My mind went back to five years ago, in a lecture hall five years ago, the professor on the podium was teaching, and the students in the audience were also young and lively.

At this time, in the corner of the classroom, it is difficult for a sneaky figure not to attract attention.

"Xia Xia, is it really okay for us to be like this?"

At this time, Shi Xia's roommate and friend Tong Xin'er was anxious, and her forehead was very big looking at Shi Xia, who was about to secretly skip class.

Shi Xia has slowly drawn out of the seat and stepped on the back steps, with a small head, a palm-sized face, charming peach blossom eyes, long eyelashes, a handsome nose bridge, and beautiful lips.

The small head moved under the desk unconsciously, and was about to sneak towards the back door of the classroom.

The classmates behind Shi Xia couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat on their backs, thinking to themselves, this classmate was too bold, but they swept their eyes and didn't affect Shi Xia at all.

Tong Xin'er looked scared.

"Xia Xia, let's not do this, I heard that this professor is very strict in the final grade, and the thesis requirements are also very strict, it depends on the number of times students usually appear!"

"Oh, Xin'er, what are you afraid of, he's not a professor in you from the stars, even if our papers are picked up in the east and copied in the west, he can't see it, rest assured, besides, it's just an elective course, it's safe~"

(ﾉ“◑ڡ◑)ﾉ“(｡ •́︿•̀｡ )～

Shi Xia hurriedly flickered: "You just have to think about it, as long as we step out of that back door, our free and beautiful life will come, believe me, it must be right." ”

Tong Xin'er looked hesitant, but after a moment of hesitation.

"Alright! I'm with you! Share the blessings and share the difficulties! ”

At this time, Tong Xin'er looked like she was sworn to death, and Shi Xia couldn't cry or laugh when she saw it.

Shi Xia patted Tong Xin'er on the shoulder: "No problem~ I'll withdraw first, wait for me to slip out of the back door, and then wait for you outside the back door." ”

Tong Xin'er: "OK (๑•ั็ω•็ั๑)." ”

Then make an ON PROBLEM gesture.

Shi Xia thought to himself, I didn't like this financial course in the first place, how could I "break my eyebrows and bend my waist to make me unhappy".

Shi Xia, who had already thought of all the plans, was about to embark on the road to a free and beautiful life, but as a result, at the beginning of the journey, he killed a Cheng Biting Jin, uh, it was all the trouble caused by the steps.

Shi Xia didn't step on it steadily, coupled with a deviation of his feet, the road to a better life was broken, with Shi Xia's low scream, Tong Xin'er was trying to hold her when Shi Xia shouted out, and as a result, the gravitational pull of the earth is not something we can underestimate.

Shi Xia directly skipped Tong Xin'er's outstretched hand, and with inertia, he rolled around from the middle and back of the classroom, rolled to the wall in front of the classroom, and finally stopped.

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The whole classroom was silent, very "quiet and harmonious".

Of course, if you can ignore the sympathetic eyes of the whole classroom towards Shixia.

At this moment, Tong Xin'er only had the word "finished" in her mind and was quickly swiping the screen.

"Ouch", Shi Xia endured the pain and screamed, even if he was dizzy from being fallen, he still remembered that this was in the classroom after all, he didn't skip class, and he "didn't steal chickens and rice", which is no wonder to others.

The surrounding classmates instantly turned from envy to schadenfreude, thinking, it's good that I didn't do that.

Shi Xia looked at the nearest classmate to him, only to see a pair of long legs in black slacks quickly came into view, Shi Xia struggled to stand up by himself, but his butt fell and blossomed, it hurt too much and he couldn't stand up, so he had to ask the nearest male classmate for help.

"This classmate, can you help me pull me?"

Ran goose, after more than ten seconds of silence, Shi Xia silently counted one crow flying over in his heart, two crows flew by, and when the third crow flew over his head, Shi Xia finally couldn't help it.

