Chapter 703: The Fat Man's Friend?
What? What's that?
Is that a passage to the ghost world?
I don't read much, don't bluff me!
Such an important passage was found by a group of half-baked column hosts, and they also explored it?
It's just exploration, and there are serial horrific deaths?
We're all a little dumbfounded, this passage is too haphazard, too irresponsible, right? It was originally designed by that king eight lambs!
"I, what are you people in the ghost world doing, no one has dealt with such an important mistake?" Ren Shuai scolded a lot again, the meaning is similar to what I thought, I just think that the guy who designed this passage in the first place is too stupid!
Unexpectedly, Lao Bai hesitated for a moment, and then the corners of his mouth twitched wildly, and his eyes were also very strange.
My heart jumped, this guy didn't look right, could it be that this place has something to do with Ren Shuai or us......
"What do you see, your eyes are twitching, do you want the fat brother to treat you?" The fat man was speechless by Lao Bai.
"That's it!" Ren Shuai also nodded in agreement, I shook my head slightly, in addition to obeying me and Yu Weiyan, this product has the same smell as the fat man, and the relationship is the most iron.
"Tell me, what the hell is this funny design? Okay, don't close the ghost door, open your mother's hole, is he a rat! "Ren Shuai is very majestic.
Yu Wei and I glanced at each other, and always felt that something was wrong, this old white expression was a little strange and ambiguous, could it be ......
We are guessing, but Lao Bai can play a trick, and the grimace is even whiter, no, it is already a little black, indescribable.
Sure enough, this guy explained without tears under the Y authority of Ren Shuai and the fat man:
"No...... No! The cave...... No, it's a channel, it's ...... It's ......"
Yes, sure enough, there is a problem, this guy has been for a long time, and he didn't say why, I shook my head, I didn't want to delay time on this issue, and hurriedly greeted Lao Tian, who was already dumbfounded, and continued to drive.
"What's it? If you don't say anything, I'll screw your head off and kick it as a ball! "Ren Shuai is completely impatient, this thing has never been patient, of course, except when listening to ghost stories, this guy can listen without blinking, without being distracted, or watch for two or three days!
"That's it, our brothers haven't exercised for a long time, and your fat brother is preparing to lose weight." The fat man snorted coldly.
"This is the hole dug by the King of the South Hades, and it is ...... Say yes ......" Lao Bai actually broke out in cold sweat on his forehead, and involuntarily wiped a handful of sweat, and his voice was not mosquitoed, and the more he said, the quieter it became.
"Me?" The fat man's eyes widened, a little incredulous, pointing to his nose in a daze, and then watching Bai Wuchang's gaze become more and more unkind.
Seeing that Ren Shuai and the fat man were about to explode completely, this thing closed his eyes, was ruthless, and said quickly: "That's right, it's you!" ”
"Lord Nan Hades, when you were in the Inner Hades Palace, you kept saying to Lord Hades that this move was used to ...... With that...... What's that, tryst, and what was used to tease Meng Po in the past! ”
We were stunned, knowing that the dead fat man was the public enemy of the underworld in his previous life, a guy known as the plague god, but we didn't expect that he wanted to tease Meng Po in his previous life? Who else are you going to have a tryst with?
Your sister, no wonder the tigress of the Northern Hades King is crazy, the relationship is good, the fat man is a slut in his previous life!
"What, what?" Ren Shuai is so wonderful, but he didn't think that the fat man was cheap, and when he heard the fat man teasing Meng Po, he didn't even blink his eyelids, but he cared about the guy who didn't explain.
Lao Bai couldn't cry or laugh, and looked at Ren Shuailai twice with strange eyes, before he lowered his head, said twice, and said, "It's you, Lord Hades!" ”
Me: "......"
Yuwei: "......"
Fatty: "......"
Ren Shuai: "......"
"Gah!"
There was another sharp braking and it hit the guardrail directly.
Fortunately, although Lao Tian was so shocked that he almost hung up, he still barely controlled the car and did not end up even worse.
"Yan ...... Yan? The three views of this goods were completely subverted, and he turned around and quietly glanced at Ren Shuai, who had no time to pay attention to him, and was so frightened that he looked like he wanted to die headlong.
To be honest, I feel a little sympathy for him.
This thing was already so bad when I saw the ghost that Lao Bai was already so close that it was full of urine, and another Hades will emerge here! The key is that he is still very familiar with this 'Hades', and he is so familiar that he can almost be called a brother, and for most of the year, Lao Tian not only cooperates happily with me, but also knows the people around me very well.
This guy has long known that Ren Shuai is a guy who likes to listen to ghost stories and acts unreliable, obviously he suddenly knew that this guy turned out to be a famous and famous Hades King of the Three Realms, and it is strange if he is not stupid!
"The current Hades, are they all so leisurely?" Lao Tian muttered to himself.
To be honest, although he couldn't accept it for a while, he was not as afraid as he was when he saw Lao Bai before. Maybe it's because I'm too familiar with Ren Shuai, but I'm just shocked by the other party's identity.
Fuck your sister!
This was my first reaction with Ren Shuai and the fat man.
What does it mean for the Southern Hades King to find Ren Shuai's tryst? It must be a joke between brothers, right? These two goods can't start to build a foundation in their previous life, right? In Ren Shuai's previous life, he was a friend of the dead fat man?
Well, my three views have been ruined, although this guy has a bit of a stinking in this life, but no one thought of that stubble!
"Hmph, Lord Nanhades, you are ruining my reputation as Lord Hades, you are clearly just ordinary friends, where is a tryst, what is it...... What's that! ”
This thing was about to complain, but after thinking about how bastards these bastards of the Southern Hades were, they held back.
"Ordinary friends? Burst! Yuwei laughed directly, covering her mouth and holding her mouth uncomfortably.
I rolled my eyes at the same time as the fat man, it's good that this old white doesn't explain, so explained, why is it more ambiguous?
Ordinary friends? Nima, isn't that a common way to describe a relationship between a man and a woman?
Of course, I'm not saying that this thing has to refer to a man and a woman, but in general, before falling in love, isn't it all about ordinary friends?
Even Lao Tian figured out that this taste was wrong, and peeked at Ren Shuai from the rearview mirror.
"Let's drive, hurry up and solve the case, this matter is very implicated!" I smiled bitterly, I was powerless to complain, and I was in no mood to pay attention to these three teases.
Anyway, now I can roughly figure out the origin and situation of the cave, of course, the problem in the cave now, Lao Bai is not clear.
An hour and a half, the famous ghost town appeared in front of our eyes. Under the leadership of Lao Tian, we went straight to the small coffin mountain.
The road conditions are not very good, but the victory is that there are few cars, and the road is still very smooth.
Of course, this hill is not too high, and from a distance, it is nothing special.
However, when we reached the foot of the mountain, we couldn't help but put away this sentence......
"What do you mean, traffic jams?" Lao Tian was also a little dumbfounded.