"Huh, ......" Ximen Fengyue and Taishi Xiaoci couldn't help but let out a long breath of turbidity, as if they had finally unloaded a thousand catties of heavy burden. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

But at the same time, the two daughters stared at Pan Xiaoxian with wide eyes in disbelief - the forty-eight-style Tai Chi played by the old men and ladies in the small park really dissolved Yin and Yang? I don't read much, don't lie to me!

The creation of any kind of martial art is to kill people, and the invention of any kind of weapon is also to kill people! However, the times are advancing, and everything will change with the progress of the times.

For example, in order to cater to the needs of the elderly for non-strenuous exercise, a branch of Tai Chi has evolved, which is specially used for the elderly to strengthen their bodies and please the superstructure dominated by the elderly. For example, in order to cater to the needs of children who like to play with guns but cannot really own guns, a branch has evolved in guns, and plastic toys with light and sound effects that shoot water bombs have greatly enriched the toy market and made toy dealers make a lot of money.

But just because the vast majority of guns we see in everyday life are toy guns, we don't think there are real guns in this world. We can't think that because the vast majority of Tai Chi we see in our daily lives is elderly aerobics, we don't think that there is no real Tai Chi in this world!

Therefore, the 48-style Taijiquan is indeed a branch transformed from the authentic Taijiquan, but strictly speaking, it is really not a martial art, it does not have any lethality, it is just an elderly aerobics that can strengthen the body!

But it is such an elderly aerobics that dissolves our terrifying power of yin and yang - Ximen Fengyue and Taishi Xiaoci both involuntarily covered Mimi: pierced Lao Tie's heart! We've practiced martial arts to dogs for so many years!

Have you ever considered my feelings? Completely ignored, Catalina burst into tears, suddenly burst into a hysterical scream, and rushed into the villa with her hands on her chest......

The melon-eating crowd only noticed Catalina at this time, and this can't be blamed on them, mainly because the focus just now was obviously focused on Pan Xiaoxian, Ximen Fengyue, and Taishi Xiaoci, no one noticed Catalina's little transparent, but as Catalina screamed and ran away, the melon-eating crowd suddenly saw a white shadow flashing!

What did we miss? The people who ate melons invariably let out a sigh full of regret.

Pan Xiaoxian, Ximen Fengyue, and Taishi Xiaoci suddenly turned red, in fact, it was not only Catalina whose clothes were shattered by the power of yin and yang?

Naturally, the three of them were not spared, but they have all studied "One Hundred Fashion Tips for Internal Force", and they can deal with all kinds of scenes that may be panicked and humiliating, just like now.

What should I do if my clothes explode because of the explosion of true qi?

Streaking?

NO！

It's so unfashionable!

Don't be afraid! As long as I stick to the pieces of clothes with my true qi, I can hold the whole scene!

So Pan Xiaoxian, Ximen Fengyue, and Taishi Xiaoci looked at each other and smiled, stood up at the same time, and moved towards the villa building at a uniform speed.

Their clothes had been shattered to powder, and it was too hard to stick together with their true qi, even if they were as strong as they were, they couldn't last long, so they had to get into the villa as soon as possible, lest they be like Catalina.

The people who ate melons all looked at Toure in unison: You are responsible for maintaining order, and you just watched them go?

What can I do? I'm desperate! Toure was about to cry, if I had the ability, I would have arrested these pretending criminals from Earth and shot them for five minutes! However, I don't have the ability, so let's do it and cherish it......

"Earthlings challenge Werewolves successfully!" Toure decisively decided to follow the "normal procedure", hello and me, hello everyone is really good!

With a heavy heart, he waved his hand to the melon-eating crowd, and Toure pulled his big face into a long face: "It's okay, it's all gone, let's disperse!" ”

Such a fierce werewolf, just because he ate roast whole sheep in the yard, he was yelled into a vegetative person, is there still a royal law? Is there still a law?

The people who eat melons have expressed their emotions, we haven't seen enough of the excitement, and you will receive a boxed lunch before the melon seeds are finished?

But they are basically soldiers who sleep in tents and shacks, and they don't have the confidence to be tough with Toure, so they can only disperse in twos and threes, discussing topics related to earthlings, but because they can't see the duel of true qi at all, everything can only be made up by the brain, and under false rumors, they gradually blow a true thing into a.

The truth of history is buried, but who cares? Anyway, everyone is satisfied with a gluttonous feast of suspense, thriller, love, ethics, and martial arts films, and it will be a topic of conversation for them in a short period of time, except for the foursome who love balls!

They...... Just got in? Abandoned us so gorgeously? Kujou Hideki, Ivanov, and Chachai stood by the river and felt that their bodies were blown through by the wind, and their hearts were cold......

Doesn't it mean that unity and friendship are the traditional virtues of your Chinese people? What about being strict with oneself and being lenient with others?

We're all earth-to-earth folks! Even if we don't want to rob it, you should take the initiative to invite us for the sake of being a fellow earthman!

How can you be so cold-blooded and ruthless about us? Kujou Hideki, Ivanov, and Chachai are all very aggrieved - this Chinese can't do it!

