My name is Jun Wushuang, and I am known as Tang Banxian!

I had a lot of luck in our village, because when my mother was pregnant with me, I had a rare encounter with a tough job, and luckily it was solved by a heavy rain when I was born. Unfortunately, this heavy rain has been a flood for a month, and many people have died, including my mother!

So I became the mourning star of our village, and almost everyone shouted and beat me. In order to save my life, my dad took me out of that ghost village and wandered outside!

In order to make a living, I changed my name and surname to Tang Banxian, specializing in treating people and catching ghosts! Although sometimes opportunistic, I really have yin and yang eyes!

Two years ago, my dad really couldn't get along, so he bought a funeral parlor and specialized in the dead man's business!

"The third brother next door died in a car accident, and the young man who collided with him also died. Coincidentally, the parents of both families were crying to death, and they were planning to find a girl to marry her, saying that it was for 50,000 ......" My dad suddenly ran to the kitchen and shouted at me!

Two dead? Both of them have to be married in a yin marriage?

I stopped in the bubble noodle movement and turned my head to look at him, "What's the matter with you?" You're not a woman! ”

"How do you talk like a child, I'm really not a woman, but you're ......"

After the old man Jun finished speaking, he looked at me shamelessly, and then came over with a flattering face, "Girl, this is 50,000 yuan, where can we find such a good errand?" ”

This old man wants to sell his daughter for glory?!

I grinded my teeth, "You've already promised?" ”

He sneered, "yes, you still know me." Girl, let me tell you, I'm not doing this for myself, I'm all for you. You said that it was not easy for me to raise you with a handful of and urine alone, and you will not ask for a dowry when you marry in the future? You can't go wrong with earning more now! ”

Scold!

It makes sense, let me marry a dead man for the sake of my dowry!

I looked at him with a smile, "How old are you?" ”

"Fifty-eight, what's wrong?"

"When you live to be sixty, I'll break up with you! Let your daughter marry a dead man, you love money to the point where there is no bottom line? Are you bullying me for being a motherless child? ”

Although I also love money, I can't fool myself!

Marrying a dead man is not a joke, and if you don't do it, you will lose your life!

"What do you say! Who bullied you as a motherless child, and didn't let you really marry them, wait until we get the commission. They are dead people, and it is the same if you marry and then remarry? ”

They?

I became wary, "What do you mean?" The other party has two men, you are a girl, what do you mean by this? ”

"It's for you to have two yin marriages at the same time, so that we can have 100,000 yuan. And this is still the deposit in the early stage, and there will be after the fact! The old man said excitedly!

This old man actually asked me to marry two dead men as wives at the same time?

This is something that is truly unheard of!

"That sounds like a ...... for me to see you It's so shameless, even if I want to, will people be willing? ”

He ignored my rough language and continued to wave his incorruptible tongue, "Girl, think about it, how can we tell them this?" They must not know much about this kind of thing, so let's agree first, so that you can marry both families, and then you can split the time. Anyway, the two of them don't know each other, and they don't know the situation. I've already written two copies of your birthday and sent them out, one for each of them, and this matter is settled! ”

“……”

Isn't that a trick? It's not easy for the dead to earn money in the first place, and the consequence of doing so will lead to the two ghosts and I sharing the enmity of the sky, not to mention being punished by God!

This old man is good everywhere, he loves money, and he loves money more than me! At least I won't love money to sell my father, although the point is that I can't sell it!

I didn't smile, and my eyes turned cold when I looked at him, "Then it's better to marry you to Liu Ruhua in the countryside." The family is only forty-eight, known as a white lotus, the family has fields, land and grain, the key is that she has been in love with you for a long time, maybe if you marry her, I can also enjoy Qingfu! ”

His flattering expression immediately changed, and he glared at me with a gloomy face, "You unfilial daughter, you instigated me to marry someone else, are you worthy of your dead mother?" ”

"My mom has to tell me about this question, I can't talk to you!"

"So you're determined not to marry?"

I just wanted him to roll the calf, but suddenly someone knocked on the door outside the store, I glanced at the old man, put down the instant noodles in my hand and went out the door!

It was actually Ah Sange's father, who came to me with Ah Sange's corpse.

This is the one who is going to be married in the yin, because my unscrupulous father agreed to marry them, so they brought the coffin.

I wanted to make it clear to them, but Old Man Jun suddenly rushed out of the house, which was faster than a dog's leg!

"Just put it here, don't worry, it's an auspicious time today, you just have to come and have a look, you can rest assured!"

I snorted coldly, if this is not handled well, I will congratulate him on losing his only daughter, and even more on his death in the future and no one will collect the body!

More than an hour later, a second coffin was lifted, and two freshly painted coffins were placed in the store, waiting to marry me.

In order to avoid mistakes, the old man Jun pulled a black cloth between the two coffins, and when I got married, I only need to worship, and the rest is the old man's business.

There was no lid on the top of this coffin, so a red cloth was placed on it, because the coffin could not be sealed until the yin marriage was matched.

I couldn't help but pull open the red cloth and take a look, both corpses were very ugly, one of the heads had been flattened, and they had been dead for more than a dozen hours, and their heads were still bleeding, and I was disgusted to watch!

The other one was even more unsightly, and a white rib was inserted from the position of the neck, and the ribs punctured the flesh on his face, and half of his face was rotten, and it was still a little blue.

It's disgusting, such two things still want to marry me as a wife!

I really don't want to deal with it, but my father, who sells women for glory, has already given away my eight characters, and I almost have no choice.

In the wee hours of the morning, I was forced to change into a red wedding dress and put on a dull dead man's makeup!

According to what Old Man Jun said, in the first half of the night, he would visit the third brother first, and then set up with another corpse in the second half of the night!

This would have split the clock, and I would be able to marry two dead men at the same time......