Chapter 31: Received, Wife
In Wei Yanji's office, Du Fatzi was walking around excitedly, constantly looking at Wei Yanji who was sitting on the boss's chair with his eyes closed, he seemed to want to say something but didn't know where to start, he could only take a step and take a look, the movements were repeated, quite funny, if it was for the staff outside to see it, he would definitely open his mouth wide and lose his teeth, this is still the one who has always pretended to be majestic in front of them, and has always been like a dog to establish the prestige of the boss, emphasizing the humility of the upper and lower, The relationship between the leader and the led, claiming to be the leading brother, the indispensable soul of the team, Manager John Du?
"It feels really good, no wonder everyone likes to sit on it." Wei Yanji patted the armrest twice, sighed in his heart, and then opened his eyes, Du Fatzi stopped, quickly came to the chair in front of the desk and sat down, with a 'charming' smile on his face, and said kindly: "Brother, you are my own brother, you finally opened your eyes." ”
"What's wrong! You've got something! Wei Yanji had a calm face and blurted out.
Du Fatzi was stunned, puzzled, and a little crying and laughing, what the hell is this answer, even if there are thousands of words in his heart, he was also beheaded by this unfathomable fairy language, this is really not human words.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
There was a knock on the door, and Du Fatzi, who was so frightened, pulled back the fat man, shook his head, glanced at Wei Yanji with a pitiful expression, recovered his serious expression, and said, "Come in." ”
The door opened, it was Cuihua, she came in with two cups of coffee, and said sweetly: "Manager, Mr. Wei, the coffee you asked for is here." ”
Cuihua set the two cups of coffee for them, and stood respectfully aside, waiting for the next step.
Du Fatzi still pretended to be very majestic as a boss at this time, full of the image of a superior, and said to Cuihua lightly without emotion: "Okay, there is nothing for you here, you can go down, what should you do." ”
"Okay, Manager Du." Cuihua responded calmly, and before going out, he deliberately glanced at Wei Yanji, his eyes were full of brilliance, and he was so frightened that he quickly turned his face away, but Du Fatzi was full of envy and jealousy.
After Cuihua went out, Wei Yanji first opened her mouth and said exaggeratedly: "Shouldn't the female staff in the recording studio be like this now?" If it's all like this, can you stand it? ”
"Test!" Du Fatzi stood up with a 'brush', as if talking about his sorrow, his hands clenched into fists on the desk, his face was full of anger, and he burst into a foul mouth: "My brother! Don't you know? I can't compare with you, you are rich and free, and 70% of this recording studio belongs to you, of course, none of these are important, the most important thing is that you used to be a famous little singer, your figure is still okay, a proper little white face, although it is said that it is outdated, and even ghosts will not know you when walking on the road, but you are now getting older and more stylish, showing your identity, you are simply a mature and stable uncle fan! Now some people are just like you, have experience? Now look at me again, my height is less than 1.7 meters, my body is even more horizontally developed, and I weigh more than 100 kilograms, who will take a fancy to me, you don't understand my heart! ”
After Du Fatzi finished, he sat down again and looked like he was dying.
After listening to the history of blood and tears told by Du Fatzi, Wei Yanji hurriedly comforted and said: "It's okay, it's okay, don't be sad, at least you still have advantages, no matter where you go, even if you don't go home at night, sister-in-law She is also relieved, this is your difference." ”
"Fuck off!" Du Fatzi was amused, and said angrily: "Are you comforting me or hurting me, do you have a friend like you?" Don't talk nonsense, let's get down to business, shall we? If you have nothing to do, you will go to the Three Treasures Palace, of course, this hall is also yours, it must have been seven or eight years, right? You've never been here, I've never been the only one who took the initiative to look for you, and today you're the first time you've taken the initiative to come to me, so there's something going on, right? You great god hidden in the city. ”
"Okay? Then let's get down to business, and it's really something to do with you today. Wei Yanji hid the hippie smile, opened the satchel, took out a draft, and said seriously: "This is a song I wrote recently, I have composed a tune, I like it very much, and I plan to sing it myself, so I came here today for this matter." ”
As soon as he heard that it was Wei Yanji's latest work, Du Fatzi's face became solemn, he picked up the manuscript and looked at it seriously, nonsense to nonsense, and his attitude towards work was definitely serious.
After reading the manuscript in his hand, Du Fatzi took a deep breath and said seriously: "This word is really good, I haven't experienced the feeling and tempering of life, I can't write such a level behind closed doors, let's go, we'll record it now, it's very impulsive, a little impatient, I dare to conclude that with this song, you will turn over and become popular again, but your voice is okay now, right?" Have you left behind your previous homework? ”
"Don't worry about this, right? Without three or three, I don't dare to go to Liangshan, especially your territory, I still want to face. Wei Yanji was full of confidence and said with certainty.
Du Fatzi was overjoyed when he heard this, and said: "Still sitting there inkblot, I haven't sat enough, what's yours is yours, if you want to sit, you can come often in the future, let's record it." ”
A month later, Wei Yanji's song was finally recorded.
