A man's shame is a man's shame! How is that possible? I don't feel anything to be ashamed of at all, it's just a joke, what is it? Feel good.

Is it ugly? Sad? Shame on you? Nothing, absolutely non-existent, this is the life I want, what a great thing it is!

What's so great about being happy? This is a great thing, the performance of a good man, some people can't get used to it! To be able to say that kind of thing, it's definitely sour, and there is something wrong with the brain.

This is saying that grapes are sour if you can't eat grapes, and what is the place where you love them, and people who are single dogs can't ask for it? This is the embodiment of a happy family, and a fulfilling life should be like this.

The husband and wife both returned home, you brought water to me to water the vegetables, but now I don't dare to plant vegetables, so I don't need to water! But the wife cooks rice and stir-fries, this kind of work is even harder, not to mention that they usually have to take care of the children.

As a man, after eating and drinking, if you don't wash the dishes and chopsticks, do you just sit there in a daze? Are there any questions you can't save for later? It is also possible to wash the dishes and chopsticks.

Otherwise, would this still be considered a good man? The conscience will be disturbed, even if it is eaten by a dog, it can't be like this, it will be condemned by God, Wu Yunfeng has always thought so, so he is happy, this happiness is happy.

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"Can't you go faster? What are you doing? It's just such a little thing, it's just a little thing, and it takes so much time, is there a sense of time?

Just did a review and left you behind? I don't know what to say about you? Look at you, you're still sweating profusely, this must be a lack of exercise.

The little belly is out, I didn't have so much fat last time, I didn't see each other for ten days and half a month, and I have increased so much, starting tomorrow, go to bed early and get up early, and work for me every day.

There's no reason, don't ask me why, do whatever you want to do? Don't have too many words, it's been more than thirty years, you should know my temper, don't let me waste my saliva anymore.

My mother-in-law's habits are all used to by you, you shouldn't object to this, right? I don't know what to say about you? Put things down first, drink saliva first! ”

"Thank you, thank you, wife, you are so careful! It's so considerate, to be able to marry a woman like you as a wife, I must have been a good person in my last life, if I wasn't a good person, how could I have such good luck?

If it's wrong, it should be a blessing, and it is particularly vigorous, otherwise how could it be so? You say, don't you? My wife, life is like this, what more can you ask for. ”

"Don't make any more sycophants, don't pour me ecstasy soup anymore, I won't eat this set! I've been fooled by you for decades, and I'm tired of it, can I still not understand you?

Even if you're a fool, you'll already understand! I'm already immune to your sweet words, these are all useless, don't delay me anymore, be careful in front of my children, it's boring for me to enforce family law.

After drinking the water, giving you a two-minute rest, and then filling your stuff, let's hurry up and get back quickly! Otherwise, it's too late, it's too late, you have to cook, if you have that interest and cook yourself, then I have no objection. ”

How so? This old woman, who is old and experienced, is really a little difficult to fool, she is becoming more and more shrewd, people say that people are old and confused, why is she the opposite? I really can't figure this out.

It's good to be young, thinking back to the style of the year, as long as you say good things, lower your tone a little, everything is perfectly solved, and now the difficulty has increased a lot, it's really powerless!

Listening to Wu Yujiao's crackling words, Wu Yunfeng didn't dare to speak out, and gently put the bag of rice on his shoulder and the bucket of oil in his hand on the ground.

After making sure that there was no problem, he obediently took the water she handed over, and after a few sips, he stood next to the car and rested, and remaining silent was the best choice.

Although he didn't dare to say it, he kept complaining in his heart, looking at the trunk of the car full of things, without a trace of gaps, and he was speechless.

I really don't have anything to say, I really don't know what to say, what is this? Isn't there anything at home? I'm going to have to move it all back.

Rice! Cooking oil! There are also some uneaten vegetables, meat, things that are easy to spoil or are not fresh after being frozen for too long, and it is okay to move these things back to the countryside, there is nothing to say, after all, you have to go back to live for more than a month.

But what do you do with pepper, salt, and monosodium glutamate? Are these things going to break? Won't it still work next time you come back? Do you want to take it back or buy a new one? Isn't that a waste? That's a lot more!

The old woman didn't know what she was thinking, she really didn't dare to say it, she had made too many mistakes today, or she really had to ask clearly, why did she do this? What's the point? Is it to be thrifty or something?

Isn't it too much trouble? Or are you really calling me like a cow? If that's the case, there's nothing you can do, and you really don't dare to refute it, otherwise there will be unexpected serious consequences, which are not good.

