Chapter 556: Green Potato Essence Thanos (1 more)

As an Asgardian, I never imagined that someone in the world would dare to attack Thor.

That's the prince of the Aesir Protoss!

Knowing that Thor wouldn't really mind, but seeing Thor's tangled expression, Sif suddenly had the forbidden pleasure that he was bullying His Royal Highness the Prince.

Sif laughed happily, and everyone laughed even more.

Thor's face turned yellow: "Hey!"

"Legend has it that another superhero wants a tuba, and who knows that on the toilet board, there is another hammer of Thor. ”

Tony laughed too: "Where are so many Mjolnir?"

Mei Jiecao ignored Thor and continued to brush: "So, Thor's hammer is also known as [Ninja's Hammer], as long as you put the hammer on any toilet board, no matter which hero you come, you have to kneel." ”

Thor couldn't get angry: "Please tell me, who is that tragic superhero who was suffocated to death by my Myornier?"

"Well, secret!" "Mei Jie the mysterious secret drop.

"Say it!" the scene of the youngest Sharon Carter was the first to disagree.

"Raise your hand in favor of letting Strange say it!" the imitation bird coaxed.

There is something in the world called gossip.

It is terrible for a woman to enter gossip mode.

When the widow expressed curiosity about it, and new members like Betty, Maria Hill, and even Helen Zhao expressed interest, it was all a foregone conclusion.

"Who the hell is it?" Miss Jane held her chin and stared at Mei Jiecao wickedly.

Finish the bird!

Mei Jiecao found that Sifu beside him also turned his head, as if smiling. Sif has a strong appearance, but in fact she has the temperament of a very small woman, which is already her way of secretly expressing curiosity.

"Speak up!"

"Say itβ€”"

This time, the entire Avengers are heckling.

Mei Jiecao can't pretend to be mysterious: "Do you believe in the existence of parallel worlds? That is to say, there is another world with the same earth, and there is the same other self on it, but it interprets different stories and histories. ”

"This ......," many people bared their teeth.

That's a bit of, isn't it?

"This story is true. It's just that the protagonist is a little slut who doesn't exist in our world, named Deadpool...... "Mei Jiecao is talking about Deadpool, of course, it sounds like a few bragging.

It's a pity that in this parallel universe of the Marvel world, there is no such thing as Deadpool.

Otherwise, the fun will be great.

Legend has it that why can't Deadpool die?

Legend has it that Thanos destroyed the world for what?

It's a story that doesn't last long: Thanos is the licking dog of the goddess of death, the head of the eldest sister of a certain universe.

The phrase 'licking the dog ends up with nothing' is confirmed in Thanos. Because Thanos has spent countless years chasing the goddess of death, and even played a game of destruction in order to please the goddess of death, who knows that he still can't catch up. As a result, the little soaked in the goddess of death in half an hour, and slept specially.

Thanos, this purple potato essence, also became green potato essence.

There are two versions here: one is that the goddess of death is afraid that the little one will be beaten and gives the little one eternal life, and the other version is that Thanos gave the little one a curse because Thanos wants the little one to taste eternal pain.

After Mei Jiecao finished this little story, unconsciously, he had changed from brushing Thor to brushing Thanos, hehe, this is quite cool.

"We have Thanos in this world?" asked Sharon again.

Thor frowned: "There should be, I heard a cosmic merchant in Warnerheim talk about Thanos." That guy should be very strong, but not as strong as my father. At least my father is here, and that guy doesn't dare to come to the Nine Realms at all. ”

Wait a minute!

The atmosphere was a little wrong.

Bruce stretched out his right index finger, "Hey, wait! May, did you say that the boss behind the Zetarians should be Thanos?"

Tony also came to his senses: "Then Thanos gave Loki a scepter and let him rule the earth? This is the scepter we finally got today?"

Thor frowned, "Why did the topic change so quickly? Didn't we just talk about Thanos being green?"

Everyone doesn't know at all, it's because the two great geniuses have teamed up to do something, and now they're afraid!

If the scepter was really given by Thanos, there would be a problem with the scepter every minute!

Then they used the AI program parsed on the scepter to apply it to Tony's new research and development [Ultron], wouldn't it be an accident? Ultron is now directly commanding a bunch of robot troops [Iron Legion] that can be used in actual combat!

Betty shrunk her neck: "Aha!"

Seeing that the two science madmen looked like they were about to leave their seats, as long as the guy who was a little eye-catching knew that something was wrong.

Sure enough, the family motto of the big shit is to wipe your ass first and then die!

"Click! Kara-"

The strange sound of metal grinding suddenly came from the corner of the hall.

Everyone was taken aback.

Mei Jiecao's voice sounded: "Prepare for battle." Protection of non-combatants. ”

Sif was the first to react, her left hand stretched out a round shield from the arm armor that seemed to be an ornament, and her right hand took out her magic sword from the strap on the thigh at the bottom of her skirt, and the shield and sword combined to block Zhao Hailun's front.

An electronic voice came from the corner of the hall: "Green, was it robbed, didn't you? You executioners, you don't deserve it...... Iron Legion. ”

A robot dripped black engine oil while dragging its mangled body, which did not have its left ankle or arm, into the light. He looked in tatters, with few shells left, and the mechanical bones and wires were exposed to the air. The eyes on the skull glow with blue light, and electric sparks flicker around it from time to time.

It looks very weird.

"Whoa, whoa!" Bruce Banner was stunned, tentatively calling Tony's smart butler, "Jarvis?"

Unexpectedly, it was the tattered robot who answered: "Sorry, I fell asleep." Or, I had a dream?"

Such a nonsensical answer made several scientists chuckle in their hearts. Artificial intelligence uses the third person to call itself, and it will have a mechanical feeling. But using the first person of 'me' gives them a ridiculous feeling that the robot is 'alive'.

It's just that Tony is still a little unconvinced, and as he says, he takes out his portable control panel: "Restart the legion operating system, there is a bug in the suit!"

Something even weirder happened, the tattered robot was like drunk, spinning in place: "There is a noisy sound, I am being given a cable...... Bondaged. I was only able to kill that guy, and that guy was fine. ”

The American team asked coldly, "Who did you kill?"

Over the years, Steve's trust in Mei Jiecao has reached the point where he is almost convinced. He held a shield in his left hand, and in his right hand, hidden behind his back, he held a portable [Power of Minahir].