Chapter 36: Comics
What kind of animal this little thing is, I can't tell with my knowledge anyway.
Let's say it has a cat's face, and its nose is long and like a dog's nose, and it looks like a dog, and it has a pair of horns like a baby goat on the top of its head.
What is this little thing that cats are not like cats, dogs are not like dogs, and sheep are not like sheep?
I looked into the face of the old man with the white beard, and I saw that the expression on his face was like that of a dog, and I guess he didn't know what this little thing was!
However, I still decided to ask him, after all, the Teng Snake clan has guarded this mountain for thousands of years, and I have to give people a little face.
So I asked the white-bearded old man; "Old man, your Teng Snake clan has been guarding this mountain for thousands of years, so what is the origin of this egg you are guarding?
The white-bearded old man's expression was a little embarrassed when he heard this, and he said hesitantly; "Well, well, the Fuxi clan didn't explain what the origin of this egg was, he just told our Teng Snake clan to guard this egg in this mountain, waiting for the direct descendants of the Shennong clan to appear!"
I continued to ask; "And then? Did Fu Xi explain anything else? ”
The white-bearded old man said; "I didn't explain anything else, the Fuxi clan told our Teng Snake clan to guard this egg, once the direct descendants of the Shennong clan appeared, they could hatch this egg with Shennong's bloodline, and the task of our Teng Snake clan would be completed."
The white-bearded old man's words make me feel depressed!
The Dare Teng Snake Clan has guarded this egg for thousands of years, waiting for me, the so-called direct descendant of the Shennong clan, to appear, just to use my blood to hatch this unknown breed of thing!
A direct descendant of the Shennong clan, this sounds like the identity of the bull and the sky, but the dare plays a role similar to that of an old hen.
This Fuxi clan is too pitiful!
And just when I was depressed and secretly slandering the Fuxi clan of the legendary Three Emperors of the Terran race, the little thing that came out of the egg actually opened its mouth and revealed its small sharp teeth and gnawed on the eggshell that once wrapped him.
Don't look at this little thing just out of the egg, its teeth are quite sharp, one bite can bite off a piece of the eggshell, bite in its mouth rattle, eat a piece, bite another piece.
It didn't take long for the little thing to eat all the eggshells that were several times larger than his body.
This made me and Wu Shun, as well as the white-bearded old man and the group of ghosts, very surprised, and we couldn't figure out how this little thing could put those eggshells several times larger than its body into its stomach?
And the little thing, after eating the eggshell, sniffed around with its long snout, and finally followed the smell to my feet.
"Meow! Meow meow! ”
The sound of this little thing was almost the same as that of a kitten, and it made a kitten-like sound while rubbing its little head against my feet.
It looked like it was close to me, so I grabbed it from the ground and put it in the palms of my hands.
The little thing saw that I held it in the palm of my hand, and behaved very pleasantly, and shouted "meow, meow" at me twice.
At this time, I suddenly remembered, isn't my phase qi used in both ears and mouth to communicate with small animals? Why don't I ask it, what exactly is its origin?
If this little thing is a legendary ancient beast, then wouldn't I have sent it?
Just because it hasn't hatched in an egg for thousands of years, and it has been placed in an extremely yin place, this is enough to show that its identity is not simple!
The legendary third prince of Nezha has only been pregnant in his mother's womb for three years, and he has already become like that, this little thing that has not hatched in the egg for thousands of years, isn't it even more awesome than the third prince of Nezha?
The more I thought about it, the more excited I became, and the more I thought about it, the more excited I became, and I hurriedly applied Xiangqi to my ears and mouth.
But after the phase qi was applied to both ears, I heard the little thing call me, and I was so angry that I almost threw it out of my hand and to the ground!
"Meow, meow!"
The cat meow we heard turned out to be transformed into the language of this little thing, and it turned out to be the word mother.
In the eyes of this little thing, I actually became its mother!
It's a dog!
Didn't I just drop a few drops of blood on that egg? How did I become your mother?
Are you blind? Can't you see that my brother is the one who leads the handle?
I held the little thing in my hands and glared at it angrily, but it didn't feel my emotion that was already on the verge of anger, but shook its head and tail more merrily.
"Meow, meow! "Meow" translates into its language, which is "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!" ”
I'm so depressed!
