In the half-human-high fence yard, more than a dozen chickens and ducks are sometimes pecking and sometimes, or spreading their wings and fluttering or chasing each other, and they are very busy in the courtyard.

Under the eaves, leaning on the big rafters, the big girl in a dark gray linen dress with patches and patches looked at the chickens and ducks with a dull face, so for half an hour.

As the day progresses, the light in the courtyard becomes hotter and hotter, and the smell of chicken and duck droppings becomes stronger.

The eldest girl wiped the beads of sweat on her forehead, raised her eyes and squinted at the mottled black paint hanging on the gate and the pitted earthen wall.

Where is this? Could it be that her condition has deteriorated and the medication can't control it? I took the medicine today, why did I start to hallucinate again?

Is this a dream?

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host, the host suspected that he was dreaming and successfully activated the traversal system" The crisp children's voice sounded in his ears.

There was no one around, auditory hallucinations?

"It's not a hallucination, it's not an auditory hallucination, it's the owner who has crossed over" The child's voice sounded again "The baby is through the attached system, and it dwells in the master's mind, and the baby's name is Baobao"

Is your baby's name baby? My name is still called me!

If you believe in you, you can fool me by pretending to be tender? You're a bad kid. Yesterday you said that you were the Nine Heavens Xuannu, and the day before yesterday you said that you were the soul envoy of the underworld.

Don't think that those of them asked the so-called masters to lower her head, and she was afraid? The doctor said that everything was a delusional mirror, and it was all an auditory hallucination because of his severe depression. She had to believe in science! Science!

She had to find a way out of this illusion.

"The baby didn't lie, you really crossed, don't you remember what happened earlier?"

Unreal, it's all unreal.

Li Yu habitually wanted to reach into his pocket to take medicine. Uh~ There are no pockets, and the coarse linen clothes are still scratched?

What about medicine? It seems that this time it really got serious.

Li Yu tried his best to calm his heart and slowly walked out of the farmhouse courtyard. All illusions have exits, and finding them can destroy them.

"You've really crossed over, really, really, truly, truly, more than a pearl. The baby is so kind, how can you not trust the baby? The baby is unhappy, the baby is very unhappy, very, very unhappy"

Shut up, do you think you can break me down with long-winded and noisy means, dreaming.

"The baby doesn't have a mouth, uh~ the baby doesn't have a mouth, so how does the baby talk"

"The owner quickly tells the baby, how can the baby talk without a mouth?"

Get lost!

"The baby has no legs, but the baby can roll, roll oh roll oh roll。。。。。。"

Li Yu suddenly appeared in a white space in his mind at this moment, and there was a golden egg rolling on the ground.

Sell moe! Coquetry! Cheap!

"Thank you for the compliment, the baby is so happy, the baby is born cute, delicate, and cheap. Babies are naturally beautiful and hard to give up! ”

If she continues to argue like this, she will really collapse!

Well, how do you prove that I crossed over?

"Everything you see is proof, and now that you are in the ancient countryside, you can talk to me without opening your mouth, this is the proof."

These are all illusory.

"How do you prove that? The baby doesn't understand", the golden egg in Li Yu's mind suddenly bounced non-stop, "The last host was caught in a mental hospital, and I always asked me to prove that he was not mentally ill, and the baby couldn't prove it, what should I do with 555, the baby is so stupid, I don't understand the proof of 555"

Huh? The eggs will still shed tears.

How do you prove it? Think about it. With my experience of traveling through novels, you should always be able to tell the reason for the time-traveling, right?

"Ding Dong, the host said the reason for the crossing and successfully activated the system skill".

Yes? Did I say why? Li Yu was stunned.

"The master said it, the reason for crossing is that I have read too many novels."

Can this also be the reason for the crossing? It's no wonder that if a brick is smashed, only ten people can die eleven crossing.

"The baby doesn't understand, why do ten people die eleven of them?"

Stupid, and one of them crossed into that brick, and he also died.

"Ding Dong, the host complains successfully, and the system obtains upgrade experience points, level 1"

Ding-dong ding-dong is noisy, turning off the damn backstage sound, harsh.

"The baby's level is not enough, and the skill level must reach level 2 before he has the permission to turn off the background sound effect."

What skills? Knowing that all this was a fantasy, but couldn't help but be curious, Li Yu still asked a question that he felt bored.

"Wait, baby, read the instructions"

Which mud? Among the systems in other people's novels, which one is not omnipotent to the point of common anger between people and gods, and which idiot like you even has to check the manual for what his skills are?

"Ding Dong, the host complains successfully, the system obtains experience points upgraded, level two"

"Report to the owner, the baby's skill is to complain".

Spitting?

"The baby accompanies the owner to complain about all the things that can be complained, and every time the owner complains is the baby's experience value is also the baby's food, the baby's experience value accumulates to a certain extent, and the baby will upgrade and grow up."

What's the use?

"The owner is stupid, the baby has grown up, and the complaint is even more powerful, the baby will have to hug the owner's thigh in order to grow up quickly."

Let me ask you, what's the use of your bullshit skills?

"Of course it's useful, in the future, the baby can accompany the owner to complain, soothe the owner's nerves, and release the owner's pressure, so that the owner will no longer have depression."

。。。。。。

Did your last host end up in a mental hospital because of your garbage system?

"The baby is not a garbage system, the baby is a spit system! But,Probably,It's,It's,Perhaps,The last host was really in a mental hospital because he had a baby."

Well, I guess I'll be in there soon, too

"Why"?

。。。。。。

Ignore it! Ignore it! Li Yu warned himself to stop caring about that damn egg, otherwise he would fall into this illusion and not be able to get out, and then he would really be arrested by those people and taken to a mental hospital.

"Master, there are no more of those people, you are really dead, you really crossed, the baby does not lie to you".

Gotta ~ go around again.

Okay, tell me how I died, how did I get through? Those traversing routines, at least there must be an accidental death, lightning split, car accident, falling into the sewer or something, before you can cross it, you see that I am alive and well, what to cross?

"Ding Dong, the host complains successfully, and the system gains experience points"

Turn off that damn background sound!

"Obey the master.