The days of pretending to be mentally handicapped have passed (3)
My tomato and egg fried rice was placed on the stinky prince's table, and Frogskin and I sat at the small table not far from him, filling our stomachs with water. Xuan Li only glanced at me with those bewitching eyes, and then picked up the chopsticks, one bite, two bites, his expression seemed to become much softer than just now, suddenly, he sped up the speed of eating, and soon, a plate of tomato and egg fried rice quickly bottomed out, after eating, he elegantly wiped his mouth with a handkerchief, and said loudly: "Yang Feng, reward the guy who cooked today with a tael of silver, call him over and ask him what the name of this dish is?" The taste is also very unique! "Yes, the last general will go now!"
I was still immersed in the aroma of tomato and egg fried rice without appetite, and it wasn't until I stood in front of Xuan Li that I realized the danger, oh no, if he knew that I did it, he wouldn't have leaked the secret that I wasn't an idiot, would he have killed my head at that time!
When I think of this, I am cold, I have to sneak away, far away from him, this man who can't hold a knife to someone else's neck at every turn is too dangerous! As soon as I stood up, the frog skin asked me as if he was against me, "Shallow, are you going to the latrine?" "This kid must have thought that I had just drunk too much water and was in a hurry to go to the toilet. But how can this be said in such a loud voice? I didn't think about it, and said, "That's it, don't follow me, don't stink you!" "In short, getting out of this dangerous situation is the first thing.
As soon as he took a step, he heard Daowa Zheng Hui Xuanli's question: "Lord Wang, this rice is not made by the subordinates, and the subordinates don't know the name." "This kid is honest, and he seems to be very good to him.
"Oh, who are you?"
"This seems to have been done by Major General Yang Qing, together with Qianqian."
I didn't have anything to mention what I was doing, so I immediately turned around and said, "Yes, it's made of frog skin, it's called tomato egg fried rice!" ”
"Frog skin? Who is frog skin, and how do you know it's called tomato egg fried rice? ”
I want to bite my tongue off!
My free life is goodbye, because my lying can't be justified, and the black-bellied prince soon found out that I am not mentally retarded, let alone an idiot, of course, I may have a little amnesia, because I really can't tell where I came from, and I don't know much about this dynasty, I can't even figure out the fierce rival of the Xuan Kingdom, Fengyun Kingdom, it can only be amnesia, this is his judgment on me.
Because he couldn't tell whether I was friend or foe before I lost my memory, he made a decision privately, first, I couldn't eat and live for nothing, as long as he was in the barracks, I would personally cook three meals a day for him; The second is that I have to be with him for food and housing, the reason is very simple, the main reason is that the frog skin is too small, it is easy to be deceived by me, Yang Feng Zhang Ning is too young and vigorous, in case I * betray, the consequences are unimaginable. I think he may only believe in himself, the outside world says that he is never close to women, and his martial arts are high, and I must not be able to make any name for himself under his nose.
Hey, I'm now a senior nanny, mixed into a part-time worker, but people are under the roof and have to bow their heads. Now I have to get up early in the morning to make breakfast, and the guy has to eat supper in the evening, but the strange thing is that he only eats for a long time, according to my visual inspection, he is 180 tall, about 75KG, and it is really a standard body shelf. My mother said that people who have no heart and no lungs don't grow meat if they eat it, and I think he is! I'm a foodie myself, and I like cooking, so I can invent new dishes, so I don't have that much time to cook when I'm studying! When he was eating, he asked to eat on the small table in his room, because he was afraid that I would poison him, every time he ate, he started to eat after I moved the chopsticks first, cut, this guy is too black-bellied!
Fortunately, the guy still agreed that Frogskin still followed me during the day, and Frogskin was also very depressed, he was used to all kinds of new things and weird stories that I told him every night. Seeing that I was not happy, Frogskin whispered in my ear: "Sister Qianqian, don't worry, when I grow up, I will definitely marry you, so that we can live in another house!" "Children in ancient times matured so early!
The meal was fine, but by the end of the night, I was upset.
That Xiao Xuan Xuan (this is the nickname I give Xuan Li now) in his room of about 50 square meters, let people be separated by a cabin, in fact, it is not a cabin, it is a thing like stepping on a meter in the partition, and there is no window in it (I always think he did it on purpose), my mother said that the room has a window to ventilate, and without a window, I have to open the door of the cabin, which is basically equivalent to living in a room with this guy! I'm worried that if I upset this guy one day, will he remember to put a knife on my sleeping head at night, in short, I am always worried at night, and I have to recite Amitofu 100 times before I dare to sleep, and there should be a Bodhisattva blessing in ancient times!
Xiao Xuanxuan didn't seem to have changed, he almost regarded me as a transparent person, such a big beauty didn't react to him beside him, I was sure that he really had a problem in that regard, and when I thought about it, I sympathized with him. In order to make my life less boring, I decided to find out who he liked. If not, I'll have to find one for him, so that I can do a great deed for him, and make him thank me for not killing me again! What is so terrible about "comrades", and in modern times some countries still legislate to protect such special feelings!
I quietly followed him to the training ground, and I didn't find out which one he was better, if you want to say which one is better, I think he is the best for the guy Daowa, and twice I found that he met the Daowa to ask questions, and his attitude was so good that he seemed to be the big brother of the Daowa. But the appearance of the knife baby is too ordinary, and it doesn't feel worthy (that guy is really good-looking), and the two stand together like a war horse and a poor puppy, which is completely incompatible.
After giving up understanding the knife baby, I found that he and Zhang Ning were very close, and often whispered to Zhang Ning, and then I saw him call Zhang Ning to his room, this daylight, what are the two of them doing in the room? I walked over lightly and hid by the window to hear what the two of them had to say.
"What did he say, my imperial brother?" Xiao Xuanxuan's voice.
"The emperor said that the envoys of the Dragon Boat Festival and the envoys of the Tianzhu Kingdom will come to our country to congratulate their birthdays, I hope you can go back!" Zhang Ning said.
"I'm not going back, I know all his ideas!" Icy voice.
"Lord Wang, the emperor is also in a hurry, you have been hanging Ze in your heart, you have been out for two years, let's go back, the official is still waiting outside."
Who is Ze? Could it be that Cheng Ze is his favorite, then he really should go back, there is no good result after a long-distance relationship! It's like I've discovered a new continent. My heart was full of excitement.
"It's okay, Ze has already brought him back what he needs, and he should feel better!" Xiao Xuanxuan's voice was obviously much lower when he said this.
"You idiot!" I got up from under the window in a fit of excitement!
The two of them were shocked to see me!
I rushed into the house, stood in front of him, and exclaimed, "Do you know what it's like to be concerned about someone?" If you haven't seen each other for two years, it's forgivable for lovers to change their minds. Thinking that he should go out of his way to see him, that's what you should do now! ”
A flock of crows flew in front of you. The guy said he hates eavesdropping the most! But I don't admit myself!