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Le Figaro: A magical scene in Syria, a new direction in human evolution?

The Washington Post: Brain innovation, incredible super-research? Or is it shoddy and boring hype?

Zhou Qingfeng grabbed a mobile phone in his private barracks and casually swiped the news reports of major media, and was shocked to find that the news that happened in Syria was overwhelming. This time, it was not a report of artillery fire or the suffering of refugees, but a piece of news that shocked the world.

Embedded nano-level brain-assisted learning chip, each of these dozen words is recognized, what the hell is it together?

Zhou Qingfeng himself was inexplicable, he intuitively felt that this seemed to be related to an unreliable suggestion he submitted recently, but in any case, it had nothing to do with some broken chips? So he called Xiao Jinlang to ask .......

"Lao Xiao, what kind of brain chip is being frantically reported by the media now, did you make it?"

"yes, wasn't that your idea?"

"Wait...... when did I come up with such an idea?"

"Didn't you say that in order to cover up an astonishing fact, it would be better to concoct an even more astonishing lie? I learned this from you! ”

"I ......, I didn't let you tell such a big lie."

Zhou Qingfeng was speechless, and he was also stunned.

"Lao Xiao, if you joke about the country's reputation like this, the elders of the imperial capital will have no opinion?"

"Ah San officially claims that the urine of the sacred cow can cure cancer, the woolly bear says that his military strength is invincible in the world, the Gallic chicken shouts that he has the responsibility and obligation of the suzerainty for the development of Africa, John Bull often cares about the democracy of other countries, and even the eagle sauce says that he will lead the world for a hundred years. What are we?

We're just worried that the effect is too good to cover it up, so let's just put some smoke bombs in advance. You can rest assured that there will be further publicity in the future, which is a big move to increase my country's international influence. And although we brag, we are also confident. ”

Hearing Xiao Jinlang talk nonsense like this, Zhou Qingfeng felt that he might be really worried. But he was still quite uneasy and began to watch the news again, really worried that something would happen that he would not be able to come to the stage.

But in fact, if you look closely at the reports of various media, although the headlines are more scary than the other, the specific content is full of ridicule and ridicule. The Western media reported this as a lace anecdote, which is quite a bit unworthy of refutation.

Clearly, the whites haven't paid enough attention to it. Zhou Qingfeng put down a little bit about this, what he wanted was to make things confusing, so that people couldn't figure out the hidden truth.

Uncle Zhou was relieved, but what he did still caused an uproar in a small area - what brain-assisted learning chip? Is this thing reliable? No one has the bottom!

When the Iranian military learned of this, they were worried that they would be used as guinea pigs as experiments, but the Chinese military strongly recommended this super chip that 'changed the fate of mankind' with an extremely serious and responsible attitude, which made them have some small expectations.

According to the words of the deputy head of the military delegation to Syria -- this is not a good friend, and we will not come up with such top-notch cutting-edge technology. Don't hesitate, hurry up and be a guinea pig ......, hurry up and enjoy the most advanced scientific and technological achievements.

The Iranians gritted their teeth and decided to give it a try. It's a big deal to lose a few soldiers, Allah will take care of them.

Well...... good tank crews can't be so wasted. Let's transfer a few of the garbage soldiers in logistics. Thereupon.......

"I don't want it, I'm not going to have surgery, I don't want to embed any chips. Leave me alone! Rhuhani screamed in horror and was escorted to the operating table. This unlucky guy was punished for being captured on the battlefield, he was kicked out of logistics before, not to mention that he was also selected this time by the guinea pig.

Before going to the operating table, four or five big men couldn't catch Rouhani's hands and feet. The guy struggled desperately but to no avail, and finally pleaded, "If I die, you must send me home." No, ......, forget it. I don't want my mother to be sad, so you can call me treason. ”

Rouhani was tied to the operating table with restraints, and he couldn't move his hands and feet, crying and heartbroken. In Persian and Russian, he repeatedly admonished the medical staff around him, especially the 'Thunder Punishment Tianzun' Yang's in a white coat. It's a pity that Tianzun couldn't understand what he said, only smirked.

"Let's get started." In the makeshift operating room, an officer from state security commanded in a low voice. Then the 'Thunder Punishment Heavenly Venerable' stepped aside, and several army medics stepped forward to shave Rouhani's head, inject anesthetic, cut his scalp and literally make a small opening in his skull.

You have to do a full set of plays!

Then ......, nothing more, stitch up the wound.

National security intelligence officers removed a tube of syringes from a reinforced suitcase and injected the anesthetized Rouhani. The next thing to do is to wait twelve hours for the unlucky guy to wake up on his own.

Half a day passed, and the 'Thunder Punishment Tianzun' took the initiative to appear. He told reporters from all sides huddled outside the operating room waiting for news, the Syrian and Iranian military: The operation was a success, and the chip implantation went very smoothly. Now Rouhani, the first implanter, has awakened and is very conscious.

Now it's time to witness the miracle!

Oh ......, really?

No one believed it, everyone was skeptical.

Poor Rouhani was pushed out of the operating room with tears stained, and when he woke up, he saw a large pile of reporters in front of him. Several senior officers from the Iranian military stared at him with elusive eyes, like small animals in a laboratory that were used as consumables.

"Rouhani, do you remember who you are?" A senior Iranian official asked.

Rouhani froze, looked left and right, and then sat up from the mobile operating table. He blinked and said stupidly, "I'm not dead?" It seems that ...... has not become an idiot. ”

"Soldier, answer my question. Whether you are an idiot or not is up to me to judge. The senior Iranian official said majestically.

"I'm Rouhani, my full name is *******, and I'm from ********. My father's name is ....... Rouhani casually stated his identity and family situation.

"Well, there is not much of a problem with language and basic cognitive skills. How do you feel about your state? Can you go? "Senior Iranian officials are a little relieved, but they don't dare to make judgments lightly.

Wearing a hospital gown, Rouhani walked barefoot to the ground a few steps. He came to a window outside the operating room and exclaimed into the glass, "Ah! I ......, how did I become like this? ”

Rouhani's hair had been shaved off, and there was a stitched wound on his skull, which looked a little strange. In response to his exclamation, the surrounding reporters took another wild shot, and some even raised their arms and shouted loudly to try to ask questions for an interview.

"Rouhani, we want to test your mobility, intelligence and learning ability right away." In order to ensure the insurance period, senior Iranian officials have designed a set of aptitude tests. However, the tests avoided journalists altogether, and the results were highly confidential.

Rouhani first rested for a day and then was taken to the range for a sports test, which resulted in no much improvement or reduction in ability, remaining at the same level. But the follow-up memory test was surprising, especially when he memorized all the scriptures.

You must know that people who believe in the Green Religion may not be able to memorize the scriptures, and Rouhani himself felt incredible after reciting them. And the more he memorized it, the more excited he became, and constantly showed his ability to never forget, and the various military regulations and work skills that he couldn't memorize were at most memorized after reading them a few times.

What a miracle!

"Am I really getting smarter?" Rouhani couldn't believe it.

The senior Iranian officials involved in the test could not believe it.

The Chinese staff who did the operation also couldn't believe it.

Even the 'Thunder Punishment Heavenly Venerable' himself was dumbfounded, "Could it be that my electroshock therapy is really effective?" Whether you believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway. ”