Chapter 441: The Old Man Is So Witty! [2 more]
"Cousin, although I deliberately followed you because I knew that you came to the Five Poisons Sect with great fanfare, if this news really spreads, you will be in big trouble!" Zhang Qingyun put his arm around Pan Xiaoxian's shoulders and said, through the communication of posture, the brothers quickly narrowed the distance, as the old driver Zhang Qingyun gave Pan Xiaoxian a help:
"Once the Shaolin Temple announces the matter, you will be hunted down by a steady stream of people in the righteous path of the rivers and lakes!
"Your identity in Shaolin Temple is much more tempting than that of your younger siblings, killing you will immediately make a name for yourself in the rivers and lakes!
"It doesn't matter if you subdue demons and eliminate demons, it doesn't matter if you're martial arts or not, you're like a piece of Tang monk meat now, everyone wants to take a bite!
"So the most important thing for us now is to block the news, don't worry about the Shaolin Temple, I will report it to grandpa, grandpa will deal with it, the Five Poisons Sect believes that you and your younger siblings can handle it, as long as the news doesn't get out, then everything is not a problem!"
"Thank you......" Pan Xiaoxian was scolded back by Zhang Qingyun as soon as he spoke: "Family, what do you tell me?" ”
Pan Xiaoxian smiled, although he couldn't go to see his mother's relatives, but he had already recognized this relative in his heart. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
There is no shortage of people in this world who are icing on the cake, only charcoal in the snow is the most precious!
Pan Xiaoxian will never forget that when he was dying, a cousin who had been sent to the door by himself stretched out his hand to pull him out of the abyss of depravity.
After separating from Pan Xiaoxian, Zhang Qingyun immediately rushed back to the place where he parked his supercar in the air, and after turning on the on-board safety system in the car, he dialed a preset number, and soon looked up in the front window to display Zhang Shenfei's image.
"Grandpa, grandpa! I met my cousin! Zhang Qingyun couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart and reported to his grandfather.
"What!" Mingjiao Sect Advocate Shenfei's face suddenly turned gloomy: "Xiaoyun, didn't I tell you that the time has not come?" ”
"No, grandpa, it's a big deal!" Zhang Qingyun hurriedly explained to Zhang Shenfei: "Didn't my cousin come from the Shaolin Temple to teach the Five Poisons, I happened to be nearby and drove with me, but I didn't expect a big deal, Bala Bala Bala ......"
After listening to Zhang Qingyun, Zhang Shenfei couldn't help but scold: "It's all to blame on that bastard!" If the old man catches him, the old man will definitely make him regret being born in this world! ”
He looks like he is only in his thirties and calls himself an "old man", which really gives people a strong sense of disobedience, but his grandchildren are so old, and there seems to be nothing wrong with calling himself an old man. However, he didn't realize that he had invisibly become the most senior person on this planet - Pan Xiaoxian was his grandson, the Shaolin abbot became his son and nephew, and Tang Xian'er, the grandmother of the Tang family, became his granddaughter-in-law......
After scolding, Zhang Shenfei finally felt more comfortable, and said to Zhang Qingyun: "The old man over there in Shaolin Temple will deal with it, you should rush to the Five Poisons Sect immediately, and the old man will send the four gates of heaven and earth to listen to your dispatch, if you dare to have the slightest rumor on the rivers and lakes, the old man will not leave the five poisons to teach chickens and dogs!" ”
Zhang Shenfei made the decision to wipe out the Five Poisons Sect without hesitation, and Zhang Qingyun was not surprised at all, this is the style of Mingjiao, although the six major factions in China are led by Shaolin and Wudang, but the most domineering on the rivers and lakes is the Mingjiao, which ranks third!
"Yes! Grandfather! Zhang Qingyun received the order, immediately started the aerial supercar, and drove in the direction of the Five Poisons Sect.
Zhang Shenfei hung up the communication with Zhang Qingyun here, and immediately dialed a number with the communication watch, and soon it was connected, and what appeared on the virtual light screen was the Shaolin abbot who was full of wrinkles and a snow-white beard that dragged all the way to the navel.
"Ami Tofu ......" The enlightened abbot folded his hands: "Sect Leader Zhang has always been doing nothing without touching high-voltage electricity, I don't know what to do with the old man?" ”
"Master Abbot, this seat has something to ask for!" Zhang Shenfei was worried about his grandson, and he was afraid that something would change later, so he avoided all greetings, temptations, and routines, and said straightforwardly: "Your newly closed disciple Pan Xiaoxian is my long-lost grandson!"
"He quit Shaolin for a demon girl, but he was confused for a while, and I will make amends to you on his behalf! Please raise your noble hand and let go of my grandson, this seat owes you a great favor, if you can get Mingjiao in the future, Mingjiao will definitely obey the dispatch! ”
Zhang Shenfei thought about this matter too seriously, and in fact it was also very serious. If there was no decree of that high monk, even if the Master of Enlightenment liked Pan Xiaoxian's apprentice, he could only deal with it impartially.
So as soon as Zhang Shenfei came up, he first showed his relationship with Pan Xiaoxian, and gave a very sincere promise, and even did not hesitate to bow his head to the Master of Enlightenment to make amends, he only hoped that the Master of Enlightenment could sell his old face, and also put pressure on the Master of Enlightenment in disguise.
The more conditions Pan Xiaoxian paid to the Enlightenment Master, the crazier he could do for Pan Xiaoxian.
