Chapter 592: Professor Longjing's little tricks
"What?" The old man's eyes widened, and he said strangely: "What do you mean by this?" ”
Su Yizhi frowned, stood up and pulled me over, and said, "This is a spell, who doesn't know?" If it's a real tiger, I'm afraid no one wants to! What you want is a lottery head, who do you throw when you come out, what kind of eyes do you have? Go and go, or go back and code your snacks. ”
I shook off Su Yizhi and said: "Su Zhutou is difficult to make and never see it, this is not a colorful head, but an insult to the eldest lord, although the folk girl has no ability to do anything, but she can't look at the big lord who is admired by the people like this." ”
"Oh?" The eldest lord finally became interested, looked at me, and asked, "What do you mean?" Su Yizhi, don't care, teach this little girl to say it herself. ”
Su Yizhi's face cramped and retreated, I hurriedly shook the placket of my clothes, took the opportunity to take out the small paper bag handed by Longjing from my arms, and threw it under the tiger while people were not paying attention, and then shouted to attract the attention of others, turned around and pointed at the big tiger, and shouted majestically: "Now!" ”
"Pounce", the paper bag burst open, shrouded the big tiger in a cloud of smoke, the smoke dispersed, the big tiger was gone, replaced by a dirty mouse, was timidly staring at a pair of mung bean eyes, the thief looked at everyone, probably scared, had to turn around and chase his tail around the circle.
"This ......" everyone was in an uproar: "Why, the tiger turned into a mouse?" The old lady of the Xie family also stared at Granny Hua with round eyes, staring at Granny Hua: "She is a godmother, this is ...... "Father, please stay in the harem."
Seeing this, Granny Hua snorted coldly and said, "The old woman also saw it, the envoy of the dragon god, is this here to smash the field?" ”
"Don't dare to be!" I hurriedly said: "Granny Hua's mana is so powerful, she can turn the mouse into a tiger to congratulate her, but I just can't see it, so I came to relieve the eldest lord," and then turned around and saluted the eldest lord: "Lord, the folk girl is vulgar, teach the eldest lord to laugh." ”
The eldest master's face had already changed, and Xiucai Kuai behind him was still chattering: "Shuo Rat, Shuo Mouse, I don't eat my ......" Su Yizhi smacked his tongue and poked Xiucai Kuai, signaling him to shut up, Xiucai Catch Kuai still had an unknown face: "Rabbit, this is clearly the ...... in the Book of Poetry"
"That's right, Shuo Rat, since ancient times, it is to ridicule corrupt officials for devouring the grain of farmers like Shuo Rat, which is obviously ill-intentioned, and wants to make the old man ugly!" I hurriedly said: "But the eldest lord is dedicated to the people, and he has always been supported by all the people, and he must not be slandered like this!" Even if the folk girl frightened the eldest lord today, she will not hesitate to be punished, and she must expose the evil deeds of this flower mother-in-law! ”
The eldest lord can be a great master, and there will be no such knowledge in his stomach, and his heart is already bright, but in front of everyone, he naturally can't be too stingy, so he replied with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, today, it's a big day, all of your spells are strong, and the official admires it very much, and he doesn't care about it." But looking at the eyes of the flower mother-in-law, it was clear that she was looking at the chaotic party and the people.
Puppet Shinto
The flower mother-in-law originally wanted to slap the horse and flatter in front of the eldest master, but the wishful thinking broke for me, and an old face hung up and drank at me: "Dragon God Messenger, the old woman has no grudge against you for a long time, and there is no enmity for the near future, why do you want to frame the old woman?" Could it be that the dragon god behind you watched the old woman being loved by the villagers for a while, and hated the old woman for fighting for incense, and he wanted to take revenge? ”
I replied to myself, "Exactly! But his face was still stiff and he replied: "Granny Hua, what is the identity of this dragon god, do you still want to compete with you?" You're too self-conscious! Originally, you were too rampant today, I can't look past the plum vegetables, and it has nothing to do with the dragon god. ”
"Good...... Good ......" Granny Hua looked around with a pair of eyes, where was she willing to accumulate a reputation that she had finally accumulated, and today would be ruined, and finally gritted her teeth and said: "It seems that today, I must fight for one of you!" As he spoke, he turned to the old man and saluted: "This little girl is deliberately making trouble, which is a great disrespect to the big master!" The old woman dared to ask the old man to testify, this little girl was clearly trying to please herself, and she deliberately slandered the old woman! If the old man doesn't believe it, then today, the old woman will have to make a clear understanding with this little girl! ”
"Oh?" The old man squinted his eyes and asked, "How do you want to make a clear understanding?" ”
Granny Hua replied: "Master, you only watched this little girl turn the tiger into a mouse, but the original form of the tiger is not like this, it was framed by this little girl at all, I don't believe you!" ”
So saying, he fished out a fire from the brazier, and blew the fire on the mouse, only to see that after the fire surrounded the mouse, the mouse turned into a shining golden bell on the spot. The golden bell is quite large, it looks like it weighs more than half a catty, and it is engraved with complicated patterns, which looks very exquisite, and it is probably quite valuable. The innocent lover of the bad boy
People were talking about it again, and all kinds of suspicious eyes were staring at me, giving people the feeling of such attention, which was really quite fresh.
Granny Hua walked over, picked up the golden bell, and said: "Master Mingjian, teaching the tiger to appear here is naturally extremely dangerous, don't hide it from the old man, the original form of the tiger is this golden bell, which indicates that the old man is far away in the official career, step by step, but the girl has changed into that look, she is really trying to play the big master!" ”
This old man is naturally a well-informed person, so he took the golden bell and put it in his hand to look at it carefully, and muttered: "It's also a real thing......
When the mother-in-law heard this, she hurriedly smiled and said: "If the eldest lord does not dislike it, this golden bell is only used as a gift for the old woman to make amends for the eldest lord, and the eldest lord is frightened, and I will naturally be inseparable from the old woman." ”
The eldest man's eyes naturally revealed a trace of greed, but he was still full of "can't do it", but he didn't let go.
Then the old man raised his eyelids and looked at me, and asked with a smile: "Although this official has never owned much gold and jade, but he has seen some gold and jade, little girl, this golden bell, what do you say?" ”
"Golden Bell?" I pretended to be surprised and widened my eyes: "Where is the golden bell that the lord said, why haven't the people seen it?" ”