Chapter 5: The Funny Duo

Fat Dun and Bamboo Pole stared blankly at the dead zombies. "This isn't an ordinary zombie, is it? What's wrong with the world? They roared in their hearts.

Yang Yu pulled out the steel bar, looked at their stupid appearance, and said with a smile: "Aren't you hungry?" ”

Only then did they wake up from the shock, "Big brother, you are so amazing!" The bamboo pole gave a thumbs up.

"Brother, do you accept the younger brother? Do you accept apprentices? Do you warm the bed..."Fat Dun ran over and hugged Yang Yu's thigh and shouted, not giving Yang Yu time to react.

"I'll go, what's the situation, let me go first." Yang Yu said with a black line in his head.

"Don't let it go, if you accept me, I'll let it go." The bamboo pole covered his face beside him, not looking at the fat dun, and said in his heart: "I don't know him, I don't know him... What a shame. Although this thigh is really thick, you can't be so direct. ”

"Okay, okay, you let me go first." Yang Yu had no choice but to say, and he also had Xiao Jiujiu in his heart, these two are mostly evolutionaries. It's not bad if you really accept it, the main thing is to take care of it together.

Fat Dun let go of Yang Yu and said happily: "Really, haha... That's great. ”

"I'm going to leave here in a few days, are you going to follow me?"

"You're my big brother, I'll go wherever you go!" Fat Dun didn't hesitate.

"Can you take me?" The bamboo pole is a little embarrassing.

Yang Yu told the truth and said: "I'm going to a far away place to find someone, there may be danger on the way, and I won't come back in the future, you can think about it." He didn't want anything to happen in the future.

"Big brother, you saved my life, Fat Dun will be your person in the future, and you are so powerful that you will definitely not worry about eating, and you will be determined." Fat Dun walked to the shelf and stuffed food into his mouth, and said heartlessly, feeling that he was treating Yang Yu as a long-term meal ticket.

"As long as you don't buy us, we will be your little brother with all our hearts." The bamboo pole also said resolutely, looking at Yang Yuren, it is not bad, the important thing is that the legs are thick.

"Okay, you go back first, and then come here to meet me at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning."

"No, no, I'm going to follow you, if you don't come, where will we go to find you, no, no." Fat Dun shook his head like a rattle, and the fat all over his body shook and shook very funny.

"Oh well! You can find a place to sleep next to my house tonight. Yang Yu said that he was very helpless about the bullshit plaster properties of Fat Dun.

"Good..." Fat Dun nodded violently.

Yang Yu pointed to the wound on the fat dun's big belly that had stopped bleeding and said, "Your injury is okay, right?" ”

"You see the bleeding has stopped, it's okay!" It seems that the Evolvers are not afraid of zombie virus infection.

"Are you locals?" On the way, Yang Yu began to inquire about their basic situation

Fat Dun said while eating: "Yes..."

Yang Yu: "I've been here for three years, and I see that you guys are very good." ”

Fat Dun and Bamboo Pole's expressions were a little sad: "We are working in the field, and we came back to see when my mother was sick, but I didn't expect it..."

"I'm sorry..."

"It's been a long time..."

Half an hour later, Fat Dun and Bamboo Pole each carried a large number of things to the downstairs of Yang Yu's house, most of which were from the supermarket just now.

Yang Yu was puzzled: "Aren't you going home to get something?" ”

"There's nothing to take at home, don't want it." Chubby Dun is very generous.

"As you like, do you go find a place to stay first or go upstairs with me for dinner and then look for it?"

"Eat, eat..."Fat Dun immediately came to his senses when he heard that there was something to eat.

"Okay, I'll go up first, and then you guys will come up by yourself." After speaking, Yang Yu jumped onto the balcony.

"Big brother is really perverted, he jumped up like this so high." Fat Dun looked up and sighed.

The bamboo pole also raised his head and said, "Yes." ”

Yang Yu almost didn't fall off the stairs when he heard Fat Dun's words, threw down the rope and said, "Okay, stop talking nonsense, come up more,"

Xiao Yu rushed to the following two people and said, "Husband, who are they?" ”

Yang Yu laughed for a while. "Two interesting people." Suddenly thinking of the size of the fat dun and added: "By the way, cook more meals at night, according to our 3 times... Forehead... It's still 4 times! ”

"Okay." Xiao Yu looked at the fat dun below, looking like she understood.

"It's finally up!" A few minutes later, Fat Dun climbed upstairs out of breath.

"It's okay, the rope is thicker, otherwise it's strange if you don't fall, how heavy do you weigh!" Yang Yu asked

"Less than 300..."

The bamboo pole also came up at this time and said, "165 high, less than 300!" You're embarrassed to say it. ”

"I'm fat and I'm proud, like you monkey spirit, don't say you're my brother outside!"

"You don't say it's my brother."

"Anyway, I'll give you a long face too."

The bamboo pole covered his face and said, "I still don't forget about this face." ”

Yang Yu looked at the two of them and said with a smile on their faces: "Okay, stop arguing." ”

"Yes, Boss."

"Okay, boss."

They decided on the way, and in the future, they called Yang Yu Boss, Yang Yu also told them about their family, and devoured the special zombie in front of them, which was also to deter them.

Yang Yu walked to the house, turned his back to them and continued: "Okay, let's enter the house, wait for dinner." ”

"Yes, Boss." The two spoke in unison.

Yang Yu hugged Cancan and said to Xixi: "This you are called Uncle Fat, and you are called Uncle Thin here." ”

The milk shouted milkily: "Fat uncle is good, thin uncle is good..."

