Chapter 17: The Teachings of the Muppets
Hearing that the puppet Zhong Lixiu, that is, the immortal they believed in was going to punish them, the two teenagers were not calm in an instant, after all, this was a punishment from a legendary immortal, but it was not comparable to the disguised fatherly love of the school teacher!
The brain of the short-legged star is like a twelve-cylinder engine running rapidly, thinking about countermeasures, and after half a ring, he found that his IQ has not yet reached the point of going against the sky, and finally he has to think hard: "Shangxian, we should be punished for doing something wrong, but our mistake is not too outrageous, it can only be said that it is a temporary ghost obsession, so according to your meaning, how to punish us?" ”
The other teenager didn't have such good eloquence, so he could only look at the puppet Zhong Lixiu with a pitiful face.
The puppet Zhong Lixiu said solemnly: "First, you must make an oath to this seat, and you will never steal people's property again in the future. ”
"It's vicious!"
The two teenagers, one tall and one short, felt a chill under their crotches, couldn't help but close their legs, and complained in their hearts, if a man never lifts, what is the point of living without a soul like this? What's the use of stealing more money?
But on second thought, as long as you don't break your oath, isn't that okay? They weren't iron enough to fight to the death against an immortal.
"My Wang Xingxing made an oath in front of the immortals today, and from now on I will never steal again, and if I violate it, I will voluntarily bear the retribution of cutting off my children and grandchildren, and never lifting it!"
The short-legged Xing, that is, Wang Xing, raised his right hand above his head, and said solemnly, the reason why he said so decisively without the slightest hesitation was because he saw the puppet Zhong Lixiu's slightly frowning brows, not to mention whether he would instruct himself, if he lost patience and made the punishment worse, it would be too late to cry.
"I, Yang Wei, made an oath in front of the immortals today......"
Yang Wei also learned from Yang Xing's appearance and swore by the gourd painting.
The puppet Zhong Lixiu nodded lightly, and didn't say much to threaten them, and continued: "Second, all the people who have been stolen by you must come to the door one by one, return all the belongings, and find a way to obtain their forgiveness, otherwise, the two of you will be poor and spend the rest of your life in the future, and you will be imprisoned!" ”
After swearing an oath, Wang Xingxing's expression became indifferent, without the slightest pause, and said calmly: "Thank you for the kind reminder, we have written it down, but we are all poor now and can't open the pot, this matter may have to be delayed, at most a year, we will definitely make up for it!" ”
"Shangxian, we must work hard to make money and make up for the lost conscience!" , Yang Wei also seems to have opened his mind.
Wang Xingxing turned his head and glanced at Yang Wei with interest, with some inexplicable meaning in his eyes.
The latter ignored him at all, and looked at the puppet Zhong Lixiu with a reverent face.
"The children can be taught!"
Zhong Lixiu nodded with satisfaction, he wanted to punish them well, but now it seems that their nature is not bad, and with a little stimulation, they can get lost.
But the voice was still majestic: "It is really commendable to know that you are lost, you two only need to go on the right path in the future, be diligent, stick to your heart, and you will definitely be able to achieve something!" ”
Although this truth is a bit old-fashioned, it is estimated that elementary school students can tell it, but when it comes out of the mouth of the 'Shangxian', it gives people a completely different feeling.
Yang Wei couldn't hide the joy in his heart, and nodded heavily: "Thank you for the teachings of the immortals, I will definitely remember it in my heart." ”
Wang Xingxing didn't speak, just smiled and nodded.
The puppet Zhong Lixiu waved his hand and said, "In this case, then restore the things in this room to their original state, and then fix the lock on the door, and go home quickly!" ”
The two teenagers glanced at each other, then bowed deeply to the puppet Zhong Lixiu, and began to get busy.
Zhong Lixiu counted the time, and the effect of the ghost technique was almost gone, he jumped onto the sofa, put the puppet in its original shape, and then left.
"Short-legged star, did you say that Shangxian has already left?"
After a while, seeing that the puppet did not move, Yang Wei walked to Yang Xing, who was busy, and whispered in his ear.
Wang Xingxing glared at him, walked to the sofa, and said cautiously, "Shangxian, are you still there?" ”
asked three times in a row, but there was no response, Wang Xingxing became bold, stretched out his hand and gently pinched the puppet's head, and quickly took it back, seeing that the puppet did not react, he sighed and said: "The fairy is really gone, hey, damn it, I actually saw the fairy with my own eyes, and made an oath to him, say it, who dares to believe it?" ”
Yang Wei quipped: "Haha, if you tell others that you were caught by an immortal for stealing things, it is estimated that others will really believe it." ”
Wang Xingxing rolled his eyelids, then looked out the window, not knowing what he was thinking.
Yang Wei glanced at him and said, "Short-legged star, you said that if I bring this puppet back to worship, will I have good luck?" After all, this is an immortal who has been exposed to immortal energy, maybe he will come back in the future. ”
"I'm going to take you, I'm not interested." , Wang Xingxing shook his head, squinted his eyes and said, "You just swore that you couldn't steal other people's things, and you forgot about it so quickly?" Or are you not afraid of his punishment at all? ”
"I'm afraid, why aren't you afraid." , Yang Wei rolled his eyes and said, "You don't have to steal it, you can wait for the owner of this house to come back, and find a suitable reason to spend some money to buy it, this thing is worth ten yuan at most, right?" ”
"Hehe, it seems that you already have half my intelligence, not bad, not bad." , Wang Xingxing smiled with relief, and then packed up his things and went.
Yang Wei shook his head suspiciously, he always felt that Yang Xing was a little weird, logically speaking, although he was unfavorable this time and was caught by the immortals, he was not punished much, but he also saw the immortals with his own eyes, and also got his guidance.
No matter what aspect it is, it should be something to be happy about, anyway, Yang Wei thinks so.
As for what Wang Xingxing was thinking in his heart, Yang Wei really couldn't guess it, although the two had cooperated many times in embarrassment, only Yang Wei knew that the reason why he was able to embark on this road was because Wang Xingxing led him to get started......
Although Wang Xingxing's age is not much different from him, he has experienced a lot of human sophistication, but he always can't see through this short boy.
Shaking his head, Yang Wei didn't think too much about it, and helped pack his things.
In just half an hour or so, the messy house that they had turned over had been restored to its original state, and even the floor was mopped clean.
Finally, Yang Wei slipped outside, repaired the lock, and hung it back on the door before the two teenagers left.