There are generally two kinds of people in the world: good people sleep soundly at night, and bad people enjoy waking up time more.

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After the eldest and second masters simply and rudely gave the order to get out, all the people fled, only Wu Yunfeng was struggling, lying there with a dead face and refusing to leave.

"You have something, why don't you leave, you can't eat and drink, I'm sorry, I might disappoint you, the two of us have already eaten." The eldest and second masters asked angrily.

Everyone in the village knows that it is not terrible for the uncle and the second master to be angry, what is terrible is to ignore you, and what is even more terrifying is to be polite, that is, it proves that something is wrong, and there is a disaster to come.

After the eldest and second masters spoke, Wu Yuntian came to them at a trott, and said with a smile on his face: "I just want to ask how long the man standing next to Dingfang just now can live, and whether he is also a bitter ghost." ”

The eldest and second masters, looking at Wu Yunfeng with the eyes of a fool, after a while, there were about two or three seconds, and this time it was the uncle who spoke first: "Are you short-circuited in your brain, and you have to ask us this kind of question, are you sick, or did you forget to take medicine in the morning."

It's all nonsense you asked, more than 20 years ago, didn't you just say it a long time ago? Your daughter's life is very hard, and her wealth is too pressing, don't you know? It has been proven several times that the answer should already be known.

It's all a matter of destiny, when you are a son-in-law, how long can he live, a good girl is eighteen years old, even if she lives to be a hundred years old, how many years can you live on average of eighteen sons-in-law.

Some people live one more day, some people live one day less, I can only hope that they will meet your daughter later, so that they may live a little longer, you have to have a bowl of water and keep a calm mind. ”

"The answer you want is given to you, is that clear enough now? Fuck off, shall we? Don't disturb the old man to take a nap, or be careful that I break your dog's leg? Allowing you to use high-tech tools, a fully automatic wheelchair will accompany you for a lifetime. The second master then added.

Wu Yunfeng turned around and ran, if he ran slowly, he would really be beaten, because the temperament of the uncle and the second master changed greatly after their 100-year-old birthday, so they were beaten several times, leaving a dark shadow in their hearts.

After making sure that the distance was safe enough, Wu Yunfeng stopped running, but stopped and said loudly: "Uncle, second master, eat and drink well and sleep well, I wish you two a long life?" ”

"You dog. God, it's strange if I don't kill you next time I meet you. ”

"It's so unconscionable, you're cursing us?"

After saying the ridiculous words, you have to run quickly, don't look at the uncle and the second master, they are already hundreds of years old, but people's movements are not slow, and their roars came from behind Wu Yunfeng.

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When I got home, my wife and daughter were not there, and I found that Song Dongye was the only one sitting on the mahogany sofa, constantly dozing off with his head down, and he didn't know when people came in.

"Huh! Scold! Scold! ”

Wu Yunfeng coughed a few times deliberately, but Song Dongye was quite vigilant, like a fire burning his buttocks, he stood up with a 'swoop', and after seeing the person clearly, he said embarrassedly: "Uncle, you are back." ”

"Hmm!"

Wu Yunfeng unconsciously began to pretend again. It's forced, after all, the majesty of this old man still has to be established, a bowl of water is flat, although Ju wants to be nice to others, but it can't be too much, it makes people feel a little bit of that and what, it's better to be normal, it's not easy for a son-in-law!

This person who is about to become a son-in-law is dignified, a talent, and his momentum is not bad, his height and figure are all leveraged, and he will also be noticed if he is thrown in the crowd, and he can be regarded as a handsome guy.

After brewing his emotions for a while, and smoothing out the words he was going to say for a while, Wu Yunfeng sat down, brewed tea leisurely, raised his head and looked at Song Dongye, who was still standing there, in a dilemma, anxious and uneasy, and didn't know what to do, so he said lightly: "Sit down and drink tea first?" I'm going to ask you some questions, and then I'll decide if I'm going to take you to another place. ”

It's been several years, and no one has ever given an order, but today I finally enjoy it again, and it's still willing, and I'm very excited and happy in my heart.

Song Dongye was cautious, sitting on the mahogany sofa with half of his buttocks, respectfully, his eyes staring at Wu Yunfeng's sophisticated action of making tea, this feeling is like not completing his homework when he was a child, being called to the office by the teacher, and the mood of waiting there is exactly the same, the taste of childhood!

After Wu Yunfeng finished making tea, he made a tea-drinking gesture, and said in a steady tone: "Drink tea." ”

"Thank you!"

After drinking tea, Song Dongye waited quietly, waiting for the review of his future father-in-law, and he was still a little nervous in his heart, what questions would he ask? I shouldn't ask some unconventional and strange questions to embarrass myself, such as .......

