204: Commonly known as neurosis
Get along with people: if you respect me, I will respect you, if you ignore me, I will ignore you, it's as simple as that! Don't spoil people who don't know how to appreciate it; Don't feed your heart that doesn't know how to give back.
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"Two grandfathers, I have something to ask the two of you to help me with, do you see the person standing at the door? He's my unreliable dad, and now he's missing a tendon in his brain, can you two find that tendon he's missing and make up for it.
Let him return to his normal appearance, can you two see it? I think it must be possible, because the two of you are so powerful, so amazing, you can both fly into the sky, this kind of little thing is not a problem at all, it's just a gesture. ”
Now the uncle and the second master, who are studying mobile phones, when Xiao Mao came to the two of them, although they had not stopped the movements in their hands, and continued to fiddle with the newly obtained toys, but the uncle opened his mouth and said: "If there is something, say it!" ”
So, Xiao Mao, who has filial piety, took a look, and the father who was still standing guard at the door, and the mother who was standing guard with his father, told Feitian's lack of tendons and his mother's worries and causes and consequences honestly, without any reservations.
"The two of us have been waiting for you here for a long time, and as soon as we saw your father, we two old people knew that your father was a sick person, that is, a person with nerve problems, commonly known as 'neuropathy'.
This kind of illness is not a disease for us, drizzle! It's much easier than swatting a fly to death After all, these hateful guys, they can fly around, how can people with bad eyes shoot them?
And your dad standing there motionless, that's pretty easy! How could we not do it? It's just a hand-to-hand effort, it's easier than drinking boiling water, boiling water is very hot, you have to wait for them to cool down if you want to drink it, just boiling boiling water, who can drink it?
Wait a minute, your godfather and godgrandmother, arrange where your father and your mother live, and then we will treat him, by the way, when it comes to flies, I think of a question, how many flies can you shoot to death a day now? ”
At first, I heard the uncle say that he had a way to cure the disease of the lack of roots and tendons in his father's brain, and he was very happy in his heart, the father was finally saved, and his mother could rest assured, and he didn't have to worry about it.
But when I heard the uncle behind me raise such a question, it just became hot, and it didn't take long for my heart to be extinguished by a basin of cold water, and there was only white smoke left.
The little face suddenly collapsed, just like eating Coptis chinensis, bitter to the deepest part of the heart, bitter to the deepest part of the soul, I don't know what to say, this is really a big problem.
"What's wrong? With the current ability of the two of you little guys, it should be very easy to shoot a few flies to death, it can be said that you can swatt a fly to death when you meet a fly, and you can definitely kill it once you see it.
There should be no chance of escape under your hands, and this should be nothing difficult, just like the two of us who treated your father's neurosis, a simple mess.
Why did you hear this question? Your face becomes like this, what's the problem? What exactly is the problem? Tell the two of us about it! As long as it's not that the two of you don't work hard enough, and it's not a matter of being lazy, then all the problems are not a problem, and we can forgive them.
After all, you are still a child, uncle, second master, the two of us also grew up as children, but it didn't pop out of the stone, this is simply impossible! We don't dare to compare with Sun Monkey! Do you understand this question? ”
"Grandpa, it's very easy to swatt a few flies to death, as you said, if I see a fly, I can swatt a fly to death, but now you are embarrassing us? It's just an impossible task! ”
"Isn't that good? It shows that you are already enough, but from your words, we seem to hear a contradiction, which is not the same before and after! Why is it an impossible task? What's the problem?
Tell us about it, if you can, the two of us can help you solve it, you have to trust the two of us! We are the ones who can fly to the sky! ”
The eldest and second masters were confused by the question raised by Xiao Mao, the child's mind, is it like the summer weather, saying that it has changed, he has changed, the sky was clear before, and then it was pouring rain.
"Because it's winter! The flies all went home to sleep, and I couldn't find a single mosquito, but there were quite a lot of cockroaches at night, so now we don't shoot flies, and we specialize in killing cockroaches! ”
After listening to the reason for the little one, the eldest and second master simply couldn't cry or laugh, is this question still a problem? Now it was the turn of the two of them, and the faces of the two of them collapsed, and the expressions on their faces were rich, as if they had eaten and eaten flies.
