Chapter 80: I wish you a long life than an epiphany

In the main hall of the Protoss, Nian Xiao and the Red Sun True Monarch entered together.

The hall is still plain white, and the graceful fairy moths are like butterflies that break out of the cocoon, dancing in the gentle breeze, the posture is light like a frightening wave, elegant and graceful like a swimming dragon, and the movement is suitable for both movement and quiet.

It's a pity that this scene, in Nian Xiao's eyes, looks like a moth that came to cry and mourn, flying all over the sky in groups!

Red Sun Zhenjun: "Little Second Master, this little fairy moth has a beautiful posture!" ”

Nianxiao nodded: "Well, roast and eat, add some black pepper, it should be good!" ”

Red Sun Zhenjun: One of the two is better than an animal! Forget about the seven babies fighting and killing, his daughter-in-law still wants to eat others!

Excessively!

Is this a distortion of cat nature, or a moral degradation?

The main hall reflects the tear-clear night pearl, ethereal and illusory.

Between the eighteen white jade pillars that reach the sky, decorated with exquisite crystal bead curtains, pouring around, a gust of breeze passes, and the crystals collide with each other to make a crisp and pleasant sound like a piano, or virtual or real, like a quiet stream dripping spring clear and ethereal.

Nian Xiao looked at the decoration of the hall, and said in his heart: Put two candles, and kneel next to two boys and girls, isn't this the mourning hall?

Looking at the surrounding Protoss Taoist priests in white armor, they were expressionless and looked like dead mothers! It's like coming to commemorate the xxxx anniversary of the death of the Emperor of Heaven.

"Opening !!" An "old acquaintance" beside the Emperor of Heaven shouted in a male duck's voice.

Everyone sat down one after another, smiling and sitting next to Hongri Zhenjun, but their eyes were still on the "old acquaintance".

"Little Second Master, what are you looking at?" Red Sun Zhenjun followed Nian Xiao's gaze and continued: "What is so beautiful about a male and female scorpion essence! ”

Nian Xiao retracted his gaze and asked, "There is no distinction between male and female?" ”

Hongri Zhenjun picked up the wine glass, took a sip of wine, and said, "That's right! Didn't your master break his leg last time? It seems that there was a wrong leg at that time, and the "little brother" of the scorpion spirit was broken. ”

"Poof......ha!" Nian laughed heartily, and the hearty laughter attracted everyone to watch.

A smile flew out of his handsome face, like a soft sunshine rippling, and he couldn't support it. At that moment, everyone seemed to hear the sound of their hearts blooming.

Little Second Master, it's so beautiful!

A man's laughter is exciting, not beauty, what is it?

Wave? No, his smile is clean and hearty, and he never gets tired of looking at it.

The male duck with a scorpion throat that is neither male nor female is the Great Elder.

The moment Nianxiao stepped into the main hall, he saw the other party, and suppressed the anger surging in his chest, and he was not informal, he must sweep away Nianxiao's reputation today, so that he will never raise his head in the Three Realms!!

In order to pay tribute to his broken "little brother".

The birthday feast of the Protoss began.

Nian Xiao sat in the position and rolled up his sleeves, and the Red Sun Zhenjun beside him was confused, and hurriedly asked: "Seventh daughter-in-law, phew!" What are you going to do? Don't mess around. ”

Nian Xiao: "......"

Does he look like such a bloody and brutal man?

"When you come to the birthday banquet, don't you eat?" His dark green eyes were full of puzzlement, and when he saw the other party staring at his sleeve, he explained: "I'm afraid that oil and water will splash on my clothes, so I roll it up, don't you roll it?" ”

Red Sun Zhenjun covered his fragile little heart with his hand, and said with a sigh of relief: "Roll, I'll roll it." ”

As a result, such a strange scene appeared in the Hall of the Protoss.

All of them are in armor or robes, and they are sitting on neat boards, eating in small bites, and eating is exquisite.

Only the one near the gate is a little different...

One red and one white, the two figures moved in sync, rolled up their arms and sleeves, ate and drank wildly with chicken legs in their left hand and fish heads in their right hands, and shouted from time to time: "Little Er, another plate of small yellow croaker!" ”

Just after Nianxiao ate four plates of elbows, two roast chickens, six plates of small yellow croaker, a plate of eight-treasure rice, plus seven peaches and two bunches of grapes, the female Taoist friend next to her couldn't stand it anymore, and asked softly: "Little second master, I still have a little yellow croaker here, do you want to eat it?" ”

Hearing this, Nianxiao immediately raised her eyes, smiled at the female Taoist friend with crooked eyebrows, and said with a mouthful of small white teeth: "Thank you, little fairy~ She is a good girl with a beautiful heart!" ”

The female Taoist friend blushed her cheeks and said shyly: "How can the little second master boast so well, I.. I've got roast chicken here for you. ”

The smile on the corner of Nianxiao's mouth was even bigger, and the female Taoist friend who watched it had a warm current under her nose, and the bright red nosebleed successfully ran out of the black hole and came out.

