Li Hao shook his head and said, "How is it possible, they will think that we have gone far from other roads, how can they do such a boring thing?" ”

Old man Hu laughed twice and said, "Because this is what I said from the fat man!" ”

Xue Yue'er and Li Hao glared at the old man Hu angrily, muttering and cursing, eager to catch this fat and hateful old man and beat him up. The two of them had a big headache and walked back and forth with their heads down, struggling to think of a way to get out.

Xue Yue'er said abruptly: "What they want to arrest should be two men, Li Hao, this time we both pretend to be women, isn't it easy to get rid of them?" ”

Li Hao squirmed and said, "I'm afraid this is not big, right?" ”

Xue Yue'er grabbed his hand, "Haha, my sister has been pretending to be a man for so long, this time it's your turn to pretend to be a woman." Let's go, I'll help dress up. ”

Old man Hu smiled and nodded, "This is a good idea, if you avoid this time, I will spare you for a while, fat man, so that you can relax and relax, so as not to worry all day long." But if you still don't bother to learn the kung fu I teach you, you will be good-looking! ”

Xue Yue'er turned around and said, "What Grandpa Hu said, don't cheat!" If we get away with it right under their noses this time, you're going to have to let us play for a few months. ”

Old man Hu shook his head and said, "That's not good, at most let you be comfortable for a month!" After that, you'll have to play even more thrilling games! ”

Li Hao sighed in a hateful voice: "Alas, poor me, how could I meet such an unscrupulous ancestor!" You don't even want to be my master! No, don't be my apprentice! ”

"Hurry back, I have to rush to the city for lunch!"

Old man Hu pretended not to hear it, and urged vigorously.

When the time of the three pillars of incense passed, a taller, rectangular face of a delicate country girl slowly walked over from the end of the stone forest, still dressed as a pharmacist, with a small white hand holding a woman who was a little shorter than her, with a slightly black thin face, slightly blushing with a girl, with two horns on her head, and walked over shyly.

"Senior sister, you can't walk like that, you have to learn from me!" A tall woman, twisting her waist and hips, stepping on small steps, twisting and walking in a crooked line.

"Senior sister, it's not good, it's too difficult to go!" The little sister looked reluctant, and her voice was a little shrill and crisp.

"Little doll, you have to follow your senior sister to learn hard, haha!" Old man Hu looked at Li Hao's embarrassment and couldn't help but be happy.

After practicing for a while, the little sister's face was full of sweat, and when the sister took out a handkerchief, gently wiped it clean for her, and said with a smile: "By the way, you have to learn this gentle action, and my sister is also tired, you help my sister wipe it!" ”

The little sister argued: "You don't need to learn this, I'll learn from the more pungent women, such as you and Xishan Yun before, how cool it is!" ”

Old man Hu laughed and said, "No, my little sister has to learn to be gentle this time!" Not being able to learn a girl doll is also a barbaric type. ”

Xue Yue'er said with a smile: "Senior sister should be well-behaved and gentle, so that it is not easy to make flaws." ”

"Okay, senior sister." The little sister lowered her head embarrassedly, followed her sister's example, and gently wiped the sweat for Xue Yue'er, "Senior sister, when you go down the mountain, you take me a little, this step is not really difficult to walk." ”

Xue Yue'er smiled like a flower, touched her horns delicately and gently, and said, "Okay, good junior sister, senior sister will take care of you." ”

Old man Hu led the two of them down the mountain, and at first he walked with his chest straight and his stomach straight, but he suddenly bowed down and bent down, reverting to the appearance of the hunchbacked pharmacist before.

The little sister was very nervous, and she grabbed her sister's hand even tighter, and her palms were dripping with a lot of sweat. Her senior sister held her hand tightly, nodding and smiling at her in encouragement. The little sister straightened her chest and slowly followed behind her senior sister.

"Stop! What are you guys doing? ”

Suddenly, several stout men in black samurai uniforms appeared in front of them and stopped at the exit of the small mountain road.

The hunchbacked old medicine master shrank and said: "Our master and apprentice are just collecting medicine on this mountain, and there is no silver tael on them, and we are invited to raise our noble hands and let us go." ”

"Herb picker?" A fierce and vicious, fat-faced strong man glanced at the two medicine boys behind him in a daze, and without looking at the hunchbacked white-bearded old man, he walked up to them, grabbed a herb in the medicine basket behind them, and asked, "What kind of herb is this?" What is it used for? ”

The tall senior sister hadn't spoken yet, and the little sister replied boldly and in a low voice: "Big brother, this is a medicinal herb for treating wind and cold, and it is often used." ”

"Oh, really?" The fierce-looking man threw the grass back into the medicine basket of the tall woman, touched her face, and said with an evil smile: "Such a delicate little medicine boy is really pleasing to the eye!" With my brother, okay? ”

The tall woman stretched out her hand and slapped the strong man's hand away, her eyebrows furrowed slightly, and she wanted to be angry, but the little sister hurriedly blocked in front of her and screamed: "I want to play with my senior sister, I can't let my senior sister go with you!" ”

The big man and their companions all laughed, and the fierce man said, "Isn't that little sister and your senior sister walking with your brother!" ”

The hunchbacked old man turned around and trembled, grabbed the arm of the fierce-faced man, and begged: "This king, the little apprentice is still young, you should let her go." ”

The fierce-faced man shook his backhand, shook the white-haired old pharmacist and took a few steps back, and fell to the ground.

