139: Master of gastronomy
The poor take a bath, the rich brainwash.
Cattle plough the fields for a lifetime, and no field is for cattle, and they work for a lifetime, and no career is their own.
In this society, diligent feet can never catch up with the wisdom of the brain, do the right thing to win a game, and win a lifetime with the right person.
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I'm used to it, don't you think it's weird? Steady as Mount Tai, everything is business as usual, but these two children are really funny, their parents must also be 'deeply affected', it is not a matter for children to be too smart, and it must be very troublesome, for example, it must not be easy to cheat them out of their New Year's money during the New Year.
"You two children, you're too anxious, aren't you? But this is an advantage, when you grow up, you must be a gourmet, and you all have this potential and talent, otherwise how can you be so eager to eat? Because children of your age generally have the impression that they like toys and don't care about eating them. ”
"Is it true? Do I really have this potential and talent? It's so good, how could I not have thought of it? I will definitely work hard to become a foodie when I grow up and eat all over the world. ”
"Me too, when I grow up, I want to be a gourmet, I heard that after children have goals, they have to work harder, so in the future, I want to take practical actions to perform, to be a special child who can eat, my goal is more ambitious, not only to become a gourmet, but also to become a chef with superb cooking skills, not only to eat, taste but also to do, to be an all-round top foodie."
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Scold! Scold! Scold! Scold!
All the people burst into laughter, it's really funny, today's children, really don't know how to talk about them, their thinking is really active, it's too whimsical, but just eat one meal, you can find the goal of life.
I don't know how long they can hold on to this goal, whether it will be a few days later, when they see others painting, they will be interested again, whether they will be artists again, or they will see people playing with mud, it will be so interesting, so fun, and they will be sculptors again.
Adults don't understand the world of children, and the same is true, the world of adults, children don't care, because the generation gap is too deep, otherwise there won't be so many bear children who don't listen to adults, and adults will also break their hearts for children.
"What are you laughing at? Is there anything funny? Did we just say the wrong thing? Can't children have ideals? Don't you usually like to eat? When you grow up, I will take you to eat delicious food, but then I am afraid that you will have lost all your teeth, and you will become a toothless bad old man and old woman. ”
"That's right! I was also worried, I remember my dad often forgot to brush his teeth, and I was really worried that when I grew up to be a master chef and a master of the food world, and my dad and my mom, what if they lost their teeth? Isn't that a place where heroes are useless? I can only make spicy tofu for them to taste every day. ”
"Shut up, shut your mouth, can you pat the fart don't shoot so obviously, even if you want to pat the fart, it's okay to shoot it so obviously, I'm your father, you are ready to continue to pit your father, do I owe you in my life?
Even if I owe you, I admit it, but can I not have something to do? It's very habitual to take your father and me out and brush it, when did I stop brushing my teeth, which of your eyes saw it? Is it the left or right eye? Or the farts below. Eye?
Are you looking for a beating? I'm your father, I want to beat you but it's no one to negotiate, it's only right for Lao Tzu to beat his son, not to mention that you are purely ridiculing your father, your reasons are just right, no one can say anything about me? ”
Feitian is really angry, he is about to vomit blood, this kind of life can't go on, he is extremely angry in his heart, if he is like this all his life, if he continues to live, he may not survive the day when he is upgraded to become a grandfather, he will be angry with Xiao Mao, and he will say goodbye to this world of flowers forever.
So he slapped the table uncontrollably and stood up, and said loudly, who is this messing with? Is it this life or the previous life, what kind of sin has been created? Although he will suffer such retribution, don't you just want to be a qualified melon-eating crowd quietly? But his own son just didn't let go of himself, and the old Wang next door was ridiculous and addicted.
"You, sit down for me, say what's wrong with you, he's still a child, a kindergarten child, not even a primary school student, why are you so excited? The upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked, I am not angry, why are you angry?
Besides, you can't blame him for everything, today you yourself were slapped in the face like this, more than 70% of you have to blame yourself, don't lead by example, don't talk in front of the child without going through your head, say whatever you want, say the good and the bad, don't pay attention to the image at all, can you blame the child for everything? ”
"I'm ......!"
