Chapter 82: There are unspeakable microwaves of suffering

"That...... One more thing, there's a parent-teacher conference tomorrow, and I'm going to let my dad go? Mom, you're okay, right? ”

After hearing this, Wu Bin's mother immediately shook her head with a smile and said, "What opinion can I have, it is time for him to go." ”

Wu Bin's mother used to think that although Wu Bin only needs to be healthy and have grades, she is a very good-looking person, and she will never participate in the parent-teacher meeting, which can only hear her son's name in the list of poor students.

Therefore, since the first half semester of high school, basically the task of holding a parent-teacher conference has always been fulfilled by Wu Bin's father, and the bitterness is not enough for outsiders~

Mother's response was also expected by Wu Bin, so he patted his father's shoulder and said, "Dad, this time you are going to turn over as a serf and sing." ”

Wu Bin's father shook his head with a smile, looked at Wu Bin's mother and said, "It's better for you to go, the military merit medal has half of me and half of you." ”

"Okay, if you want to go, you can go, don't talk about this matter, I'm going to cook for my son, who is the first in the first grade." Wu Bin's mother walked into the kitchen after speaking.

After seeing his mother's handsome and decisive turn, Wu Bin patted his father's shoulder and said, "Tomorrow at six o'clock, remember to dress handsome." ”

"Got it." Wu Bin's father nodded happily.

……

Back in the room, Wu Bin, who was sitting in front of the desk, did not take out a few books in his schoolbag first, but opened the drawer and looked at the paintings hidden in the dark compartment.

It's still that handsome. ’

After appreciating it with satisfaction for a while, Wu Bin closed the secret compartment, took out the book and began to work on the question.

After eating a hearty lunch, Wu Bin took a few bags of cat food from his schoolbag and poured out a few canned cat food in the cabinet next to the shoe rack, and shouted: "Mom~ The canned food is almost gone." ”

"Got it, I'll buy it for you next week." Wu Bin's mother, who was washing dishes in the kitchen, responded.

Sure enough, it's perfect to make a request at this time. ’

Usually, if Wu Bin wants his mother to help buy canned cat food, she will definitely say: "Ouch, it's good to give them some cat food, and canned cat food, they eat better than me." ”

But now, even if Wu Bin buys pizza for the cats, his mother must be smiling and digging out her wallet.

Putting the canned cat food into his school bag, Wu Bin trotted all the way to the park.

Surrounded by a group of cats, Wu Bin poured the cat food into the cat food basin next to the bench as usual.

And just when all the cats were burying their heads in food, Wu Bin suddenly smiled evilly and took out a can of cat food in his schoolbag.

When the can was opened by Wu Bin, with a "click", almost all the cats who were eating food looked up at it in unison, and the expression on their faces could definitely be understood even if they didn't have cat level 4.

"Yes...... It's a spicy voice! ”

Suddenly, several cats that reacted quickly had already picked up Wu Bin's trouser legs, and kept "meow", "meow", "meow" and "meow"

"Come on, come on~If you want to eat canned food, come with me~"

After knocking on the can, Wu Bin took the cats and started his personal favorite pre-dinner running laps.

However, when almost all the cats followed Wu Bin and ran around the small park, only one orange cat was still sitting steadily next to the cat food basin to eat food, at most, when Wu Bin passed by it, he raised his head and "meowed" and stretched out his paws, indicating that he also wanted to eat.

After running for about four or five laps, Wu Bin, who felt that he had almost whetted the appetite of the cats, stopped and gently put the can on the ground.

For a while, five or six cats were squeezing towards the can.

"Don't worry, don't worry, there's more." After speaking, Wu Bin opened another can.

After opening four or five cans in a row and putting them on the ground, it was finally enough for the cats.

Taking advantage of the cats' happy eating, Wu Bin quietly retreated to the bench and opened another can, and squatted down in front of the orange cat that was still eating food and said, "Oh, rhubarb, I quietly left one for you, why don't you like to run so much." ”

After listening to Wu Bin's words, Rhubarb slowly crawled next to Wu Bin and rubbed his hand, and only after a "meow" did he start eating canned food.

"Alas~ you." Touching Rhubarb's head helplessly, Wu Bin sat on the bench and opened the "Collection of Physics Problems" and read it.

After a while, a raccoon cat that was the first to eat jumped on the bench and rubbed Wu Bin's thigh, then straightened his front leg and yawned comfortably.

Wu Bin, who was thinking about the "microwave" problem, stretched out two fingers and scratched the head of the raccoon cat, and said, "Is it delicious, this is the benefit I helped you in exchange for the first grade." ”

After hearing this, the tanuki cat rolled on the chair, lying on his back and exposing his belly in front of Wu Bin.

"Do you know what it means to be first in grade?" Wu Bin scratched the civet cat's chin and asked.

But the tanuki cat didn't want to answer Wu Bin's meaning, but just closed his eyes and enjoyed Wu Bin's moderate scratching.

Wu Bin smiled slightly and didn't speak again.

After teasing the little raccoon flower, Wu Bin continued to turn his head to do the question.

Speaking of "microwave", Wu Bin couldn't help but think of a joke that Mr. Wei told them during the training camp.

"Microwave" refers to a kind of light wave, with a wavelength of centimeters to millimeters, which has three characteristics: penetration, reflection, and absorption.

In life, the most common microwave device must be the microwave oven, which has been "demonized" N times by countless public accounts and media marketing accounts.

What microwave radiation is harmful to the human body, what microwave heated food causes cancer, etc., etc.

"Poof"

According to Mr. Wei, these articles were once written by the gas company, and everyone must understand why.

But now, it has become a tool used by those official accounts to win clicks, and what these official accounts like to do the most is to go against most people.

Everyone thinks that mobile phones are convenient, and it says that mobile phones have radiation, that putting them in your pocket will kill sperm, that putting them next to you will affect your brain waves when you sleep, and so on.

Everyone thinks that the crayfish is delicious, and it says that the crayfish has become a parasite growing in the gutter, full of harmful bacteria, eating one carcinogenic, eating a plate to ascend to heaven.

Because there are too many people who say that mobile phones are convenient and that crayfish are delicious, if they also say yes together, instead of not singing the opposite, how can anyone pay attention to them?

Although young people don't believe many of these standard public account news, young people's parents believe it! It's just a trick to the extreme.

All right...... Talking about the microwave again.

Microwaves can be strongly absorbed by water, so microwave heating food is actually heating the water molecules in the food, if you use the microwave oven to heat the steamed bread, it will become that the water molecules are evaporated, only the starch is still there, so that the steamed bread will be very dry.

In the same way, if the human body is irradiated by this "microwave", the effect is the same, it will heat up the water molecules in your body and make you hot, so as long as you don't stand in the microwave, the microwave will basically not kill you, so don't worry.

And it is such a convenient "microwave", through thousands of mouths that speak irresponsibly, it has become a "cancer light wave".