Chapter 311: Sure enough, it's my own mother
"Don't give me this set for my mother, I won't eat your set yet, you just say if you want to come back, in a word." Mother Jiang is still old and spicy, so she won't fall for this smart little thing.
Jiang Keke swallowed.
"Want to hear the truth?"
"Nonsense."
"I won't talk nonsense, but, my dear queen mother, your daughter has finally managed to keep the clouds open and see the moon, can't you fulfill me? Let me spend the night outside tonight, don't worry, Brother Xiao En is not the kind of person you said, we are already sleeping together...."Jiang Keke instantly found that he had missed his mouth, and he was so frightened that he quickly covered his lips.
Nima, it's over, she didn't go home last night, and that night she slept with Brother Xiao En, she went home and asked Sister Mu to help tell a big lie, but now she leaked her mouth.
Jiang Keke instantly wanted to kill himself.
Mother Jiang's eyes on the other end of the phone bulged, and the hand holding the mobile phone trembled.
"You little thing, what do you say? Yes? Did you sleep with Lin Peien? Ouch, I'm not alive anymore, why did I, Lan Shuyue, give birth to such a little thing who doesn't fight and doesn't abide by women's morals, ouch, I have high blood pressure, I have heart disease. Mother Jiang was instantly angry.
Jiang Keke puffed up his eyes.
I'll go, when did she say what happened to her and Little Enge? She didn't finish her words, okay? Was she going to say that they had slept together, and that nothing had happened?
"Can you listen to me! Really, why don't you say that you have a gynecological disease, high blood pressure, and heart disease. Jiang Keke rolled his eyes and said.
"Tell me, did he tell you anything after you had sex? Also, did you take the medicine after the fact? Ah, puppy thing, you're going to be angry with the old lady! ”
Jiang Keke's face is loveless.
"Lan Shuyue, shut up, do you want to listen to me?" Jiang Keke was so anxious that he wanted to hit someone.
"You say a hammer, you are a big girl with yellow flowers, it's gone, what else do you say? Who will buy this order? No, I want to ask Lin Ziheng for an explanation, he is not right on the beam and crooked on the bottom, he played with a woman by himself, and let his wife kill herself, not to mention, his son is the same as Lao Tzu, and he also slept with my girl, and I don't live anymore. ”
Jiang Keke cried and laughed, and tears came out.
Ma Dan, this is really my mother, an indiscriminate mother.
"You listen to me, Brother Xiao En didn't sleep with me, we didn't have anything to do, at most we kissed a little mouth, do you think Brother Xiao En is the kind of person you think, and, even if it..... Even if I did have a relationship with him, I would do it voluntarily. Jiang Keke said very seriously.
Mother Jiang was stunned when she heard this.
"What's wrong? Stupid?" Jiang Keke asked her mother, who was instantly silent on the other end of the phone.
"You didn't lie to me?"
"And I'm a little sorry." Jiang Keke bit his lip and said.
Perhaps, if Xiao Enge really had a relationship with her, she will not regret it.
"You shameless little thing, a girl's family, you are not ashamed to say such things?" Mother Jiang was so angry that her neck hurt.
"Hehe, the shameless little thing is not born of the shameless old thing." Jiang Keke looked like a little ruffian and said with a smile.
Mother Jiang sat in the living room, so angry that she lifted her feet in slippers and prepared to smash them at the TV.
Father Jiang puffed out his eyes and hurriedly hugged her legs.
"Wife, meditate, biological, biological, follow me, follow me, don't be angry."
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