Chapter 71: Not Dry, Not Clean
When she arrived at the hotel, Ma Mi saw the three major handbags and souvenirs placed next to the sofa, her eyes were straight, and she sighed exaggeratedly: "Wow! Liu Sanshi, you have moved all your family here, right? ”
As he spoke, Ma Mi squatted down, unzipped a bag, took out a walnut from it, and pinched it lightly with her fingers, and it shattered with a "crunch".
Mami's eyes straightened again: "Wow! This walnut skin is like an egg shell, so I just pinch it gently, tsk! It's broken, but fortunately it's not an egg shell, otherwise, I would have to be covered in egg whites and yolks. ”
Mami stuffed a walnut kernel into her mouth, chewed it a few times, and sighed, "Wow! It smells so good! It's so fragrant! It's so fragrant! ”
Then, she unzipped another bag, took out a jujube from it, rubbed it a few times in her hand and was about to stuff it in her mouth, but Liu Sanshi stopped her.
"Wash and eat again, it's too unhygienic."
Ma Mi grinned and said, "I just want you to see what a real foodie is, not clean, and not sick after eating." ”
Liu Sanshi couldn't cry or laugh.
Ma Mi chewed the jujube in her mouth and sighed vaguely: "Crispy, crispy, sweet, Liu Sanshi, this jujube is too sweet, the sugar water is sticky like glue, and my mouth is about to stick to a piece, Liu Sanshi, hurry up, hurry up, you hurry up and moisten my mouth, otherwise it will be really sticky." ”
As he spoke, he put his lips on Liu Sanshi's lips, and held Liu Sanshi's head tightly with both hands, until he couldn't breathe anymore. Looking at Liu Sanshi with a smirk, he asked, "Is it sweet or not?" ”
"Sweet." Liu Sanshi glared at her.
When the grapes are taken out, it is natural that there is a lot of emotion.
"Such a delicious thing should be shared by everyone, right? Every department in our unit has to be divided, I calculate," Ma Mi snapped her fingers like a few treasures, "Audit Department, Finance Department, Political Work Department, large and small, a total of 17 departments, one department for each bag, 51 pockets!" It's really a lot, don't be unfair when the time comes, and let them fight again. In this way, the two of us will go to the supermarket to get some food bags and come back, and we will divide them here first, and then send them from department to department after we go back, all of which should be given to them candy. ”
At this, Ma Mi sneered, and her eyes were full of longing.
Suddenly, Ma Mi pulled Liu Sanshi and walked out, went to the supermarket and took a large pile of food bags back, and began to divide things, Liu Sanshi held the bag, Ma Mi put it into the bag one by one, and recited the words while holding it: "One handful, two handfuls, three handfuls..." It seems that he is calculating in his heart how many people are in which department, how many hands should be shared, and he is distracted when he is divided.
"Anyway, I've already given them the candy, they have to give us both red envelopes, if anyone's red envelopes are less, I'll strangle him."
Mami made a gesture of pinching someone's neck, and as soon as her hand was released, the walnuts were scattered all over the ground.
"How many have I picked up?" Ma Mi looked at Liu Sanshi in a daze and asked.
Liu Sanshi said: "Six handfuls." ”
Ma Mi asked again: "Which department is this bag for?" ”
Liu Sanshi glanced at her and said, "How do I know? ”
Ma Mi began to look at the bag again: "This bag is from the Audit Department, this bag is from the Finance Department, this bag is from the Political Work Department, this bag is from the Information Department, by the way, this bag is from the Law and Regulations Department, six handfuls, just right." ”
There were 17 bags of each thing, and the inside of the bag was basically bottomed out, and Ma Mi suddenly slapped her head and exclaimed: "Mine is not yet, no, no, I have to save some for myself." By the way, what about my parents, who else? Xia Lu! How did I forget her? That dead girl is also a complete foodie, and I'm ugly compared to eating! ”
Ma Mi said in surprise, but she was also happy, and glanced at Liu Sanshi from time to time, interpreting the true colors of a foodie to the fullest.
After dividing all the bags properly, Liu Sanshi and Ma Mi put all these small bags into the three big bags, Liu Sanshi carried two big bags, and Ma Mi carried one, walked out of the hotel and got into the car.
When she arrived at the unit, Ma Mi first placed Liu Sanshi in the office to sit, and then carried bags from door to door to deliver to others, and said everywhere she went: "I'm here to give everyone candy." ”
I just smiled when I didn't take it seriously, and asked seriously: "This is obviously grape walnuts and jujubes, why did it become a candy?" ”
Ma Mi said: "This is a gift from my boyfriend, I said it's candy, it's candy." In addition, these things are also said, which are called escaping from singleness and giving birth to a noble son early. ”
"There are two escapes, grapes and walnuts, and what does it mean that the other escapes?"
Ma Mi pouted and said, "It's right to run away, it means that my boyfriend and I escaped from being single together, just run away by myself, my boyfriend doesn't run away, who am I going to marry?" Sensei nonsense, hurry up and prepare a big red envelope. ”
"Ready, ready, ready."
In the last two stops, Ma Mi went to Guan Shanyue, the director of the Department of Finance, the first stop, usually Director Guan is very serious to everyone, but in front of Ma Mi, he is not big or small, and when he saw Ma Mi coming in with a few bags, he immediately shouted: "What are you going to do?" Bribes? ”
Ma Mi pouted and said, "You think beautifully, this is the candy my boyfriend asked me to send you." ”
"Hey candy, then I have to taste it."
Director Guan pulled out a jujube and stuffed it into his mouth.
Mami raised her hand to stop him, but unfortunately it was too late, and the date was already chewing in her mouth.
"Look at you old man, why are you so greedy? I haven't finished speaking, this thing is not eaten for free, there are conditions. ”
"What conditions? Isn't it just for me to wrap a red envelope! I'll give you a big one. ”
"It's not that simple," Mami said. ”
Director Guan said: "Then I won't eat it, don't lie to me again when the time comes." ”
Ma Mi squinted her eyes and said, "It's too late, I have to lie to you this time." If you don't want me to slander you, it's okay, unless you restore the dates you just ate to their original appearance. ”
"Then I'll eat it," Director Guan spit out the jujube pit, picked up another one and stuffed it into his mouth, "I knew your things weren't that delicious, let's say, what's the matter?" ”
"My boyfriend wants to apply for a special grant for road construction in his hometown, and this is his application report," Mami said. ”
With that, Ma Mi handed the application report to Director Guan.
Director Guan waved his hand and said, "I won't look at the materials, you let the relevant departments review it, improve the relevant procedures, and finally sign it with me." ”
"Okay!"
Mami bounced away.
At the last stop, Ma Mi went to Wen Zhengxi, the director of the General Affairs Department.