Pushed open the door of the 503 dormitory, introduced myself as usual, and after a brief acquaintance, it was time to go to the first class meeting.

There are usually only two reasons to go to the class meeting on the first day of school, the first is to let everyone get to know each other, and the second is to give the class teacher a dismissal. Although this dismount is meaningless after everyone is familiar with college life, it is still more effective for ignorant whites at the beginning.

There is a law in every normal school, that is, the number of female students must be much higher than the number of male students, and the ratio of male to female students in normal schools is 1:4.

"Go, go, Han Yi." The roommates who had just met urged Han Yi to go to the class meeting, "This is the first class meeting, hurry up and leave a good impression on the teacher, so that it will be easy to mix up in the future." ”

"Hmm...... You guys go first, I've got something to do. Although Han Yi is not a person who likes to be alone, it is not his style to go so early, besides, he does have something to do.

That's ...... Go to eat.

The first two days I basically spent my time in an Internet café, except for playing games, I was writing my own book that was just starting out. And the only energy comes from a bowl of instant noodles every night and a bowl of instant noodles in the morning, and this morning because of Fang Siyi's KFC pit meal, his already poor life has become a little unbearable. It's a little bitter, but losing weight is fruitful. In addition to buying more books recently, the new game books in my schoolbag have also made a great contribution.

Han Yi, who was already very hungry, looked at Fang Siyi, who was eating chicken legs, and asked himself why he only eats French fries, don't you like to eat French fries. Han Yi could only resist the impulse and tell her that it was because she was not hungry, and definitely not because she had no money to buy anything else, and she was holding a french fries to relieve her embarrassment.

The food at Normal University is delicious and cheap, so much so that it is ridiculed in university circles as a university for eating. In order to prevent his Riguang clan from committing the same problem again, Han Yi rushed four-fifths of the remaining money of the month in the meal card in advance to prevent him from begging on the street in the second half of the month.

And Han Yi, who was budget-conscious, found that he seemed to have missed something when he finished eating the last bun.

Class...... Seems to be late.

Han Yi hurriedly pushed open the door of the classroom and saw a young female teacher and two senior-looking people. The teacher was just about to raise his hand to signal to return to his seat, but he didn't expect a senior to interrupt the teacher's movements and take the lead in stepping forward to give Han Yi a lecture!

"What's the matter with you, let the teacher wait for you, did you go to dinner?"

"That's right." Han Yi replied.

"The teacher didn't eat either, and you asked the teacher to wait for you hungry and then go to eat by yourself?"

Han Yi actually thought that there would be a stubble to find a freshman in the style of a senior. There is always such a group of people who actually have no ability to do it, and they don't know where to float because they are one level older than others. They just seized on the freshmen's ignorance of college life and bullied the freshmen to satisfy the pitiful dignity in their hearts.

People are always scared of what they don't know.

So bullying freshmen has been tried and tested. Unfortunately, they ran into Han Yi.

Han Yi looked at the freshmen with a look of wanting to fight unevenly, and some of them already showed a little anger in their eyes. But because of the teacher, the other party is a senior, so he can only choke in his stomach.

"I'm sorry Teacher, I've kept you waiting." Han Yili also apologized directly to the teacher, so he gave the teacher face and did not give the face of those two people.

"Teacher, what did you eat at noon?"

"I ...... Eat casually. After the teacher said this, the students were stunned for a moment, and then began to applaud. The senior's face was green in front.

Han Yi casually found a place to sit down, next to him was a boy of medium to fat size.

"Hey, brother, how do you know that the teacher has eaten."

Han Yi glanced at him and pretended to be mysterious: "You see, when I just came in, the teacher originally raised his hands, obviously wanting me to sit down quickly, but then he was robbed by this senior." It's my fault that I'm late, but if he robs the teacher, he doesn't give the teacher face. So this teacher must have a grudge against this senior, and it's not good to scold him. This senior said that the teacher hasn't eaten yet, it's absolutely nonsense, how does he know if the teacher has eaten, I went up and pretended to apologize, the teacher's favorability towards me has risen, I asked her what she ate, plus I look handsome, the teacher must have said what I mean, and I ate. ”

Han Yi's words made the buddies stunned for a while, and finally shouted out. "Brother Xiu, it's just an analysis emperor!"

"It's okay, it's okay, it's a regular operation." Han Yi pretended to be modest, but in fact, Han Yi didn't make any strong analysis, he just met him when he was buying steamed buns.

The man asked with a look of adoration, "Dare to ask Your Excellency where he is sacred." ”

"Contemptible person, surnamed Han Mingyi."

"Chen Ze! Mr. Han is glad to meet. ”

"I'm glad I will."

"Everyone, be quiet. I am our class teacher, my surname is Xing, you can ask me any questions in life and study in the future. ”

"Alas, Mr. Han, what do you think of our teacher's appearance?"

Han Yi didn't notice this at first, and after listening to Chen Zeyi, this Teacher Xing looked like he was in his 20s, quite young, and although he didn't look like a country or a city, he looked very beautiful.

