Chapter 70: The Russe Puja

I said casually, fate fate is really fate.

Tang Shuo suddenly said: "Lead you in to see the world, I have a good relationship with Azanshi, maybe he can do things for you." ”

I didn't expect him to be so enthusiastic, I couldn't bear it, and quickly waved my hand: "Forget it, I don't believe this." ”

"It's rare for Azan to come to Ayutthaya once, and if you see him next time, you don't know when." Tang Shuo pulled me into the lobby.

I had no choice but to be at peace with what I came.

Tang Shuo pulled me to the monk and said a few words in Thai, and the monk nodded. Tang Shuo shouted in a low voice: "Kneel!" ”

I had no choice but to pinch my nose and kneel in front of this monk. I thought that I didn't kneel when I entered the temple in China, but I didn't expect to dedicate my knee to a Thai monk for the first time.

The monk stretched out his hand and touched the top of my head, and then said something in Thai, Tang Shuo was a little surprised, and said to me: "Azanshi said that you have a holy relic on you, but unfortunately it is covered by filth, and he can reopen the light for you." ”

I blinked, "I still have a holy relic?" ”

Tang Shuo said: "Think about it, in the bag, on the body, on the neck......" I thought about it, and took out the necklace hanging around my neck. This pendant is a relic of the unsinkable Dao Chang, which was later drenched by Peng Zongliang with urine, and now it has been gray and abrupt.

This Thai monk is really a bit of a Taoist, the first time we met, he didn't see what I was wearing, and he could know that I had holy relics on me out of thin air, which was a bit interesting.

I had some admiration for this Azan Shi and handed him the relics. Anyway, the relics can't be used now, give him a try, maybe a dead horse will be a live horse doctor.

The monk held the relic, closed his eyes and chanted for a long time, then threw the relic into a large gold cup and washed it with the water inside. He fished it out and handed it to me, saying something in Thai.

Tang Shuo said: "Azanshi said that he has reopened the holy relics, but you have to remember not to wear them when you have sex." ”

I looked at the relics, and sure enough, they turned yellow and bright again, and I kowtowed to Azan a few times, and I was convinced.

Azanshi said a few words, Tang Shuo was a little incredulous, and asked Azanshi a few more words.

When they finished speaking, there was a steady stream of believers coming in behind, Tang Shuo beckoned me to come out, and when I got outside, he took me into a shed next to him, where there were all kinds of cold drinks sold, he ordered a glass of coconut water for me, and I took a sip.

Tang Shuo looked at me: "Azanshi just said that when he stroked your head, he could vaguely feel your future. ”

"What will happen?" I asked.

Tang Shuo said: "He said that you will encounter a life-and-death crisis in the near future, and he has blessed you, I hope you can have good luck and pass the test smoothly." ”

I can't drink anymore, and I'm in a lot of trouble.

Tang Shuo said: "You don't have to worry, he said the same thing to me, saying that I have a life and death catastrophe." By the way, what are you doing in Thailand this time? Your unit sent people to Southeast Asia, saying that they were talking about business, but in fact, they were all here for tourism. I see that you came alone, it shouldn't be like a tour of the mountains and rivers, there must be something, let's talk about it. ”

Tang Shuo is a person who really wants to be contacted, and he is not as annoying as he is on the phone. I thought about it for a while, but I still put it together, and then dug the tank in the paint factory, and the others were poisoned, and I came to ask Master Azan to go back to detoxify, and I said it.

Tang Shuo was interested: "I've been in Thailand for four or five years, tell me, I don't know who Azan you want to invite is." ”

"Azanwenlo." I told him.

Seeing that Tang Shuo's face immediately changed, it took a long time before he nodded and said, "I've heard his name." He is a famous black-clothed Azan on the Thai-Cambodian border, living in a simple place, living in the mountains, this person has a very strange temper, you want to find him out of the mountains, the difficulty is not ordinary, it is almost impossible. ”

I had an idea: "Mr. Tang, you have such a good relationship with Azanshi, why don't you ask him to go to the factory to treat those leaders." ”

Tang Shuo shook his head: "Each family has its own method, and Azan Wenluo's Taoism is no worse than that of Azan Shi." Azan Wenluo's unique secret descending, Azan wet may not be able to unravel. And you ask Azan to go back and forth to the country, there is no 200,000 people who can't come, and besides, he is very short of time, and he will go to India tomorrow. ”

When chatting, Tang Shuo talked about this master Azanshi, and told me what was going on with the Lu Shi Puja. Azan Shi this monk is quite legendary, this old guy used to be at the door of the night market to drive a motorcycle, and later came to see the guests often hang the Buddha card to bite the money tiger and the like, so I asked what this is, and there was a good thing to tell him about the Buddha card Gu Man Tong and the like. Azan is also blessed to the soul, Mo can't be opened, everywhere to learn the arts, and then really worship under a Azan hand. But he is a half-way monk, too old, and his brain is not good, and he has learned for a few years without achieving anything, so he can only serve tea and pour water for the master.

