Seeing the banter and sarcasm hidden in the corners of the host's eyes, Pan Xiaoxian seemed to be unaware, and his pale face showed embarrassment: "My way of hitting the plank is more special, only if you hold it, it is not good to exert force, so let's put it on the stage." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"OMG! Is it so amazing? The host's humble expression won the applause and encouragement of the audience, and the audience who had already expressed their disappointment with Pan Xiaoxian's performance appreciated the host's wit - we like to watch the difficult actor the most!

The host turned around with a bright smile and exchanged glances with Shangguan Tiezhu, and the task given to him by Shangguan Tiezhu was to dismantle the stage and dismantle Pan Xiaoxian's platform. If you can't, steal the spotlight as much as possible, and let Pan Xiaoxian have as few shots as possible.

Shangguan Tiezhu's current thoughts are very simple and simple: Mom forced me to be good, don't think about it, none of you can think about it!

So according to Pan Xiaoxian's request, the host knelt on one knee on the stage, holding both ends of the plank with both hands, and erected the plank on the edge of the stage, while Pan Xiaoxian stood under the stage, and the height of the stage was just below Pan Xiaoxian's waist.

The host held on to the wooden board and said to the audience with a bitter face: "To tell the truth, I'm so nervous now, what if Zhuang Yuanlang's fist shatters the wooden board and then blows my head with his hand?" Is it too late for me to buy two more insurances? ”

His on-the-spot play was witty and witty, and almost all the shots were glued to him, and there were not even a few shots of Pan Xiaoxian, the male protagonist, at this moment.

"It's too late! Haha......"

"I bet that Wumao Yuanlang can't break the plank!"

"Host, you're naughty again!"

"The current psychological shadow area of the Champion ......"

The audience, with the students of Huayu University as the main body, simply wanted to hack the donkey brother, and of course they were also the five cents of Shangguan Tiezhu.

In fact, there are still a lot of self-cadres, you must know that this is Huayu University, Pan Xiaoxian of Brilliance University won the champion, and the students of Huayu University can be happy?

But Brother Donkey didn't seem to hear what the audience shouted, so he confidently reached out to help the plank, and then said to the host domineeringly: "Is your body ready?" ”

The host squeezed his eyes at the camera: "It's proper!" ”

"Are you mentally ready?" Brother Donkey is simply handsome for five seconds.

“…… Fit? The host suddenly felt that he was robbed of the spotlight, and this kid who was paralyzed would really brush his face in front of the camera!

Before I knew it, he brushed two more shots!

Wumao and Ziganwu of Huayu University couldn't help but stand up again, Brother Black Donkey, how black it is, it's money, no matter how thin the mosquito legs are, it's meat!

"Pull it down, the big-breasted emperor, it's just a plank! Are you still mentally ready...... Are you a tease invited by the monkeys? ”

"Damn, I'm really sorry for you if I don't buy mental illness insurance!"

"Still fighting? To fight or not to fight? To fight or not to fight? ”

"Boom-"

Thunder!

Smoke billowing down!

Sawdust flying!

Fragmented!

The host was so frightened that he grabbed the wooden board with both hands to block his head, pouted his ass and lay on the stage trembling, and the stage under him with a solid wood board as thick as sleepers on top of the iron frame was actually cut out of a huge crack!

The sleeper-thick solid wood planks and the iron frame welded with steel bars were all cut in half by Pan Xiaoxian's palm!

What's even more amazing is that the stubble of the red carpet, solid wood boards, and steel bars are all neat and tidy, and there is not even a raw edge at a glance!

The audience stood up suddenly, looking at the stage covered with red carpet with a pale face and disbelief grinning at a big opening more than a foot wide and more than a foot long, as if a big red paper had been cut into scissors, and the host was lying on this big mouth and shivering, looking like a clown jumping off the beam, the strong contrast between reality and imagination made thousands of people in the audience instantly silent!

"I'm sorry, I missed it......" Brother Donkey indifferently raised his hand in front of him and gently blew off the dust on his palm.

At this time, everyone suddenly noticed that the wooden board that Brother Donkey was going to split was still intact in the host's hand, and the frightened host put it on his head as a hard hat......

“…… the whole earth, I'll obey you! ”

"Brother Donkey, you're going against the sky!"

"Brother Donkey, you are such a dick, have you ever considered the feelings of the plank? Have you ever considered what it's like to be on stage? ”

"Great God, please accept our chrysanthemums!"

After a short silence, the audience, which was mainly composed of students, burst out with incomparable enthusiasm, except for Shangguan Tiezhu's Wumao and Ziganwu, everyone was on fire, whether it was passers-by or sunspots, all of them automatically turned into fans at this moment!

Song Qingsong couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief, and shook his head slightly with a smile: This apprentice that my father accepted is really ...... Bunker up!

It's not scientific! Shangguan Tiezhu's face couldn't help but change greatly, perhaps because of his preconceived ideas, he always thought that Pan Xiaoxian relied on shit luck to get the champion:

The qualifiers just passed, the first round of worms had problems, the second round of the eight kings and the four masters killed each other, and in the third round, Tang Yi abstained from death......

