Chapter 363: The Statue of the Incarnate Hero
At this moment, he seemed to be incarnated as the protector of justice, standing there straight, looking up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, this shape is like a hero statue in the park.
Wu Ze wouldn't have told them at all that if it weren't for the sapper shovel in Luo Fatzi's hand that fell, he would still be making a statue in front of the mural.
Wu Ze's current self-esteemed handsome shape, if you want more thunder, you will have more thunder, if you raise your right hand a little more and swing your left hand back slightly, the cliff is a classic character in a model play.
The image of this thunderous person made Jiang Yan and Luo Fatzi a little dumbfounded, this, this is too retro, right? Hey, the image of a handsome and good young man collapsed in the hearts of the two of them in an instant.
"Ah, life-saver? Oh, yes, yes, benefactor, your great kindness, I can't repay the fat man, you just take my knees. Luo Fatzi was just stunned for a moment, then came to his senses, and he pretended to kneel down towards Wu Ze as he spoke.
Luo Fatzi's knees hadn't bent yet, he stood up straight again, and then asked Wu Ze: "Brother Ze, why do I feel a faint pain in my neck, my entire back is covered with mud, and my thighs seem to have been knocked by something, it is estimated that they are going to be purple, what is going on?" You know what? ”
Thighs purple? Well, that's right, when he dragged the fat man just now, it was as if he had touched a stone on the ground, no wonder, Wu Ze secretly recalled.
"Yes, Wu Ze, can you explain why my neck also feels so painful?" Jiang Yan also asked on the side. нéíуапGě intoxicated chapter, festival billion terrier new
"Ah, do you want to explain? This...... These are some necessary means to save you, you don't know how urgent it was, how dangerous it was, I am racing against time to drag you back from death, you don't care about these details, right? Wu Ze made a reasonable excuse for the suspicion of the two of them.
"Oh, that's right, fat man, after you go back this time, you really want to lose weight, you are too heavy, I almost can't drag it, Jiang Yan's figure is maintained very well, I got up with a gentle hug." Wu Ze was very satisfied with his justification just now, so he added casually.
But as soon as his words fell, Wu Ze knew that he was going to spoil the dish, which was too proud, how could he tell the truth, he quickly covered his mouth, but unfortunately this action came too slowly.
"I fork, I said that my back is full of mud, it turns out that you dragged me from there, okay, the beautiful woman is carried over, and the brother is dragged on the floor, why don't you drag me directly to the morgue? Where did the good brotherhood go? As soon as Luo Fatzi heard Wu Ze's words, he went crazy directly, only to see him holding his chest with one hand, making a heartbroken gesture there.
"Hug? Wu Ze, you actually took advantage of my inattention to eat my tofu? Tut-tut, I really didn't see it, you, the life-saving benefactor, are still lustful for me, are you saving your life? Or are you rubbing oil? It's not kind, it's too unkind, taking advantage of people's danger, it's not a gentleman's doing, you need to look back and self-examine! Jiang Yan also exclaimed on the side, as if she had really been violated.
The conscience of heaven and earth, the fat man was too heavy to hold just now, so he had to use dragging, and when he ran with Jiang Yan in his arms, he didn't think much about it at all, and he still rubbed oil? If you really want to rub oil, can you keep your innocence? Even if you look like a little white flower, you didn't care about it just now, well, it doesn't seem to be very objective to say this, when you came over with Jiang Yan in your arms just now, it felt really good, Wu Ze thought in his heart.
"Okay, I've rescued a lot of mistakes? You are really ungrateful, white-eyed wolf, I have met a white-eyed wolf, or not, as if nothing happened like this, let the past go with the wind...... Let the wind go! Wu Ze said indignantly.
"Yo, Brother Ze, are you planning to take advantage of it and leave? Say, from the truth, what posture did you use just now to bring Jiang Damei here? Honestly, how does it feel to have this beauty in your arms? Luo Fatzi asked with a cheap face, he asked Wu Ze with a righteous face just now, and he became obscene in a blink of an eye.
"Dead fatty, how do you talk about this? Look I can't kick you! Jiang Yan saw that Luo Fatzi, who was still hating the same enemy just now, suddenly rebelled, so she flew at Luo Fatzi angrily.
This group of comics, just out of danger, just made a fuss there, saying that the fox portrait just now is too weird, this is not a living thing, how to look at him, the whole person is lost there? Think it's unscientific to think about it?
This is really incomprehensible, Wu Ze scratched his head, he couldn't figure it out after thinking about it for a long time, forget it, if you don't understand it, you don't want to think about it, if you think about it too much, and burn out the brain circuit, it won't be cost-effective.
That fox mural, Wu Ze didn't dare to go back to check it out, no matter what was wrong, there was no way to study it anymore, this guy was too scary, it was an indiscriminate attack, as long as anyone stared at it, they would be hit, this is really the rhythm of who stares at who is pregnant.
It's a god to save face, let the three of them run away, Wu Ze and the others don't plan to throw themselves into the net again, and then move forward, this time, Jiang Yan is a little afraid to look at the murals on both sides of the passage, she is afraid that she will accidentally be tricked again.
Luo Fatzi didn't dare to look at it, he wasn't afraid of being hit, he was mainly afraid, Wu Ze put him on the ground and dragged him away again, the bruise on his thigh was not healed, he didn't want to make himself bruised.
Only Wu Ze still glanced at the murals on both sides of the passage from time to time, but he didn't dare to stare at these murals painted with gods and monsters, he also aimed left and right, and planned to turn his head in time as soon as there was a situation.
Fortunately, along the way, I haven't met the mural of the fox's face again, and the murals of other gods and monsters don't seem to have the ability to make people lost, for this result, Wu Ze feels lucky, but also faintly disappointed in his heart, from the nature of his child, he is not a peaceful master.
He has never liked that kind of stable life, his bones are soaked with adventurous genes, since he wore open crotch pants, he is a naughty child who does not go to the house for three days without going to the house to uncover the tiles, and his whole body will itch, maybe there will be a bond in the future, after having a wife and children, it may change, but now, for the time being, there is no hope.