Chapter 493: The City Routine is Deep, I Want to Go Back to the Countryside! [1 update]
Coming out of the jade slip and the class was already over, Pan Xiaoxian walked out of the grove and came to the classroom, in order to avoid causing a riot and causing unnecessary stampedes, Brother Donkey entered through the back door and quietly came to his seat. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
But he far underestimated his influence, if he was every day, everyone would get used to it, but he was a rare time this semester, and after discovering him, it suddenly caused the effect of welcoming the road, with tires, big heads, and sluts leading the rhythm, and the whole class shouted in unison: "Believe in Brother Donkey, you have eternal life!" Believe in Brother Donkey, and you will have eternal life......"
I hate these red fruit patting sycophants the most, and they have no technical content, so Brother Donkey waved his hand angrily: "Be louder, I can't hear it!" ā
The cry of "Brother Believe in Donkey and Get Eternal Life" caused a sensation in the entire teaching building, and the sound soared into the sky and lasted for a long time......
The students were so enthusiastic! Brother Donkey sat in his seat in shame, alas, it was difficult to be gracious......
Wait a minute! Who is this beautiful woman sitting next to me with smooth black hair and a beautiful face, wearing pajamas, carrying a pillow behind her back, and stepping on wooden slippers at her feet? Brother Donkey blinked his eyes and looked at his table mates inexplicably.
It stands to reason that Ning Yu is still in the Ning family, Tang Yu is still in the Tang family, this seat should be empty, but he has only been gone for a few days, and there is a beautiful woman at the same table, Pan Xiaoxian looked at her carefully, and saw that although she was also black hair, black eyes and yellow skin, she exuded a strong aura of "I am crooked nuts" all over her body......
One is that her hairstyle is a hairstyle called Ji Hairstyle, which was popular many years ago, and it is also a standard three-knife flat, with the bangs on her forehead and her eyebrows neatly trimmed, but the temples on both sides are also neatly trimmed to the chin position, and there is long straight hair behind the back. This kind of hairstyle is indeed rare now, but the ancient kimono she wears is even rarer, with the large sleeves of the robe printed with pink cherry blossoms and her small feet stepping on clogs only in white cotton socks, giving people the feeling of a beauty who came out of a Toei-style costume film.
Pan Xiaoxian suddenly felt that someone had stabbed him twice in the back, and when he turned around, he was facing the lewd face of the tire, and the tire squeezed his eyebrows and said: "Brother Donkey, this is the newly transferred Dongying beauty, the new class flower of our class, how is it?" Punctual right? Don't talk about it, brother first as a respect! ā
"Make up hooligans! I know how to masturbate all day long! The slut at the same table of tires squeezed over and smiled flatteringly at Pan Xiaoxian: "Brother Donkey, why don't we change seats?" You have a goddess, and the brothers still rely on the help of the five girls! ā
At this moment, the Dongying beauty suddenly turned her head and glared at the tire and the slut with undisguised disgust.
The tires and sluts suddenly withered, they are typical "invincible spicy chickens", the kind of people who have a thief's heart but no guts.
"You may not believe it, I don't know them at all!" Brother Donkey drew a clear line with the two friends in a dignified manner, and then stretched out a donkey's hoof to the Dongying beauty with a smile: "Hello classmates, I am your tablemate Pan Xiaoxian!" ā
Dongying beauty looked at him suspiciously, then at the tires and sluts, and finally her eyes fell on him, naturally revealing a gentle and graceful temperament, she did not shake hands with Pan Xiaoxian, but bowed her head slightly and said politely and politely: "Hello Xiaoxianjun, my name is Kujou Yingji, I am a new transfer student, please take care of me!" ā
"Nine eagle chickens?" Tire and slut looked at each other: "Is it an eagle or a chicken?" ā
The Dongying beauty Kujou Hideki suddenly looked at them angrily, and the tire and the slut decisively lowered their heads and pretended to be transparent.
"You're welcome." Pan Xiaoxian said with a smile, and at this time, the familiar footsteps of "oh oh" came in a hurry.
You don't need to look at Pan Xiaoxian to know that there is no one who can step on high heels with this sound effect except Mrs. Zhan.
Mrs. Zhan walked into the classroom, habitually glanced at Pan Xiaoxian first, this is her proud disciple, the blue is better than the blue, but unfortunately it is not in tune, she skipped school for a month at the beginning of school, and finally came to school and got into a relationship with others.
Fortunately, Tang Yu has already taken a leave of absence, and he will not have any contact with Pan Xiaoxian in the future. was able to save Pan Xiaoxian, a runaway boy, and Mrs. Zhan felt very relieved.
Suddenly, the murderous aura of Old Lady Zhan's body eased a lot, and she stood on the podium and shouted: "Go to class!" ā
Under the command of the class leader, Hei Niu, the whole class stood up and sat down, and then the class began, and Mrs. Zhan continued to talk about her alien biology class.