This child's mind is really impossible to guess, it turns out that he is worried about this reason, and it is really enough, but you can't blame them in the past! I can only blame myself for not explaining clearly.
Innocence, nothing twists and turns, but it's too drilly, right? For this problem, I must pay attention to it in the future! The kindergarten teachers are amazing.
"What about this? It is also possible to kill cockroaches, and in the future, if there are mosquitoes, you will kill mosquitoes, and if there are flies, you will kill flies, even if there are no cockroaches! You can also kill rats! Exterminate the moths! Destroy all disgusting and harmful insects that can be seen.
It's all okay, this is something to blame for our two old people, I didn't explain it to you clearly, it's not at all your head to blame, your task has been completed very well, and it deserves our praise for you. ”
"Two grandfathers, since you have agreed, then there is nothing to do, I will go over to my mother first, otherwise she will be worried, I will go over now, is it okay?"
"That's okay, you're right! What about being a human being? At the very least, it is filial piety, after all, your body is given by your parents, and your parents are the ones who are exposed to your body, and this is what you need to be a human being, otherwise what is the use of being successful?
Guys without conscience, we are the most annoying, so hurry up, shall we? Look at your mother's eyes, keep looking at us, I can't guess, I'm very worried, as long as the eyes are not blind, they can be seen, so hurry up!
We don't have anything to do here! Besides, what can you do little brat? We'll look for you again when you're free, and we'll look for you when we're free, so it's decided, so let's go? Don't waste any more time! ”
When he heard what the uncle and the second master commanded, Xiao Mao nodded, and the politeness was quite in place, and he turned around and left, walking very neatly and neatly, not dragging mud and water at all.
"This kid is really good, quite filial, all aspects are okay, the only drawback is that he is too sharp, and then there are no other shortcomings, it seems that we are not wrong."
"It must not be mistaken, just from the perspective of the two of us, although it can't be said to be 100%, but nine times out of ten there are still some, although fate is unpredictable, but according to the current situation, isn't it all under our control?"
"That's a good thing, so don't you leave him alone? Everyone has their own destiny, a little bit of change is okay, but the general trend really can't be changed, so that's it, what's so much to do? Who knows what the final fate will be. ”
"It's true, we can't even control our own final fate, let alone someone else's? It's a day to be able to live! One more day is also a day, so why force so much?
It's a joke to talk about life, let's play with our mobile phones! The rest doesn't matter so much, let's talk about it when that day comes! In this world, every person, every object, has its last day, and nothing is eternal. ”
"If you live a long time and see too much, you will look down on everything, but why can't we look down on it? It's really hard and hard to take everything lightly.
Life is helpless, that's all there is to say, so why bother? The last day has come, isn't it all the same, no one can struggle? Who can't escape? ”
"Oops! Why do we say so much? Why do I say so much? Is it a whim? Today I have an understanding again, otherwise why would I say so many inexplicable words. ”
"That's right! It's true that we've said so many inexplicable things, and it's all fucking bullshit, but what is it for? Why is this so? ”
"Are we going to think about that? After taking the test, it's just that I'm full and have nothing to do, so don't think about it! Thinking too much, sad and sad, who will pity us?
The one who can pity us has not yet appeared? Even if it is someone who has already appeared, they don't know where it will be? Maybe they're all dead, and maybe they're all skulls left. ”
"That's right, that's it, it's so reasonable, we have already looked down on everything, but we don't know that we have already looked down on everything, it's very contradictory, but where are the spears and shields? What you can't see and can't touch, go to his uncle's.
The next second's things will wait for the next second to say, as long as you live well now, that's okay, you should eat, you should drink, everything will be OK, the rest will not matter, the rest of the love will be what, fate, go to his second uncle. ”
The world is wonderful, some things are uncontrollable, even if it is a powerful person, there is a day when he can't do anything, just like the uncle and the second master, the two of them, to this day I don't know why, the two of them are talking to themselves there.
Fortunately, there is no one else around, if someone else hears their conversation, they will definitely be confused, and they will not understand what it means at all? Because even the two of them don't understand what it means? How much more is it someone else?