92: Pig spokesperson
The best thing is light,
The sun is just right, the breeze is not dry, and the people you like are around
Sitting with her, whispering.
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A person's life is always bound to have ups and downs. It won't be like the rising sun forever, and it won't be painful forever. Repeatedly floating and sinking, for a person, is the grinding. Therefore, he who floats on it does not need to be proud; If you sink underneath, you don't need to be pessimistic.
In the mix. In the egg kee beef noodle restaurant, the eyes of the guests who were eating were attracted by the two big men.
In today's society, now is the era of imitation shows, whether it is a man or a woman, a child or an old man, if you are serious and practical, you can find out a little from their appearance, and there are so many similarities with celebrities and stars in society.
These two men are also very normal, the relationship is not so complicated, there is no spicy eye action, and there is no disgusting relationship between men and men that people imagine, such as attacking or receiving something or something.
I didn't wear fancy clothes or lights. Slide. Slipping away is wearing a pair of colorful little panties or strange tattoos all over the body, and there is some inexplicable current performance art to attract people's attention.
But now these two big men, one fat and one thin, are indeed attracting people's attention, of course, this is not intentional, but only formed unintentionally, I can't blame the two of them, this is also a helpless thing, some people are born with the aura of the protagonist, and they can't attract people's attention.
I don't know if the noodles in this beef restaurant are too delicious or if they are reincarnated by starving ghosts, they are so delicious, there are already five large bowls piled up on their tables, and at this moment, they are not sitting there resting after eating the noodles, but continuing to 'fight'.
It is an asymmetrical 'war', a one-sided battle, the noodles and the beef are so powerless that they have been wiped out, and they can't escape the sad fate.
"Smack!"
The two big men who eat noodles, like twin brothers, seem to have a good understanding and a sense of heart, and put down the chopsticks in their hands synchronously.
"Wow! Multiply! Multiply! ”
After putting down the chopsticks synchronously, there didn't seem to be much pause in the middle, and there was quite a tacit understanding with the cooperation, so he directly picked up the big bowl and drank the soup again.
The people who were eating in the restaurant were stunned by their actions, and their mouths opened wide in amazement, as if they had forgotten their hunger, and the beef noodles they ordered were already cold, and they actually forgot to eat them, probably because they were scared to be full.
There was a little girl of about four or five years old, who broke the silence in the dining room and said what she was thinking, and thundered everyone down, but it did not affect the two men who were eating noodles with great interest, and they were still like that.
"Mom, now I can be very sure that the two of them are definitely not human, or two pigs are sperm, so that I can explain why they are so edible."
The little girl's mother quickly covered her mouth and didn't let her continue, God knows what else she could say.
The restaurant was quiet, and everyone was so frightened that they watched silently, the two big men in front of them, and the little girl's mother were also like this, maybe she would think that these two people must have practiced, otherwise how could they be so unpalatable, so that they could write clearly.
"My little ancestor!" The little girl's mother hurriedly said to her: "Don't talk about it, don't disturb the meal time of the two uncles, they are only replenishing energy, fighting against the bad guys, protecting the peace of the universe and the peace of the world." ”
"So that's the case, then I understand, it turns out that they are not two pigs, but giants who fight monsters!"
The little girl's innocent answer and innocent thoughts, like a thunderbolt, once again split the diner, and the little girl's mother was frightened again, my little ancestor! What is she talking about, isn't this looking for a fight?
Just prayed in my heart, hoping that these two big men who could eat well, under their rude appearance, did have a gentle heart in their bodies, or their ears were not very good, which was equivalent to a deaf person, who only knew how to eat, eat, eat, or eat, eat, eat, and could not hear anything.
After drinking all the soup, the two of them put it in a large bowl again.
"Brother Dong, this noodle is so delicious, I can eat another bowl."
"Eat what you want, hurry up and get some! What are you doing with so much nonsense, you have the strength to talk nonsense, it's better to save some energy and wait for a few more bowls, and by the way, help me order another bowl. ”
"Okay! Got it! I see! Brother Dong, waiter! Serve us two more bowls of beef noodles with ingredients. ”
It turned out that these two foodies were Song Dongye and Feitian.
The diners were frightened again, they haven't eaten yet, this world is really full of wonders, the prince of big stomachs really exists, he is really lucky, he actually saw the living one today, and he can have bragging capital when he goes back.
