"Smack!" With a bang, Xingmu slapped on the table, and Mr. Storyteller stood behind the table in a gray robe, raised his orchid fingers and stroked his mustache, and said in a warm voice:

"In other words, since the birthday banquet of the Emperor of Heaven, the relationship between the gods and demons has become increasingly frozen, and the incidents of tearing and spitting in public have occurred frequently."

"In order to stabilize the Three Realms, the Emperor of Heaven decided to follow the example of the ancients, send an envoy to the Devil Clan to negotiate peace, and to marry the two clans for the sake of friendship, and the marriage partner chosen by the Protoss is Star Swirl, the eldest son of the God of Fire."

"Speaking of this eldest son of the God of Fire, I have to sigh that the God of Fire has a good life, a pair of twins under his knees, although the eldest son cannot practice Taoism due to maternal defects, but he is quite forged in terms of spells, and the second son Xingheng is a stranger, and his cultivation is now much higher than that of the God of Fire."

"The Devil Clan originally did not agree to this marriage, but the princess of the Devil Clan saw the appearance of the eldest son of the Fire God in an accident and liked it! So the princess of the devil clan begged the demon emperor and automatically asked to marry the gods. ”

"The friendship between the two races, which was originally smooth and smooth, is a beautiful conversation." As soon as the words fell, the storyteller's tone changed, and the awakening wood in his hand snapped, and said: "But just yesterday, according to the grapevine, the second son of the god of fire went to the devil clan alone to withdraw from the marriage, and the princess was furious in public, kneeling directly in front of the demon emperor, claiming that she wanted to start a war with the god clan, and would rather die in battle than save the face of her clan!" ”

"When these words reached the ears of the Emperor of Heaven, before he could reprimand the god of fire, he hurriedly sent someone to Tianshan to seek help from the Bodhi Patriarch, and the patriarch only said one sentence: The inspector is not a decoration."

"Presumably, the Bodhi Patriarch is also dissatisfied with the trouble of the Emperor of Heaven several times to find the inspector, and because of his identity, he didn't scold him, haha, the thoughts of the bigwigs are always unpredictable!"

"The Emperor of Heaven sent someone to inspect and supervise to ask for help, and also named and asked the little second master to accept the matter."

Hearing this, Nian Xiao raised his eyebrows, the teacup in his hand almost fell to the ground, and he said in his heart: What the hell, is this a disaster from heaven? If the master doesn't kill the Emperor of Heaven, it's already an extrajudicial grace, "I can't beat it", this force still dares to find himself?

Suddenly, someone in the audience asked, "Why does the Emperor of Heaven want to find the little second master to regulate this matter, do the little second master and the demon emperor really have a leg?" ”

As soon as these words came out, the room changed from a lifeless and sleepy afternoon class just now, to a physical education classroom of reform and opening up in a second!

The discussion continued, and the water that Nian Xiao had just drunk squirted out, "Ahem, cough, cough..."

"Little Seventeen, are you okay?" Di Chen was so frightened that he hurriedly stood up, walked behind Nianxiao and patted Nianxiao lightly on the back.

"It's okay, ahem..."Nian smiled and waved his hand.

At this time, the unserious storyteller on the stage, with a mouthful of small white teeth, said to the person who asked the question just now: "Dear, you have to reward you for asking questions~ This question is not in the opening gossip free order~." ”

The man in the audience threw over a bag of silver, and said excitedly: "Speak quickly!" ”

Nianxiao and Di Chen also looked at Mr. Storyteller at the same time, wanting to hear what this sand sculpture could say!

The storyteller frowned, and said with a serious face: "According to the informants in the sky and the underground, as well as the informants who were ambushed at the door of the little second master's house, the Demon Emperor saved the little second master twice in the Protoss Palace, and the princess took him away!" This is absolutely true. ”

Di Chen nodded in agreement and said, "Little Seventeen, he didn't lie. ”

Get out, you stinky man, the master knows he's not lying! Nian Xiao gritted his teeth and looked at the storyteller.