āā¦ā¦ At present, the most powerful insect beast known on the earth is infinitely close to level 30 life, and the most eye-catching of them is undoubtedly the [Insect Dragon], which is a terrifying creature mutated from the Komodo dragon, with an average body length of more than thirty meters......" Old Lady Zhan told in a colorful voice, while displaying the image of the insect dragon on the virtual large light screen.
Pan Xiaoxian suddenly felt a faint fragrance approaching beside him, and only heard the small voice of Jiujo Yingji: "Xiao Xianjun, excuse me, because I just transferred to another school, I haven't taken any classes before, can I borrow your study notes?" Aunt Aliado Dog Miscellaneous Dead! ā
It's embarrassing! Brother Donkey smiled dryly and showed his textbook and notebook to Kujou Eihime, and the snow was spotless: "To be honest, I haven't taken as many classes as you this semester, so I really can't help you." ā
Kujou Eihime was a little disappointed, but still said earnestly: "It's okay, although I didn't borrow it, I still have to tell you that Aunt Aliado is dead!" ā
"You don't have to be so polite...... the corners of Donkey's mouth twitched twice concealedly, and he always felt as if he was being scolded by you pointing his nose, and it was twice......
"It's a necessary etiquette!" Kujou Hideki blinked her eyes wide, "It's rude to not thank someone for their help!" ā
āā¦ā¦ Is it? As soon as Pan Xiaoxian said these two words, he suddenly heard a roar from the podium: "Pan Xiaoxian!" Kujo Hideki! ā
Mrs. Zhan finally couldn't bear it anymore, Pan Xiaoxian was dirty! What the hell are you here for? Either it's a base, if you don't do it, you'll flirt with your sister, if the old lady doesn't care anymore, are you going to openly "snap" in class!
Uncle can endure aunt can't bear it, old lady Zhan waved her big hand and pointed out the door: "Get out!" ā
"Huh?" Brother Donkey was stunned for a moment, wouldn't you, come again? Teacher, your menopause is really a bit long!
"It seems that you haven't learned your lesson last time you went out to the penalty station!" Old Mrs. Zhan scolded mercilessly: "Get out of the way and get out of the door to the punishment station!" ā
Pan Xiaoxian had no choice but to get up and walk out honestly, Jiujo Yingji blushed and lowered her head, and the clogs followed Pan Xiaoxian with small steps "Da Da Da" and trotted all the way, the slender figure and gentle style made the cattle slightly stiff to show respect.
Standing at the door of the classroom, Kujou Yingji's little face turned red, and she bowed to Pan Xiaoxian in a panic and bowed again: "Su code!" It's all my fault, I shouldn't have talked to you in class! Su cipher thiography! ā
"Ah, that's okay." Pan Xiaoxian waved his hand casually, turned around and walked towards the staircase, of course he couldn't stand at the door, and when the time came, he would recruit the old lady Zhan, so he decided to go out and hang around for the sake of the old lady Zhan.
Last time I was with Tang Yu, with the relationship between the two, of course Pan Xiaoxian wanted to pull him along. But Kujou Yingji has just met, so she doesn't have to worry about her recruiting old lady Zhan, of course Pan Xiaoxian won't pull her.
But Pan Xiaoxian didn't want to take her, but Jiujo Yingji followed by herself, she stepped on small broken steps in a panic, and trotted "Da Da Da" to catch up: "Xiao Xianjun, where are you going?" Didn't the teacher tell us to stand outside the door? ā
āā¦ā¦ yes, am I not outside the door right now? Pan Xiaoxian smiled and gave a very reasonable and logical explanation.
"Nani ......" Kujou Eiki glanced back at the classroom door with a confused expression, as if ...... There's nothing wrong with that!
Without looking back, Pan Xiaoxian walked all the way to the small forest where he met Ning Yu when he was cultivating, preparing to be alone and quiet.
"Da ......" Kujou Hideki stepped on the clogs in white cotton socks, and chased after him with small trotting steps: "Xiao Xianjun, wait for me ......"
Therefore, it is really annoying to say that the appearance is high, and there will always be countless beauties who have no skin and no face to stick upside down, and they can't get rid of it! Brother Donkey sighed melancholy: "Kujou-san, don't chase it, we won't have results!" ā
"Aray?" Kujou Hideki was stunned for a moment, and then covered her mouth and smiled: "Xiao Xianjun, maybe there is some misunderstanding between us, in fact, I just think it's boring to stand there alone, by the way, the scenery here is very good, it doesn't look like the kind of one-year rapid forest outside, it should be pure natural, how did you find here?" ā
"Follow the feeling, hold the hand of the dream......" Brother Donkey replied to her with a classic old song from more than a hundred years ago.
"Xiao Xianjun is so funny!" Kujou Hideki was very gentle and ladylike and smiled, but at this moment, there was a sudden "whoosh", and a shuriken burst through the air like lightning, and the target was actually at Kujou Hideji's chest!
"Ahh
Seeing the three Dongying ninjas jumping out from behind the tree, Brother Donkey couldn't help but sigh with deep feelings: The city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside!