Chapter 9: A Five-Second Kiss
"Li Yuchen, come on, come on, show you this."
"Look at what this man said!"
"Oh oh, I'm going to put this flower in a bottle!"
“……”
Tian Xiaoxi showed off in front of Li Yuchen and asked him to read love letters and appreciate flowers.
Li Yuchen's face was instantly gloomy, Tian Xiaoxi just liked to see him look at himself but couldn't do it.
Skin, it's very open.
"You threw that pile away, occupy the territory!" Li Yuchen kicked the box aside in disgust.
"No, I'm going to keep it as a memorial."
"To throw it or not to throw it? Believe it or not, I'm going to throw it out now! Li Yuchen was very angry when he thought that this item would have to be kept as a souvenir.
"Heh, how did I smell the sour smell, it's so strong, I'll go to the kitchen to see if the vinegar jar is overturned."
Li Yuchen: "You! "Momentarily speechless.
"Slightly" Tian Xiaoxi grimaced at him, pinched his nose, stuck out his tongue, and looked proud.
"What about these things! It's useless for me to keep it.,Show you how to flirt with the girl.,After reading it, you can also burn it as firewood in an emergency.,Heating or something! This girl will give up her old love to send you! Tian Xiaoxi smiled playfully, Li Yuchen, Li Yuchen, you have to die to save face and suffer the crime!
"What are you doing with me!" Li Yuchen is holding a bunch of so-called "old loves".
"Here you go, it's better to take a look, maybe you won't be lonely and old!" Tian Xiaoxi shrugged and said.
Li Yuchen: "......"
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Lu Yu's family
"Field! You come over to me, why are you looking at my phone! "Li Mi'er chased after the field.
"Alright, alright! Why don't you just take a look at your phone? Why bother? Lu Yu protected the field hiding behind him, risking his life to be a peacemaker.
"What do you call it! People sent me a voice message, and he sent me something, saying that I was asleep, and this was the first boy I liked since I was in high school! That's it! ”
"Tianye, you come over for me, if you don't give me an explanation today, the old lady can't spare you!"
Li Mi'er is completely angry, damn! It's hard to be liked by others, and that's it?
"You're a girl, you should be reserved, besides, I'm also good for you, you have to study hard in high school!" Tian Ye educated her seriously.
"I don't care what happens to you, you have to apologize tonight! Come here, send me another voice. ”
Of course, this night, Tian Ye sent more than 100 voices to Limier, all of which praised how good and beautiful Limier was.
Field: (rolls eyes) "Narcissism! ”
Li Mier: "Try it again!" ”
Tian Ye: "The little one says you're beautiful." ”
……
"Mi'er, don't you sleep in Xiaoxi's room, it's pitiful to sleep on the floor alone." Tian Ye got up in the middle of the night to drink water and saw that Li Mier was still listening to songs.
"Huh? No, Xiaoxi may have to come back then! ”
"Well, why don't you sleep in my bed, I'll sleep on the floor."
"That's not good...... Li Mi'er got up and rushed to the field bedroom to lie on his bed and said, "Just wait for your words!" The living room is a little cold, wear more to sleep. ”
"Hehe, a woman's heart is a needle!" Tian Ye really regretted coming out to drink water, isn't it? Even the nest was occupied.
Tian Tian slept all night and got up early to make breakfast.
"Uncle, how did you sleep last night, oops, you have dark circles under your eyes." Li Mi'er got up early in the morning and stumbled with the field.
"I was cold last night, and now I'm shivering."
"That...... Uncle, didn't you turn on the electric blanket? ”
"Like...... It's not open! ”
"Uncle, didn't you see me put the pillow under the floor last night to warm the baby?"
"Nope."
"Uncle, you are really regressing the more you live!" Li Mi'er looked at the state of the field in a circle, and was worried about his IQ for his mother.
"Uncle, this omelette is delicious, you will teach me when the time comes." Li Mi'er ate a mouth full of oil.
"You don't know how to use this fried egg? What else will you do in this life? Tian Ye expressed doubts about her ability to take care of herself.
“…… Belch...... I boil eggs, boil noodles, cook rice...... It seems to be gone! Li Mier was a little skeptical about how she lived.
"Hehe, you're terminally ill." Tian Ye was speechless for her answer.
"Mi'er, I'm at work, you can eat, I'll teach you how to fry eggs when I have time." Wipe the oil off your mouth. ”
Tian Ye: Huh? No, this tone seems to be for my girlfriend, no, no, no, no, I won't like this troublemaker who can't do anything!
……
As usual, Tian Xiaoxi and Li Yuchen still came to the school together, but Li Mier was sent by Tian Ye, no, Li Mi'er didn't want to walk and take a taxi to threaten Tian Ye to send her.
Tian Ye sent Li Mier to school, and there was big news, which was the hottest news of the day.
"Mi'er, how are you and my brother?" Tian Xiaoxi stared at her.
"What's the matter, we're just pure friends, no, uncle and nephew."
"Poof, uncle...... Uncle and nephew? Tian Xiaoxi almost didn't laugh out loud.
"Okay, you don't care about me, what about you and my brother? Where have we got? "What Li Mier cares about is her sister-in-law's business.
"That's it, what else can I do?"
"What's going on?"
"Eat, talk, smile. That's it. ”
"It's boring, I thought you all kissed!"
Tian Xiaoxi remembered the kiss that was less than five seconds old that night...... Oh my God, I remembered that two hundred and five again.
"Xiaoxi, what's wrong with you, blushing?"
"Where...... Anyway, I'll go to class first, so you should go to class early. Tian Xiaoxi hurried back to the classroom.
"Huh? Where's my desk? What about the three seats in the middle row? Why did it become a table of two? Tian Xiaoxi asked the classmate next to him strangely.
"Your seat is in the second row in the middle, and behind you are Lu Yu and Yi Xuan, and the front table ...... It's a freshman. ”
"Freshmen? Is it the surname Li? Tian Xiaoxi is not surprised.
"Well, Senior Li is sitting next to you, and in front of you is ...... Call...... Pu Yan. ”
"Oh, thank you, classmate." Tian Xiaoxi sat in his seat, still wondering who Pu Yan was.
"Xiaoxi, what do you think?" Lu Xiaoman, who Tian Xiaoxi played the most iron in the class, patted Tian Xiaoxi's shoulder.
"Oh, what are you looking for from me?"
"You know what? Today, our school is going to have a classmate named Pu Yan, and he will sit in front of you. Lu Xiaoman's eyes lit up as soon as he mentioned Pu Yan.
"Specialized? How so? ”
"Did you save the galaxy in your last life, there are handsome guys on all sides." Don't really say it, it seems to be, but in Tian Xiaoxi's eyes, everyone is a dick silk two hundred and five!