The tall senior sister hurriedly ran over to help her master, but was stopped by the fierce-faced man. Her apricot eyes widened, and she was about to make a move, but her junior sister came over, grabbed the fierce-faced man's hand and shook it, and shouted, "Big brother, look, your silver has fallen to the ground." ”

The fierce-faced man looked at the ground, and sure enough, he didn't know when, a few pieces of silver fell on the ground, and there were many copper coins.

The other men also touched their bodies and exclaimed, "Oh, why did my money drop too?" ”

"This is obviously the money I dropped, why is it yours? Don't mess around! The fierce-faced man yelled angrily.

"Brother Leopard, I really lost my money, I only picked up the amount I lost!" Another man argued, and his men didn't stop picking up the money for a moment.

The fierce-faced man pushed away the partner who was robbing him of the money, and said, "Let me pick it up first, I'm sure it's extra one, it's yours!" ”

Taking advantage of the chaos they were stirring up, the three of them hurriedly ran away with the medicine basket on their backs.

The other two men, who also wanted to rob the money, saw the three of them running away, and hurriedly reminded: "Brother Leopard, those three guys have run away!" ”

"Run, run, it's not the person the master is looking for anyway! Hey, no, how did you let that pretty little girl run away? The fierce-faced man grabbed a few pieces of silver, stuffed them into his arms, and wanted to chase them. On the ground, there were only a few scattered copper coins left.

Another man who also lost his money naturally couldn't let him run away, so he grabbed him and said, "Brother Leopard, you can't swallow all my money, it's not clear, don't want to leave!" Brothers, I have four taels of silver and sixty copper coins, brothers, you see that there is not even a tael of silver on the ground! You have to give me a judgment, but you can't let Brother Leopard take my money! ”

"Brother Leopard, you better return the silver to him." The rest of the people persuaded.

The three pharmacists and medicine boys had already run away while they were in chaos.

The tall senior sister said: "I finally got rid of these hooligans!" ”

As soon as they left their sight, the three of them shook off their light skills and ran away.

The little sister said as she ran: "Sister Yue'er, I said that you can't be so beautiful, you just don't believe it, and now you're in trouble!" ”

The tall woman said: "Li Hao, if you say how to pretend to be a beautiful man, you will get into trouble, and it is even more troublesome to pretend to be a beautiful woman!" Alas, what a terrible thing! Let's go to the city and change your clothes. ”

The hunchbacked old medicine man straightened up again now, and said with a smile: "Whoever tells you to play a must be beautiful and handsome, now you know the trouble!" The two dolls, since they have been dressed, cannot use the previous names, so as not to reveal flaws. ”

Li Hao, who was dressed as a little sister, said: "Then why did you return to your old self?" ”

Old man Hu said: "Hehe, that's because they want to arrest the two of you, not the fat man!" ”

Xue Yue'er pouted and said unhappily: "Old man Laipi! What I just promised was so quickly repented! ”

Old man Hu scratched his scalp and said, "Okay, let's pretend to be a medical boy next time." ”

Li Hao said: "Can I stop pretending to be this little sister?" ”

Xue Yue'er and Old Man Hu said in unison: "No! Haha......"

Li Hao's face darkened, "Just pretend, this time I'm going to pretend to be a wild girl!" ”

Xue Yue'er smiled: "It's not been a few hours since you became well-behaved, how can you become wild?" In the future, I have to obediently listen to my sister. ”

Old man Hu laughed and said, "It's better to be well-behaved!" ”

"No, this time I won't pretend to be a good girl, I want to suffocate me, there is no door!"

The three of them hurried lightly all the way, and did not go back to the previous manor to retrieve the horses, lest they be discovered by those who were waiting there. Rushing back to the previous fork in the road, seeing that there were many pedestrians on the road, the three of them stopped and walked slowly, moving in the direction they were going to go yesterday.

After walking for a while, a carriage happened to pass by, and the three of them rented it just in time to get a good rest.

The carriage drove into the city, and Li Hao and Xue Yue'er saw that on the announcement list of the bounty by the gate of this big city, the portraits of the two were also posted, and they were pasted with those flower thieves and Jiangyang thieves.