Then one day, he may have been angry and left in a rage, and no one knows where he went. When he came back, he suddenly became a man with high profoundness, and he became a pretty good top Azan in Thailand. This old guy also has business acumen, and often cooperates with those wireless programs in Hong Kong, making some curious head-lowering programs, similar to quirky Southeast Asia, etc., and has become famous in the Cantonese-speaking Chinese circle, with countless believers, and has become one of the best grandmasters.

Azan Wet is a white-clothed Azan and the president of the Rushi Society, not as scary as those who learn black witchcraft and evil arts, and can be regarded as a living Buddha.

I listened with relish and said, "Did this Azan Shi fall into the cave of some cliff and pick up the secret tips, like martial arts." ”

"Then who knows." Tang Shuo said: "Anyway, strange people must have strange fate and adventures, if he doesn't say it himself, it will be an eternal secret." ”

As for the Rus, it was first transmitted from India, and in simple terms, it was an ascetic. They have their own unique meditation practices, which are usually hidden in the Himalayas.

Tang Shuo didn't drink drinks, only drank white water, took a sip and said, "There are many factions in Southeast Asian spells, and there are endless masters. ”

"Mr. Tang, do you see that I am coming this time, can I succeed immediately?" I say.

Tang Shuo snorted: "Didn't you hear what Azan Shi said just now, you are about to encounter a life-and-death dilemma, can you go over and talk about it." ”

My heart was full of gloom, and I was worried about coming this time, I expected that it would not go well, and I didn't expect to fight for my life.

Tang Shuo saw that I was out of emotion, so he said, "What, do you want to go home?" ”

For a long time, I shook my head: "If Master Azanshi is really so powerful, he said that I will soon encounter something life-critical, then whether I return to China or not, I can't avoid it, rather than this, it is better to fight here." ”

Tang Shuo looked at me: "You kid is a little interesting, a little interesting." There's something about you that resembles an old friend of mine. ”

"Mr. Tang, who are you?" I asked.

Tang Shuo smiled: "Listening to the accent, we are all from Jiangbei." I used to be quite famous in Jiangbei, specializing in nightclubs, I guess you can't know you. Forget it, don't mention the past, what do you want to do next? ”

I said, what else can I do, go to Buriram on the Thai-Cambodian border.

Tang Shuo said: "The paint factory called me and asked me to fully cooperate with you." But after listening to your plea, you are going to find Azan Wenlok, this is a terrible errand, I can't put myself in it. Well, after these two days of puja, I'll send you to Buriram, and you'll take care of the rest. ”

I hastened to thank you. To be honest, even if Tang Shuo wanted to follow, I was reluctant, I didn't want to pull someone who had nothing to do with things into the water.

Tang Shuo took me to live in a nearby hotel, the environment is really good, push the window to see the ruins of the ancient city outside. Tang Shuo told me that he was going back to attend the puja, followed by a lecture by Master Azanshi. He asked me to wander around the big city, see the exotic customs, and when life and death are in trouble, maybe I won't have a chance.

I was so angry that I took a few gulps and said he was a crow's mouth.

I found out that Tang Shuo is sometimes very bad when he speaks, he is quite reliable, and it is not so difficult to get in touch, he is a very contradictory person.

In the past two days, I have been walking around the big city, and there are tuk-tuks in the city that specialize in tourism, similar to the small-displacement disabled motor vehicles in China. According to the strategy, I took a look at several major attractions in the city, and then took some photos and posted them to the circle of friends, which attracted a lot of likes, especially my sister gave me a message: Brother, it's so beautiful, when will you take me to play.

I replied: You have to be honest and obedient, and I will definitely bring you.

Sister: How do you call it obedient?

I wrote: How are you and that coat brother.

Sister: That's good, I took him home to show my mother.

I'm so blocked, I simply don't go back, and continue to watch the scene.

During the two days of staying, Tang Shuo was really good, taking me to eat various buffets and fried rice salads. The taste of Thailand and the domestic are two flavors, mainly sweet, glutinous, salty, spicy, I can't get used to sweets, I can't eat stomach bloating after eating, and then I have diarrhea. Tang Shuo laughed, I am a dog's belly, and I can't hold two taels of sesame oil.

He told me that Thailand should be regarded as a paradise in Asia, with picturesque scenery, delicious food and beautiful women, and the consumption is not high, and the security is good, so you can play openly with money. There is only one thing that he is not used to until now, and that is the weather, tropical weather, and perennial exposure. Tang Shuo likes cold and doesn't like heat, he can barely get used to it after so many years.

I'm new to the city and I'm adapting. I said that I was not here to travel, but to do errands, and I would return to China as soon as I found someone.

Tang Shuo sneered and said in a disdainful tone, then I wish you success.