"Wife, I'm resting, what's in your water? It's so delicious, I was still very thirsty just now, and I'm a little tired, but now I don't feel tired, I can work, you can get in the car first! ”

Although the wife said that patting sycophants is no longer useful to her, the good things that should be said still have to be said, and no one will be too much if they are good, unless that person is a person who does not recognize his relatives and has no feelings.

In just two minutes just now, Wu Yunfeng was single-minded, and after he took the water cup, he complained in his heart, drinking water, observing the expression on his wife's face, and watching the hand of the watch turn.

"I found out that you are a human being, why do you get thicker and thicker your skin the older you get? It's getting more and more shameless, you can even say this kind of thing, your face is not red and your heart is not beating, and you are talking, I am convinced of you.

To put it nicely, the country is easy to change, the nature is difficult to change, to say that it is not good, that is, the dog can't change the, I really don't know what to say about you, how can there be so many words that can't be said?

Why haven't you added anything? It's just a glass of boiled water, you can actually drink a different taste, I won't talk about you, whatever you say in the future, I will treat it as if I can't hear anything, it's just a gust of wind blowing. ”

I really can't stand it, if it weren't for the children here, the three generations of grandparents and grandchildren would get together, they would definitely be furious, beat him, make him cheap, why do you say so many nice things?

Wu Yujiao, who had no choice but to throw Wu Yunfeng a shining hygienic eye, then took the water cup and left, he really felt funny and angry, only walked a few steps, and then squatted down, I don't know what the situation is.

After a few seconds, he stood up again, but his face was flushed, as if he was constipated, he was enduring it, he was resisting, and the muscles on his face were constantly shaking.

Turning his head to Wu Yunfeng, he said without emotion: "You are amazing, you are good enough, don't let me get a chance next time, otherwise you will be very miserable, I will definitely protect you, you remember for me, I was forced out of internal injuries by you today." ”

"What's wrong with me? Did I say the wrong thing? What the hell am I doing wrong? O dear wife! You have to make it clear, and if you want to die, let me die! It's not good to be scared like this! Give it a good time! Can you make it clear? ”

"What nonsense? Don't get too aggressive, don't get too nervous, it's all my fault, so you should be satisfied, right? Don't push me too hard, or I won't look at your face, hurry up and pack everything.

We've got to get home before dark, you know? Don't push people too hard, okay? If you see it, you will accept it, right? If I start a spree, you're going to cry again and say I won't give you the face of a big man, don't be too shameless, you know? ”

"Okay, okay, my wife has an order, and I will definitely complete the task I personally ordered, and I will definitely not be sloppy, you can rest assured that this will be okay? It is guaranteed for a lifetime, and it is absolutely uncompromised. ”

Bang!

Finally all the things that were busy, packed all the things to be taken away, and closed the trunk of the car, Wu Yunfeng clapped his hands, flicked the dust that did not exist on his body, and got into the car with a sigh of relief.

"Take a break! After a while, we are not in a hurry, you are the one who drives, so you must keep a good and sufficient spirit, so that we will be relieved. ”

As soon as he opened the car door, Wu Yunfeng's butt was sitting in the driver's seat, Wu Yujiao opened his mouth to say to him, and as soon as the words fell, before he could react, she took a few tissues and wiped the sweat on his forehead.

Wu Yunfeng smiled, his face was full of happiness, although it was said that they were all old husbands and wives, but this was still quite enjoyable, the warm scene was always not too little, and it was best to keep it like this for the rest of his life.

"What is laughing at, what's so funny? Are the kids in the car? Don't pay attention to the impact at all, you must have an image, you must have quality, you must maintain the image of a good speaker, be serious, and show your prestige. ”

Wu Yunfeng was still smirking, Wu Yujiao had no way to take him, since he didn't feel ashamed, then let him go, right? You can't really beat him up! It's not good for children to learn badly, but they can't take the lead.

After resting enough, Wu Yunfeng started the car, and went back to his hometown with a good mood and happiness, and the family was about to be reunited, can he not be happy?

Driving a car, driving smoothly on the road, looking at the fields on both sides, the people are full of vegetables, green and quite vigorous, and the vegetables grown in the fields are absolutely majority: spinach, cauliflower, coriander, Chinese cabbage, and carrots.

Seeing these yellow, white, and green vegetables, Wu Yunfeng felt that he was in a very good mood and was relaxed! Looking at the open fields and the mountains in the distance, I was in a good mood.

What should I say at this time? You can't just go home quietly, can you? It was too boring, and I glanced at the two children through the rearview mirror, and they were both about to fall asleep, and there was no expression on their faces.

