People are not as good as ghosts without money, soup without salt is not as good as water, you will slowly find that a good heart is never as good as a good mouth!

There are always people who like you in their imagination, and then they see you as they are, and finally spit on you and say that you are such a person, but in fact you have always been the same, obviously you have done nothing, but you have become infamous.

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"Is it true? Is it so awesome with the features you are talking about? Don't brag about blowing the sky, even if a cow can fly into the sky, the two of us have the ability to kick him down, this kind of thing is very simple. ”

"Yes, yes, yes, there must be, the mobile phones have been bought, don't you all know if you use it? Do I have to lie to you about this? Is it just an overkill? Am I not that stupid? ”

The eldest and second masters didn't believe it a little, because it was too mysterious, Wu Yunfeng hurriedly explained, but they must not be misunderstood, otherwise the consequences would be serious, which is unimaginable.

However, he still made a small request, but it seemed that this request had nothing to do with him, and he didn't know what he was thinking in his head.

"When you are reading novels, don't read pirated copies, you must choose to read genuine ones, it's not easy for people to write books, code words are very hard, they are all a group of hard-working goods, we are not short of those two money, aren't we?

By the way, there is another feature that can be used to play games? The two of you will never be lonely and bored again, the master should have a mobile phone in his hand, I am domineering in the world, this is not what I brag about, the facts can prove everything, this mobile phone is indeed so. ”

Don't look at the uncle and the second master, they are already over 100 years old, but they play with high-tech products, the technology is leveraged, and the actions are particularly skillful when they play.

It doesn't look like two old people at all, but two young people who pursue fashion trends, both deceived by their appearance, in the stunned eyes of everyone.

took out his mobile phone, removed the mobile phone card inside, and then directly installed the new mobile phone, and began to fiddle with it, the movements were as skillful as flowing water.

It's very clean and neat, as if they have been rehearsed, and the people who are more skilled than them are definitely dead, not dead, definitely not born yet, and have become demons.

This action, this speed, there is absolutely nothing to say, there is nothing wrong with it at all, even if you are a picky person, you can't find a problem, hell of it, it is really an old man in the family, this sentence makes sense.

"It's really good, it's good, it's okay to use, you finally sat down and did the right thing today, it's really not easy! It's really gratifying to be able to live to such an old age and be able to do one thing right, so let you go today! Now let's start eating, no more nonsense, OK! ”

I have to sigh again, the twins really deserve to be twins, they have been brothers for more than a hundred years, if they don't play, they won't play, and if they put it away, they will all put it away together, all at the same time!

Sure enough, he knew what to do without eye contact, put away his mobile phone, picked up his chopsticks, and started eating directly, without being polite at all.

Of course, just by virtue of the identities of the two of them, it will scare you to death if you are there, you don't need to be polite at all, no one dares to be polite to him, it's really polite! If you're polite, you'll lose your life.

After eating and drinking, she definitely won't go to sleep, nor drink tea and chat, but have something to do, a very important thing for others, especially for Luffy River, it is even more serious, and if she doesn't solve this matter, she won't be able to sleep.

And another person next to it? As long as there is nothing to do, they will not let themselves be idle, and they will obediently automatic, and they will come to stand guard next to the gate.

It's useless to persuade anyone? Unless it's time and he rests, he can stand for a day! The doctor checked it and said it wasn't a disease, but it wasn't a disease and it was a disease!

There is no problem physically, but there is a mental problem, but the psychiatric doctor says that there is no problem, but he really can't find out the reason, saying that he is nervous? He's not nervous either, call him stupid? He's not stupid either.

I can eat, drink and sleep, and I don't snore, and I don't sleepwalk, so what kind of disease is this? The doctor can't say clearly, how can others say clearly? Where do ordinary people have this ability?

This is simply an unsolvable problem, so I can only come to the omnipotent uncle and second master! I hope that the two of them can have a way, be able to prescribe the right medicine, get rid of the disease, and cure this disease that is not a disease, this is the only hope!

"Xiaomao, come here, my mother has something to say to you, there is a very important thing to explain to you, you must help him complete this, this is not a joke."

