Chapter 69: The Reasonable Man
"Huh! Scold! Scold! β
Carrying a wooden stick in his hand, Song Dongye made a sneering sound in his mouth, walked up with a chic step, and walked up rhythmically, wanting to break the limbs of Da Mu and Lao Mu's father and son, it was not early, it was almost time for dinner, and he went home to eat after finishing work.
Song Dongye's sneer, listening to the ears of Da Mu and Lao Mu's father and son, that was the voice of the devil, his heart trembled, cold sweat couldn't be controlled, there was an illusion that the earth and the earth should not be called every day, the two of them hugged each other unconsciously, and the scene was quite funny.
"Hah! Ha! Ha! β
Song Dongye and Feitian couldn't help but be amused, and Damu's subordinates seemed to have forgotten the pain and didn't make any more sounds, but looking at their expressions, they would understand that they were holding back the flush on their faces, and they might have laughed into tears in their hearts.
What is this? The scenes that only appear in film and television dramas are actually presented in front of themselves, who will believe it? Trick the devil to go, right?
At this moment, Song Dongye, in the eyes of Da Mu and Lao Mu's father and son, is a proper big bad wolf, with a fierce and vicious appearance, constantly drooling disgustingly, as terrifying as it is, and the two of them are two weak little white rabbits, which are about to be eaten, and even the bone scum will not exist.
"Brother Dong, I think it's better to forget it, right? Both of them are about to be scared by you, and if that scene happens, it will pollute our eyes, and we are very expensive, so it will not be worth it. Feida looked at the father and son, who were about to be frightened, and stopped him.
Da Mu and Lao Mu, father and son, immediately breathed a sigh of relief, this is the blessing of the Bodhisattva who opened his eyes by God, is it a shit luck, was taken by that fairy sister, and escaped with her blessing.
"Just let it go, isn't it too cheap for the two of them, how do I feel a little weird in my heart, this shouldn't be like this, both of them are bad guys, we have to punish the evil and promote the good, we must let them be punished." Song Dongye said in an affirmative tone, puzzled.
"How can you just let them go, I admit that I'm not a good person, but I'm not a bad guy either, if we let them go, wouldn't we be at a loss? So punishment is necessary, and it is necessary for the two of them to be taught a bloody lesson, to sleep until midnight, and to think that we will both wake up, and I expect that to be achieved. Feitian looked a little ecstatic, thinking that he had escaped the catastrophe of Damu and Lao Mu said coldly.
"You ......, what you say doesn't count, everyone is a Jianghu person, you don't want to be honest and honest, aren't you afraid of being ridiculed?" Lao Mu was frightened and said.
"Where's my own father? Don't talk about it, it's a little too naΓ―ve, right? People who mix the rivers and lakes also talk about the credit of a fart, what is integrity, how much is it worth a pound, your old man has lived for such a long time, when have you used this thing, now we are weak, we are the object of bullying, they can drop as much as they want, can we count when we speak? Aren't we familiar with this routine? Just endure it, and it won't kill us, and the people who mess with the rivers and lakes must be prepared for this. "Da Mu is a person who understands and says with great insight.
I thought I could escape a catastrophe, and I was still enjoying the joy of the rest of my life after the catastrophe, but I reluctantly raised my heart high, this taste is really uncomfortable, just like a knife before cutting off the head, a ghost head knife, it does not fall for a long time, it hangs on the top of the head, and the torture of the soul is more painful than the physical being tossed.
"If you have any good ideas, let's hear about them." Song Dongye opened his mouth and said, in fact, he didn't want to do it at all, it was just because he was too boring, and he was just scaring them, life was as lonely as snow, and he tried his best to toss it and kill time for fun.
"Brother Dong, my idea is this, we are here to play, to come to see the play, to perform by ourselves, how boring it is, now that we have cleared the scene, let's honestly be an audience watching the play, let their father and son slap each other, the standard is to end when the blood is shed, you see how it is, this method will not work." Tobita spoke his mind.
"Your idea is good, this method is okay, it is indeed a good way, then let their father and son eat dog, right? Let's just stand aside and relax and watch the show! Song Dongye said approvingly, realizing that this would be fun, and it was cooler than doing it himself.
So Song Dongye said a little jokingly to Da Mu and Lao Mu, father and son: "Did you hear it, this is called fat and water does not flow into outsiders' fields, and the meat rotten in the pot is all owned by one's own family, and it can't be cheaper for others, so do it yourself?" It's just a little blood, what are you afraid of, and I won't kill you, we are all reasonable people, don't force me, if you really want to force me to do it, you know the consequences, break your muscles and bones for a hundred days, you have to think clearly! β
"You are deceiving people too much, bullying the weak, you want to be shameless, and you don't talk about morality, be careful to spread it and ruin your reputation, I want to complain about you and make your reputation ruined, I will absolutely do it." Lao Mu was frightened, as if he had taken medicine, his nerves were wrong, he rushed to Song Dongye and Feitian, and began to shout incoherently, and the funnier thing was still to come, forgetting what kind of scene it was now, who was in control of the scene, and actually threatened him, it was really a wall to obey him.