You should tell them some jokes and make them happy, it's the duty of a grandfather, or it's too much of a failure, and this kind of thing is definitely not necessary.

Is it easy to be a grandpa? It's definitely not easy, so you must fulfill your duties well and make your grandson happy, this is the responsibility of being a grandfather, and it's generally not easy! Raising a child and having to work for your grandson, what is this? Pain and joy.

"Two dear, don't fall asleep, let me tell you the good news, we have a dog at home, to be precise, I picked it up, I can't say that I picked it up, but it ran back with me on its own.

I don't remember which day, when I came back from the entrance of the village, it followed me, and tried to drive it away, but then I thought it was very cute, maybe it was another fate, so I adopted it.

This little earth dog is really very interesting, it is really very smart, beyond our imagination, just like a four or five-year-old child, some things you tell it again, it will remember, can understand what we say, do you say enough magical?

The only bad thing is that its name is too earthy, and I named it at first, and it was a little, so I called it 'Monica', and it didn't even bird at all.

Unexpectedly, it will like another name, this name is called 'Erdan', as long as you call it Erdan, it will be very happy, and it will keep wagging its tail at you.

If you don't believe it, you can go back and try it, it's definitely a lot of fun, and I won't lie to you about it, because there's really no need for that.

Do you know how I felt? Now I'm embarrassed to describe it, it's really very inexplicable, do you know that the name 'Erdan' was taken?

Situ Junwen, it was your mother who took it, you said that your mother is such a smart person, why did she choose such a name? I just can't figure it out, what did she think at that time? ”

"Really? You're not going to lie to us two little kids, are you? Although we are small, the level of IQ is not low! You can't fool us again, or hum, you know, grandma is right next to us, and then you'll be miserable. ”

"That's right! That's right, you don't lie to our two children, adults lie to children, but it's not fun, it's very embarrassing to say this kind of thing, I think you shouldn't, I choose to believe you. ”

The two children, after hearing Wu Yunfeng mention the matter of the second egg, immediately became energetic, and from a groggy state, they immediately became a hundred times more energetic.

"What nonsense? Is there so much to say? You're driving now! Can't you say anything if you leave it at home? Why are you in a hurry, is it necessary?

Don't drink and drive, don't drink while driving, this principle is the same, if you talk too much, you can't concentrate your spirit, can you drive with peace of mind? You can rest assured, but I can't. ”

All right! If you don't speak, you won't speak, then I won't speak, what the old woman said seems to be quite reasonable, so drive quietly, right? Safety first, there's nothing wrong with that.

When you go back, you can play with the two children, and if you really finish talking about the topic, maybe there will be nothing to say in the future, so save some for later!

"Wife, I seem to have forgotten something, there are some particularly important things that have not been done, but my mind is blank, I just can't remember, what is it, what do you think I should do?"

"Don't think about it if you can't think about it, it's useless to think too much, wait for a while, when there is nothing to do, maybe after a while, you will naturally remember, now it's better to drive quietly! That's the most important thing. ”

"Alright! What you say makes sense, it seems to be like this every time, this is like looking for something, sometimes when you want to look for it, you can't find it everywhere, and after a few days, you automatically run out. ”

If you can't think of it, then don't think about it, no matter how important things are, is it important to drive now? Safety is still the most important, everything else is a floating cloud, and I don't think about it anymore.

After more than an hour, I arrived at my hometown in the countryside safely, but the door was closed and my daughter was not at home? I must have gone to the uncle and the second master, and it was true, I knew that we were coming back at this time, and I didn't know that I was waiting at home to meet us.

Is there anything to go to the uncle and the second master, is there really so much magic? Why everyone will be drawn to the past is another mystery question.

So I parked the car steadily, and the old woman and a few children, like a gust of wind, ran into the room, these are people who have no conscience, and they don't know how to help together.

Leaving Wu Yunfeng alone in the wind, they are really not interesting, how can this be? Adults are like this, but children are still like this? It's really black near ink, and red near Zhu.

Why is it so hard for a person to take things down from the upper floor and pack them, and now he has to unload them and move them into the house? Could it be that this is the legendary natural coolie?

Who to reason with, find the old man, it's useless, he himself is worse than himself; Looking for the mother-in-law, that is the rhythm of looking for abuse, maybe it will be even more miserable, the most unwise choice.

Forget it? It's all come to this point.,It's okay to complain about yourself.,It's better to move this thing on your own.,How can you say that this is also a performance? Think of it as an opportunity, right?