Looking at the other party's nosebleed, Nian Xiao took the little yellow croaker and roast chicken, stuffed it directly to Hongri Zhenjun, and said, "The little fairy at the next table gave it to you, eat it!" ”

The corners of Hongri Zhenjun's mouth twitched wildly: When Benjun didn't see you, it was because the other party had a nosebleed, so you disliked this plate of small yellow croaker and roast chicken, and gave it to me in desperation?!

What the hell, what about respecting the old and loving the young? What about honoring the elders? Doesn't your conscience hurt?

… Qiwa, come and see your daughter-in-law.

Hum chirp.

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The gift of the immortals is the most anticipated part of the birthday banquet guests.

After all, it is a birthday gift for the Emperor of Heaven, and even if he takes out the worst of them, it is a rare treasure between heaven and earth, and it is a good opportunity to open his eyes.

The first to be offered was the earth god, the youngest god of the gods, less than a thousand years old.

"In order to congratulate the Emperor of Heaven on his birthday, the little god spent 9,911 days refining a "Earth Qi Pill", which can ensure that the Emperor of Heaven is refreshed and refreshed, and his body and mind are comfortable! It is hereby dedicated to the Emperor of Heaven. ”

Hearing the eight words of refreshment and physical and mental comfort, Nian Xiao felt that the name "Diqi Dan" was not good, and it was very ineffective.

It should be called a stretching leg staring pill!

After eating this pill, Emperor Tiandi's waist is not sore, his legs are not painful, and he is looking for seven or eight little men in one night, hey! It's effortless.

The next gift was made by the god of fire, Zhu Yuan, who ordered a large box to be placed on the stage.

"To congratulate the Emperor on his birthday, the little god forged a pair of flame armor to help the Emperor resist a hundred fires! It is hereby dedicated to the Emperor of Heaven. ”

The Heavenly Emperor was very satisfied, his eyes were frivolous, and he asked casually, "Can the Blue Ghost Fire also resist it?" ”

Zhu Yuan's face was embarrassed, "This...."

"Hahaha, don't be nervous, Bendi just asked casually." The Emperor of Heaven smiled and played a round field, but the hand on his lap gradually clenched.

Seeing this, Nian Xiao cursed in a low voice: "Fake! Obviously, I just want to know the power of the armor, so I have to find a step for myself, sand sculpture! ”

Emperor Chen's dark blue ghost fire is something that you and other sand sculptures can resist! Hum~

Then all kinds of gods, all kinds of Taoist friends have offered gifts, what pots and pans, food and play!

After the gift, there are birthday blessings, at the beginning is that the longevity is better than the South Mountain, such as the East China Sea, the sun and the moon are prosperous, the pine crane is Changchun, and the spring and autumn are forever immortal.

Later, it gradually became a variety of fancy blessing words, such as: Heavenly Emperor Zeshi, the Luck of the Three Realms, Heavenly Emperor Wanfu, and Cangsheng Qi'an!

Smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons of peace, five blessings, six six Shun, seven stars shine, eight directions to wealth, ninety-nine concentric, perfect.

Anyway, it's all kinds of rainbow farts, a hundred flowers bloom! It's completely brainless fancy touting the God Emperor, praising people without repeating the same, and without a little culture, you can't release this kind of rainbow fart,

It's terrible! Meow cats, they are all ruthless!

Nian Xiao sat in his seat, and when he saw the Great Elder and the Heavenly Emperor whispering, a good premonition suddenly surged in his heart.

"Guard, come here~" He waved his hand to call the guard not far away.

"What do you have to say from the little second master?"

"Go, bring me a pot of flowers at the door, the master is a little drunk, and he needs to smell the flowers and sober up."

"Yes."

The guards left, and Red Sun Zhenjun asked, "What do you want to do with flowers!" Outside the door were lilies and epiphany, and there was no sobering. ”

Nianxiao's eyes were shining brightly, his right index finger was against his lips, and he slowly made a "shhhh Soon, a slut will come and die. ”

At this time, the little guard brought a pot of epiphany, and said, "Little second master, there is only this kind of flower at the door." ”

After seeing the epiphany, the smile deepened, and hurriedly said: "Go rest after working hard!" ”

"Yes."

As soon as the guards left, the Heavenly Emperor on the stage asked: "The second master of the inspector came to celebrate the birthday of this emperor, it really made the Protoss flourish, I am grateful!" “

Nianxiao yawned lazily, raised his hand and waved, and said, "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, don't be too excited, the master is just here to have a meal and go through the motions." ”

The Great Elder asked, "Since you are participating in the Heavenly Emperor's birthday ceremony on behalf of the Inspector, I don't know what gifts the little second master brought, so you won't let it out for us to see?" ”

All the Taoist friends looked at Nian Xiao with curious eyes.

"you! You scorpion spirit with no penis! After Nian Xiao finished speaking, he bent down, picked up the pot of flowers, stood up, walked to the middle of the main hall and looked at the Emperor of Heaven and said:

"This is my gift to you, I wish you a long life!"

Although the turtle is long-lived, there is still a time. Although the epiphany is beautiful, it is only temporary.