Chapter 66: There's a Fake Brother
"Click", the appearance of the two was fixed on the marriage certificate, Shen Qingyou stretched out her hand and stroked the marriage certificate, with a faint sadness in her heart, she was silent for a long time and asked Lu Zhensen, "You said that one day we will divorce, can I keep this marriage certificate?" ”
"If you want to stay, you can keep it forever." Lu Zhensen's words were indifferent, Shen Qingyou nodded with a smile, and followed Lu Zhensen into the car and left the Civil Affairs Bureau.
Lu Zhensen had already found a good person who had been squatting outside the Civil Affairs Bureau, and when he saw them coming out, he quickly clicked and took a few photos, checked the camera in his hand, and smacked his mouth, unable to understand why Lu Zhensen spent money to invite himself to explode his own information.
The photo was sent to Mr. Lu through the mailbox, and he canceled his account and told Lu Zhensen that the matter had been done, and within an hour, one million was in his card.
After Lu Zhensen sent Shen Qingyou home, he went directly to Yashang, Shen Qingyou hummed a song and entered the house, and saw the Shen family sitting on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed watching TV, throwing a string of garbage bags at his feet, the corners of his eyes twitched for no reason, and he walked over with his waist crossed.
"What are you doing, why should you really think this is your own home?" Shen Qingyou pointed to the Shen family and asked.
The Shen family rolled their eyes, sat up straight and held a lollipop in their mouths, "My brother-in-law didn't say anything, but now you are starting to exercise the privilege of being a hostess?" ”
"If I had exercised the privilege of being a mistress, I would have thrown you out a long time ago, and would I have allowed you to harm people here?" Shen Qingyou kicked his calf, "Hurry up and clean up for me, otherwise I'll ...... Otherwise......"
"What else are you? Hahaha, I can't say it, sister, do you really think there is anything that can threaten me? Briefly! The villain of the Shen family stuck out his tongue triumphantly, and in the end he still bent down to pick up the snack bag that fell on the ground and stuffed it into the trash.
"Sister, you said that you and your brother-in-law got the certificate, why do you have to go back and tell your father, right? Also, don't you have a banquet? What kind of marriage is this, you won't be deceived by your brother-in-law's words, right? Saying that, the Shen family shook their heads again.
"No, no, what does your brother-in-law want, what do you want, with my brother-in-law's social status, it's not too much to be with those female stars on the big screen." His eyes lit up, he leaned closer, and smiled lewdly, "Hehe, sister, did you lie to your brother-in-law, or ......"
Shen Qingyou was so angry that he slapped the back of the Shen family's head, almost stuffing him into the trash can, the Shen family patted his chest with a frightened look, and swallowed his saliva.
Shen Qingyou was so angry that his teeth itched, he glared at the Shen family viciously, turned around and went to the kitchen to get busy, the Shen family shrunk his neck and finally couldn't hold back his curiosity and came up, seeing that Shen Qingyou was actually chopping vegetables for the first time.
His eyes were as big as copper bells, and he opened his mouth wide as if he had never seen the world, and was ridiculed by Shen Qingyou before he spoke: "Sister, have you learned to cook?" ”
"What kind of society are you talking about? Is it the cooked kind or the kind that has both the color and flavor? Shen Qing raised his chin melodiously and asked rhetorically.
The Shen family pinched the door frame and pondered for a long time, he often mixed with major social software, so he naturally knew that he would not be labeled as a straight man if he said anything at this time, but he really knew Shen Qingyou too well, if he really wanted to please Shen Qingyou, he would inevitably hurt his stomach.
"Sister, I'll tell you the truth, it may not sound good, but ......"
"Don't say it if it doesn't sound good, it's really annoying." Shen Qingyou interrupted the Shen family's voice and glared at the Shen family viciously.
The Shen family was extremely aggrieved in their hearts, and just as they wanted to speak, they heard movement outside, thinking that it was Lu Zhensen who was back, their eyes rolled, and they said happily: "Sister, I believe in you." After that, he ran away, leaving Shen Qingyou standing there and scratching his head, always feeling that the kid from the Shen family was going to do something.
When Lu Zhensen entered the house, he heard the sound of chopping vegetables from the kitchen, and he didn't have to think about it to know who was occupying the kitchen at this time.
"I said that you are endless, if you like to eat or not, if you don't eat and pull down, it's not that no one eats......" Shen Qingyou held a kitchen knife and opened his mouth, looking at Lu Zhensen blankly.
Lu Zhensen pursed his lips and looked at the kitchen knife in Shen Qingyou's hand, then looked at the knife hanging on the wall, walked over after being silent for a long time, took the kitchen knife and pointed at the knife, "This is for chopping bones, and that one is used for chopping vegetables." ”
Shen Qingyou looked back at the red-handled knife, and felt that the curved arc of the knife was laughing at him, so the corners of his mouth twitched, and he stiffened his neck and said: "In our mountain city, we never pay attention to these things, they are all done by your people in the city." ”
Lu Zhensen lowered his head and landed an extremely shallow kiss on Shen Qingyou's forehead, as if to appease her, just when Shen Qingyou was a little fluttery, Lu Zhensen poured down a basin of cold water.
"It's not that you're not compromised, it's that you've never been in the kitchen at all."
