Chapter 5: The Spiritual Division
There are four permanent divisions of the Sealing Tablet Guild, the Heavenly Division, the Earth Division, the Spiritual Division, and the Human Division.
The Celestial Department observes the stars and deals with many things that seem ethereal to people in the guild. Therefore, the scope of Tenbu's responsibility is very large, but there are very few things.
The ground is similar to geological archaeology, which is responsible for surveying the topography of mountains and rivers and the remains of ancient sites. There is no place on the whole earth that they can't go. Newland? As early as the Tang Dynasty, the ground has drawn a perfect map of the seven continents and four oceans, and it has been secretly happy for nearly a thousand years.
The Spirit Department deals with all the supernatural things in the eyes of ordinary people, and does everything to catch demons and ghosts, and it is full of a group of highly powerful "talents", and the Spirit Department can be said to be the core executive organization of the Monument Guild for thousands of years.
The human department, earning money, recruiting people, is responsible for dealing with normal humans, plus covering the other three departments and wiping their butts. Like the Shi'an Group, it belongs to the Ministry of People and is responsible for covering the underground palace.
If the characteristics of each of the four parts are summarized in four words, the heavenly department is "ethereal", the earth department is "running around", the human department is "hardworking and resentful", and the spiritual department is "perverted and irritable".
Is this just unreasonable? This Uncle Liu, who was immersed in the memories of fighting side by side with Fang Yuan's father, Fang Yuan didn't listen to the analysis he gave at all, and he was already in a state of confusion.
Fang Yuan was completely immersed in the information about the Spirit Department on the guild forum at the moment, what was fighting with all kinds of fierce ghosts, hand-to-hand combat with monsters that had become spirits, in order to chase a zombie that was more than 400 years old, digging the ancestral graves of more than a dozen families, one of which was still the emperor's family!
Fighting, hand-to-hand combat, digging graves, and a video was attached, so frightened that Fang Yuan almost urinated on the bed in the school dormitory in the middle of the night.
Different from the era of Fang Yuan's parents and Liu Kezhen in the Spirit Department, in the past twenty years, because the frequency of supernatural events has increased significantly, the level of perverted mania in the Spirit Department is said to have caught up with the level of the last great war.
Damn, what's the situation! Fang Yuan, who has always been timid, is completely urinated, and keeps telling himself to read, isn't he going to arrange a clerical job for him?
Shouldn't people be smooth and smooth for the first time?
What's going on with a chick by yourself, the first time you appear, why do you want to do it with demons and monsters?!
And Fang Cun on the side heard that he wanted to bring himself, and excitedly clapped his little hands on the chair, shouting "do the task", if it weren't for the fact that this little guy likes to pretend to be good in front of others, it is estimated that he would have jumped high at the moment.
Fang Yuan wanted to cry without tears, and glanced at his younger brother without love.
God, I have been abiding by the law for more than ten years, although I have watched a few small love action movies in the island country in horror, but it is only an occasional misstep!
For the first time!
And with my brother!
It's also a bunch of grumpy perverts!
Dare to ask, why is this!
……
Fang Yuan didn't know how he got out of the office and returned to the clubhouse. He lay on the bed and suddenly saw the voice and face of the sophomore class teacher when he gave an inspiring speech before the summer vacation.
"Students! You will soon be in your second year of high school and your third year of high school, and this summer, if you want to learn, you can study, and if you don't want to learn, you will go and play hard. But! Remember, at the end of this summer vacation, you will cut off the relationship with the word "play" for the next year, and become a senior soldier preparing for the college entrance examination! ”
But now that things are going on, are you sure that you can live to become a senior soldier, not a sophomore martyr?!
At the beginning, I watched a group of classmates being dragged by their parents to apply for various cram schools, but I came to Xi'an with my schoolbag on my back in a chic way, read books for more than ten days, and the rest of the time was all about playing.
The moment Fang Yuan turned around and walked out of the classroom, it was like a cool guy in the movie who threw a bomb, and he didn't even look back, so it was so cool!
But now, he really wants to pick up his mobile phone and call the head teacher, tell him that he really wants to go back to school to study, and let this serious and responsible educator immediately take him back to cram school.
High three dogs, high three dogs, Fang Yuan is now desperate to become that dog!
But he just thought about it, who could refuse the guild!
When he was ten years old, Fang Yuan swore an oath to the guild, and the oath ended with "Born as a guild person, die as a guild ghost!" "At that time, I felt that I was simply a man with iron bones, and the vast world had a lot to do.
Halfway through the age of seventeen, Fang Yuan, who had only entered puberty late, felt that he was quite smart, and he was a bit of a chicken thief, and felt that the end of the oath was really the second in middle school.
As a result, on the night when he was about to end his seventeen years old and step into his eighteenth year, a benevolent brother from the Guild's spiritual department interpreted the oath with his life.
He betrayed the Sanhedrin for his disobedience, killing nineteen of his siblings. Then he was beheaded by his former colleagues in the spirit department, and he also used a secret method to detain the soul and destroy the soul, and the soul was tortured by the soul lock nail for three days and three nights before disappearing.
Then, the guild forum looped the audio of the owl and the wailing of the soul, and forced every guild member to clock in and watch.
At the age of eighteen, the ancient inheritance proved to Fang Yuan with its strength that the oath of "being born a member of the guild, and dying a ghost of the guild" did not scare you at all.
directly led to Fang Yuan's belated adolescence, and it ended prematurely.
Therefore, Fang Yuan, who was so timid, seemed to have been entered into a basic order from that moment: the guild must never be refused!
I don't know what kind of people I will meet tomorrow and what kind of tasks I will have. The specific content of the mission will not be known until it meets with the spirit personnel.
Fang Cun didn't know where to run, and he still had to take him, a three-year-old baby wearing open crotch pants.
Cut-out crotch pants, which can be worn without being worn until the age of two, are almost paranoid to be liked by three-year-olds, on the grounds that you can pee without lifting your pants!
Fang Cun is bold, but what can he do with him, the big oil bottle with the small oil bottle, is it possible that the people of the spirit department buy a bottle and give a bottle for free?!
……
After the sadness, the low mood made Fang Yuan think about it and fall asleep.
"Boom! Boom! Boom! ”
A huge heart was jumping, spewing out scarlet viscous blood with every contraction, Fang Yuan wanted to run, but no matter how he ran, he couldn't escape this sea of blood.
Gradually, Fang Yuan felt that he was having trouble breathing, and he was about to be swallowed up by the sea of blood.
"Ahh
He snapped his eyes open and sat up straight.
I saw Fang Cun sitting on the edge of the bed, his eyes looking straight at Fang Yuan, not knowing what to eat in his mouth.
"Scared the hell out of me."
Fang Yuan could feel that it was a dream, but it still terrified him, and that real feeling of suffocation still made him palpitate.
"Huh? Something slimy. ”
Fang Yuan touched his face, it was cool, soft, it was actually a piece of pink sashimi.
"Haha, haha."
Fang Cun rolled around laughing on the sidelines, it was obvious that it was his prank again. Even that feeling of suffocation was that this kid pasted the sashimi onto Fang Yuan's nose and mouth.
Fang Yuan kneaded the sashimi vigorously and rubbed it to a slurp.
Then he said to Fang Cun with a vicious face: "The consequences are serious!" ”
At this time, the sound of "knock, knock, knock, knock" sounded again.