Chapter 362 - Slapping a Big Mouth with Only the Facts
"Yo, I haven't seen you for a few days, and Zu'er is much more beautiful again."
Or how can you say that it is a smiling tiger who smiles at everyone?
Lu Yuechuan, the way of life of a person who doesn't stretch out his hand and don't hit a smiling face, really doesn't know how many people secretly want to stab him to death behind his back.
It's obviously the guy who came to smash the field, but he smiled brightly and harmlessly, and the words he said were also beautiful words.
The beautiful major smiled gently and movingly at Lu Yuechuan, "Master Lu, you always praise me like this, I should be inflated." ”
"It's good to be inflated, you are a natural beauty who is difficult to give up, you should be inflated. If a beauty like you doesn't swell, then who deserves to swell? ”
When Lu Yuechuan said this, he opened his mouth and said it very seriously.
It's the kind of thing you know that it's just a habit for him to praise others, and there is no compliment at all, but when you listen to it, you will still take these words as a compliment to yourself.
The beautiful major suppressed the sarcasm in her beautiful eyes, and reached out to pour out the two cups of tea on the desk, which were already a little cold, and then made a new cup of hot tea.
During this period, she said with a smile, "Master Lu is good at making girls happy, I know that you are making me happy, but I am still happy." ”
"Where, I, Lu someone, always speaks from the bottom of my heart."
Hehe!
The second uncle of his uncle!
The same set of rhetoric, Lu Yuechuan met anyone who is a woman, and he said so, and he didn't even bother to change the punctuation.
No matter how to hide it, the ridicule and contempt in the eyes of the beautiful major were clearly seen by the smiling smiling tiger.
The tail of his eyebrows was slightly raised, and before Lu Yuechuan could speak, Nangong Ji, who was sitting opposite him, had already taken a faint step ahead, "Major Lu's tea, it's getting better and better, Yuechuan, you taste it." ”
Lu Yuechuan glanced at his childhood sweetheart with some surprise, obviously surprised that Nangong, who kept a distance from people everywhere, would actually come forward to help anyone.
Smiling, Lu Yuechuan picked up the teacup and blew it, took a shallow sip, and nodded again and again, "Yes, the craftsmanship is indeed a lot better." It's no wonder that although Zu'er is your personal assistant, you have always liked to do everything yourself. Zu'er is by your side, that's Qu Cai. Every day, I can only do the work of making tea and pouring water, and the craft of making tea is not growing day by day. Not bad, very good. If you work as a personal assistant for a few more years, I think Zu'er can become a tea master. ”
On the surface, Lu Yuechuan's words were praising the beautiful major, but the fool could hear it, where was he praising Lu Zuer? He was harming Lu Zu'er at all, saying that she, the major of the dignified command office, could only make tea and pour water and do some chores.
Nangong Ji glanced at her childhood sweetheart a little helplessly, and then glanced at the female assistant who was squeezed by Lu Yuechuan's yin to the point of red face, shook her head gently, and did not speak.
Playing a child, Yue Chuan is this virtue.
On the bright side, polite, courteous and thoughtful, to anyone, will not lose the number of courtesy. But it is also Yue Chuan's most grudgeful, the smallest belly, and the most flaws must be reported. Otherwise, the person who is recognized as the most unprovoked in the nine places is not Fifth Master Quan, but Master Lu?
This is not without reason.
Just now he took the initiative to let Yue Chuan drink tea, but he didn't want Yue Chuan to squeeze the deer or anything. After all, Xiaolu's contemptuous and sneering eyes at Yue Chuan, even he could see it clearly. In terms of recognizing people and distinguishing people, Yue Chuan will always be above him. He thought that if he took the initiative to divert the topic, Koshikawa would sell him face and don't bully his female assistant. I didn't expect it......
"Nangong, I told you this when I was a childhood sweetheart with you. Your face is really not so good sometimes. Lu Yuechuan has already lived into a human spirit, what is the other party thinking in his heart, his eyes are clear, his slender fingers, fine skin and tender flesh are so thin that even the little girl will be ashamed to see it.
Lu Yuechuan's fingers gently slid over the fine purple sand teacup in Nangong Ji's office, and slowly pushed the gold-rimmed frame on the bridge of his nose, word by word, serious and joking, "I'm willing to sell you a face, because the two of us are childhood sweethearts." Nine is willing to sell you a face, because you have an idle job in Nine Places. These faces have already been sold to you. ”
Nangong Ji didn't speak, just looked at her childhood sweetheart calmly.
"And now, ten minutes from what I said, there are only three minutes left. You'll only have three minutes left to save face. ”
"Koshikawa—"
"Minister Lu." Lu Yuechuan corrected lightly, "You know my character, in private, everything we say is successful, gags, and yellow jokes fly all over the sky." But work is work, and I came to the command office as the second-in-command of the ninth department. When the ten minutes were up, I was just the second-in-command in the nine. ”
After saying it seriously, Lu Yuechuan suddenly smiled brightly, matching his natural baby face, I don't know how harmless the livestock is. The eldest daughter-in-law and little girl who don't know Lu Yuechuan saw it, and she couldn't help but want to reach out and pinch his face.