Hearing that Song Dongye and they started ordering food again, the little girl's mother was relieved, it was really good luck, although the prayer in her heart was effective, the two strange big men in front of them really only had food in their eyes, and everything else was left behind.
This time it was a safe time, I was worried in vain, after I went back today, I must explain my daughter well, don't talk nonsense, and when it's bad, if you encounter those scum, you may have to pay the price, and it's too late to cry when the time comes.
In the end, Song Dongye and Feitian actually eliminated ten bowls of beef noodles with ingredients, which alarmed the owners of the beef noodle restaurant, and they were also very curious, what kind of monster is it, it can be eaten so much, if there are such people who can eat noodles every day, then it is really developed.
Without saying a word, I hurried over from somewhere else to see what these two monsters looked like, and when I got to the store, I saw that they were actually such a happy two, one fat and one thin really had an image, if I could invite them to be the spokesperson of my store, it would really be great.
Or because they were too full to eat, Song Dongye and Feitian couldn't stand up, and they were embarrassed all of a sudden, and the owner of the beef noodle restaurant was also a person with an eye, and he also saw this situation.
So he took out the treasured tea and moved out the tea set, came to the table of Song Dongye and Feitian, and introduced himself very politely: "Two brothers, I am the owner of this noodle restaurant, and I have a feeling of seeing you, you are too full, or we drink tea, then you can consume food." ”
"Thank you!"
"Thank you!"
"Great!"
"You're welcome!"
"We're all brothers, what are you talking about?"
"It's all as it should be, and it's too much to talk about it."
How can you refuse this kind of thing? The boss of the family is kind-hearted, so the three men chatted all over the world, as long as the man meets someone with the same personality, the topic can always be special.
Later, chatting and chatting, before I knew it, it was dark, and the meal arrived again, and the owner of the beef noodle restaurant was too enthusiastic, and invited Song Dongye and Feitian to dinner, and they still ate beef noodles with ingredients.
This time, because of the boss's instructions, there is more noodles and more beef, and the food makes Song Dongye and Feitian addicted, and there is nothing more enjoyable in life than this, it is simply cool, don't want it.
This time, the amount said was not so exaggerated, it was only half less than before, and Song Dongye only ate two bowls, and Feitian people had more than one bowl of fat and delicious appetite.
When he was about to leave Song Dongye to pay the bill, he was rejected by the boss, he said that they are all brothers in the world, since they are brothers, they can eat a bowl of noodles in his shop, which is a great face for him, how can he collect money from his brothers?
This is really a bit of a surprise, Song Dongye has a little illusion of wanting to cry, Feitian seems to have this kind of feeling, it is really a good person who has a good reward, God is still fair, it is a good person who has to give a little compensation after all.
The owner of the beef noodle restaurant is also surnamed Song, and Song Dongye may have been a family five hundred years ago, and the big name is Song Gongming, after hearing this name, Song Dongye and Feitian almost lost control and squirted out the beef noodles they had just eaten. This person is really strange, there are really no wonders in the world, the name of the beef noodle restaurant is strange, it is called 'old. Mix. Egg' beef noodle restaurant.
As the name suggests, no wonder Boss Song, Kan Dashan is so awesome, he is in his forties, so charming, he was so impressed by Song Dongye and Feitian, and he almost knelt and kowtowed to his eldest brother.
Song Dongye and Feitian glanced at each other, and wanted to ask, whether Boss Song was the time-traveler written in the novel, who traveled from the Song Dynasty to the modern day, where are his one hundred and eight brothers, and whether they came together in a group.
It's a pity.,It's not familiar to the extent that you and my brother don't distinguish between you.,After all, I just met today.,Some things can be said.,Some things can't be said.,If people are disgusted.,It's too embarrassing.,So I didn't ask.,If you have the next chance.,After contacting a few more times.,It's okay to ask in the form of a joke.。
"Brother go slowly, welcome to come again next time, my brother is very much looking forward to it, when I come to my store, I will be in that old 'mix. Egg's beef noodle restaurant eats noodles, call my brother, and I will rush over immediately, and bring my younger siblings and children with me when the time comes. ”
When it was completely dark, when Song Dongye and Feitian were about to go home, Song Citizen enthusiastically sent them out, very much hoping that they could come again next time, and it was best to come over with the whole family, which was something that could not be desired.