Chapter 275: Unspeakably miserable
When Liu Sanshi and Xia Lu arrived at Lian Jianping's house, it was already more than eight o'clock in the evening.
Even Jianping has a terrible toothache in the past few days, his cheeks are swollen, he has taken a lot of medicine, and he has also taken anti-inflammatory injections, but it is not good.
Later, he went to see Chinese medicine, and the Chinese medicine doctor said that he had to use the old-fashioned tile urine jar to fumigate, and the urine smell of the urine jar was as loud as possible.
Lian Jianping finally asked someone to find such a urine jar from the eyes of the mountain. When Liu Sanshi and Xia Lu arrived at their house, Lian Jianping was fumigating there, and the house smelled of urine.
Lian Jianping was lying on a couch, his head stretched outward, and his open mouth was about fifteen centimeters away from the top of the black urine jar, which was made of Chinese herbs such as mugwort atractylodes, about three fingers deep, yellow and yellow, like a person who peed when he was angry.
The upper edge of the urine jar is tied with a rope and hung on an iron shelf, and at the bottom of the urine jar, there is a charcoal brazier, which Chinese medicine says can only achieve the effect if it is heated with this charcoal brazier.
Although it is the early winter season, the heating has begun, and the temperature in the house is not low, Lian Jianping is lying on the sofa, his big belly has been squeezed, making him snort, coupled with the charcoal brazier, and the strong smell of urine, Lian Jianping is simply miserable.
Before Liu Sanshi and Xia Lu came, he kept asking the nanny standing beside him, asking how long the fumigation had been, starting from less than five minutes after the fumigation, until Liu Sanshi and Xia Lu entered the door, and the nanny told him that it would take him thirty-seven minutes.
According to the doctor's instructions, each fumigation should take at least an hour or more.
But Lian Jianping really couldn't stand it, and if he continued to fumigate, he would have to choke to death by the smell of urine if he didn't die of heat, or suffocate to death if he couldn't get up in one breath.
The arrival of Liu Sanshi and Xia Lu saved his life.
"Xiaomin, hurry up and remove the jar." Lian Jianping gave an order to the little nanny, and seeing that the nanny hesitated, he glared at her and scolded, "There are guests here, what's the matter with the smell of urine in the house?" Hurry up and retreat. ”
Xiao Min pouted and removed the urine jar.
Liu Sanshi put the gift in his hand in the corner and helped Lian Jianping to get up, Lian Jianping sighed for a long time, and his breath slowly evened out.
Xia Lu greeted Lian Jianping with a smile: "Uncle Lian, how are you doing?" ”
Lian Jianping smiled wryly, waved his hand and said, "It's not good, it's not good at all." Alas! A toothache is not a disease, but it hurts to die! In the past few days, you have even been tormented by toothache and it is better to die! ”
Xia Lu asked with concern: "Do you use this thing for fumigation?" ”
Lian Jianping grinned: "Who knows? Traditional Chinese medicine says that it works very well, whether it works or not, the sin is suffered, and the mouth is suffocating, but it is uncomfortable! ”
Xia Lu took out a candy from the small plate on the coffee table, ripped the package open, and stuffed it into Lian Jianping's mouth.
The little nanny just came over and shouted at Lian Jianping: "Uncle Lian, the doctor has explained, you can't eat anything too sweet and greasy." ”
Lian Jianping said vaguely: "I just put it in my mouth and go to this mouth full of smell." ”
The little nanny didn't say anything more, poured tea for Liu Sanshi and Xia Lu, and left silently.
"Xiaolu, why do you have time to visit your uncle? It's been so long, you haven't even been here once. ”
Xia Lu was stunned and said, "I'm not afraid of disturbing your purity, if you think I'm making trouble, I'll come every day in the future." ”
Lian Jianping waved his hand and said, "Don't coax your Uncle Lian to be happy." Just you? Still coming every day? Then I'm afraid that the leaders of your TV station will be unhappy. Our Xiaolu is now the pillar of the TV station, how can I have spare time to come to your uncle! Speaking of this, Lian Jianping stared at Xia Lu for a while, and asked, "I'm afraid there are special circumstances when you come to Uncle Lian today, right?" ”
"Can't I come to see you without special circumstances? But today is a bit of a special situation. Uncle Lian, didn't you say that as long as I have a boyfriend, I have to let you review and review it first? I have it now, and he is. ”
Xia Lu pointed at Liu Sanshi.
Liu Sanshi nodded at Lian Jianping and said, "Hello Uncle Lian!" My name is Liu Sanshi. ”
Lian Jianping stared at Liu Sanshi for a while, and then said, "Hmm! The appearance is not bad, and it can basically match our summer dew. How old are you, young man? ”
Liu Sanshi told him his age.
Lian Jianping nodded again: "Hmm! The age is also appropriate, although our Xia Lu is slightly older than you, but now sister and brother love are popular, and it doesn't matter if you're older. What do you do? ”
Liu Sanshi said: "I did a little business. ”
Lian Jianping frowned: "Doing business? Why don't you do administrative? ”
Judging from Lian Jianping's expression, he seemed to be very uninterested in doing business, Xia Lu told him Liu Sanshi's other identity, and the look on Lian Jianping's face was a little better.
"What is your education?" Lian Jianping asked again.
Liu Sanshi told Lian Jianping which university he graduated from.
"Hmmm! The school is okay, but your current level is too low, and such a level is not worthy of our family Xia Lu. Lian Jianping's heart was still a little entangled, "What do your parents do?" ”
Liu Sanshi told Lian Jianping that his father was also a small businessman, and his mother was a housewife, and they now live in Xiazhou City.
The expression on Lian Jianping's face froze a little, and he muttered, "If that's the case, the gap between him and our family Xia Lu will be a little far." You're going to have to work hard, boy! It's not so easy to marry our family Xia Lu. ”
Xia Lu took the opportunity to say: "Uncle Lian, whether my boyfriend can improve or not depends on your strong support." ”
Lian Jianping shook his head and said, "I'm a retired old man, what can I support him?" ”
Xia Lu then said: "Uncle Lian, we are here today, in addition to asking you to review him, there is really one thing I want you to help with." ”
Then, Xia Lu told Lian Jianping about the City Forum in detail.
"That's what happened! Xiaolu, why didn't you tell me earlier, I thought it was those bureaucrats who were making a name for themselves. This is an easy thing to do, and I will say hello to the relevant parties tomorrow. ”
Liu Sanshi and Xia Lu chatted with Lian Jianping for a while, and when they were about to leave, the doorbell rang.
The little nanny walked over and opened the door, and at the door, there stood a drunken Han Qilun.
Han Qilun staggered into the living room, and shouted angrily: "Brother-in-law, I heard that you are sick, why are you not hospitalized?" Serious or not? ”
Lian Jianping frowned and said, "Don't scream, I just have a toothache." ”
Han Qilun saw Liu Sanshi and Xia Lu sitting on the sofa at this time, and asked with a surprised face: "Liu Sanshi, why are you here?" ”
Xia Lu stood up and said, "He's here with me, Uncle Han, have you been drinking?" ”
Han Qilun grinned and said, "Drink a little bit, it's fine, it's not wet yet." ”
With Han Qilun here, Liu Sanshi couldn't let go of it, chatted a few words, and got up with Xia Lu to say goodbye.