Chapter 64: The Dog Bites Lu Dongbin
"I'll go, what's wrong with you, big beauty, why do you still believe in fate, what is the fate of killing the wolf star, why haven't I heard of it, where did you see it, it's really a waste of talent if you don't write a novel", Yan Wenbin supermodel looked at Leng Bingyan wonderfully.
"You, you, you....... Don't you remember anything", Leng Bingyan said as she stared at Yan Wenbin with eyes the size of a copper bell.
"I, I, I...... What's the matter, can any of you tell me, what happened to me just now, did I drink? I don't know, I'm drinking again", Yan Wenbin smelled the smell of alcohol all his life, and he really forgot what happened.
He just remembered that when they were about to open An Shengzu's coffin, he didn't know what was going on, and the others fainted, and now he didn't remember anything except a little pain in his back.
"Uncle, was he stupid by me", Leng Bingyan looked at Yan Wenbin's uncle with an anxious face and said, whether Yan Wenbin was stimulated and went crazy, Leng Bingyan was afraid that Yan Wenbin would be driven crazy if he couldn't accept it.
"You're stupid, you're a big stupid girl, are you catching a cold, that's why you are talking nonsense", Yan Wenbin put his hand on Leng Bingyan's forehead, but found that Leng Bingyan did not have a fever, and it was normal to feel Leng Bingyan.
"You're stupid" Leng Bingyan said confusedly, not to mention that Yan Wenbin said that he was stupid, Leng Bingyan had an ugly expression on his face, and he couldn't wait to pull Yan Wenbin's ears and let him know the fate of offending himself.
"Eldest sister, he drank and broke the piece, and now he doesn't remember anything, so it's okay, it's also possible that after you fainted, you were affected by a concussion and have forgotten everything just now, or some clips have lost your memory."
"I've had this experience before, I woke up after drinking, and I can't remember what I did after drinking" The Demoman looked at Gun's reaction, and he felt the same way as he had experienced it before.
"It's really a short film, I don't remember anything", Leng Bingyan looked at the demoman even more curiously and said, it was the first time that Leng Bingyan had heard the saying that drinking alcohol could make you forget everything.
"It's not that you don't remember anything, but you forget something that you may not remember for the rest of your life, isn't that better? I even dispensed with hypnosis, isn't this a happy ending? The Demoman laughed.
"I'll go, there are really yours, I can drink to this point, I admire it, don't drink it in the future, otherwise I won't remember my wife when I wake up, then it won't turn the sky upside down", Leng Bingyan also admires Yan Wenbin, there may not be many people who can drink to this point.
"It turned out that you knocked me unconscious, no wonder I said that I was fine, how could I suddenly faint, it turned out that you were secretly making a mistake, if you fancy the baby in my bag, just ask me directly, don't use this kind of indiscriminate means", Yan Wenbin immediately opened his bag and found that there were a lot of things inside, so he looked at the people around him with peace of mind.
"If you don't speak, no one treats you as a dumb person, especially when I knocked Xiao Gang unconscious, you don't talk through your brain, now it's okay, this guy has a strong sense of revenge, Lao Hu used to steal his candy, and chased Lao Hu for three streets, and in the end, if Lao Hu's grandfather hadn't beaten Lao Hu, how could he have given up"
Leng Bingyan and Gang Wenbin grew up with bare butts, how could it not be the stinky temper of Daogang Wenbin, Gang Wenbin is the same as his uncle, they are all stubborn donkeys, and only Leng Bingyan and Gang Wenbin's aunt in the world can accept the stinky temper of two people, otherwise they will definitely not find the object of their daughter-in-law, and it makes sense that Gang Wenbin has no daughter-in-law until now.
"Sister, I know, I know, sister, can you let go of your hand and speak, I know it's wrong, sister, why do you always like to pinch my waist, now it's perfect, and you can pinch the most painful part of my waist when you reach over, sister, I know it's wrong." The Demoman said as he looked at Leng Bingyan.
"Why are you still standing, come here to find the shrine", Yan Wenbin looked at Leng Bingyan and said, his eyes were full of inexplicable feelings, it seemed that Yan Wenbin had really forgotten everything that had just happened.
Leng Bingyan thought that Yan Wenbin would die or live, but he didn't expect that Yan Wenbin would adapt so quickly, so it's okay, save yourself from worrying, but he is also worried that if Yan Wenbin forgets about himself next time he goes to drink, what will he do then.
"Quickly find out if there are any shrines, boxes or whatever", Leng Bingyan looked at her subordinates and said, in fact, Leng Bingyan wanted to be angry, but he didn't dare to vent his anger on Yan Wenbin's body, because of Yan Wenbin's fierce eyes, he didn't dare to look at it directly.
The demoman looked at Yan Wenbin in disbelief, Leng Bingyan was a tigress, no one dared to speak loudly to her, with a sacred and majestic momentum, even the earth would crawl at her feet.
But after Leng Bingyan met Yan Wenbin, she became a gentle little woman, and she didn't dare to say anything in front of Yan Wenbin, which really made the Demoman fall through his glasses.