Shen Qingyou's smile froze at the corner of his mouth, and he wiped his forehead angrily, "Who let you kiss me, did I allow it?" Do you know that you are acting like a hooligan, is it ...... Not kind. ”
"Do I need to be kind to my wife?" Lu Zhensen's deep eyes looked at Shen Qingyou for a moment, and Shen Qingyou fell instantly, shrugging his head and picking at the hole in his apron that he didn't know how to come from.
Lu Zhensen frowned slightly, rubbed her head after washing her hands, and wet her bangs, "What?" ”
"How can you be so good-looking? I was angry, but as soon as I looked up and saw you, I didn't get angry in an instant, I felt that I was eaten to death by you, what should I do in the future? Shen Qingyou muttered.
Lu Zhensen's hand froze in mid-air, his slender and well-jointed fingers were still trembling, and finally Shi Shiran fell, Shen Qingyou didn't see the emotion flashing in Lu Zhensen's eyes, and he was trapped in his emotions and couldn't extricate himself.
When she came back to her senses, Lu Zhensen had already removed the expression on her face, she pursed her lips and pointed to the shredded potatoes cut into potato strips on the cutting board, "Can I stir-fry?" ”
Lu Zhensen looked in the direction she was pointing, and there was silence for a long time, and finally opened his mouth, "It's not easy to cook." ”
"Don't worry, poison won't kill you." Shen Qingyou pushed Lu Zhensen out, and Lu Zhensen sometimes turned back several times, and finally left uneasily.
The Shen family pouted at Lu Zhensen, and took advantage of Shen Qingyou's inattention to turn Lu Zhensen to the balcony, he cleared his throat and said matter-of-factly: "My sister doesn't touch her fingers at home, so she hasn't cooked or fried vegetables for anyone, so no matter what, you can't dump my sister because my sister's cooking is unpalatable." ”
"Am I that superficial?" Lu Zhensen chuckled.
The Shen family shook their heads, "But my sister is, she knows the sins of a while and what should I do if I divorce you?" It's been less than six hours since you pulled the marriage certificate to now. ”
Lu Zhensen shook his head helplessly, feeling that Shen Qingyou and the Shen family were really sisters and brothers, and their brain circuits were different from others.
When the two were talking, Shen Qingyou in the kitchen slipped the shredded potatoes into the pot, she held the lid of the pot in one hand as a defense, and held the spatula as a weapon in the other.
When the potatoes came out of the pot, she took them out directly, knocked on the table and shouted to the Shen family and Lu Zhensen: "It's out of the pot, hurry up and taste it." ”
The Shen family and Lu Zhensen also came to the restaurant with great face, and when they smelled the strange smell, they looked at each other, and finally their eyes fell on Shen Qingyou's body, "Sister, do you have a bad nose?" ”
"You've got a bad nose." Saying that, Shen Qingyou couldn't help but stuff the chopsticks into the hands of the Shen family, pointed to the shredded potatoes, and motioned for him to taste them.
The Shen family has been building their hearts for a long time, and when they were about to collapse, Lu Zhensen elegantly picked up a shredded potato and put it in his mouth, chewing it expressionlessly, the Shen family stared at it for a long time, and found that Lu Zhensen's face still did not change, and he mustered up the courage to pick up one and put it in his mouth.
Almost instantaneously, he quickly ran into the toilet and vomited, and here Lu Zhensen took out a tissue and spit out the salty shredded potatoes in his mouth and threw them into the trash.
"Happy?" Lu Zhensen raised his eyebrows and looked at Shen Qingyou, his eyes flashing with doting.
Shen Qingyou stiffened his neck and refused to admit it, pulled out a chair and sat next to Lu Zhensen, blinking and pretending to be innocent, "What am I happy about?" I should be sad and angry that you treat my food like this. ”
The Shen family used more than half a bottle of mouthwash in the toilet before coming out, and pointed at Shen Qingyou with trembling fingers, accusing: "You, you, you devil, you are the flower that poisons the motherland, and it poisons the future of the motherland." ”
"As long as you are still a flower, I feel sorry for the flower bone when you say that you are a flower bone." Shen Qingyou said and picked up the shredded potatoes, muttering in his mouth, "It seems that sugar is used as salt, you have to pay attention next time." ”
"Brother-in-law, let me tell you, I think you should leave this marriage, this woman is really terrible, poisoning her husband and brother, is it? Let's go and have a big dinner, and let her go to the house alone with the plate of potatoes. The Shen family looked at Lu Zhensen and said.
Lu Zhensen sat in place and didn't move, the Shen family scratched his head, suddenly understood, patted his chest and said, "Brother-in-law, don't worry about whether you have money or not, I have New Year's money, more than my sister's wealth." ”
Shen Qingyou put the plate back on the table with a "snap" sound, pulling the Shen family's ears and gritting his teeth, "What did you say?" Are you my brother? Why do you do this to your sister and me? Do you believe that I threw you out? ”
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, help, help, my sister is going to kill me, brother-in-law......" The Shen family covered their ears and screamed.
Lu Zhensen crossed his arms and watched the sisters and brothers play treasure, and only when he felt that it was almost time did he stand up, took Shen Qingyou's hand, and looked at the Shen family, "This is your sister's house now, she said that she wanted to throw you out, and I couldn't stop it." ”