't this fulfill you, why are you holding back? Isn't that the thing, you can eat it for the rest of your life if you throw it away, why not be happy?"

"I'm here, I'm here because I have to have a proper career, and cutting my own mark is unfilial, so Uncle Ben doesn't do any bullshit eunuch." Su Xiaoyi didn't give face to this happy father-in-law at all, and actually wanted to trick himself into becoming a yin and yang person, so many daughters-in-law in his family were waiting, it was bearable, and his wife couldn't bear it.

"Oh, so, boy! Are you toasting and not eating?" Hearing this, Father-in-law Xi was not angry, and still maintained a calm smile, but his words were full of threats.

"Huh!" Su Xiaoyi didn't reply to her father-in-law's words, but just sent two words with a sneer.

Seeing this, Father-in-law Xi frowned, he seemed to know what he meant, but he was not sure, he had already given Su Xiaoyi a death order in his heart.

"Boy, don't think about going out intact when you enter this door, today you have to turn me into a eunuch, come on, clean him." Xigong's face did not change, and he shouted with a cold face.

Then several burly pig killers rushed over with a machete and a smile: "Father-in-law, who?" Let me give him a try. ”

"No, he'!!" Father-in-law Xi did not hide it, and waved the dust towards Su Xiaoyi.

After the big man got the order, he rolled up his sleeves and staggered over, they were born by killing pigs, and secondly, they were also civil servants of the national meal, 40 diamonds a month, and the treatment was very good, and they were all brainless strength work.

Bang Bang Bang β€”β€”β€”β€”

The two big men approached Su Xiaoyi, smiling a little scary, if Su Xiaoyi was an ordinary person, he might really be scared, but the problem is that Su Xiaoyi is a big god, this kind of junior primary school student provokes himself, abuses vegetables and dogs, and has no sense of achievement.

"Are you really coming here? Don't blame me for being rude, I'll tell you that I went to Shaolin Temple to practice, and the world's martial arts are only fast and unbreakable! Su Xiaoyi pretended to be scared, took a few steps back, and pretended to look at the big man vigilantly.

"Hahaha, the stinky boy can't blame us, we just do what we are told, and we can't help ourselves." The big men laughed arrogantly, and their eyes were full of mockery.

Whewβ€”β€”β€”β€” whoosh! Swish.

Su Xiaoyi made a move, it was a kick in the past, the speed was just as he said, the world's martial arts are only fast and unbreakable, and this kick kicked a big man over.

"Huh? Stinky boy, it's actually a practice guy, yes, I'll play with you. Seeing this, the other big man immediately saw the flaw, and directly aimed at Su Xiaoyi's head with an uppercut.

It's a pity that Su Xiaoyi is not interested in these hooligan-style brawls at all, and he doesn't use the Star Soul Eye, he closes his eyes and softly dodges with his reaction power against the line of fire.

Whooshβ€”β€”β€”β€” bang!

Su Xiaoyi squatted, swept his legs and put the big man in a heel fight, and the big man suddenly rolled around a few times and left this place.

Father-in-law Xi was stunned for a long time, he was the chief eunuch, this time the princess was looking for a few talents to choose by herself, and she didn't bring a guard, what can I do.

Su Xiaoyi didn't know what Father-in-law Xi thought, and just looked at Father-in-law Xi with a smile.

His eyes were full of inexplicable panic, and in the eyes of Father-in-law Xi, Su Xiaoyi's expression was terrifying.

Smackβ€”β€”β€”β€”

Seeing this, Xiao Guizi carried a chair and smashed the back of Wang Su Xiaoyi's head without hesitation, but this is slow motion, Su Xiaoyi didn't look back, and directly kicked it, Xiao Guizi was like a kite with a broken string, flying into the sky freely and knocking over the table.

"Ahem, Father-in-law, you have to be careful!" Before Xiao Guizi fell into a coma, the last sentence made Father-in-law Xi's legs tremble suddenly.

.......

"Don't come here, I don't purify you, I tell you that I am the chief eunuch of the Internal Affairs Office, if you hurt me, then Long Live Lord will not let you go."

Gonggong Xi took a few steps back in a panic, with a frightened expression, and then lifted out the emperor's intention to intimidate Su Xiaoyi.

Su Xiaoyi didn't enter the diesel fuel, and he was alone in the world, how could he be scared out by the intimidation of Gonggong Xi, but Gonggong Xi said that he was the chief eunuch of the Internal Affairs Office, so it was better to borrow his power, wouldn't it be easier to enter the palace and steal things?

Su Xiaoyi had a big conspiracy, pretending to be unfathomable, looking at the trembling Father-in-law Xi, and said with a smile: "Father-in-law Xi, since this is the case, you can introduce me to the palace, I believe you should be very happy." ”

As soon as the words fell, the blade of sanction was drawn and pointed at the neck of the happy father-in-law, the sword light and sword shadow.

"I......... I'd love to, I'll take you to the report. Seeing this, Father-in-law Xi was almost scared to poop and pee, since he could let himself go, naturally those who came would not refuse, and it was a big deal to enter the palace to find a chance to kill Su Xiaoyi.

Su Xiaoyi also knew Grandpa Xi's abacus, only to see him glaring at Grandpa Xi with blood-red pupils, withdrawing the blade of sanctions, and said with a faint smile: "Please." ”

Seeing that the blade of sanction was far away from him, Gonggong Xi dared to gasp for breath, and led Su Xiaoyi to change into the eunuch suit in shock.

Outside the palace gates.......

Su Xiaoyi was wearing a red hat, wearing a dark blue eunuch slave suit, without pigtails, and gradually used illusion to make everyone have parallax.

Bang Bang Bang β€”β€”β€”β€”

Su Xiaoyi patted his clothes, knelt down on one knee and said with a flirtatious expression: "Father-in-law, please open the back door more." ”

"Hehe, no problem, aren't you afraid that I will kill you after I enter the palace?" Father-in-law Xi didn't say much, and said with a meaningful smile.

"Hahaha, I believe that my father-in-law will not be like this, even a eunuch cannot be discredited, and I also have a backhand." Su Xiaoyi smiled mysteriously, then smiled even brighter, and then retracted his smile and said with a serious face:

"And I just entered the palace to earn a little pocket money, and secondly, I was already born as a big internal guard, and I was fired because of a trivial matter."

"Oh, I see, no wonder you're excellent at martial arts." Gonggong Xi suddenly realized, and his doubts about Su Xiaoyi were reduced by half.

Hahaha, the next climax is coming, how can we Su Xiaoyi play the princess, insert the imperial concubine, the legendary emperor with a wisp of green, and even have the opportunity to usurp the throne.

Regarding Da Qiao's can't run away, as for Jing Ke, who do you say first.

1. Big Joe

2. Wang Zhaojun

3. Daji

4. Luna

5. Ake

6. Master Li

7. Athena

8. Fan Shuxue [Daji's second sister]

(End of chapter)