Li Hao smiled bitterly, walked out of the crowd, and whispered: "I didn't expect that my little sister is also famous now!" ”

Xue Yue'er smiled, pulled Li Hao and left: "Senior sister can be famous, that's also a good thing!" ”

Old man Hu leaned over and said, "Then do you two want to be more famous?" If you do another big thing, I promise you two will be famous! ”

Xue Yue'er and Li Hao hurriedly waved their hands and said, "Don't!" ”

Old man Hu smiled and said, "I'm afraid that after a month, I can't help you, so you can enjoy this rare time of freedom and happiness now." ”

Old man Hu asked where the most famous restaurant in the city was, sat back in the carriage leisurely, and headed towards the restaurant.

As soon as he arrived at the restaurant, Old Man Hu rushed into the store and shouted that he had good wine and food, and the little thing of paying for the carriage was naturally paid by Li Hao, the little sister.

During the banquet, Old Man Hu naturally ate and drank nonsense, Li Hao said: "Senior sister, let's go to visit Gaoshan tomorrow, it's not the kind that wants to be famous, but it must be high and beautiful." ”

Xue Yue'er nodded and said, "I really hope that my junior sister will achieve her dream as soon as possible!" This time, let's bring more condiments, and then buy some things to keep out the cold, the weather is slowly getting colder, and time flies really fast! ”

Speaking of the back, Xue Yue'er stopped her chopsticks and looked out the window leisurely.

Li Hao also stopped his chopsticks, sighed leisurely, and said, "Senior sister, are you homesick?" My little sister is homesick too, and I really want to tell them what we have now. ”

Old man Hu said: "This is not simple, write two letters to the family and throw them at the post station, or it will be over." ”

Xue Yue'er pulled Li Hao and said, "Senior sister, let's go write a letter to the family!" ”

Li Hao lowered his head embarrassedly, "Senior sister, can you write one for me too, I know too few words, I can't write!" ”

Xue Yue'er laughed and said, "Wrap it up on me." Although I can write, but the words are not very beautiful, for this matter, the family has made fun of me, you can't make fun of me, if you make fun of me, I won't write it to you! ”

Li Hao was overjoyed and said, "Just help me write it, how dare you make fun of my senior sister again!" ”

Li Hao and Xue Yue'er went to the shopkeeper to borrow paper and pencils, and went back to the room to write a letter. Li Hao lay on the table, watching Xue Yue'er slowly write the family letter one by one, the words were a little more upright than his, but they were also crooked.

Li Hao was really bored and said with a smile: "Senior sister, your word is like a chicken claw!" ”

Xue Yue'er's face was slightly red, and she said angrily: "I said that I can't make fun of my senior sister, why did you come to make fun of me again, I won't write it to you later!" ”

Li Hao smiled: "Then I'm dead!" ”

Xue Yue'er smiled: "It's good to know, watch from the side obediently, don't talk nonsense!" ”

Xue Yue'er squeezed the brush tightly, slowly drew crooked words on the white paper, and secretly glanced at Li Hao, and continued to draw, it took two pillars of incense to finish writing three pieces of paper, but there were only two or three hundred words.

"Three hundred and fifteen words!" When Xue Yue'er finished drawing the last word of her name at the end of the letter, Li Hao said.

Xue Yue'er asked him strangely, "Didn't you say that you don't know a few words, how can you count them?" ”

Li Hao said with a smile: "I often encounter these numbers in restaurants, so in the words I know, these numbers are the most." ”

Xue Yue'er laughed and said, "I see! Who do you want to write to? You read and I write to you. ”

Li Hao opened his mouth and said, what he wanted to say to Sanniu and the shopkeeper these days, he said a long story about the boss in one breath. Xue Yue'er hurriedly shouted, "Stop, stop!" I can't write it, sister! You read it slowly, and when I applaud, you read the next sentence. ”

Li Hao had to start over and continue to recount from the first sentence of Xue Yue'er's broken pen, and after a while, he sighed and said, "Senior sister, can you hurry up, these words stay in your throat, but they are not comfortable at all!" It's like getting stuck with a fish bone, and I always forget which part to mention, it's so uncomfortable! ”

Xue Yue'er threw away the pen in her hand, wiped the sweat on her head with her sleeve, and said angrily: "You came by yourself?" I'm tired to death, just don't help me fan the wind and wipe my sweat, and urge me to die. Writing these words is more tiring than the sword I have practiced for hours! ”

"Senior sister, you can help me, please!" Li Hao hurriedly laughed, grabbed a handkerchief that Xue Yue'er gave her before, first helped her gently wipe off her sweat, and then helped her fan the wind.

Xue Yue'er smiled with satisfaction and said, "It's pretty much the same!" ”

It took another three pillars of incense, and before Li Hao finished speaking, Xue Yue'er was impatient, and threw down the pen angrily: "You are not finished, should you be talking about family life?" ”