"Drink tea!"

"Drink tea!"

"Drink tea!"

I can't laugh or cry, oh my God! Who was the person he met, how could he do this, why did he do this, Song Dongye shouted in his heart, but he was helpless.

This old man is definitely deliberate, he doesn't play cards according to the routine, cup after cup, he has already made five bubbles of tea, so that Song Dongye keeps drinking, and he drank a bowl of millet porridge in the morning, plus a boiled egg, and the empty stomach is now full of tea.

I really can't drink it, even if it's the tea picked from the mother tree of the big red robe, I can't drink it, and I can't hold it back, I have to go and release the water, otherwise my bladder will explode.

It's useless to marry a wife, you can't give him the happiness he wants, if other women, such as those who are stars, may have a green prairie on their heads, and raise a large group of zebras to run on it, then they will be ashamed of the ancestors underground, and they will be destroyed by them if they become ghosts.

"What are you thinking, young man? Can you still hold it, do you want me to make you another cup of tea? Song Dongye thought about it, and actually got distracted, which is too undeserved.

"I'm sorry, uncle, I'll go to the bathroom." After being reminded, Song Dongye's urge to urinate was even stronger, and he stood up lightly but hurriedly went to the bathroom.

Song Dongye went to the bathroom, Wu Yunfeng poured himself a cup of tea, drank it but squirted out without warning, and quickly covered his mouth with his hand and couldn't help but burst into laughter.

After drinking too much tea, after putting the water out, it was indeed a lot more comfortable, Song Dongye washed his face again, made a satisfied smile, and went out of the bathroom, but saw Wu Yunfeng cleaning up the tea set.

God-given good fate is a good opportunity, the time has come to show courtesy, this time not to wait for a while, strode over, his mouth was not idle, and said as he walked: "Uncle, let me come?" ”

"No, no." Wu Yunfeng sped up, and said without raising his head: "Just come by yourself, it will be fine immediately, you are a guest and sit there, don't get your hands dirty again."

To wash your hands again is a waste of water resources, water resources are the most precious, now the earth is more and more short of water, you African people have no water to drink, our neighbor Tianzhu people are dying of thirst every year, saving water is a good character. ”

What does this mean, Song Dongye was a little speechless, what this future old man said seemed to be a bit unfathomable and was correct nonsense, just like what the leader said in the news, it can be explained in the clouds.

If you don't let you do it, you won't do it, and when the words come to this point, there must be a reason, you can only follow his words and do it, sit on the side and be a good baby, and it will never be wrong to do not do anything without moving.

"Young man, you are really good, you can drink and endure it, I am optimistic about you, you were also a soldier in the past, right?" After wiping the tea set, Wu Yunfeng began to ask seriously.

"Yes, I was a soldier for five years, and for some reason, I went abroad for three years after I was discharged from the army." Song Dongye replied selectively.

"I used to be a soldier, are your parents still around?"

"When I was ten years old, my mother died, my father, I don't know if he is alive or dead, I haven't seen him since I was a child, I felt that my mother hated this person when I was a child, I was raised by my grandparents, at the age of twenty-three, my grandparents also passed away, and now I am alone."

The future father-in-law and the future son-in-law began to play against each other.

"Dad, what are you all talking about?"

Wu Dingfang, who came back from going grocery shopping with his mother, saw that his father and Song Dongye were chatting very happily, and couldn't help but ask curiously.

"Don't ask, the questions that men talk about are not all the same, there is no time, let's hurry up and get lunch, and your uncle and aunt will come over for dinner in a while." Wu Yujiao took her daughter's hand and said a little impatiently.

Actually, Wu Dingfang really wanted to know what the two of them were talking about, whether it was about her, his father was going to marry her again, and the painful experience was going to happen again.

Seeing his daughter and wife go into the kitchen, Wu Yunfeng turned around, this time he became very serious, his attitude changed, Song Dongye also noticed that this was going to dry goods, and he began to become serious, and the fate of the future was coming at this moment.

"Uncle, if there is something, can you tell me? I can withstand it. Song Dongye couldn't help but say first, fate must be in his own hands, waiting is the most uncomfortable.

"The regular questions have been asked, the last unconventional question, are you afraid of death, if you are afraid of death, you can get out now, if you are not afraid of death, just stay, right? I want you to tell the truth and don't want to wait for a while to be embarrassed because ....... ”

"I'm not afraid of death, because it's not terrible to die too much."

Before Wu Yunfeng's words were finished, he was interrupted by Song Dongye, and the two big men glanced at each other, and then they both laughed.