Chapter 1: Wow! Uncle Ying!
“FUCK! Boy, stop me! ”
Ou Yangming listened to the shouts behind him, not only did he not stop, but ran faster. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info joked, if he dared to stop. He will definitely be stripped naked by the gang behind him, and everything that can be exchanged for money, including underwear, will not be left for him!
The little gangsters behind Ou Yangming were already tired and out of breath. I thought it would be a simple job to collect the bills, but who would have thought that this grandson would be so capable of running! After chasing the grandson in front of him, he was afraid that it would be ten streets, but he was stunned and didn't even breathe. And these brothers are tired of becoming dogs!
"Ou Yangming! The monk who can run can't run the temple, and we squat at the door of your house every day. Let's see where you can go! After saying that, the thugs behind him stopped, and they all held their knees and panted vigorously.
Gradually, Ou Yangming had run out of their sight and disappeared. In a small alley, Ou Yangming leaned against the wall, panting heavily. was chased for ten streets, and it would be a lie to say that he was not tired.
"Finally got rid of those grandsons! But there's no going back, Made! Why is it so unlucky? I just encountered this kind of thing, and the first person in history to be collected for debts is probably me, right? Shame on the seniors! ”
That's right, Ou Yangming is a traverser. When I was watching a movie at home, I fell asleep in a daze. When he opened his eyes, he realized that he had actually crossed over. He jumped and jumped excitedly, making the landlord think that he was an evil spirit, and invited a Taoist priest to exorcise evil spirits for him. It took Ou Yangming a long time to bluff the landlord and the Taoist priest out. After sending them away, Ou Yangming used several methods to summon his golden finger.
"System! System: Where are you? Come out, I'm going to do the task! ”
"Is there an old man? Carry-on? ”
"Do I have a carry-on space?"
"The necklace and ring are dripping blood, but it's useless?"
In the end, Ou Yangming reluctantly found that he didn't have the so-called golden finger at all! It's just that there is no golden finger, the most important thing is that the original owner of this body left him a lot of debts before being taken away by Ou Yangming! It's lazy to do, and it's gambling money! Because of the so-called "flirting" sister-in-law, she took some soft sister coins that were not rich, and she was kicked out of the house. Now there's a pile of debts behind his ass, and he really wants to shout "FUCK!" "Let go of your troubles! The only thing that can be regarded as a welfare is that the original owner of the body is also called Ou Yangming, of course, if this is also a welfare.
Before he could think of what to do next, there was a bang on the door of the room.
"Open the door! Open the door! Ou Yangming! I know you're in there, and the Taoist priest just now said that he came to exorcise evil spirits for you! I don't care which evil you fall into, you have to pay back today! Otherwise, I'll leave you with both hands and let me take them back to you!" ”
Hearing the shouts outside the door, he immediately picked up the table leg in the room and locked the door. I turned around and went straight to the window, opened the window and looked at the height. Fortunately, it's only the second floor, if this floor is on the top, I'm afraid he will really have to leave two hands today, and let the debt collector outside the door go back to pay the errand. Then there was the scene at the beginning, he ran alone, and a group of people chased after him.
Ou Yangming leaned against the wall, recalling everything he had traveled through. He really wants to wear it back again, and what if he says it's okay to wear it and go to the pinnacle of life? He is now clearly on the road of no return in life, and he has a tendency to go farther and farther. Finally rested, he got up and was about to leave the place. But he felt that the light at the mouth of the alley was dim, and he looked up. Made! A group of gangsters with green dragons and white tigers tattooed on their bodies, and celebrity calligraphy and paintings blocked the mouth of the alley.
FUCK! It must be a debt collector again! Big brother, how many creditors did you leave me before you left? How do you collect the debts in batches?
Ou Yangming turned around and ran, just kidding! If you get caught, you can travel home in minutes? The thugs looked at Ou Yangming's figure and all smiled sinisterly. All the exits of this small alley were blocked by them. Catching him is the turtle in the urn, and the hand is caught. What are the words for TM?