"Mom, you underestimate me too much, although I am small and my age is in single digits, but my IQ is online, I am about to graduate from kindergarten, and I will become a primary school student in half a year.

If you have any questions, just say it! It will definitely be done properly for you, and you will never be allowed to find fault with it, you can rest assured that there are many people who can testify for me, but many people have not found out yet. ”

"You are so powerful, with such a smart son as you, my mother feels very proud, I didn't expect my mother to have this kind of ability, and the child born will have such a powerful ability, I am completely relieved."

"Mom, it's boring for you to say that, it's too obvious to shoot like this, right? Can you tell me something? Otherwise, I'd be proud!

Go ahead! Let's talk about it! I still have things to do, this is all explained by Uncle Zu and Second Master Zu, you should understand this, let's not say so polite words, it's good to be simple and straightforward.

It's really tiring to look at the flowers in the fog, or it's okay to be simple! I'm just a child, you must not exercise my eloquence, it will not be good to turn me into a chatter. ”

"Okay, okay, okay, I know you're amazing, you're a smart mess, okay? Awesome, it's time to fly into the sky, okay? Did you see your dad? There it was, like a piece of wood, standing dumbfounded.

Standing guard at the door, you said to keep him going like this, okay? Surely not, right? How tired! Isn't it? What if I flash my waist? Isn't that just scrapped? How can this be?

Your father! Now everyone says that he is useless, he likes to stand guard now, and I don't know what is missing in his head now, where is it missing?

Do you want to talk to the uncle and the second master? Make your father better, make up for the missing part of his head, and return to normal, and you don't have to be too smart, smart people are too troublesome.

Because I heard them say that the eldest and second masters are very magical, their skills are very powerful, they can be said to be omnipotent, just like a fairy, now do you understand?

Smart son, if you still can't understand the words, Mom, I can tell you again carefully, great son, have you heard clearly? If I really still don't understand, I can tell you twice, three or five times until it is clear, okay? ”

"Are you still my own mother? Are you complimenting me, or are you sarcastic? I don't believe in your son's intelligence, my IQ has always been online, and it has never been disconnected.

If you don't know today, forget it, from now on, don't say this kind of thing again in the future, or I'll be angry, this is absolutely non-negotiable, I really have serious doubts, am I when you take out the garbage in the morning? Picked it up next to the garbage heap.

Isn't that your brave husband? My domineering daddy, now I'm just missing a tendon in my head! It's good and bad all day, then you're worried about it.

I know this, it's such an easy thing, you have to solve so many problems, and I'm really convinced, you adults, don't you adults just like to think too much? It's all a problem! Gotta change it, you know? Mom, you can put a hundred hearts!

Let me go and talk to Uncle Zu and Second Master Zu, can you fix him well? Let's turn him back to normal! It's such a question, what are you doing so much around and around, it's really speechless for you.

You are my mother, I am his son, he is my father! You can just say it, can I not go? It's not a question of daring or not, it's something that has to be done.

Otherwise, when I grow up, how will I be a manly man? If you can't even save your father, what is there to talk about saving the world and maintaining world peace, if that's really the case, then what's the point? ”

Luffy River was stunned, when did he become so able to speak, he didn't even know! This mother is too unqualified, is it a recent period? It must be like this when you put all your heart on the big one, but forget the small one.

Still a little kid? Based on the tone of his voice just now, is he still a little kid in kindergarten? Who would believe this? If you don't even believe your own mother, will others believe it?

At this time, he was more confident, and he just lived with the uncle and the second master for a few days, and they all became like this, and when they grew up, they paid it back.

Absolutely indispensable to eat, this is the minimum standard guarantee, now you can rest assured, if after a while, the uncle and the second master agreed, and their husbands became better again, then this life is worry-free.

"Mom, what's wrong with you! You're also in a daze, aren't you adults like this? It's just a little bit of a problem, and it will be associated with a lot of questions, is it like this when you grow up?

That's really terrifying, then I'd rather not grow up for the rest of my life, and be a child for the rest of my life, okay, I'll ignore you, I'll go to the uncle and the second master, and treat my father's brain root deficiency. ”