Still in Wei Yanji's office.
Du Fatzi said happily: "I didn't expect it? Brother Ji, not only did your homework not fall behind, but there was a faint breakthrough, and the final effect was still good. ”
"I didn't expect that." Wei Yanji said calmly: "I haven't been in contact with it for many years, and I didn't expect it, and I'm quite satisfied with the final result, but I don't want to show my head now, I just want to live quietly, I want to entrust this song to you, it's not a popular Internet song now, you just upload it to me on the Internet." ”
Du Fatzi was stunned for a moment, a little distracted, he didn't expect Wei Yanji to say this, thought for a while, nodded and said: "That's okay, many people are doing this now, then you sit down for a while, I'll go and draw up a contract, and my brother will settle the account, this must be clarified." ”
"Okay, will you go? I'm just squinting here for a while, I haven't worked for a long time, and I'm a little tired from tossing and turning for more than a month. Wei Yanji said.
"Yes, Brother Ji, you can sleep well, I'll call you after the contract is drafted, discuss the details again, supplement the agreement that should be supplemented, and complete it when it should be perfected." Du Fatzi said seriously.
"Brother Ji, Brother Ji, it's time to wake up." Du Fatzi gently pushed Wei Yanji and said.
Wei Yanji, who was asleep, was pushed to sleep, he had a dream, in which he and Wu Dingfang went on a trip together, lived a happy world of two people, and played quite happily on the beach together, and then ......, there was no more, and then, the dream was interrupted, opened his eyes and said, "How long have I been asleep." ”
"I don't know, it should have been more than an hour, right?" Du Fatzi said embarrassedly: "The contracts are all ready, can you take a good look at them?" If that's all right, sign it! ”
Wei Yanji read the contract seriously, looked up at Du Fatzi and said, "I basically don't have any problem with this." Then he signed the contract, looked at his watch, and said, "It's time for me to go back." ”
Du Fatzi hurriedly put away the contract and said anxiously: "Don't! My brother Ji, dinner is almost here, let's go have a meal together and then go back. ”
"Well, this one!" Wei Yanji stopped, sighed and said helplessly: "My wife has an explanation when I go out, and I must go home for dinner." ”
Test! I'll go, Du Fat Man couldn't cry or laugh, this reason was embarrassed to say, it was really weird, tilted his head and looked at Wei Yanji with the eyes of an alien, circled around him, and said disdainfully: "You can, you can do it, brother for many years, I actually looked away, you will actually develop into a wife slave with real materials, the standard wife is strict, it is really not a family that does not enter the same door, and your brother has a virtue, a slave of his wife." ”
"My brother said, wife's slave, it is a compliment, it is a glorious and great title, and the men who have this title are peerless and good men." Wei Yanji pretended to be a man, twisting and pinching, triumphant, and said like a happy man.
Forehead!
Du Fatty's feet were soft and he almost knelt down, this kind of 'god' explanation is simply a dark cloud cover, the sky is thundering, he can't stand the acid, and he vomits and says: "your eggs, hurry up, go back, go back and kneel on your washboard, right?" ”
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Looking at Du Fatzi, the defeated man, Wei Yanji looked up to the sky and laughed, pretending to be chic, and went out, leaving Du Fatzi who was messing around in the wind, almost stunned, there are still men with this rare animal in the world, gritted his teeth and said: "There is a kind, let's see, I will also go home for dinner, but I can't let my wife wait in a hurry, hum!" ”
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"Yanji, what have you been doing for more than a month, every day is early and late home, making it mysterious, is there something to hide from me, be honest, confess and be lenient, otherwise I will serve the family law, don't blame me for being ruthless when the time comes." After eating, sitting on the sofa watching TV, Wu Dingfang asked curiously.
"That ......, it's nothing, what else can I do, isn't it under your surveillance every day, I'm a monkey, you're the Buddha, I can fly again, can I escape your Five Finger Mountain?" Wei Yanji only chattered, and said a little humbly.
"But for more than a month, every day after breakfast and before dinner, this time is a blind spot, and I don't even know where you are? When I call you, you always say that you are at a friend's place, which friend you can talk about, should it be a friend of the opposite sex? Wu Dingfang took the remote control, adjusted the channel of the TV, and said expressionlessly.
The wife is strict with tracheitis, as soon as Wu Dingfang asked, his tone was slightly harsh, Wei Yanji immediately softened, quickly stood up, and knelt down in front of her without hesitation to sing conquest, the man has gold under his knees, and there is an egg for it, and his wife is happy that it is everything, and life is better, so he said with a little reservation: "I didn't do anything bad, but I remembered that there was a recording studio, and I hadn't been there for several years, so I went to see it, looked at it, I was fascinated, and then I drilled there every day, and the rest was gone." , really, definitely not lying to you, lying to you that I am a puppy. ”
Wu Dingfang couldn't help but laugh and said, "I went to take a bath, I saw that you were scared, you also went to wash, I will wait for you in bed?" ”
"Roger, wife." Wei Yanji stood up and saluted and said