"Boss, your son is so good!" The bamboo pole looked at Xi Xidao, and Fat Dun just smirked.

"That's right, this is my youngest son, who is almost a year old, and he can't speak yet." Yang Yu introduced Cancan in his arms with some pride.

"Boss, your days are called happiness." Fat Dun expressed envy.

"That's why I made myself stronger, guarding them, and guarding the Pure Land in my heart." Yang Yu said in a deep voice, he found that as more and more zombies were killed, he felt irritable in his heart, but as long as he saw his wife and children, Yang Yu's heart was calm.

Bamboo pole said a little sadly: "We will also help you protect them together, boss." ”

"yes, we'll help you too, Boss... Our parents have turned into zombies..."

"Thank you." Yang Yu believed in them a little at this time, and brought them back, but he was just not afraid that they would turn over his palm.

Soon after, Xiao Yu came over and shouted, "Everyone has eaten." ”

"Hello sister-in-law."

"Hello sister-in-law."

"Hello, the hospitality is not good, there are no good dishes." Xiao Yu said politely.

The bamboo pole also said politely: "Sister-in-law, don't say that, it's us who bother." ”

"What's polite, it's a family in the future, go to eat, go to eat, I have already smelled the smell of food, and my stomach has begun to rebel." Fat dun grinned.

Yang Yu said: "Fat Dun is right, it will be a family in the future, what are you doing so politely, go and eat." ”

On the dinner table

"It's delicious, it's delicious, it's been a long time since I've eaten such a delicious meal, it's really like my mother's cooking." Fat Dun at the dinner table was crying and eating, slurring his words, and the bamboo pole was eating silently with red eyes, and he didn't say anything.

"It's delicious, just eat more..."Xiao Yu knew that their parents had become zombies, and she was a little infected by their sad emotions, and said with red eyes, holding vegetables for them in her hand.

After the meal: The four of them held the two children, put some snacks and tea on a table in the middle, sat on the balcony and chatted, chatting and talking about the topic of the end of the world.

Yang Yu took a sip of tea and sighed: "I don't know how this doomsday came about, there is no sign. ”

The bamboo pole looked at Yang Yu and said strangely: "Boss, don't you know?" ”

Yang Yu was also full of strangeness. "Should I know?"

"The end of the day was caused by a meteorite shower, and the night before the outbreak, the global meteorite rain was also reported in the news, that is, the meteorite particles were very small and did not cause any damage, so not too many people paid attention to it." ”

Yang Yu spread his hands and said: "I just happened to be in the market that day, how can we have time to watch the news!" ”

The bamboo pole said clearly: "No wonder, you don't know about evolution, right?" ”

"I don't know." Yang Yu shook his head. After the apocalypse, Xiao Yu waited for her parents' phone calls every day, and she didn't have the heart to play with her mobile phone to read any reports.

"The government's report on meteorites says that they can promote biological evolution, but will not enhance the strength of biological beings, and the energy of biological evolution comes from the earth itself, and meteorites stimulate these energies. And zombies are because they can't withstand the washing of energy, especially human mutations, and they are extremely sensitive to blood and have no consciousness. The body is full of mutant viruses, and the creatures that are bitten will be quickly infected, and if they survive it, they will become evolutionaries, and if they don't survive, they will naturally become zombies. Animals also carried this virus at the beginning, but animals have evolved because they have succeeded, and they have not evolved like humans, they either succeed or die. ”

Yang Yu interjected: "That means that meteorites can improve the talent of creatures?" ”

"So to speak, but it won't improve indefinitely, the report says that the amount of nuclei emitted by the meteorite absorbed by the creature reaches the limit of talent, and it can no longer be absorbed..."

Seeing Yang Yu's puzzled look at the quantum nucleus, the bamboo pole added: "The quantitative nucleus is emitted by meteorites, and the talent limit of each creature is different, the higher the talent, the more powerful the same level, and the challenge of leapfrogging is nothing new, and the faster the speed of absorbing energy." ”

Seeing Yang Yu nodded, he continued: "There is also the aspect of biological evolution, it is reported that biological evolution has to absorb the energy that is ubiquitous in the air. There are also energy cores produced in the brain after living beings reach the first level, and the absorption of energy cores can also evolve, and the improvement rate is 10 times that of ordinary absorption. ”

Yang Yu interrupted: "Energy core, do humans also have it?" "I gave full play to the spirit of asking if I don't understand.

Moreover, after Yang Yu awakened his talent, the energy was devoured little by little, unlike the bamboo pole that said that becoming an evolutionary has at least 500 catties of strength.

"Yes, there are many creatures after reaching level 1." The bamboo pole saw Yang Yu nod to him before continuing: "The earth will also absorb the nucleus, and it will slowly mutate. Moreover, the minerals, water, and soil on the earth will slowly have different variations... The others are gone.,There was a power outage at about 1 o'clock on the day of the rain.,I don't know if there's any report later.,Oh,By the way, the report also divides the first three levels for the evolutionary.,Like a first-level power evolutionary has a minimum of 500 points and a maximum of 1000 points, there will be an energy core in the head after the energy reaches a minimum of 500 points.,You can exert 500 to 1000 pounds of strength.,Speed evolutionaries reach a speed of 15 to 30 meters per second.,Attribute evolutionaries have to meet the requirements of mental power online.,Other evolutionary conditions are different., The higher the talent, the greater the strength of each level, and the specific data is not explained. ”