I'll have to explain it quickly, I can't let it bark like this again.
So I applied Xiangqi to my mouth and communicated with it in the way recorded in the "Book of Divine Appearance".
Of course, when I was communicating with the little thing, Wu Shun and the white-bearded old man and the group of ghosts, they could only see my mouth moving, and they definitely couldn't hear what I was saying.
If I let them hear it, then I will be embarrassed!
I put on a straight face and said to the little thing; "You can't call me that, I'm not your mother!"
The little thing first looked at me with a confused face, and meowed at me, saying that it smelled my mother's smell on my body, and I must be its mother.
I explained that it hatched out of that egg because it absorbed my blood, so it smelled of mom on me.
The little thing said that since it had absorbed my blood to hatch out of the egg, then I was its mother.
And while talking, the little thing also meowed his mother twice very stubbornly.
I'm going crazy with this little thing that can't tell the difference between men and women, but think about it, it's just coming out of the egg, and it knows what it means to be male and female, male and female, female and male? I held back the anger in my heart and explained it in detail.
After listening to my explanation, the little thing's eyes rolled wildly, as if it was very confused, and when I saw this, I pretended to be vicious and said to it; "Whether you understand it or not, don't call me mom in the future!"
This little thing has just come out of the egg, and what does it mean to be afraid? My vicious look was of no use to it.
"Yes, Mom! Meow, meow! ”
At the same time as it promised me, it screamed three times in a row, as if it were demonstrating.
I was so angry that I held it up with one hand and pointed at it with the other and cursed angrily; "Didn't I tell you just now? Don't call me mom in the future! Are you a monkey invited to tease? You don't understand such a simple word? ”
The little thing looked at me innocently when he heard this, stared at its round black eyes, and asked me instead; "Mom, what do you mean by the tease invited by the monkey? Did you hatch me with your blood, and I became the tease you invited? ”
No way!
When I heard this little thing, I almost threw it out of my hands in anger!
If you become a comic, then I am not a monkey?
I was about to be mad, I held up the little thing with both hands, put it in front of my eyes, and yelled at it with a hysterical look; "Don't call me mom in the future! You're not a comic! Did you hear that? ”
I yelled so loudly that it finally had some effect, and the little thing seemed to be a little frightened by me, and said timidly; "Okay, I won't call you mom in the future, I'm not a tease!"
I just felt a little sense of accomplishment when I heard the little thing's words, but then it said another sentence, which was kind of completely defeating me!
I only heard it speak; "Since I'm not a comic, then who is a comic? Is that you? Mom! ”
Hearing what it said, I simply withdrew the qi from my ears and mouth, and threw it directly to Wu Shun, I swore that I would never communicate with this little thing again!
I've never been so angry like this since I grew up!
Even if it is really an ancient divine beast, Lao Tzu is not rare!
As a result, this little thing was very dishonest in Wu Shun's arms, scratching Wu Shun vigorously with its two little paws, and meowing non-stop in its mouth!
Looking at it like that, except for me, the mother in its eyes, it can't accept it anymore!
To others, the little thing sounds like a cat meow, but I know very well that it is calling me Mommy!
I don't have a mother myself, but now I am called my mother by this little thing, how embarrassing is this!
But listening to the little thing's somewhat miserable scream, I felt that I was a little too cruel!
I forced myself not to take care of the little thing, and said to the old man with the white beard; "Now that the cause and effect are over, you can let them go back to the underworld, right?"
I'm talking, of course, about the ghosts trapped in the tunnel by the old man with the white beard.
The white-bearded old man nodded and said; "Don't worry, even if you don't say it, I have to watch them return to the underworld with my own eyes! Otherwise, it will be very bad for me! ”
As soon as the white-bearded old man's good thoughts were activated, the cause and effect had actually been eliminated, and his physiognomy immediately changed.
However, although the black aura of his heaven and earth pavilion dissipated, the blue and black color under his eyes only became a little lighter.
This shows that he will still encounter a catastrophe in the near future, but this catastrophe should not be fatal to him!
I told the white-bearded old man the truth about this situation, asking him to prepare in advance, but he said that this catastrophe was something he had been waiting for for hundreds of years, and if it wasn't for the egg to protect it, he would have let the catastrophe come a long time ago, so why wait until now?