But they searched for a long time and didn't find the shrine, but Yan Wenbin found gold carved talismans, official seals, holy decrees issued by the imperial court, and even the gold necklace that An Shengzu hung, Yan Wenbin used it to hang around his neck, smirking like a fool, and he didn't know how happy he was.
Except for the talisman made of gold that was taken away by Yan Wenbin, the rest of the things were thrown on the ground, and of course a lot of jade was taken away by Yan Wenbin.
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Also toast, just such a little thing, compared with your ancestors, you are far behind, everyone is hiding gold bars in the coffin board, you don't even have gold bars in the coffin, I am ashamed of you", even Yan Wenbin's uncle wanted to kick Yan Wenbin, he ransacked An Shengzu who was lying on the ground, and almost pulled out other people's pants, and he was so ashamed.
Although there is nothing in An Shengzu's coffin, but people are dead, don't worry about the dead, the dead are the greatest, not to mention that it is still on other people's territory, not to look at the monk's face, but also to see the Buddha's face, the current Yan Wenbin is lawless, and if it goes on like this, it is necessary to take care of Yan Wenbin now, otherwise he will not pout his ass to the sky after going out.
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Uncle, gone, he is a poor ghost, the poorest one I have ever seen, it is really unlucky, if Lao Hu is still unconscious and does not spit on you, I will have your surname, maybe a fire will burn your coffin board, and take out your bones to feed the wild dogs", Yan Wenbin also despised this An Shengzu very much, poor and messy.
"Wait", Leng Bingyan saw that Yan Wenbin did not stop him from searching the contents of the coffin, even if they found the gold now, they actually had no place to put it, let alone take it away, but when Yan Wenbin touched the bottom of the coffin, Leng Bingyan found that there were clues under the coffin.
Leng Da Mei stepped forward and directly asked people to dismantle the coffin, while An Kun's bones continued to be placed on the ground and trampled on at will.
The big beauty stepped forward and kept knocking on the stone pier where the coffin was placed with her hand, as if she had found something.
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Why didn't I find the stone pier under this coffin, is there something strange", in fact, many stone piers have been knocked by Wen Bin, and there is nothing in it, just a boulder.
But there was a sound knocking on the center of the stone pier under An Kun's coffin, and many people came over.
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Be careful, maybe this is the mechanism that touches here, the self-destruction device on this floor is here, and it is also possible to open the stone slab in the center to touch the hidden weapon", Yan Wenbin looked at Leng Bingyan and said.
But Leng is a beautiful woman who doesn't believe in evil, and just takes things and does it herself, Shidun
In the middle was a 30-centimeter stone, but after gently prieing it open with a crowbar, there was a box underneath.
"Leng Da Beauty, don't move, I'll come", Yan Wenbin saw that many people stepped forward and were about to make a move, I really don't know if these people are not afraid of death, or don't want to get out alive.
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You find a pulley and a rope, and put the rope on the top of the box with duct tape, and we will hide a little further away and pull the rope, even if there is a hidden weapon, we are not afraid."
Sure enough, after Yan Wenbin pulled the box up, a lot of darts were shot from below, and if everyone was around just now, many people would definitely die.
After getting the box, the cold beauty Doule blossomed, and Yan Wenbin thought that what she wanted would not be in it.
But when the big beauty opened the box, she saw two pieces of jade.
Originally, Uncle Yan Wenbin's sad face, as if others owed him tens of millions and did not pay him back, suddenly with a sincere smile, saw the two pieces of jade suddenly his eyes lit up, and slowly leaned over to Leng Bingyan with a flattering look.
Because one of these two pieces of jade is blood jade, and the other is black jade, black jade is also called dead jade, which is the dream of Uncle Yan Wenbin, such a jade is in front of him, and the dead jade is the size of a fist, and there are Taoist charms carved on it.
The big beauty looked at Uncle Yan Wenbin's eyes, and knew that this thing was very important to Uncle Yan Wenbin.
Because from the first coffin that Gang Wenbin pried open and saw the gold bar, the expression on the face of Gang Wenbin's uncle was the same, only when he saw these two pieces of jade, did he change.
Even the expression on Uncle Yan Wenbin's face when he appeared here has not changed, but now he has a bright smile, like a rainbow after the rain, and Yan Wenbin feels warm in his heart after seeing it, in fact, this is the first time Uncle Yan Wenbin has smiled so happily.
"Uncle", you finally laughed, Leng Meinu just didn't think about it, it was not the shrine but the blood jade in the box, Uncle Yan Wenbin was like this, it was already to give her face, if it was someone else, Uncle would have started to grab it a long time ago, so Leng Bingyan directly gave the box to Uncle Yan Wenbin.
After getting two pieces of jade, Yan Wenbin's uncle said that he was yin and yang, and he needed brave blood jade to block disasters, so he gave the red one to Yan Wenbin, and he was a Taoist priest, and his life was very hard, and he used black jade to deal with things he couldn't beat.