My heart was red, my face was red, and I was in front of a pretty girl, like ice meets the sun.

The little girl sipped the sour plum soup and looked at me with her eyes in the shape of a crescent, "You are a good friend of my brother-in-law?" ”

I nodded.

The little girl said, "You said that my sister's eyes hurt that time, is it really my brother-in-law's fault?" “

I coughed twice and didn't speak.

She pouted: "How do you grind and chirp, just tell me, I will never say anything outside." Didn't my brother-in-law get it? ”

This girl looks innocent and cute, but in fact, she is a cliché. I was more vigilant, paid attention to my words, and smiled: "I don't know, you ask your brother-in-law." ”

The little girl was upset: "You are really not interesting. Don't ask you anymore. But it's strange, what did my brother-in-law do to make my sister's eyes hurt, was it drugged? ”

I didn't know, shook my head and said I didn't know.

The little girl snorted and left with the sour plum soup. I wiped my cold sweat, looked at her slender back for a while, and then sneered in my heart, I want to be tender in my set of words.

I brought back two bottles of sour plum soup, Zhang Hong was sweating profusely and fanning the wind, I told him what had just happened, Zhang Hong smiled: "My two sisters-in-law, one is better than the other, the youngest is only a sophomore, the boy chasing her can line up on campus, it is definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp." Little prodigal hooves, a riot at a young age. ”

I looked at the clay figure in his hand and said, "Zhang Hong, forget it." ”

"Forget it?" Zhang Hong sneered. It happened that the TV in the house was playing "Journey to the West", and Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace. He said, "Qiangzi, I found that you can't catch up with the monkeys." People and monkeys have caused such a big disaster, and they are still alive and kicking, you are good, you are afraid of wolves and tigers before you have done it. Besides, I'm here to do the magic, and I'm responsible for anything, and it has nothing to do with you. ”

I was speechless and said no more.

It was soon dark, and we had a simple stir-fry at the farmhouse, which was a full meal. We walked out and went straight to Zhang Hong's mother-in-law's house.

After arriving, they were very polite and invited us to the living room on the second floor. When we entered, we all chuckled in our hearts.

During the day, the hall was full of people, but most of them were old ladies. And now there are several strange rural descendants sitting in the room, looking at us one by one.

Zhang Hong and I glanced at each other and felt that it was troublesome.

The old mother-in-law's mother-in-law sat on the main seat, and the three girls and three golden flowers were beside her. A room full of murderous people, not angry.

The mother-in-law said: "We discussed it, Xiao Zhang, if you can prove that my girl's eye pain is related to you, then we will listen to you, and now we will sign a divorce agreement immediately, and the conditions will be up to you." But you can't prove it, I'm sorry, the rules are still according to what we say! ”

Zhang Hong rolled up his sleeves: "Oh, you guys are not convinced." Okay, I'll show you what to see. ”

As he spoke, he opened his backpack and pulled something out. Suddenly I felt something was wrong and grabbed his hand. Zhang Hong looked at me in surprise. I shook my head slightly.

I said, "Old lady, it's all bragging, how can we just let someone's eyes hurt." Well, we won't talk about anything today, we'll visit another day. ”

I pulled Zhang Hong and left.

Zhang Hong was stunned and said, "You're afraid of a bird." I took the villain out and stabbed it to show them. ”

I gritted my teeth in anger: "Are you missing a string in your brain?" If you take the villain out, do you think we can get out of this door? ”

Before Zhang Hong could react, he stupidly followed me down, and just walked to the staircase, someone behind him patted him on the shoulder: "Let you go?" ”

We looked back, and the three rural juniors hugged their shoulders and approached: "My aunt didn't speak, you want to leave?" ”

Zhang Hong was furious: "What else do you want to do? ”

The old mother-in-law shouted in the hall: "Pick up these two boys for me!" ”

The three big men squeezed us in the middle, and we couldn't walk, so we were pushed and beaten by the back of the neck, and then pushed back into the living room.

The old mother-in-law pointed at Zhang Hong: "Open this kid's backpack and see what things are in it." ”

Someone snatched Zhang Hong's backpack, unzipped it, and poured it on the coffee table. The clay figure, a few long needles, and a few other messes, topped the table.

The old mother-in-law's face changed, she picked up the clay villain, and shouted, "What is this?!" ”

Zhang Hong coughed: "This is a toy I made for the children in our village." ”

"Toys?" The old mother-in-law took the clay figure, turned it over and looked upside down, and suddenly saw something, and her eyes widened: "Zhang Hong, you are purely a brute!" Is this a toy?! ”

She showed the clay figure to a few people around her, and I poked my neck to see that it was broken, and the villain's hind legs were engraved with deep words, which were the eight characters of birth.