"Nangong, there are still three minutes left. Let's get some calves, brothers. ”
Nangong Ji shook her head helplessly, "Me and you have never been the same paragraph. ”
"That's because you haven't experienced what happened to me." Lu Yuechuan said lightly, "Before, the two of us were the same. ”
Frowning, Nangong Ji was silent again.
What happened to Koshikawa...... To be honest, when the Lu family was left alone, Yue Chuan didn't seem to be any different from before, but he was essentially different from before. Many times, he will feel that Nanchuan is very strange, and the childhood sweetheart who played with him when he was a child is like a soul change in his body. But he clearly knows that this may be the essence of Yue Chuan.
It's just that none of this happened before, and Koshikawa's nature was hidden in a place he couldn't see.
The slender fingers gently flicked the edge of the teacup, making a crisp sound that lingered for a long time.
It is not difficult to see that Nangong Ji's purple sand teacup is the best among the purple sand teacups.
Of course, which of the things he Lu Yuechuan gave away was not the best?
"It is the right of the nine places to directly let the ghost rob people. Wherever you go, there is truth in nine places. But I've been arguing with you in the office for so long, Nangong, you should understand-"
"I understand, this is the result of you selling me a face."
"But I still say the same thing, your face is not so valuable. Within a certain range, I can sell you...... Don't talk about one face, I can sell you ten faces. But today, it's just different. ”
As Lu Yuechuan's childhood sweetheart, he also had an idle position in the Nine Divisions, Nangong Ji naturally knew very well that he had caught the spies under the poisonous snake, what did this mean to the Nine Divisions, to Lu Yuechuan, and even to Emperor Quan Yu, and how significant it was. Nangong Ji is also very clear about these.
Lu Zu'er suddenly asked, "Master Lu, are you very confident?" ”
Lu Yuechuan's eyes opened slightly, "Oh? ”
"If the command office can't pry open its mouth, you are very confident, and the wolf warrior in the ninth department will definitely be able to pry it open?"
With a doting smile on his face, Lu Yuechuan shook his head lightly, and tapped the tip of Lu Zuer's nose twice with his finger void, "You girl, you are very eccentric." Want to delay time with agitation? Little girl, what do you think of Master Lu? ”
You girl, little girl......
With a thick doting word, coming out of his Lu Yuechuan's mouth, it was even more of a layer of love and doting for his sister by his eldest brother, and there was a little helplessness.
Her thoughts were seen through at a glance, and Lu Zuer was not embarrassed, she nodded her head generously, "Yes, I just want to delay time." But Master Lu, you haven't answered my question yet, you dare to pat your chest and pack the ticket, the mouth that the command office can't pry open, nine places will definitely be able to pry it open? ”
"I, Lu someone, never patted my chest and packed tickets. I'm just slapping other people's faces with facts. For example......" Lu Yuechuan's eyes were wrapped in sharp blades, and there was a deep smile in his smile, "I like to smoke your little girl's pretty little face." ”
At the same time as giving a slap, give a big sweet date.
The only person who can do this kind of thing is probably the smiling tiger Master Lu, right?
Lu Zu'er bit her lip, "Master Lu, if you are so confident in the Nine Divisions, and you look down on the command office so much-"
"Little girl, don't set me up! I've always been confident in the Nine, but I've never looked down on the Command Office, not once. You little girl, you are beautiful and smart, why is your mind so vicious? You're going to provoke a war with the command office in the Nine Places. But it's okay, I'm smart enough to be a little girl like you. ”
took out the other party's thoughts and put them on the table, but it was less of a slap in the face and more of a joke.
This kind of chuckle gives the other party a big mouth, and makes the other party dumb to eat Coptis chinensis has an indescribable sense of proportion, Master Lu's sense of proportion, and he is perfect.
In short, if you are pierced directly, it will not make you unable to get off the stage.
Speaking, it really is an art.
And Master Lu, unintentionally one of the treasure-level masters.
If it didn't work, Lu Zuer had another plan, "Master Lu, do you dare to make a bet with me?" ”
"Don't fight." Lu Yuechuan leaned back in his chair and refused quickly and ruthlessly.
"You-"
"Ten minutes, one minute and forty seconds left. When the time comes, the ghost will directly grab people. If you don't give it, I'll let the ghost level the command office. ”
"Master Lu!"
"Huh." Lu Yuechuan responded very gently, "Zu'er is cute, what's wrong?" ”
"You-" Lu Zu'er stomped his foot, "scoundrel!" ”
"I prefer you to describe me as soft and hard. Bummer? It's too inconsistent with my temperament. ”
"Alright." Seeing that Lu Zuer wanted to say something more, Nangong said helplessly, "Don't do anything that humiliates yourself." Even I can't get any benefits under Minister Lu's hands, so I can only sell my face with the love between us for more than 20 years, what do you want? ”
"But Lu Yuechuan deceives people too much!"
Nangong Ji shook his head and said on a matter-by-case basis, "All matters related to the poisonous snake and the poisonous nest are all in the hands of the Nine Divisions. This is a fact that the Command Office and the Ninth Division have long reached a consensus. You went behind my back, directly arrested the Viper's spy to the command office, and interrogated him privately. Not to mention that you and Colonel Hu have hidden something from me, just because we have detained the spy of the Viper, this is already a bad rule. Now that the creditor has come to the door, and if he does not stand firm and is ready to be beaten, is it difficult that he still wants to beat the creditor away? ”