"Hello, we are reporters from The Onion Evening News, can you give an interview? What do you think of the new film of the big star Lin Sen? ”

"Have you watched Lin Sen's new TV series? What to expect from this play? ”

"Do you think this drama is still up to date? You say the play preaches war? Awesome, can you elaborate on that? ”

Two reporters conducted interviews at a university in the imperial capital, and they specially selected fashionable girls, boys dressed in foreign style, and foreign teachers who didn't know anything for the interview. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 The answer to info is often .......

"Lin Sen was originally quite handsome. But I don't like his new film, it's too rustic, it's unbelievably rustic. ”

"Who cares about the past few decades? I didn't really have much to look forward to. I'd love to see his Hollywood blockbusters. What ......, he's not a Hollywood star? ”

"Humanity should disband armies, eliminate wars, have NGOs to run society. Lin Sen's films are too extreme to conform to the trends of the civilized world. ”

After interviewing more than a dozen teachers and students in the school, two reporters sat on the lawn and wrote in their notebooks. In the middle of writing, a phone call came, and the reporter who wrote the manuscript shouted after answering: "Editor-in-chief, don't worry." There is already a way for a new manuscript, and the title is 'Lin Sen's new film from the perspective of the campus'.

According to the results of our interviews, no one in the university cares or even boycotts Lin Sen's TV series. I felt I could dig deeper into this area and make sure it meets your requirements. ”

The mobile phone hung up, and the reporter who answered the phone continued to rush the manuscript, typing on the computer quickly, and the whole content was about Lin Sen's new TV series being cold.

The reporter in charge of the camera watched from the sidelines and asked with some doubts: "Does it make sense for us to do this?" I've watched the two episodes that have already aired, and they were actually quite good. ”

The reporter who rushed to the manuscript did not raise his head, and said disdainfully: "I don't care if it's very good, I just write the manuscript required by the editor-in-chief." The editor-in-chief said that Black Linsen is a trend now, so I specifically asked those who don't like Linsen to interview.

You see the people I'm looking for, either brainless money worshippers, or sissies who don't have any masculinity, or foreigners who don't understand us at all, it's strange that these people can say good things about Lin Sen. But I have facts and evidence, and no one can say that I am wrong. ”

"So is the ratings of Lin Sen's new drama also hacked? I heard that it is a lot lower than normal. "The camera reporter is obviously new to the industry and doesn't know much about it.

"A lot lower? If other celebrities can get a rating of 1.8, they will immediately dare to increase their worth to tens of millions. The reporter who rushed to the manuscript sneered and said like a junior: "But Lin Sen, it's all ......a numbers game, plus some processing skills, and the water in it is mixed."

You must know that Lin Sen has offended the entire Chinese director circle now. And the director is a well-known person. Now there are many people in China who want Heilinsen, because his movies and TV series are too good and make too much money, but many people are uncomfortable. ”

The reporter who watched the rush was the first to say, and the reporter who took the photo turned his head to look at a boys' dormitory not far away and asked, "According to what you said, if we want to write a manuscript about Quarlinson, do we have to go to a serious person for an interview?" ”

"The children can be taught." The reporters who rushed to the manuscript typed and were busy. He was about to end his essay with the last full stop, when he suddenly heard a series of shouts coming from the nearby boys' dormitory.

"We won't forget!"

"To forget history is to betray."

"This is the film made by the real masters, and I can't stop crying. The plot is good, the actors are good, the special effects are good, and the last paragraph is too touching and touching. ”

The sound came and went, like a tidal wave, and finally the entire dormitory seemed to be ringing. The shouts burst like thunder, and the movement was so loud that it even alarmed the school security guards.

What happened?

The two reporters were dumbfounded, and the one who rushed to the press suddenly took a picture of his shoulder and shouted, "What are you doing stupidly? Shoot! ”

"I'm patting." The reporter carrying the camera was at a loss, "But what the hell is going on?" ”

It wasn't enough for one dormitory building to make a fuss, and several male dormitory buildings were noisy and noisy like riots.

The reporter who rushed to the article didn't bother to put an end to his article, he closed the notebook, grabbed the microphone for the interview, and ran quickly towards the boys' dormitory.

Two reporters hurried to the gate of the dormitory, just in time to see a girl coming out of it. The reporter who rushed to the press hurriedly asked, "Hello, what happened in the dormitory?" ”

The girl smiled heartily, "The boys in the whole building are watching Lin Sen's new TV series, and those who are moved by the plot at the end don't want it, and some people even shed tears when they watched TV." It's rare for these over-energetic guys to show such a cute side. ”

......, a whole building, no, are the boys in several buildings moved by a TV series? That's an exaggeration!

Probably unable to restrain their excitement, some boys unconsciously walked out of the dormitory. The reporter hurriedly went up again and asked what was going on? The boys were a little shy, and only said, 'Because I'm too excited, I want to go out for a walk to adjust my emotions'.

Excited to go out for a walk?

And there are more and more boys who want to adjust their emotions, and they all run out of the dormitory one by one, wandering around the campus in groups. The teacher at the school was taken aback and hurried over to ask what was going on? After learning that it was actually because of a TV series, teachers and students sighed together.

An elderly professor stood on a stone bench on the side of the road, gathered hundreds of students and said a few words on the spot: "When I rushed over, I was worried that something big had happened, and I just asked why everyone was so excited. I was glad to hear the answer.

In the past, we talked a lot about patriotism, but a thousand words could not be as in-depth as the impact of reality. We have experienced fanaticism, confusion, evasion, and hard work, and finally ushered in an era of spontaneous love for our homeland, which is the luck of all of us.

I really want to thank Lin Sen, who filmed this TV series, he did what we always wanted to do but couldn't. He touched the most sincere heart in our hearts, and let everyone run out in the middle of the night to calm down! ”

Hahaha ......, and there was a burst of laughter at the scene. 'Calm' is obviously a modified description, and the boys also feel that they are excited to run out of the dormitory because of a TV series, which is a bit silly to think about it. But the stupid people seem more sincere.

The reporter who rushed to the manuscript interviewed more than a dozen random students again, and finally squatted on the lawn of the school and began to write a new manuscript. Seeing him banging and knocking non-stop, the reporter who filmed asked Qi: "Didn't the editor-in-chief ask you to write this?" ”

"Idiot, haven't you noticed a change in the limelight?"

"The editor-in-chief didn't call you to change the limelight."

At this time, the editor-in-chief had a fart use, and he would not have thought that a TV series would cause such a big reaction, this would never be an exception. No matter how Hei Linsen is, he has no brains, and he must be praised at this time.

Fortunately, the manuscript I just submitted has not yet been sent, and you can see that the title of my new manuscript has been thought of -- 'We have never fallen behind in the lesson of patriotism.'" What do you think? Isn't it particularly moving? ”

The media and journalists these days are all. Finding that he was being consulted for advice, the reporter who took the camera was stunned, and after a while, he said to his companion: "I don't know if you are moved or not, but I think you are really a wall-to-wall grass, and you are as undisciplined as the author of this book." (To be continued.) )