Chapter 498: Sit and Eat and Wait for Death
Luo Fatzi is directly confused now, is there such a burying person? You little old man, a good sentence, why do you have to say it in two paragraphs, you have to make the fat man not come to the stage to be happy!
And Wu Ze and Jiang Yan are now even holding back their faces, and after a few seconds, they really can't hold it back, and the two of them burst into laughter, especially Jiang Yan, covering her stomach with one hand and supporting her waist with the other.
Wu Ze was also smiling a little now, he gave a thumbs up and said to Luo Fatzi: "Uncle Zhao is really an upright person who dares to tell the truth, he is really upright." β
"No way, one of my biggest shortcomings is that I'm too upright, little fat man, don't you mind!" Zhao Baoshu also continued to make up for it
Luo Fatzi covered his face, and secretly complained in his heart: Nima's, I can't live, this time I was really embarrassed to my grandmother's house, you said it lightly, who can not mind losing such a big person?
At this time, the sound of scratching the door behind the city gate could no longer be heard, and it was estimated that those spiders, scorpions, poisonous snakes and other poisonous substances had dispersed on their own without seeing Wu Ze and the four of them scratching the city gate.
This city gate will not dare to open it again for a while, and if anyone opens this Pandora Gate without preparation in the future, it may have to suffer a little.
"Alas, it's a pity that I didn't get that phoenix crown!" Wu Ze looked at this copper-clad city gate and sighed.
Indeed, the phoenix crown is well-made and well-preserved, and if it can be taken out, it will definitely be sold for a good price, but unfortunately, after the collapse of the main hall, that thing is estimated to have been crushed into a cake long ago. ζ½Άγθ¨γζ Ό Intoxicated Chapter has been uploaded
As soon as Luo Fatzi heard that Wu Ze was in pity of the phoenix crown, his heart was even more bloody: "It's a pity that there are so many exquisite glass cups in the main hall, it is estimated that they have all become fragments now, and there are so many jewels and jade inlaid on the walls. β
He also secretly added in his heart, there are still so many gilded pillars that have not been scraped, and the loss is a big loss.
But it's also a bit of a gain, from the stiff female corpse in the main hall, I took a jade Ruyi, and a jade jade cicada.
Luo Fatzi took out the jade jade cicada, shook it in front of Wu Ze's eyes, and looked at him with a smug expression, that expression was really bad.
Wu Ze glared at him angrily: "Fatty, if you weren't in a hurry to pick this jade cicada, how could that female corpse turn into a stiff body so quickly, if she didn't become a stiff hairy corpse, where would we be so embarrassed, you were kicked by her, it is estimated that it is enough to choke!" β
Yes, Luo Fat Man was not so anxious just now, where would he suffer this, Luo Fatzi's abdomen, now touching it, is still faintly painful, and the kick of the female corpse before was hard enough.
But the baby is moving, at that time, Luo Fatzi's eyes were full of jade Ruyi, jasper bracelets, jade jade cicadas or something, where to think about whether these things should be taken.
Luo Fatzi thinks about it now, that jasper bracelet really shouldn't be thrown out, isn't it just a leather glove, what is there to be afraid of.
The more Luo Fat Man thought about it, the more painful it became, and he was so happy to lose it at that time, but this loss, at least 100,000 yuan flew away from his hands, alas, just be rich and go to people's comfort, Luo Fat Man comforted himself.
Wu Ze took the jade cicada in Luo Fatzi's hand and looked at it.
This jade cicada is only the size of a thumb, the carving is very fine, the lines are clear, the lines are smooth, the jade cicada eyes are round and prominent, the skin texture is delicate and expressive, the overall decoration is perfect and symmetrical, and every detail is lifelike.
And its material is even more impeccable, this jade cicada is carved with emerald jadeite, planted well, the water head is full, the green is full of transparency, this texture, there is really nothing to say.
"Brother Ze, this thing is still done, right?" Luo Fatzi asked.
Wu Ze nodded with satisfaction, although this thing is small, it is worth a lot of money, and Luo Fatzi got it right this time.
"Let's just say, in our eyes, there can still be mistakes, it must be a boutique product to be eye-catching." Luo Fatzi boasted there with a smug face.
Wu Ze and the three of them turned around at the same time, packed up their things and left, leaving Luo Fatzi alone there.
"Hey, hey, wait for me, you wait for me......" Luo Fat Man shouted from behind.
Although there are not many things, it is always a good thing to have a harvest.
Walking to the entrance of the gate outside the urn city, Wu Ze waited for Luo Fatzi to come out, and then closed the door again, and together with the city gate in the urn city, he made a double insurance to prevent those spiders and scorpions from coming out to disturb the people.
When they returned to the underground palace outside, they were already hungry, and the tossing back and forth was not only highly stressful, but also the consumption of physical energy was also very large, and the little thing they ate before had long been unaware of where to digest it.
Now they were tired and hungry, so they were going to rest in the city.
"Brother Ze, hurry up and set up a pot to make rice, I'm about to starve to death." Luo Fat Man sat on the steps, spread out his limbs, and muttered loudly.
"Yo ho, fat man, you really know how to enjoy it, and you still want to sit here and wait for food? Wu Ze, let's cook three servings, and let the fat man sit there and wait. β
Jiang Yan saw the fat man sitting there motionless in command, and immediately became angry.
Luo Fatzi saw that the situation was not right, and hurriedly ran over and said: "Don't mind, Jiang Da Beauty, I was wrong, I am guilty, come on, come on, if there is anything you need help, you can tell me, fat man, I promise to cooperate." β
Jiang Yan said there without yin or yang: "You better go back and lie down, it's more comfortable to lie down, such a big person, do you still need to eat?" I guess I'll be full with a breath of air. β
Luo Fatzi's heart is broken now, what does it mean not to eat if you are big? What does it mean to be full by breathing air?
I just want to be lazy, don't sin to death, Jiang Da Beauty, Luo Fat shouted loudly in his heart.
It's a pity that Luo Fat didn't dare to say this, he was afraid that after he said it, he would even save his breath.
"Then what is it, if you have something to say, there is nothing to say, as long as you open your mouth, we will fight wherever you want!" Luo Fatzi smiled all over his face, and followed Jiang Yan like a dog, waiting for the will to be delivered.
Wu Ze looked at the fat man Luo who was following Jiang Yan, and couldn't help but joke: "Oh, I said fat, when did you become so well-behaved?" You've never been so docile in front of buddy......"
Luo Fatzi waved his hand and said to Wu Ze like a duck: "Go, go, it's nothing for you, you don't take a mirror to look at yourself, can you compare with our Jiang beauty?" β