Chapter 2: The Wrong Era
"Oh no! Miss is drowning! ”
As soon as the sky was gray and bright, the always quiet and peaceful Ning Wangfu exploded, and the maids, the family guards, and the guards with knives ran out of the courtyards up and down the palace with lanterns.
In the hazy morning, King Ning and his wife hurried towards the lotus pond of Lanxuan Courtyard surrounded by servants.
At the foot of the rockery next to the lotus pond in Lanxuan Courtyard was a boy huddled, shaking his shoulders and crying silently.
In front of him was a girl floating in the lotus pond, face down in the water, motionless.
The guards who rushed to Lanxuan Courtyard first were the guards with knives, and after seeing the situation, they did not hesitate, and quickly divided into two groups, one flew into the lotus pond to salvage the girl, and the other went to the boy to check the boy's situation.
"Little boy, are you alright? Where is the injury? ”
The boy sobbed and slowly raised his head, looking in horror at the nursing home around him.
"Miss, Miss, is not breathing." The guard who had come ashore after retrieving the girl whispered, and the boy's eyes widened. Suddenly, with a loud cry of "wow", he threw himself into the arms of the nearest guard.
"Where's the warm sun? What happened to Nuan Yang? What about Dun'er? Where's Dun'er? ”
After the subordinates all arrived, King Ning and Princess Ning also arrived.
"Madame Your Highness, Miss, Miss is gone."
When Princess Ning heard the bad news, she fainted on the spot.
"Oh no! Madame fainted! "King Ning's Mansion exploded again.
Bian Nuan squatted by the lotus pond boredly, watching a group of undressed men, women, young and old, messing around.
Whoever fell off her shoes was kicked into the lotus pond and splashed her face with the pond water. Whose lantern overturned, caught fire, and the flames flew straight in front of her eyes. Which ** didn't clean up and let out a big stinky fart when he passed in front of her......
Bian Nuan couldn't stay any longer, so he got up and was about to leave.
She was kicked up in the underworld by the Yin Si official and the Yin Si Xiao Minister, and only said that she should be reincarnated, but she didn't even give the slightest hint of information.
How can it be so unreliable to give people to reincarnate?
"You can't go!" As soon as Bian Nuan turned around, before he could float up, his shoulder was grabbed by a hand, and he felt a strong cold breath pouring into his heart.
Bian Nuan turned his head, only to feel that his eyes were white, dazzling, and when he got used to it, he looked at it carefully, the three souls were shaken away, and the two and a half souls were blocked, and the remaining half of the souls were blocked in the throat.
A man in white slowly fell in front of her in mid-air, the man was extremely handsome, like a nine-day immortal man descending to the earth, white clothes fluttering, surrounded by moonlight, immortal mess.
Bian Nuan's eyes widened for a while before he came back to his senses, and this time, he immediately gasped.
Although the face of the man in white was the first time she had seen him, she was very familiar with the aura on his body, which belonged to the Yin Siguan who kicked her up in the underworld.
After confirming the identity of the person who came, Bian Nuan pressed the small heart that did not exist on his chest, and looked the man in white up and down again as if at random, pouting in his heart.
What kind of outfit, thinking that you are wearing filial piety, who will not recognize you if you have a good skin? Shh
He sneered in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it on his face, and said with a smile: "The adult is here to show the little woman the way to reincarnation?" ”
Bian Nuan is not a stupid Bai Tian, she knows when to face whom and what to say, she is just a wisp of soul now, what kind of life can she cast in the next life, and when someone writes a penny, she will not make trouble for herself.
There was no response, pulling Bian Nuan in the direction of the crowd's movement.
Bian Nuan realized something, and pulled the shadow to stop: "The adult doesn't want me to enter the body of that female doll, right?" ”
She glanced back at Bian Nuan and threw her a sharp gaze, which was full of meaning that could not be refused.
Ying Fei didn't reply, but Bian Nuan understood the meaning in his eyes.