"It's okay, these days, it's not easy to find a teacher who looks pleasing to the eye."

"Well, I think it's okay too."

"Quiet down, classmates." The teacher spoke softly again.

"Silence me for a moment." This time, the annoyed senior shouted, "The teacher said it twice, I can't hear it clearly!" ”

As a result, Chen Ze, Han Yi and the others, who were about to stop speaking when they heard the teacher's order, laughed again when they heard the senior shouting angrily.

"Alright, alright, I'm going to get down to business!" Ignoring the pale face of the senior teacher, he said to himself, "Although we are not very familiar with each other, for the sake of the operation of the class and the smooth progress of the next military training life, we have to elect the class committee." Let's introduce ourselves in a while, and I want to compete for the class committee to talk about it in detail, okay, give you ten minutes to think about it, and I'll be back in a while. ”

Han Yi is not interested in such a thing as the class committee, but he always feels sorry for his unprecedented face if he doesn't make a commission or something. Moreover, if you can be a more showy class committee, and then when you choose a class committee, you will be famous...... I was YY in my heart, and suddenly found that my mobile phone rang, and then I remembered that I didn't turn off the phone ringtone, but the teacher was not there, otherwise it would be a matter before and after.

In fact, this teacher is not so strict, but will become a good friend of every classmate in the future, young and beautiful and caring for classmates, a typical dream teacher. It is because the students are dissatisfied with the behavior of the senior just now, because the teacher appeared at the same time as the senior, because of these reasons, the originally amiable Teacher Xing became the object of the students' defense, and this situation was completely eliminated when Teacher Xing helped the students make fake notes.

The original intention of each person's definition of a person is determined by the people around him to a certain extent, because whether you know this sentence or not, there is always a judgment consciousness in the inner subconscious that "people gather by like, and things are grouped". So, correct yourself, not for yourself, but for the people around you, whether they are people around you or not.

After Han Yi turned off his voice, he found that he was pulled into a WeChat group called "School of Engineering Male God Group" and was chatting enthusiastically. It's full of "I want to choose a life committee", "There are 12 boys in our class, if we have infighting, we will definitely not be able to choose any of them", "Yes, yes, don't choose girls", "Give me the secretary of the Youth League, you are free"......

"In fact, in the case of no one knowing anyone at the beginning of the university, in the spirit of compatriot friendship and in order to prevent others from gossiping, it is usually a wave of boys and a wave of girls, but there are few boys and it is easy to concentrate, and there will inevitably be a situation where there are many girls, so we can probably open up with girls."

"I rely on Mr. Han, you are really an analysis emperor."

“……”

When Han Yi just wanted to praise the group leader in the group, "The name of this group is so good, it is the same as the tailor-made one for me", when Mr. Xing pushed open the door and came in.

"Okay, you can start introducing yourself."

At this time, it is often the most boring and interesting part. Interesting is interesting in that you will always feel that there is something interesting or someone of the opposite sex who looks amazing, and the boring thing is that there are not so many surprises in this world, and some are often just official and cookie-cutter.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Brother Jun's show time, oh let me introduce myself first, Wang Yingjun, when you hear it, you can scream!"

The man named Wang Yingjun uses a very lame rap and a typhoon that can't even be compared to a half-hanger, which makes people have a sense of déjà vu of Kirabi. Then after his sentence that you can scream, only Chen Ze was clapping alone.

Han Yi glanced at Chen Ze: "Don't you think it's embarrassing for you to be like this?" ”

"Hey, there's still a lot of room for development compared to that Wang." Chen Ze smiled and pointed to Wang Yingjun, who had a magical poss in front of him and a narcissistic face.

Wang Yingjun stood awkwardly and made a "yes" to Chen Ze, the only one who gave him face, and Chen Ze returned with a flattering eye.

Wang Yingjun shook his body as if he had been electrocuted. "My name is Wang Yingjun, you can call me Brother Jun", Wang Yingjun stroked his hair, "I don't compete for the class committee, I will laugh at the class grass." ”

"This must be a more embarrassing situation than his rap just now."

"Alright, alright, it's your turn."

Chen Ze tugged at his collar and walked up with uninhibited steps.

"Hmm...... Hello CEOs, my name is Chen Ze, you can call me Mr. Chen, I want to run for the life committee. ”

"Come on, I can't take care of my own life and I still want to be a life committee."

"Hey, that's not right. I look more unreliable now, because I don't have a sense of responsibility in my heart, you have to believe in you Mr. Chen, if I can, I will take care of everyone's life, so that everyone can live more at ease in the four years of college. ”

Han Yi frowned, and said in his heart, why does this kid make me a little uncomfortable and even want to laugh in a serious way. And why did he bow down, isn't this too contrived, I must not be friends with this kid in college. Just thinking about it, Chen Ze sat back in his seat and patted Han Yi on the shoulder, and gave Han Yi a thumbs up, as if to say, "Mr. Han, hurry up and fool me in that group of male gods, I'll give you candy to eat" or "Buddy choose me to help you tease your sister" and so on.

Han Yi impatiently buried Chen Ze's head.

"Next, Lin Ziqi."