I looked my head up and forward, and I saw that a handsome face, yes, yes, was handsome, with an indifferent expression, wearing a white shirt, fair skin, but not feminine at all, on the contrary, it also made people feel very handsome, and the slender, fascinated boy was taking notes with a pen, even if he didn't commit the Shixia, he was deeply attracted to his attention.

"Wow,(⊙ o ⊙), this boy is at the school grass level, hey, hey, wait, am I off topic at the moment, back to the topic, hum, now I ask him for help, he doesn't help me, no sympathetic guy, what if he looks good, he doesn't know the traditional virtue of helping each other, it's really rude."

Shi Xia decided that he still had to rely on himself, and supported his hand hard, "Ouch, it seems that the flowering is a bit serious, I can't stand up, and the sky is going to kill me!" ”

I had no choice but to look at the unsympathetic fellow again, after all, he was only an arm's length away from me, within the closest distance.

Classmate, can I trouble your left hand? I don't seem to be able to stand up on my own."

When he said this, another male classmate to the right of the cold male classmate whistled low and whispered to him.

"Hey, this chick is good, you pull someone else, you have a chance to meet thousands of miles away, maybe hehehehe~"

Shi Xia gave the male classmate countless health balls.

This male classmate, can't you wait until I walk away? Shi Xia despised him in his heart.

In the end, I saw that the cold male classmate finally moved, and stretched out his "noble" left hand to me, but no, uh, it seems that my arm is a little weak, I stretch my hand, and I only panted and gave up after struggling for a few seconds, and the classmates around me laughed.

As a last resort, he spoke again with a flushed face, and finally held back a very ladylike look.

Said: "Classmate, can I trouble your hand to reach over a little more?" ”

After listening to me say this, his hand stretched out a little at a speed that was visible to the naked eye, haha, this time this girl, you can always get up.

However, a clear, magnetic, and beautiful voice came, "You don't blame me for your short hands, are you yourself the best waste?" It's useless. ”

Suddenly, the classroom burst into laughter.

Shi Xia was angry, and this girl finally pretended to be such a lady for the first time, and this black-bellied poisonous tongue ghost also went to her mouth.

Shi Xia's real feeling at that time was that this classmate not only had no sympathy, but also had a poisonous tongue and a black belly, what the hell?

Shi Xia thought to himself, is this person sick, this girl is as beautiful as a flower, everyone loves her, flowers bloom, the car sees the car burst, the eyes are big, and the skin can be broken by blowing......

Ignoring this girl, and saying that I am the best waste, this girl is 165cm, a courtyard flower of an art college, isn't it just that I folded my hand on the way down just now, and I can't stretch it very straight, and I actually said that I am the best waste.

Hum (ˉ(∞)ˉ) chirp

I provoked you in my last life, or dug your ancestral grave, this girl cursed you with a Siberian steppe above your head in the future, forget it, people are under the eaves, I have to bow my head, thirty years in the east of the river, thirty years in the west of the river.

This girl will one day take revenge on you to relieve the hatred in my heart.

Shi Xia "aggrieved" with the help of his hand, uh, no, it's the clothes on his hand, and finally ...... Stood up.

But it's a smile on his face and an MMP in his heart.

However, the most anxious thing now is how to successfully fool the professor.

Just when Shi Xia racked his brains to think of a way.

The professor asked himself very forcefully.

"This classmate, I'm curious to know how you rolled from your position to this front, could it be that Bill Gates written on my blackboard is so attractive that it sucks you to the front?"

The audience burst into laughter.

"No, teacher, it's because of the charm of your lectures that attracted me to this front.

Shi Xia replied with a strong desire to survive.

Professor: "Okay, in that case, you can hand over this financial assignment to me next time, and I will help you evaluate it on the spot." ”

Shi Xia: "......" teacher, don't~(ಥ_ಥ),

Skipping class was cool for a while, and it didn't become a crematorium.

It's all to blame on that ice cube face, if I had pulled me up earlier, maybe none of this would have happened.

I declare that this girl is not finished with you, Shi Xia secretly made up her mind.

It wasn't until later that Shi Xia knew.

You are my impulse, but you are my long-time favorite.

……

Not long after, the bell rang for the end of class.