Chapter 044: Dad, Save Me, I'll Have One Head Left!
The driver was deeply shocked by the back of the vice president.
If he were a writer, the scene in front of him would inspire him, and a "The Back of the Vice Dean" would move the world.
The back was tall, thick, heavy.
Defend them against the attacking evils.
Vice President Li faced the evil thing, his back was indeed very tall, but his expression in the face of the evil thing was very nervous, sweat was dripping from his forehead, swallowing saliva, and his calves were trembling, if it wasn't for the white coat covering his calves, he would be exposed.
"Can you tap it? ”
When he stood in front of the evil thing, he remembered that he was an unarmed weak man, and he could do the evil thing with the iron rod in his hand?
Still no kidding.
Ask the evil thing in a consultative tone, hoping that the other party will understand.
The tentacles of the evil octopus writhed like waves, and suddenly, a tentacle burst into the air, and with a bang, it directly knocked him away.
"Vice Dean ......"
When the driver saw the vice president flying back, he forgot everything, jumped into the air, and directly used the vice president as a back, and the two superimposed, and hit the mute man lying on the ambulance hood with a bang.
The mute man was still writing 'SOS', and when he saw the two figures flying in, he glared fiercely, and wanted to climb away but it was too late, so he directly used the two of them as backs.
If he could speak, he would definitely scold.
You didn't save me, you did it on purpose.
"Vice Dean, are you alright? The driver asked with difficulty.
Li Laifu said: "It's okay, it's just that I haven't exercised for many years, and some of you have made a fortune, you are very good, as long as we can survive, I will promote you well." ”
"Thank you...... Xie, Vice President. ”
"I don't like to hear this subphrase. ”
"Yes, Dean. ”
"Run, that's an evil thing, if you have a little conscience, run with us on your back. ”
As soon as the words fell.
Li Laifu fainted with the driver, but after all, it was overconfidence that hurt them.
Lin Fan and Old Man Zhang looked at each other, and there was a trace of doubt in each other's eyes, just now they were discussing each other's cute questions, and then they saw them faint.
"Do they have a problem here?" Lin Fan asked, pointing to his head.
"Oh, maybe, it's horrible. Old man Zhang shrank his head, a little afraid of Vice President Li and them.
At this time, the evil octopus came, and its strength was so great that the vehicles blocking the road were pushed away, and some were thrown directly under the bridge.
"It's coming. ”
"Isn't it cute to walk in a way that makes you walk. ”
"Well, it's cute. ”
Lin Fan was so hungry when he touched his stomach.
Old man Zhang looked around, but didn't see any dangerous people, "No one is looking at us, alas, I'm going to look for tools, I have to find it quickly, otherwise when those bad guys come, they will snatch our things." ”
Soon.
The octopus came to Lin Fan, Lin Fan looked at the octopus curiously, and one person and one evil thing looked at each other like this.
A tentacle stretched out towards Lin Fan, against his neck, and then slowly wrapped around Lin Fan's neck, and with a slight force, it could strangulate the human neck.
Lin Fan looked at the smooth tentacles, and saliva left down the corners of his mouth.
He smelled the sea, no...... That's the taste of salt.
"It's definitely delicious. ”
Lin Fan couldn't bear the hunger, grabbed his tentacle and opened his mouth, bit down, tore, and bit off a piece of octopus meat.
Screams were heard.
The evil octopus trembled in pain, tears were about to flow, it couldn't speak, but it was roaring in its heart.
"Daddy, come and save me, humans bite me. ”
"It hurts. ”
"The baby's hand is broken. ”
"Damn!"
The evil octopus waved a tentacle and broke through the air, the speed was very fast, and when it was about to touch Lin Fan, it was grabbed by Lin Fan with a slap.
"Huh?"
The octopus was surprised, stunned for a moment, obviously not expecting to be caught.
Followed by.
It found itself off the ground, and saw the human grab its tentacles, pick it up, and smash it towards the ground.
Bang!
Bang!
Every time it fell, the bridge deck cracked and was smashed into small craters.
"Daddy, save me......"
The evil octopus is dumbfounded, how can this be, I am an evil octopus, I am very powerful, but why am I being carried and beaten, it hurts so much, I am about to die.
Lin Fan stood in place, waving his arms and shaking the octopus from side to side.
He feels that the cute octopus is so mischievous.
Since it's so cute, let's play the game with you.
Old man Zhang was looking for something, and in a car, he found a barbecue grill, oil, knives, spices, and so on.
He knows them all.
"Delicious Barbecue" was broadcast on TV before, and he drooled when he saw it, and the tools in it were all memorized, and after watching the show, he also looked for such tools for a long time.