Song Dongye and Feitian were blinded, Lao Mu was really fierce, he couldn't believe it, he was carried away, where did he get the courage, this was possessed by ghosts and gods, and he was fearless.
Da Mu was still in a daze with Song Dongye and Feitian, so he hurriedly ran over, covered his father's mouth, and pulled him back, but Lao Mu was still struggling and said, "What are you pulling me for, I'm going to fight with them." β
"Oh my father! I have always been filial to you since I was a child, others are cheating fathers, and you are good to pit your son, do you want my limbs to be broken to be happy, and white-haired people are happy to send black-haired people. Da Mu cried and said to Lao Mu, who was now a little deranged, "Wake up quickly, right?" We can't beat others, admit defeat, right? If you look at their appearance and temperament, they must all be people who have blood on their hands, and if you continue like this, maybe they will be beasts. With what we have done in this life, we may not be a good man after eighteen years, it may be a grass or a pig. β
"I don't accept it, I will never bow my head and admit defeat, why should they kill people but nod their heads, they have to make it so complicated, let our father and son kill each other, it is to change. state of mind. Lao Mu didn't listen to what Da Mu said, and was still shouting there.
"Smack! Syllable! β
There is really no way, Lao Mu is confused, he can't be quiet for a while, Da Mu can only make a decision immediately, people who are big brothers have the potential to be heroic, and when they should be ruthless, they will definitely harden their hearts, and they can suffer less when they are ruthless, in front of interests, the six relatives don't recognize what is it, the hand that was originally holding Lao Mu's waist was released, one hand grabbed his collar, and one hand walked around, so he slapped his father twice, and he was able to calm down and say.
The loud slap is still powerful, the effect is really good, basically achieving the effect that Da Mu wants, Lao Mu quieted down, but his eyes were red, he covered his face with one hand and pointed at Da Mu with the other, his face was full of disbelief expression, he would actually be beaten by his son, this unfilial son, what kind of sin is this! Looking at Song Dongye and Feitian for a while, looking at Damu and the wounded soldiers all over the ground for a while, after a few seconds, his hand hung down weakly, the situation is stronger than people, and the things that are powerless to change should be resigned to fate.
"My dear father! There is no way to slap you twice, whoever tells you to go crazy is like a mad dog, irrational, can't listen to anything, I really have no choice but to make this decision, this is a slap in your face, pain in my heart, it is like a knife cut, my heart is dripping blood! It's more painful than hitting your own face, it's more embarrassing to be hot, especially in front of outsiders, I will definitely kneel in front of you when I go back, let you beat and scold, and I will never wrinkle my eyebrows, and I will raise my eyebrows if I wrinkle my eyebrows. Da Mu didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and when he saw that his father came to his senses, he began to explain indiscriminately.
"You did the right thing, it's my father's fault, I didn't recognize the situation, I was stimulated for a while, and I lost my mind, and it was my father, your grandfather, I will be like you, and slap him mercilessly, because this is a wise move, a hero does not suffer immediate losses, he must be able to stretch and contract, be able to save his life, and try not to hurt his body, this is the most important thing, everything else is nonsense." This is really a strange scene, a strange father and son, who were beaten by their son, were actually recognized, and commented on it with care.
"Daddy! We'll talk about that when we get back, shall we? In front of so many people, don't shake out our secrets, let's start first, right? It's done early, it's almost time to eat, don't let the audience wait in a hurry, which of the two of us will come first. Da Mu hurriedly interrupted, he couldn't let Lao Mu pull it anymore, and it would be almost dark if he continued to tear it off.
"I'm your father, of course I'm here first." As soon as Lao Mu finished speaking, he slapped Da Mu twice, full of force, and red fingerprints appeared on his face! The corners of the mouth were bleeding.
"My dear father! You're here for a personal vendetta, and you're too ruthless, aren't you? Da Mu covered his face with his hands and looked at Lao Mu blankly and said.
"People's standard is bleeding, isn't it enough to get it done at one time? Be cruel to others, be cruel to yourself, you stinky boy, you slapped me twice just now, you should have slapped me harder, so that I have to be slapped by you twice now. Lao Mu explained a little hatefully.
Walking out of the abandoned yard, Song Dongye and Feitian were in a crooked mood. The tide comes in waves, just like eating chilled watermelon in the desert, which is so exciting that it is more exciting than watching a movie.
"Brother Dong, where are we going now?" Tokita asked.
"After finishing work, of course, I went home for dinner, what else could I do." Song Dongye replied.