The whole person of the Master of Enlightenment is Spartan, Zhang Shenfei turned out to be Pan Xiaoxian's grandfather?
It's not scientific!
Isn't Pan Xiaoxian a bear child who came out of the slums of the mountain city base? Why did he become Zhang Shenfei's grandson?
Ancestor, why didn't you explain it?
Well, in fact, it doesn't matter who Pan Xiaoxian is the grandson, none of this affects Lao Wei to accept him as a closed disciple of the lay family...... Wait a minute! Something doesn't seem right!
Master Ke Jin'er stroked two handfuls of snow-white beards, and suddenly remembered that Zhang Shenfei is Pan Xiaoxian's grandfather, and I am Pan Xiaoxian's master......
For no reason, the old man is a generation shorter than him! Gather together! If you knew that you should have let your true colors take him as a disciple...... No! Let the circle just close ...... No! The Master of Enlightenment glanced obscenely at the little novice who was waiting outside the door: He should let Wukong take him as an apprentice!
But Zhang Shenfei, isn't this a bamboo pole that he sent to the door? Don't knock on it, don't knock it! The Master of Enlightenment coughed dryly, his wrinkled eyelids drooped heavily, and he said lukewarmly, unhurriedly, and unhurriedly: "In this way, things are indeed not easy to handle......
Speaking of this, the master of enlightenment picked up the teacup in front of him, looked at the tea, and couldn't help but shake his head, as if he was very dissatisfied with the tea.
"Guangmingding's specialty 'Big Yellow Robe' tea is a masterpiece, and this seat will send someone to Shaolin today!" Seeing this, Zhang Shenfei immediately said.
"This is not very good, it is useless, and besides, drinking the rhubarb robe must be accompanied by a full set of 'Galaxy Blood' tea sets." The Master of Enlightenment shook his head and said, "There is only one set of Xinghe Overlord Blood tea sets in the entire earth, so forget it......"
"Master rest assured, within today, the rhubarb robe and the full set of Xinghe Baxue tea sets will definitely be served!" Zhang Shenfei said without hesitation.
"Hehe, then the old man will thank Sect Leader Zhang first!" The Master of Enlightenment put down the teacup with a smile: "It's just that this matter is very important, the old man has to think about it, hiss, I have been studying Buddhism recently, the old man is here, it hurts when I think about it......"
"The Ming Sect has a [Holy Fire Pill], and this seat will send someone to Shaolin today!" Zhang Shenfei's face did not change, and he promised directly.
The master of enlightenment is three points faster than the speed of his beard, the Holy Fire Pill is a holy product of Mingjiao, whether you have a cold, fever, Alzheimer's disease, or impotence, kidney deficiency, menstrual irregularities, even if you have corns, hemorrhoids or even any unspeakable hidden can be eradicated with a pill, compared to the Shaolin Temple's Da Xuan Dan The medicinal effect is a little worse, but a proper panacea, the kind that can cure any disease!
Zhang Shenfei was usually reluctant to eat such a good elixir, but today he took it out and took the initiative to give it away, and the master of enlightenment was terrified when he received the gift.
"Ami Tofu, saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter!" When the master of enlightenment saw it, he accepted it, and hurriedly folded his hands and said kindly: "It's amazing that he is Lao Gu's most beloved disciple, and his business is Lao Gao's business, Sect Master Zhang can rest assured, this busy Lao Gu has helped!" ”
Zhang Shenfei smiled and returned the salute: "The master of enlightenment is really merciful, and he understands the righteousness, this seat admires!" ”
cut off the communication, the master of enlightenment proudly stroked his snow-white beard: It's amazing, it's amazing, the old man gave you this unlucky child a black pot and wiped his buttocks, and there is nothing wrong with getting it back from your grandfather, right? What a witty old man!
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In the helm of the Five Poisons Sect, Yuan Gang had already left with the eighteen bronze people, but at this time, it was the four hall masters of the Five Poisons Branch Hall who were forcing the palace to the west.
"Sect Master of the Disaster West!" The hall master of the Jade Spider Hall turned around and raised his eyebrows with the other three hall masters, and said to the disaster without fear: "We support you as the sect leader, I don't know what reward you will give our brother?" This is from the dragon's work, you won't treat us badly, will you? Oh? ”
"Do you need to talk about that?" The hall master of the Divine Snake Hall sent an assist: "The leader of the Disaster West Sect is a bright person, and from now on, the Five Poison Divine Envoys will also serve as our concurrently serving as the envoy, right?" ”
"We have heard of the Five Poisons Secret Method for a long time, but it is a pity that He Tiexin refuses to share it. Sect Master, when the Five Poisons Secret Method falls into your hands, you shouldn't be so stingy, right? The Scorpion Hall Master smiled coldly, as if he had already eaten the calamity.
"That's right," the hall master of the Holy Centipede Hall glanced at the flower phoenix and said meaningfully: "Master Yuangang of Shaolin said that there must not be another demon in the Five Poisons Sect!"
"Sect Master, if the news that the flower phoenix is a poisonous corpse spreads, it will be very bad for us, what do you think we should do? Well? ”
Disaster West was forced by them to say a word from you and me, but nothing else was fine, when it came to the flower phoenix, Disaster West refused without hesitation: "No! Hua Fenghuang is the only saint in the sect now, and she is still the Jade Spider Envoy, no matter what, I won't let people touch her! Everything else can be discussed, but this one is absolutely not! ”
The four hall masters looked at each other and knew it at each other - the flower phoenix must not stay!