"I didn't expect to be able to get all the tools that I only have on TV, so happy. Old man Zhang was holding the tools, so happy, tears were about to flow.
He always thought that these tools were only available on TV.
I may never see it in my life.
Just when Old Man Zhang was happy, a panicked voice came.
"Lao Zhang, come quickly, it seems to be dying. ”
When the old man Zhang heard the voice, he hurried to the place with his things in his arms and asked:
"What's wrong?"
Lin Fan squatted on the ground, poked his fingers at the tentacles of the octopus, and said uncomfortably: "I don't know, I played a game with it just now, and after playing for a while, it didn't move much, you see, is it going to die, it looks so cute, it can't die." ”
Old man Zhang put the tool on the ground and looked at the slightly angry octopus, frowning.
"It's serious. ”
"It's dying. ”
"I'm going to give it acupuncture. ”
Old man Zhang took out the close-fitting needle box, which was given to him by the one-eyed man, who was a good person, but he didn't want to be friends with them, which made him and Lin Fan so sad.
Pinch a silver needle and prick it on the tentacle.
The speed is fast, the position is accurate, and the needle drops decisively.
The evil octopus roared inwardly, bastard, it's fun, but you're not playing with me, you're killing me.
Lin Fan squatted aside and looked very carefully, and pointed: "This position also needs to be pricked." ”
"Good. Old man Zhang decisively dropped the needle.
Second shot!
The third shot!
......
The thirteenth needle!
When this needle fell, the evil octopus felt very bad, and the feeling was amazing, and the already not very smart head felt very painful.
Human, I'm an evil baby octopus, you can't do this to me.
My dad will eat you.
The tentacles that could still move slightly, did not move at all, occasionally had a nervous reaction, and trembled slightly.
Old man Zhang put the silver needle into the needle box, and said with regret on his face: "I have tried my best, but it is still dead." ”
Lin Fan said: "It's so cute." ”
"Yes, it's still dead, are you hungry?" asked Old Man Zhang.
"Hungry, hungry. Lin Fan touched his stomach and said.
Old man Zhang brought all the tools over and said, "Look, these are the tools I just found there, I will use these tools, and the cute one is dead, it must be delicious, we finally don't have to wait, we can eat it now." ”
"Isn't it going to be delicious?" Lin Fan asked.
"Yes, it's so cute, it must be delicious, you wait for me, I'll get the tools ready." ”
Soon.
Get the barbecue grill ready, don't ask how the psychosis got it, it's providence to ask.
Lin Fan sat on the tentacle and cut off a large piece of the tentacle with a knife.
Old man Zhang put his tentacles on the barbecue grill and poured oil into the stainless grill.
Zizi!
It smells so good.
Sprinkle with chopped green onions, pepper, etc......
"Lao Zhang, you are so good. Lin Fan couldn't take his eyes off it, wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth.
"Hey, hey. Old man Zhang turned into a chef, stir-frying octopus whiskers, beaming with pride.
Both of them are looking forward to it, the fragrance is coming, it is really fragrant, and it feels like dogs and snakes are not as delicious as this.
Sure enough, the cutest must be the most delicious.
The evil octopus is not dead.
It's alive.
I just fainted.
It always felt like its hands and feet were constantly separating from its body, and that feeling made it feel weird.
Wake up with an effort.
I habitually want to wave my tentacles, but I don't feel it at all.
It opened its eyes and saw that its tentacles were gone, and in its sight, it found that its tentacles were resting on the fire, and they smelled, well, it was very fragrant, no, how could I have such an idea.
That's my hands and feet.
"Ahh ”
"What?"
The two looked curiously at the octopus, which was only left with its head.
Six eyes facing each other.
Followed by.
Lao Zhang said excitedly: "I succeeded, the knowledge I learned in books is useful, it was revived by me, my acupuncture is useful, do you say it." ”
"yes. Lin Fan was happy for Lao Zhang, and habitually took a bite of the fragrant octopus whiskers, and ate a greasy mouth, which was really delicious.
The two were very happy.
But soon, they regained their composure, and sat silently on the ground, biting their octopus whiskers and feeling uncomfortable.
"It's alive, and we can't eat its head. ”
"yes. ”
"But it's bleeding, and when it dries up, it's going to die, and we can eat its head." ”
"yes. ”
Lin Fan and Old Man Zhang looked at each other, a smile appeared on their faces, and they felt that this method was good, it was really a smart brain.
Then the two of them sat there, looking at the octopus with wide eyes, quietly waiting for the octopus to die.
The octopus, the evil creature with only one head left, was stared at uncomfortably, and roared inwardly.
"Daddy!"
"Help me!"
"I'm left with a head. ”
PS: Ask for recommendation tickets, and collect it, big brothers.