Mr. Storyteller continued: "And the two of them spent the night together, and the little second master has been on several missions recently, and the Demon Emperor has been with him, but the two parties have not disclosed their identities, so it's hard to say." ”

The people in the audience coaxed: "I don't think you dare to say it, I'm afraid that the Demon Emperor will kill you if you don't agree." ”

Mr. Storyteller's eyes seemed to skim to the second floor unintentionally, and his gaze briefly intersected with Nianxiao and Di Chen. He chuckled lightly and said, "Where the little second master is, the Demon Emperor won't go on a killing spree, Xiao Sheng is not afraid!" ”

Nian Xiao chuckled in his heart, this storyteller recognized himself and Di Chen! Who is he? If he only knew himself, it would be normal, after all, he had been in the world all year round, but it was wrong to recognize Di Chen.

The few times Emperor Chen has made appearances, he is basically in the Protoss and the Underworld, so being able to recognize Emperor Chen means that this person has been to these two places.

"What are you thinking? The face is very solemn! Di Chen touched Nianxiao's head behind him, and said with concern: "Are you hungry?" ”

"Master is a cat, not a pig." Nianxiao slapped his hand away unceremoniously, and said, "Tell me, what kind of moth are you and the gods doing that stupidity?" ”

Di Chen looked innocent and said: "I didn't mention the marriage, and the divorce was not done by my clan, my clan is the victim of this matter, and it is not my clan who went to inspect and supervise you to find you." Little Seventeen, you can't be angry. ”

Someone pushed the responsibility away in a few sentences, looking invincible and well-behaved in the universe, looking pitifully at Nian Nian.

At present, the smile ghost reached out and patted Di Chen's head, the hair that looked hard was extremely soft to the touch, and the silver hair color matched his face, it was really good-looking.

For a while, the atmosphere of the two was a little charming, looking at each other, and their eyes reflected each other's figures.

However, such a beautiful atmosphere was interrupted by the voice of the three civil officials, "Little Second Master, come to life!" Return to the Inspector quickly."

"Third, do you think the master has a face of world peace? The fucking marriage of gods and demons also wants the master to participate, it's really a meow, it beeps the dog!"

The third civil servant was a little surprised and said, "Lord Demon Emperor told you? The patriarch's dossier has just arrived, but the little second master, I'm curious about how much cause and effect you owe in your last life? How can this Vulcan smash still have a causal debt with you?"

Nian smiled: "What? Ay... Master, I'll go back."

Seeing the unhappy face of the little derpy cat next to him, Di Chen said with concern: "The third and you have passed the sound?" Want to go back to the inspector? ”

Nianxiao nodded, stood up and left the tea table, just took two steps, turned back, took Di Chen's arm with one hand, picked up the white orchid with the other, and walked out the door.

Di Chen pursed his lips, his eyes fell on the hand that Nian Xiao pulled his sleeve, and he was in a good mood.

The two walked to the door, and the storyteller on the stage who was still chattering, shouted: "Dear, I want to give five-star praise~"

Nian smiled for a moment, and said in his heart: This teahouse, the master remembers.

meanwhile

The son of the god of fire, who was the person of the incident, was being stripped naked and thrown on the bed.

Star Swirl hunched up, her smooth back rubbing against the sheets, trying to back away, but there was nowhere to run.

He kept dissuading: "Xiao Heng, we are brothers, we can't do such a thing!" ”

Looking at the face that was exactly the same as himself, Xingheng's eyes were a little brighter than the sun, he tilted his head slightly, his white and tender cheeks hooked a pear vortex, and asked softly: "Brother, don't you like Xiao Heng?" Why? What did Xiao Heng do wrong? ”

"Xiao Heng is right to my brother like this, it's wrong." Star Swirl shook her head and pleaded, "Xiao Heng, I'm your brother." ”

Xingheng lowered his eyes, pursed his red lips, chuckled, and said, "It's because you are my brother that I want you." ”

"Brother, we were born together, grew up together, and survived together, so we have to go on together for the rest of our lives.

But why did you agree to the family affairs arranged by your father? ”

Star Swirl was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said, "Xiao Heng, even if my brother gets married, I will still be your brother, and our brotherly relationship will not change." ”

"No, it will change." Because you're going to get dirty, which I don't allow.

Starheng's thin lips opened slightly, blocking the other's lips, and the teeth gently bit on Star Swirl's lip flap before reluctantly letting go after a long time, leaving a string of tooth marks on his lip flap.

Star Swirl is then placed on her knees on the bed with her legs apart.