Ou Yangming dared to swear that he had never run so the night when he solved the virgin body! He really moved left and right in the alley, walking like flying. Seeing that there were more and more pursuers behind him, he ran faster. He felt that he was now in 2100 AD, the Chinese version of The Flash! When he turned another alley, he found that there was a dead end in front of him! FUCK! Running too fast to stop! Just as Ou Yangming was about to hit the wall with his hands covering his head, the air in front of him was twisted, and Ou Yangming slammed into it.
A group of gangsters with tattoos of celebrities and paintings just turned into the dead end that Ou Yangming ran into, and found that Ou Yangming was gone.
"What about people? It's obviously a dead end in front of TM, why are people gone? ”
"Big brother, did he turn it over?"
"Who took him in? What are you doing with such an idiot? Don't see the 3-meter-high wall? Can a normal person turn it over? ”
"But you also said that there are no normal people?"
“FUCK! I ......"
Ou Yangming didn't know what was happening, and the inertia of his body continued to carry him forward. Then he tripped over the rocks under his feet and fell into.
"Oops!"
Ou Yangming stood up, spit out the dirt and grass roots in his mouth, and looked at the wild weeds and lush trees around him. Puzzled, he said, "What's the situation?" Am I not about to hit the wall? Where is this? How did I suddenly end up in this middle of nowhere? He looked up at the sun, and it was estimated that it was 1 or 2 o'clock in the afternoon.
"What should you do if you encounter any beast in this wilderness? With my body, I'm afraid it's enough for them to stuff their teeth! ”
Ou Yangming wandered around the forest, there was no endless road, and soon he found a path. Save! Where there is a road, there must be people, and as long as you follow the road, you will be saved. Then you don't have to worry about being taken away by wild beasts! He walked for about half an hour before he found Cui Yan in front of him. Ou Yangming, who was overjoyed, accelerated again, 10 minutes later. He saw a... Well, this should be Yizhuang! In the movie, he saw that there was a place to stay for the corpse chasers, or to park the dead. But in this era, there is still a Yizhuang?
Ou Yangming didn't think too much, pushed the door and went in and shouted, "Is there anyone?" I'm asking for directions! After entering Yizhuang, Ou Yangming saw the vegetable patch and chicken coop in the courtyard. He didn't care why Yizhuang had a vegetable patch and a chicken coop, so he went straight to the main hall. As soon as he stepped into the main hall, he heard a loud voice: "Who?" Then came out from behind the screen in the lobby, an old and ugly man, and a decrepit look. Ou Yangming took a look at it and thought to himself, "Why is it so familiar?" The guy with a decrepit look also saw Ou Yangming, although he was surprised by his clothes. But he still arched his hand and asked with a smile, "Sir, do you have anything to do?" Someone dead in the house? After Ou Yangming listened to his words, he really wanted to go up and slap him in a big mouth. Your family is dead! But after all, there is something to ask for, and you may have to spend the night today. I had to smile reluctantly and said, "I'm here to ask for directions!" Spend the night by the way! After listening to what Ou Yangming said, the decrepit man shouted to the back hall: "Master, there is someone to ask for directions!" By the way, I want to spend the night, you come out and take a look! ”
After he shouted these words, a sentence came from the back hall: "Got it! Go back and cook, I'll come over here. "The voice is very thick and majestic.
After Ou Yangming heard this, he felt that this voice was even more familiar. But he couldn't think of anything, it was obviously a layer of window paper, but he couldn't break it.
After a while, a middle-aged man appeared in front of Ou Yangming, wearing a black linen robe, with a calm face and a serious but neutral expression.
When Ou Yangming saw him, he shouted, "Uncle Ying!?" ”
In front of him is Uncle Ying, so isn't the declining man just now a literary talent? No wonder it looks like it's decaying!