Zhang Hong and his wife screamed: "Mom, this is my date of birth!" ”

The old mother-in-law's face was gloomy and dripping water, and she picked up a needle on the table and plunged it into the villain's arm. Zhang Hong's wife let out a painful "oops", "My arm hurts." ”

Now the whole living room is fried.

Several strong men came over and punched and kicked Zhang Hong: "My grandmother's day, you are still not a human being, using such a vicious method to deal with your wife." ”

At this time, Zhang Hong's youngest sister-in-law, who was the girl who lied to me about the sour plum soup, suddenly said, "Mom, I have an idea." We can treat others the way they do. ”

The old mother-in-law snorted angrily: "Say." ”

The sister-in-law said: "Let's engrave my brother-in-law's birthday on the villain, and then prick him with a needle!" Let him hurt, and taste it too! ”

Zhang Hong scolded: "You little bitch, the most poisonous woman's heart, your family doesn't have a good thing." ”

The old mother-in-law had a calm face and laughed angrily: "When you tortured my daughter, why didn't you say that you were a poisonous scorpion." It's a good idea, it's a great idea! ”

She got up and went to the drawer of the wardrobe and took out a large pair of scissors, flattened one side, and slowly scraped off the birthday engraved on the hind leg of the clay villain with the blade, and then handed it to Zhang Hong and his wife. His wife used a needle to carefully engrave Zhang Hong's date of birth on the villain's belly.

When it was ready, she couldn't wait to prick the villain's eyes with a needle, and the hatred was great, and the needle went down, and the poof, it was actually exposed, and the tip of the needle came out of the back of the head.

Everyone looked at Zhang Hong intently, and I also opened my mouth to look at him.

Zhang Hong's face began to distort, and then shouted: "It hurts me, it hurts me, help." ”

His wife walked up to him and said, "The surname is Zhang, you beg me, beg me, and I will pull out the needle for you." ”

"Okay, okay, I beg you." Zhang Hong twisted his face and said bitterly.

His wife said, "Okay, now you kneel down and lick my shoes, and then say that I am wrong and that I will give you all my possessions." Hurry up! ”

Zhang Hong looked at her, suddenly burst out laughing, his distorted face returned to normal, and then laughed, laughing so much that tears came out.

The crowd looked at him and laughed hysterically, and goosebumps got on the backs of those who listened.

Zhang Hong laughed enough and said, "I found that you people are really stupid and naïve. I did this villain, how could it hurt me? And with the spell! I made you laugh to death, what a big joke. ”

His wife was furious, and threw the clay figure on the ground, and stepped on it with her foot, and in a short time trampled it to a pulp. A descendant said: "I heard that when dealing with this kind of demon and demon art, the old man poured rooster blood or dog blood and dog feces. ”

The old mother-in-law's eyes widened: "You guys take them to the backyard." San'er, you go and kill a big rooster, get fresh chicken blood, and then see if there are any dog poop chicken manure, and get it too. ”

My throat twitched: "Old lady, what are you going to do?" ”

"What for?!" The old mother-in-law sneered: "You two are so vicious, learn from those old women and villains, and I will break your demon law!" ”

Zhang Hong and I were escorted out of the back stairs to the backyard.

There was no one in the backyard, and these juniors tied the two of us to a post. I knew that this time I was in big trouble, so I said with a bitter face: "Zhang Hong, Zhang Hong, I made you miserable." ”

"I'm afraid of a bird!" Zhang Hong's eyes widened: "I don't believe they can kill the two of us here, what age is it now......"

While he was tossing, the descendant who called San'er came out of the back door, carrying two buckets in his hand, one was red and full of viscous blood, and the other was stinking and full of animal excrement.

Zhang Hong, his wife and two sisters-in-law, stood next to him and looked at him and covered his nose.

San'er brought the two buckets to us, and the old mother-in-law ordered: "Pour it for me!" Poured out on them from head to toe! I'll give them two Shu Shu skins to break the demon law! ”

San'er said to us, "Dude, take a bath." ”

As he spoke, he lifted the bucket full of blood, and poured it out for us.

Zhang Hong scolded, scolded by the grass father and the grass mother, and struggled desperately. He wronged me even more, I don't know who this is provoking, drenched in dung.

At this moment, someone shouted at the door: "Stop first!" ”

San'er stopped, and we panted and looked over, and the person who came was Zhang Hong's father-in-law. The old man came over with a cigarette pouch, and said to his wife: "Old woman, forget it, Zhang Hong is also our son-in-law." ”

"Why do you elbow out, old thing?" The mother-in-law scolded: "Go back to the house, you are not allowed to come out without me talking." ”

The old man was scolded by the blood, sighed, and slipped into the house.