"My lord, the little woman doesn't dare to be dissatisfied, it's just that this doesn't meet the rules of reincarnation."
Although Bian Nuan has never been reincarnated, no, it should be said that he has forgotten how to reincarnate, but he is also a person who has watched TV series and read Zhiwei novels. Isn't this reincarnation all from the mother's womb?
Also, when she was kicked up, the female doll was still breathing, her whole body was shining, and she wanted to suck her into her body, but she did go in, but she was squeezed out again, the female doll's body was too small, and it didn't match the size of her soul at all.
Ying Ying was surprised that Bian Nuan could read his eyes.
The eyes were looking at the soul in front of him, and his eyebrows were slightly frowned.
There are few people in this world who can understand the meaning of his gestures without speaking.
That's fine, it will save him a lot of effort.
So he looked at the soul in front of him two more times.
is a very ordinary soul qi, and it is absolutely impossible to pick up the submerged pickpockets thrown into the sea of souls, and the mark on the forehead is also clearly criticized with the word "mediocrity".
Styx shook his head, hesitating.
This soul is too ordinary to be suitable.
"What's wrong, my lord?" Bian Nuan saw that the Yin Commander's face was wrong, and said nervously.
Stygian retracted his thoughts and looked at Bian Nuan.
It's okay that the Difu won't notice her, and it's convenient for him to borrow it. I don't know if the little ghost can find it back, if it can't be found......
Putting away his thoughts, he said coldly: "Rules? You little ghost who died early and talk to me about the rules? ”
"Early death" poked Bian Nuan's sore spot, Bian Nuan endured the depression in his heart and lowered his eyebrows and said: "Yes, yes, what the adults said is, I, a little ghost who died early, is not qualified to talk to the adults about any rules, but I don't match the body model of the female doll, and I can't get in." ”
"Why can't you get in?" Stygian looked away and turned her head away.
Bian warmed his heart and said, what to pretend, don't you have a point in your heart if you can't get in.
He still didn't dare to show it on his face, and smiled, "My lord, I really can't get in, if you go well, you won't come up." ”
Ying Fei was impatient: "If you can't get in, it's because you don't have the right method, and if you nag again, you will be torn apart." ”
Bian Nuan was threatened, didn't dare to say more, sighed secretly, and lowered his head in a temperless manner.
She is the boss of the underworld, and she is a little ant, so she can't afford to offend.
Alas, there is no difference between being alive and dying, and everywhere in this world you have to live by people's faces.
In the Warm Fragrance Pavilion, a group of people in ancient costumes knelt outside the screen, and inside the screen, there was a woman in gorgeous clothes sitting in front of the warm tent bed, the woman was very delicate and moving, but it was not the woman who fainted in Lanxuan Courtyard.
Inside the tent lay the drowning doll.
The female doll has changed into clean clothes, and her petite body only occupies the corner of the bed, lying there motionless, which makes people feel distressed.
It was already dawn outside, and Bian Nuan saw the clothes of the people in this room clearly, and then realized that this was not the era when she was alive.
"My lord, you are mistaken, I am not a ghost of this era, I am a ghost of 2018, and the era is wrong."
Mingyu sneered, and motioned to Bian Nuan to look at his dress: "No matter what era you are, you will have to report to the same underworld when you die." ”
"But ......"
"It's nothing, go in!" With a wave of his hand, Bian Nuan flew into the air, and after a whirlwind, he fell into the body of the lifeless female doll on the bed.
Squeeze, squeeze to death! And cold, heart-piercing cold!
"Your Excellency, you can't come nonsense! This model is not right! Squeeze hard! Bian Nuan screamed in the female doll's body, but she wanted to come out but was trapped by an invisible force, struggling and not moving.
Shen Yu said softly: "Squeeze and get used to it, you can't die." ”
"It's going to die! It's really going to be squeezed to death! ”
Bian Nuan called again, but there was no response.
"Bastard! Don't go! Give me back! Come back! ”