Chapter 863: Ha'er, Eat Apples

"Huh? Why? "Ha'er didn't eat your rice, why didn't Ha'er eat enough? It's not that I can't feed it, what do you mean by telling me this? Shen Yibin was a little confused.

"This ......" Director Kong was a little embarrassed, "I don't know what happened when the first part of "Panda Man" was filmed last time and the opening ceremony was held, do you remember it?" ”

"Last boot ceremony?" Shen Yibin scratched his head, as if there was a little accident that time, "Oh, I remember, last time when we were still fragrant, this guy took out the apple in the mouth of the roast suckling pig and gnawed it!" In the end, the reporter tried to find fault, but you got it done by talking and laughing! Oh, when I think about it, I think your talent and quick wit are so amazing, can you react to other directors? ”

Last time, Ha'er gnawed the apple, and the reporter said that this was a bad omen, and the film might have to lose a lot, but it was quoted back by Director Kong, saying that the panda was Pixiu in ancient China, and this Pixiu was prosperous, and it was a great good thing to gnaw the tribute, and this film will definitely be a big hit! Not only did the reporter's conspiracy to make a big news succeed, but also made the photo of Hal nibbling on an apple a big hit.

It is said that after this incident, many people printed out the photo of Ha'er eating apples and pasted it on the wall, as a mascot for fortune and treasure, such an interesting thing Shen Yibin can forget.

"It's good to remember, it's good to remember!" Director Kong nodded and said, "This person is getting older, and the more he believes in these things that the gods are chattering, I just thought that last time Ha'er ate an apple, and then our film broke the box office record, this time it gnawed again, maybe the effect will be better, if you don't gnaw, those reporters are afraid that they will have to make an article!" ”

"That's right!" Shen Yibin was speechless, the reporters are all people who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, last time Ha'er gnawed an apple, they said it was a bad omen, if they didn't bite this time, I am afraid they would say that this is not the God of Wealth abandoned the crew, why don't they even enjoy the tribute? I'm afraid that spreading it will cause some negative effects.

"So, I'm thinking if H'er can eat less tonight, and save some stomach to nibble on apples tomorrow, if it's full, I'm afraid it won't want to gnaw, right?" Director Kong said his purpose, "Although I'm a little sorry for Ha'er, but I'm also thinking about the crew, tomorrow when the start-up ceremony is over, I'll treat Ha'er to a good meal!" ”

"You don't have to be deliberate about this, this guy is a big foodie, even if he eats too much tonight, he can't help it when he sees it tomorrow." Shen Yibin touched Ha'er's head and said, in his opinion, there is no need to make Ha'er hungry for a while just this little thing, "Besides, don't you still have me, if this guy doesn't move at that time, I'll let it gnaw!" I'm sure I'll listen to it, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it. ”

"That's good, that's good! Since you say so, I'm relieved! Director Kong thought about it carefully, as if he hadn't seen Ha'er not listen to Shen Yibin's words, so he put his mind at ease, "Oops, since the last time I went to Japan to meet Takeshi Kitano, I haven't eaten running water somen noodles for a long time, and I really miss it!" ”

"Then I'll have to prepare a little more tonight! Let you have a good time, but the wine will not be much for you! The recent batch of alcohol is really a bit high, I'm afraid you can't help but get drunk, I'll put it away first, and then take it out and drink it when we have a finale banquet! "The monkey wine made from the elephant tree fruit and the sausage fruit is already good, these two fruits originally contain alcohol, and after the processing of Xiaoliu, the alcohol content is much higher than the previous monkey wine.

On the day of brewing, Shen Yibin and Director Kong only drank a few glasses, and they got drunk almost without feeling, Ha'er directly punched in the yard, and the Fire King fell asleep directly in the yard, Shen Yibin of course didn't have the strength to move it in, so he could only take a blanket out and put it on.

"Yes, yes, now is not the time to drink this!" As soon as he thought of this, Director Kong's face turned red, and he vaguely remembered that he seemed to have done something very inappropriate for his identity after he was drunk, and now he was a little afraid when he thought of this kind of monkey wine.

When I arrived at Shen Yibin's house, I first made a cup of tea for Director Kong, and then went to the kitchen to start kneading noodles and making noodles, and after the noodles were ready, Shen Yibin came out and took Ha'er outside to cut bamboo, selected a few thick bamboos to cut them, and directly set up a shelf in the yard, and the thin part was made into a high and low bracket, and the thickest part was cut from the middle, and the bamboo knots in the middle were removed and placed obliquely on the bracket.

Then guide the well water to the high end, the clear spring water flows down the bamboo tube from the high place to the place, and finally falls into the pool, and when all this is ready, Shen Yibin moved the kitchenware outside and began to cook noodles on a fire, Director Kong and Ha'er each stood on both sides of the bamboo tube with a bowl, and the bowl was a seasoning made of soy sauce, green onions, and green mustard.