The foursome stood by the river with wide eyes and stared at each other, and finally walked to their chosen shack with a sigh.

In the sunset, whether it is the two-meter-five Ivanov or the one-meter-five Kujo Hideki, the figures are stretched very long......

……

After Pan Xiaoxian, Ximen Fengyue, and Taishi Xiaoci rushed into the villa building and closed the door, they all breathed a sigh of relief, they were originally tense in their hearts, and they were able to barely use their true qi to protect their clothes, but they didn't expect this spirit to relax and even their true qi was released, and suddenly the clothes of the three of them instantly collapsed and turned into flying ashes and scattered!

The gentleman is frank and the eggs are the villains hiding the chickens! There is no doubt that Pan Xiaoxian, Ximen Fengyue, and Taishi Xiaoci are all real gentlemen!

Pan Xiaoxian only felt a flower in front of him, and suddenly the perfect carcass of the two rings, fat and thin, each good at winning, was exposed to his sight.

At the same time, Pan Xiaoxian's shark line, bullet muscle, male dog waist, love handle, mermaid line...... and his inseparable friends all fell into the eyes of Ximen Fengyue and Taishi Xiaoci, Taishi Xiaoci is fine, after all, the two have long been husband and wife, but Ximen Fengyue was instantly hit into the depths of her soul by the body full of men's masculinity and artwork, even if she was uninhibited and did not let her eyebrows shave, she couldn't help but widen her eyes and look carefully - I really don't mean anything else, I just studied it purely academically!

It's not the first time that Pan Xiaoxian has seen his body to be reasonable, and even this little rabbit cub has seen and scratched it, Ximen Fengyue's sensitivity to being seen by him as a woman has obviously decreased a lot, until he was stared at by Taishi Xiaoci with a strange gaze, Ximen Fengyue suddenly woke up, but Ximen Fengyue never blushed and turned around and ran, but she smiled casually, walked in front of Pan Xiaoxian and pounded Pan Xiaoxian's chest muscles: "Little rabbit cub did a good job!" Master will lend your light this time! ”

After that, Ximen Fengyue naturally passed by Pan Xiaoxian, and when she walked over, she didn't know which tendon was wrong, so she slapped the donkey brother's upturned buttocks casually, and walked away with a swaggering laugh.

"Smack!"

Brother Donkey's whole person was stunned, he hadn't been spanked by Ximen Fengyue, but he was spanked naked by Ximen Fengyue, or in front of the equally naked Taishi Xiaoci, this is really ...... It's so filthy, it's a dull soul!

"Be a teacher, teacher!" Brother Donkey couldn't help but turn around and roar angrily at Ximen Fengyue: "You will teach the child badly like this!" ”

Can you drug store Bilian? Ximen Fengyue's back staggered: The old lady has never heard of a child with a whip length of one meter eight!

Teacher? Taishi Xiaoci looked at Ximen Fengyue in surprise, and then looked at Pan Xiaoxian, this is a relationship that was certified by the two at the same time, and it was in front of her alone, although it is deliberate, but obviously this is likely to be the truth!

Teacher, you are really my own! No, I'm really your own! Neither is it right...... Brother Donkey gratefully glanced at Ximen Fengyue's plump buttocks that swayed from side to side like ripe peaches as they disappeared at the staircase, and then turned around and took this opportunity to explain to Taishi Xiaoci: "Wife, in fact, General Ximen is one of my masters, and the first martial arts I learned was taught by her personally, and it has not been made public just to hide people's eyes......"

The first martial arts...... Drunk Eight Immortals? Taishi Xiaoci suddenly realized, she remembered that Pan Xiaoxian's Drunken Eight Immortal Fist realm was very high, and she originally felt strange, but now that Pan Xiaoxian said this, she understood, it turned out to be taught by Ximen Fengyue, which can be explained!

But in this way, Taishi Xiaoci became even more ashamed and guilty. Pan Xiaoxian and Ximen Fengyue originally had a master-apprentice relationship, even if the master-apprentice relationship is placed in the world of ordinary people, teacher-student love is a moral taboo, not to mention that in the world of martial arts, master and apprentice are like father and son, this is not just a metaphor, but an accurate description.

Ximen Fengyue and Pan Xiaoxian are masters and apprentices, and the intimacy revealed between words and deeds is very reasonable and logical, not to mention that Taishi Xiaoci now looks back and thinks about it, although Ximen Fengyue and Pan Xiaoxian are very close, there is no ambiguity between men and women, and the feeling between himself and Pan Xiaoxian is completely different, maybe he is a suspicious neighbor stealing an axe, so the more he looks at it, the more he feels that the two have a leg, and now that he knows that Pan Xiaoxian and Ximen Fengyue are masters and apprentices, he suddenly feels that the two of them are probably teaching martial arts overnight. On the contrary, no matter how you look at it, you feel that the two are innocent.

"Husband, I'm sorry, I ......" Taishi Xiaoci took Pan Xiaoxian's hand with a red face, and her cold eyes flashed with a begging look.

"Humph!" Brother Donkey looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle: "I'm angry, I have to snap to forgive you!" ”

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