All the people,Without warning,Suddenly angry Feitian was taken aback.,A year later,It's a second to react.,So that's it.,It's really sad.,It's really sad to be able to mix up to this point.,It can also be said that it's really a failure to the end.,But now the status in the family is not very high.。
The old face has been pasted on the ground, and I can't get the sympathy of others, especially the support of my wife, but I was scared, and I was helpless, I couldn't say a word, think about it, my wife seems to be right, my own reason is really the majority, and I have to pay attention to it in the future, otherwise the child is really going to learn badly.
If that's really the case, it's going to be a headache, but you can't let him go so cheaply, and when his mother is away, you have to teach him a good lesson, don't respect the price of loving the old, and ridicule the old dad is cool, but he has to use the pain of the flesh to pay off the debt.
Otherwise, the majesty of being a father will be over, so let him be proud first, right? A good man doesn't suffer immediate losses, it's good to have a backer, a child with a mother is a treasure, and there will be opportunities in the future, so after our Feitian figured everything out, he was not angry and sat down silently.
"Mom, Daddy, why is he angry all of a sudden? I didn't provoke him, so why should he be angry? Did I say the wrong thing? What's wrong? Can you tell me why he's so weird? I'm a little scared, could he be trying to hit me? Why do I feel this way? ”
The co-author has reached this time, our innocent little Mao classmate, I don't know why his father is angry, but it is really childlike and innocent, this kind of character seems to be the same as his father, and it is really biological.
It's like a fish.,Only three seconds of memory.,I forgot what I said.,Anyway, after the crackling words.,The main meaning is remembered.,Everything else is not important.,Love what's going on.,Anyway, I just don't know.,Who has patience with me?
"I'm ......!"
Chest tightness, almost out of breath, it seems that the sunlight outside the window is particularly dazzling, everywhere the eyes look, there are bright shiny, this must be a hallucination, Feitian was completely knocked down by his son, he was angry just now, and his son with big nerves knew that he was patting Situ Junwen's sycophant, and he didn't hear anything outside the window, and he didn't know why his father was angry, and he felt inexplicable.
"It's okay, it's your business, it's your father's problem, he is full of food, just now, maybe, maybe he brought his own little bee to sting or brought some unknown insect to bite, so he would make such a fuss, so you don't care about anything.
Continue to ask your sister Xiao Li, listen to her introduce the special food of our store, don't be like your father, you know how to eat every day, and then you don't know how much meat you eat, how much meat you eat? Now fat is like a cow, and a pig standing next to him feels too thin.
O my son! In the future, you have to exercise when you are full, and you have a slender figure to be able to marry a beautiful wife, you must remember, remember, important things, my mother has said it three times, look at your father's current body shape, you can prove that what your mother said is correct, once your father was also a handsome guy, and now it is a piece of shit. ”
"Got it, Mom, I will definitely keep your words in mind, I will definitely maintain a good figure, even if the body is about to be deformed, you have to wait until you marry your wife to become a father, and it is not too late to deform the body, anyway, the goal has been achieved, it doesn't matter! If you're wide and fat, it's okay to be happy, and it's okay to be like your dad at that time. ”
"Son! Your words are very beautiful, they have spoken to my heart, what you said is so right, it makes sense, I am optimistic about you, Dad will support you for a lifetime, I ......! ”
"What are you? Shut your mouth, right? Can you stop talking? I'm a little hungry now, and I can eat again, can you let your son sigh after asking, is it a stinky problem again?
Like your son, he is so old, and he is still a child who has not grown up, and he wants to be an old naughty boy, right? Be principled? Can you hold on a few more seconds? As soon as a member changes his mind, is this habit good? ”
Unintentionally, maybe God suddenly opened his eyes and saw our Feitian classmates, who was so pitiful, send a heart of compassion, and also surprise him, let Xiao Mao pass by, you praise him, you can't let him be too sad all the time, where would you think? I was happy for a while, but I was even more sad, and I was scolded by my wife again.
"Son, don't pay attention to your father, don't let him be affected, eating is the most important thing, we will have the strength to exercise when we are full, and the body will grow taller after exercising, no matter how handsome the person is, if the height is not enough, it is also a defective cripple, hurry up and ask your sister Xiao Li?"
At this time, in this small box, if it is compared to a stage, the performances on the stage are all from Feitian and their family of three, you come and answer me, it is really exciting, there should be applause here, but think about it or forget it, right? Or give it to them later, right? Otherwise, it will become embarrassing!