Pan Xiaoxian's luck in this whole race is almost like a hanging! However, at this moment, he found out that Tang Yi would only lose worse than his strength!

In the Shaolin Temple, the monks who watched the live broadcast cross-legged in front ......of the virtual big screen applauded warmly, especially the little monks of the Wuzi generation were so excited that they couldn't close their legs.

"Hiss......" The first seat of the Bodhi Academy stroked his beard and frowned and said: "Have you noticed that in just one day and one night, the possible martial arts have improved a few points?" ”

"Not bad!" The big red face of the first seat of the Discipline Academy was so excited that he was excited, this was his apprentice's grandson: "After the semi-finals of the annual big competition of the word generation, he was tested in this school, although the possible demon slaying sword is powerful, but it is only the realm of 'integration', but his performance at this moment is obviously 'perfect'!" This son is simply a once-in-a-century martial arts wizard! ”

"It's a pity, it's a pity!" The first seat of the Panruo Hall was empty, and he raised his longevity eyebrows, which was only on one side, and said sourly: "It's a pity that he is just a lay disciple!" ”

True colors couldn't help but glance at him - damn it! The old man pinched his fingers and counted, you lack virtue in your life, your soul is weak!

"It's good, but it's not unjust!" The big black face of the first seat of Luohan Hall smiled happily, and finally said this sentence, since everyone has verified that it may be a rare martial arts wizard in a hundred years, then it is not ashamed to lose.

"Huh." The wrinkled old face of the Master of Enlightenment smiled indistinctly - if you practiced the Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra, you would also be a once-in-a-century martial arts wizard!

Looking in the direction of the mountain city, a glimmer of light bloomed in the cloudy old eyes of the master of enlightenment - Ami Tofu! Maybe this kid is really looking forward to it......

When he withdrew his gaze, the Master of Enlightenment glanced over an empty futon, which was supposed to be complete.

But this morning, he went out to fetch water, and he never came back, and the monk he lived with brought the futon for him.

The smile on the face of the Master of Enlightenment gradually turned cold, if he was not mistaken, the consummation would not come back, not today, not tomorrow, not the day after tomorrow, but forever......

……

"Mom and Dad, I'm here to see you!" Pan Xiaoxian and Ning Yusha, the little couple, came with wine again, and shook the wine bottle to Pan Laoshi, and Brother Donkey was very embarrassed: "How is Dad?" Let's go out for a celebration wine? ”

"Good boy!" Pan Laoshi was so happy that he used to stretch out his hand and habitually wanted to hook his son's shoulder, but found that his son was already so tall, but Pan Xiaoxian immediately bent down to cooperate with his father, Pan honestly hooked his son's shoulder with satisfaction, and the father and son hooked their shoulders and walked out: "You dare to have sex with your father!" Let's go, Dad will get drunk with you today! ”

There are other patients in the ward, of course they are not good at drinking in the ward, even if it is a big happy event, even if Pan Xiaoxian has great power, he still does not forget the principles of life taught by his father, and the father and son hid in the corner of the stairs to drink.

Of course, I drank wine mixed with the essence of plants and trees. Although Pan Laoshi can't be allowed to regenerate his severed limbs, Pan Laoshi's body is getting stronger and stronger.

Ning Yusha still stayed, and closed the curtain to "push oil" for Pan's mother.

The aunt in the next bed unceremoniously poked her head in: "Yo, this little daughter-in-law is really incomparable!" The old Pan family is so blessed!

"By the way, what kind of oil did you give your mother-in-law to use, I gave the bottle to my son, and asked him to buy me two bottles to try.

"But I asked him to buy a big bottle, what is your small bottle enough for, you don't have enough to tell my aunt when the time comes!"

At this moment, her white-collar son came in in a hurry, still carrying a box of lunch bought from the hospital cafeteria.

"Mom, I didn't have time to work overtime, so I bought you a boxed lunch from the cafeteria." The white-collar son said and threw the lunch box on the bedside table.

"Okay, okay, I love to eat this canteen boxed lunch! Son, you know me best! The aunt smiled as if it was true: "By the way, son, the bottle I gave you last time, asked you to buy me two large bottles, did you buy it?" ”

"Buy two big bottles? I'll buy a skewer! When the white-collar son heard this, he suddenly became angry - because the curtain was drawn, he didn't know that Ning Yu was broken, and Pan Laoshi's father and son were not there, so he didn't hide when he talked to his mother:

"Mom, do you know what that vial is? I specially asked someone to inquire, and it was the legendary essence of plants and trees!

"Mom, do you know how much that plant essence is? A small bottle of 10 milliliters costs 100,000 star coins! How much do I make in a month?

"And buy two big bottles! Hehe, don't talk about two big bottles, we can't afford a small bottle, Mom! Who the hell are you listening to?

"Take the essence of plants and trees to push the oil? Hehe, after I asked, the whole company took me for a fool, you know? 100,000 yuan and 10 milliliters, even the governor of Shancheng can't afford it! ”