"That's it!" Shen Yibin's long chopsticks pulled twice in the pot, scooped up the first handful of noodles, put them in the bamboo tube from the highest place, and the cooked noodles floated down the water flow in the bamboo tube.

"Haha, what a good thing is it to be tall!" Director Kong took advantage of being taller than Ha'er, and scooped up the noodles at a high place, but he didn't put them in his own small bowl to eat, but put them in Ha'er's bowl, "Come on, you eat first!" ”

"Hmm!" Hal stirred it with chopsticks, and then sucked it up, and after the clear spring water, the noodles became more and more vigorous, and the taste was extraordinarily moist.

"Chirp! Haw! Xiao Liu didn't eat noodles, he was holding a sausage fruit and gnawing happily, he liked this fruit with a high alcohol content, but seeing this thing so interesting, he suddenly became interested, jumped down from the tree and grabbed Shen Yibin's bowl, and also stepped forward to compete with Director Kong and Ha'er, Gu Daxian stretched his neck and looked at it, and simply climbed to the lowest end of the bamboo tube slowly, opened his mouth wide and waited, hoping that they could leak a little for themselves.

"Don't worry, there's still a lot of noodles!" Shen Yibin also tried to eat a few bites, well, it really feels good to eat this kind of cool noodles on such a hot day.

"I thought you were just good at Chinese food, but I didn't expect Japanese food to be so good!" Director Kong gave a thumbs up.

"Next time I'll cook Swiss food for you, last time I went to Switzerland to learn some, in fact, food is common to this kind of thing, all pay attention to color and flavor, the so-called one law is all the same, since you can do Chinese food well, then as long as you pay attention to learning, these Western food and Japanese food are not difficult." I also learned some African specialties this time, would you like to try it? Cook you a bowl of tapioca porridge and try it?

"Okay, I didn't expect to be able to enjoy my mouth when I was making a movie, I'm so lucky to meet you!" Director Kong said while quickly scooping noodles in the bamboo tube, when I used to make movies, it was either a boxed lunch or a light meal made in a hotel, so I was comfortable eating here at Shen Yibin, as a gourmet, there was nothing happier than this.

"Isn't it? You're too good to eat! Perhaps because of the recent hot weather, this kind of cold noodles soaked in spring water is particularly popular with everyone, and under the competition between Har, Director Kong and Xiaoliu, the noodles prepared by Shen Yibin were eaten up not long after, "You wait a while, I'll make some noodles again." ”

Shen Yibin hurriedly returned to the kitchen, went to make some noodles again, put them in the pot and boiled them and floated down the bamboo tube, these guys started to scramble again, and Shen Yibin also took out a full set of skills taught by Xiao Liu, so he could barely fill his stomach.

"Okay, the noodles are gone, if you want to eat them, I'll make them for you next time!" The second batch of noodles was also quickly wiped out, and this time Shen Yibin refused to continue making anything.

"Hmmm! Well! Ha'er pulled the corner of Shen Yibin's clothes and looked at him with blank eyes, these noodles floated in the bamboo tube, with a trace of bamboo's unique fragrance, it was so appetizing for it, and now that he hasn't eaten it, Shen Yibin has gone on strike.

"There's a start-up ceremony tomorrow, eat less today!" Shen Yibin still remembers this incident.

"Oh, it's so comfortable, Abin, let's make a cup of tea to digest it, I've eaten a little too much today!" Director Kong patted his stomach and said.

"No problem, let's go upstairs and have a drink!" Shen Yibin didn't bother to clean up the shelf, and went up to the second floor with Director Kong, Ha'er looked left and right, gritted his teeth and gnawed directly on the bamboo tube, how can you say that we are also pandas? It's instinct to eat bamboo, since Abin doesn't give him enough to eat, then let's solve it ourselves.

After a while, the bamboo shelf was gnawed clean by Ha'er, and then he was satisfied with lying on the ground, oops, I ate a little too much today, and I will eat a little less breakfast tomorrow.

However, the next morning, when Shen Yibin brought the medicinal porridge with bamboo shoots, Ha'er couldn't help it anymore, and he ate it violently.

"Abin, it doesn't matter if it eats so much, right?" It's about to be a boot ceremony, so you need to save some stomach for an apple, right?

"It doesn't matter, it didn't eat much last night!" Shen Yibin didn't notice that the bamboo frame of flowing water somen left in the yard had been gnawed up by Har'er.

After breakfast, the big guy rushed to the location of the start-up ceremony, incense, salute a set of processes to go down, and finally it was time to share the roast suckling pig to eat, according to Director Kong's plan, at this time Ha'er should run up to gnaw off the apple in the mouth of the suckling pig, but after waiting for a long time, I didn't see Ha'er act.

"Hey, Ha'er, hurry up and get that apple to nibble, didn't you rush to eat it last time?" Shen Yibin hurriedly urged in a low voice.